Another pic of Jenn's filthy feet!!
Lmfao!!
C5.
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Another pic of Jenn's filthy feet!!
Lmfao!!
C5.
[QUOTE=PhilthyRich;3244704]Also, C5 has never been out of Florida. He wouldn't be able to afford it! And yeah we did get into it some time last year because he wanted to meet me at one of his strip clubs in exchange for a few numbers; I refused! There's no way I would waste my time hanging around with an ugly guy like him! I don't need him to get any numbers as there's plenty of mongers on this site who have gone out of their way to provide me with any info I requested. C5 does not have the monopoly to this game; he never has and never will! I'm done talking about him; my motto has always been to not focus on losers in life and that's exactly what he is![/QUOTE]Since you're obviously loaded with all this cash and fancy car's, Why are you cruising the trail picking up 20 buck's hookers? LOL!! One has to wonder.
Since you're so loaded with cash, Why not get you a 500 dollar an hour girl off eros? Could it be you're a broke joke?
C5.
All Orlando escort's should strive to be as fine as Dallas!
C5.
A few things came to mind as I think of all the shit going on with a member or two trashing a certain young lady. What would happen if the same thing went on with some of our more forward muses?
I won't mention any names but see if you can guess who I am talking about.
I can think of one who I know if anyone looked at her cross ways, much less write a fake negative review, would just plaster a pic, pic of car, phone number, copies of texts, all over the place. Oh, guess what? She already did!
I know another famous collector of various weapons that just might shoot such a gentleman and hide the body where no one will ever find it.
We all know one who is amazingly hot but wouldn't hesitate to do a Lorena Bottitt on someone who writes a fake review.
Writing fake reviews, positive or negative, is stupid. First, it is easy to tell. No one needs to white knight a lady who has dozens of honest reviews by respected members. Her reputation speaks for it self. Same with glowing reviews written by someone with no other posts. Spotting the fake reviews isn't rocket surgery. Second, stupid oughta hurt, and if you pull that shit on the wrong girl it will.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;3245734]A few things came to mind as I think of all the shit going on with a member or two trashing a certain young lady. What would happen if the same thing went on with some of our more forward muses?
I won't mention any names but see if you can guess who I am talking about.
I can think of one who I know if anyone looked at her cross ways, much less write a fake negative review, would just plaster a pic, pic of car, phone number, copies of texts, all over the place. Oh, guess what? She already did!
I know another famous collector of various weapons that just might shoot such a gentleman and hide the body where no one will ever find it.
We all know one who is amazingly hot but wouldn't hesitate to do a Lorena Bottitt on someone who writes a fake review.
Writing fake reviews, positive or negative, is stupid. First, it is easy to tell. No one needs to white knight a lady who has dozens of honest reviews by respected members. Her reputation speaks for it self. Same with glowing reviews written by someone with no other posts. Spotting the fake reviews isn't rocket surgery. Second, stupid oughta hurt, and if you pull that shit on the wrong girl it will.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]Thanks for including your tactical expert on that list LOL I think an RPG to the noggin would suffice, ya? Just kidding. But I concur, fake reviews, positive or negative aren't cool. I've seen fake positives on me on the other site and I'm over here like "who the hell is that?" It's kind of weird. Then again, people can be kind of weird. That's why people should read and rely on a majority of reviews rather than just one. Also, it helps checking the status of the poster.
Xoxo,
Katie.
Everyone that has seen Jenn knows that those pics you posted of a girl with dirty feet are not actually Jenn's. I m sure that's Snowflake that you got pretending to be Jenn! Gosh you're an idiot!
What made Dallas a board favorite? Her Looks? What was she good at in the sack? Is she retired?
[QUOTE=MarkLipper;3245932]What made Dallas a board favorite? Her Looks? What was she good at in the sack? Is she retired?[/QUOTE]Mark I will happily answer you're question! Dallas is probably the hottest escort in the entire state of Florida! Unfortunately I've NEVER dreamed with the beautiful Dallas because I refuse to pay her very high donation and I asked for a discount and was told NO! LOL!
I've said for year's that Dallas is pure perfection! Her face is that of a beautiful porcelain doll, Her eye's are simply gorgeous, her body is that of a pure goddess!
I've seen thousands of pics of her through the year's and she looks better and better each day! All of her reviews are simply marvelous! Very positive reviews and all the guy's say she was worth the wait and she was an incredible dream! I know several mongers off this site that have seen her and give her very high marks! Her ass looks amazing and I wish she made a porn video as I would buy every single one she made!
Dallas is every man's dream come true!!
C5.
[QUOTE=PhilthyRich;3245795]Everyone that has seen Jenn knows that those pics you posted of a girl with dirty feet are not actually Jenn's. I m sure that's Snowflake that you got pretending to be Jenn! Gosh you're an idiot![/QUOTE]You're an embarrassment to this hobby! First you talk bad about filthy jenn and now you're here in the RAT TRAP making a fool of yourself by white knighting the SAME chick you talked shit about!! Lmao! You're a pathetic asshole dude! Jenn must have promised you a free session to make you all of a sudden change you tune!
Asshole!
C5.
[QUOTE=KatieLovett;3245768]Thanks for including your tactical expert on that list LOL I think an RPG to the noggin would suffice, ya? Just kidding. But I concur, fake reviews, positive or negative aren't cool. I've seen fake positives on me on the other site and I'm over here like "who the hell is that?" It's kind of weird. Then again, people can be kind of weird. That's why people should read and rely on a majority of reviews rather than just one. Also, it helps checking the status of the poster.
Xoxo,
Katie.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the RAT TRAP! Let me share little info on you're so called buddy Camera3, first off he's a fucking idiot without a fucking brain!! C3 is the most completely useless Orlando douche bag on the Orlando Forum!! He's an old fool who tries to give everyone his useless advice!
He's been a pain in my ass since I came to this shitty city of Orlando and starting posting on this forum!
So if we're you Katy or whatever you're name is, I would make sure you help his old ass stay on all those meds he should be taking. He's an asshole and nothing but a LOSER.
C5.
Why is it so hard for you douche bags to believe that these chicks can AND do have bad hygiene!! Is it really that hard to believe? These Chicks fuck and suck all day and some do not even bother washing in between client's! Dirty pussy, dirty feet, dirty assholes are all very common with these so called escorts.
I find the chicks on Paradise Trail to have way better hygiene then these so called higher end escorts. These are indeed FACTS!!
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3245971]Mark I will happily answer you're question! Dallas is probably the hottest escort in the entire state of Florida! Unfortunately I've NEVER dreamed with the beautiful Dallas because I refuse to pay her very high donation and I asked for a discount and was told NO! LOL!
I've said for year's that Dallas is pure perfection! Her face is that of a beautiful porcelain doll, Her eye's are simply gorgeous, her body is that of a pure goddess!
I've seen thousands of pics of her through the year's and she looks better and better each day! All of her reviews are simply marvelous! Very positive reviews and all the guy's say she was worth the wait and she was an incredible dream! I know several mongers off this site that have seen her and give her very high marks! Her ass looks amazing and I wish she made a porn video as I would buy every single one she made!
Dallas is every man's dream come true!!
C5.[/QUOTE]Something Chris and I can agree on.
These Jenn/Dallas comparisons are amusing to me.
We can thank Vino for bringing her to our great forum.
PG.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3246296]Something Chris and I can agree on.
These Jenn/Dallas comparisons are amusing to me.
We can thank Vino for bringing her to our great forum.
PG.[/QUOTE]It is a national fucking disgrace to even mention jenn from Altamont in the same sentence as the breathtaking Dallas!! Jenn has the body of a boy, evidenced by pics posted on this forum by vino I think. Jenn Face looks likes an elephants ass!
Dallas should NEVER be compared to that chick. Jenn is not even worthy enough to wipe Dallas ass after Dallas takes a shit!! LOL!!
Dallas is every man's dream come true!!
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3245989]Welcome to the RAT TRAP! Let me share little info on you're so called buddy Camera3, first off he's a fucking idiot without a fucking brain!! C3 is the most completely useless Orlando douche bag on the Orlando Forum!! He's an old fool who tries to give everyone his useless advice!
He's been a pain in my ass since I came to this shitty city of Orlando and starting posting on this forum!
So if we're you Katy or whatever you're name is, I would make sure you help his old ass stay on all those meds he should be taking. He's an asshole and nothing but a LOSER.
C5.[/QUOTE]How quaint. The trail stalker is trying to give me advice about someone he's likely never met (and never will). Well sweetheart, as much as I appreciate your "advice" in the form of some ill-conceived rambling, let me enlighten you a little about what I KNOW about my darling C3.
I met Camera3 several months ago (maybe even close to a year, time flies) when he came to my house for an incall. He was prompt and an all around gentleman. He always brings a nice bottle of wine for us to share. He's a very eloquent conversationalist. He is educated and well rounded. Then the doors close and the animal comes out to play (but we'll not discuss that here, that's none of your business).
That being said, please refrain from your futile attempts to dissuade my interest from one of my favorites. It's entirely laughable. You are not on the same level. C3 has more class in his left pinky than you would ever hope to attain in a lifetime. I've read your posts and you've been on my avoid list long before you made this post to me.
Mic drop.
Xoxo,
Katie.
P.S.- To the spectators, let's play a game shall we? Let's see how many profanities C5 will drop on his reply. 20 points if he insults my HOUSE (that he's never seen and never will). 5 points every time he tells me I have a dirty pussy. Annnnd GO! LOL.
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[QUOTE=PhilthyRich;3245795]Everyone that has seen Jenn knows that those pics you posted of a girl with dirty feet are not actually Jenn's. I m sure that's Snowflake that you got pretending to be Jenn! Gosh you're an idiot![/QUOTE]Had to check this SP out for myself, even though I am a fan of the Latina. Did so yesterday. No dirty feet, no sign of management, no sign of candy use. Sweet gal and good SP, IMHO. You ARE an idiot Sissy Chrissy 5!
We will never let one or two mongers with a "bone to pick" destroy the business of a good SP so why even try?
[QUOTE=Chris5;3246338]It is a national fucking disgrace to even mention jenn from Altamont in the same sentence as the breathtaking Dallas!! Jenn has the body of a boy, evidenced by pics posted on this forum by vino I think. Jenn Face looks likes an elephants ass!
Dallas should NEVER be compared to that chick. Jenn is not even worthy enough to wipe Dallas ass after Dallas takes a shit!! LOL!!
Dallas is every man's dream come true!!
C5.[/QUOTE]Sissy, you haven't even dreamed of either one of these girls but yet you're trying to act like you're an expert on each. Guess what? I HAVE dreamed of both of these fine ladies on several different occasions. Both of them are fine as can be. Dallas is beautiful with a petite rocking little body. Her tits are small but she has nice nips. Dallas gives excellent service. She can take it with the best of them. She is the better kisser over Jenn but Jenn's oral game blows away Dallas' and then some! Jenn has a great main event and is equal to Dallas in this capacity. Jenn's pretty little cooter is absolutely as tight as can be. Jenn has a rocking body with a fabulous ass on her. Yes, she has bolt ons but they are very nice and fit her well. Dallas is prettier than Jenn but not by much. Jenn has the better body, especially now that Dallas has gained so much weight.
When all is said and done, I declare the service level of both to be excellent with Jenn getting the slight nod. As far as reliability is concerned, Jenn is the hands down winner! Dallas is the most unreliable SP that I have ever encountered in the biz. Oh, by the way, I DID bring Dallas to this great forum. You're welcome, Sissy.
I'll tell you the real deal on this, Sissy. Dallas is not near as great as you believe that she is and Jenn is no where near as bad as you make her out to be. Far from it. Jenn gives a stellar performance and is a joy to be with after she is comfortable with you. Jenn is my absolute Board ATF right now. So Sissy, and the rest of the forum, there's the straight scoop on the Dallas versus Jenn debate from my experiences with both girls.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3245971]Mark I will happily answer you're question! Dallas is probably the hottest escort in the entire state of Florida! Unfortunately I've NEVER dreamed with the beautiful Dallas because I refuse to pay her very high donation and I asked for a discount and was told NO! LOL!
I've said for year's that Dallas is pure perfection! Her face is that of a beautiful porcelain doll, Her eye's are simply gorgeous, her body is that of a pure goddess!
I've seen thousands of pics of her through the year's and she looks better and better each day! All of her reviews are simply marvelous! Very positive reviews and all the guy's say she was worth the wait and she was an incredible dream! I know several mongers off this site that have seen her and give her very high marks! Her ass looks amazing and I wish she made a porn video as I would buy every single one she made!
Dallas is every man's dream come true!!
C5.[/QUOTE]Wait. Wait. Wait.
Dallas is "the hottest escort in the state of Florida" yet you have never actually seen her in person?
I know I'm really stopping the presses here. But these girls rarely look as good in the real world as they do in their pictures. Newsflash!!
There's no doubt her pics look great. But, one would think you'd probably want to actually see her before you compare her to Jenn. I'm not white knighting here, just saying comparing apples to apples is usually a good approach.
[QUOTE=Alligator19;3246948]Wait. Wait. Wait.
Dallas is "the hottest escort in the state of Florida" yet you have never actually seen her in person?
I know I'm really stopping the presses here. But these girls rarely look as good in the real world as they do in their pictures. Newsflash!!
There's no doubt her pics look great. But, one would think you'd probably want to actually see her before you compare her to Jenn. I'm not white knighting here, just saying comparing apples to apples is usually a good approach.[/QUOTE]First off WHO the fuck are you asshole?? Do you not know you are commenting on the most important poster on this entire forum! Show me some fucking respect asshole! Dallas should NOT be mentioned in the same sentence as Dallas! You guy's need help! So fuck off asshole!
C5.
[blue]Most important member of the forum?
Seriously? You're not worse than anybody Chris, I'm not putting you down, but there isn't a most important member of the forum.
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[QUOTE=Vino7373;3246941]Sissy, you haven't even dreamed of either one of these girls but yet you're trying to act like you're an expert on each. Guess what? I HAVE dreamed of both of these fine ladies on several different occasions. Both of them are fine as can be. Dallas is beautiful with a petite rocking little body. Her tits are small but she has nice nips. Dallas gives excellent service. She can take it with the best of them. She is the better kisser over Jenn but Jenn's oral game blows away Dallas' and then some! Jenn has a great main event and is equal to Dallas in this capacity. Jenn's pretty little cooter is absolutely as tight as can be. Jenn has a rocking body with a fabulous ass on her. Yes, she has bolt ons but they are very nice and fit her well. Dallas is prettier than Jenn but not by much. Jenn has the better body, especially now that Dallas has gained so much weight.
When all is said and done, I declare the service level of both to be excellent with Jenn getting the slight nod. As far as reliability is concerned, Jenn is the hands down winner! Dallas is the most unreliable SP that I have ever encountered in the biz. Oh, by the way, I DID bring Dallas to this great forum. You're welcome, Sissy.
I'll tell you the real deal on this, Sissy. Dallas is not near as great as you believe that she is and Jenn is no where near as bad as you make her out to be. Far from it. Jenn gives a stellar performance and is a joy to be with after she is comfortable with you. Jenn is my absolute Board ATF right now. So Sissy, and the rest of the forum, there's the straight scoop on the Dallas versus Jenn debate from my experiences with both girls.[/QUOTE]You poor sick old bastard. Smh. You continue to make a fool out of yourself on this great forum! YES, I have seen smelly pussy jenn, my review said it all, smelly pussy which made me lose my fucking hard on. I asked for a refund. NEVER will I see her again!
You asshole have completely lost ANY credibility with me! For you to say smelly pussy, boy body jenn is better than Dallas shows me that you are nowhere near the level I'm on! You can have jenn, you can marry her. LOL! Why don't you move her in with you like so many other girls you've tried to save! LOL! How did those girls turn out vino?
I get we all have different taste in women and thank God I have excellent taste! You should be ashamed of yourself. Dallas shitted all over you pussy! That's why you have hard feelings towards her. I know the whole story dude. So enjoy Jenn!! When is the move in date?'ll!!
C5.
I've said this a thousand times over the year's, Orlando is the worst city I've ever mongered in. Orlando is a shitty city with shitty people. I absolutely hate this fucking city! The mongers in this city are simply retarded. Many mongers here obviously rarely get outside much if ever, they get a piece of pussy and they immediately fall in love and write these rave reviews about how great these women are. Problem is the woman most of the time being discussed is as ugly as an elephants ass!
These men fall in love quickly, they immediately make chicks their atf and white knight them til the end. C5 on the other hand is well respected and well known. I prefer a chick to actually hate me, if a chick says she actually likes me, I'm convinced I must be doing something wrong! Nice guy's finish last people! These chicks do NOT LOVE you! They DON'T respect you, they don't like you! All they want is you're CASH! Nothing else!
A chick I know on Paradise Trail told me she met a nice older white dude who is new to Florida and he picked her up and he fell madly in love with her. She convinced him that she loved him too. He made her his atf and saw her 3 four times a week at 200 a pop! He took her shopping, dinner dates etc. She took him for every nickel he had! Thousands of dollars! He was an old fool! Which by the way most of his money went to MY pocket because she called me for all her meds.
He was left broke and tired! Pathetic indeed. So all you dudes falling in love I do NOT feel sorry for you one bit. You deserve whatever she does to you. I personally have girl's for every day of the week if I choose. I love NEW pussy! I don't do long term relationship! Not me! The white knight's are out of control here!
C5.
[QUOTE=KatieLovett;3246722]How quaint. The trail stalker is trying to give me advice about someone he's likely never met (and never will). Well sweetheart, as much as I appreciate your "advice" in the form of some ill-conceived rambling, let me enlighten you a little about what I KNOW about my darling C3.
I met Camera3 several months ago (maybe even close to a year, time flies) when he came to my house for an incall. He was prompt and an all around gentleman. He always brings a nice bottle of wine for us to share. He's a very eloquent conversationalist. He is educated and well rounded. Then the doors close and the animal comes out to play (but we'll not discuss that here, that's none of your business).
That being said, please refrain from your futile attempts to dissuade my interest from one of my favorites. It's entirely laughable. You are not on the same level. C3 has more class in his left pinky than you would ever hope to attain in a lifetime. I've read your posts and you've been on my avoid list long before you made this post to me.
Mic drop.
Xoxo,
Katie.
P.S.- To the spectators, let's play a game shall we? Let's see how many profanities C5 will drop on his reply. 20 points if he insults my HOUSE (that he's never seen and never will). 5 points every time he tells me I have a dirty pussy. Annnnd GO! LOL.
[blue]Pass the popcorn
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]So katy, let me guess? You will now tell everyone that C5 contacted YOU and I begged you for a dream AND of course you turned me down right?? I've NEVER fucking heard of you or seen a PIC! I'm curious, will you say that I contacted you for a date?
Listen beitch, YES I use profanity and you can take that bottle of wine and shove it up you're ass! LOL!! Camera3 is a LOSER because I said so beitch! You come into the RAT TRAP trying to make a name for yourself off of C5!! Let me guess, by you arguing with me that will get you more business right?
You say you read my posts, so you know I could give two shits what a hooker like you thinks! Don't you have a dick to go SUCK? I refuse to let katy build a name off of C5! Ain't going to happen sugar. So take you're fancy wine and take C3 with you to Europe maybe? Again, I've NEVER heard of you or seen a PIC and I have NEVER contacted you!
Paradise Trail will accept you anytime!! I'll start the bidding with my trail guy's for you at 10 buck's. I will play this RAT TRAP game with you as long as you want beitch! Trust me, I have NOTHING else better to do.
C5.
[QUOTE=AncientOne;3246727]Had to check this SP out for myself, even though I am a fan of the Latina. Did so yesterday. No dirty feet, no sign of management, no sign of candy use. Sweet gal and good SP, IMHO. You ARE an idiot Sissy Chrissy 5!
We will never let one or two mongers with a "bone to pick" destroy the business of a good SP so why even try?[/QUOTE]AncientOne my old friend!! Me and ancientone go way the fuck back!! Isn't that true buddy? Why don't you share with the board how you stalked Dallas for nearly 3 years begging her for a date. You were and probably still are obsessed with Dallas! Only problem is she turned you're old crippled ass down every time!!
You're a piece of shit! You ALWAYS have been a piece of shit AND you ALWAYS will be! Me and you go back a couple of years now don't we buddy? Completely useless l like you're buddy's those cocksuckers C3 and PG!
LOSER!!
C5.
[QUOTE=Alligator19;3246948]Wait. Wait. Wait.
Dallas is "the hottest escort in the state of Florida" yet you have never actually seen her in person?
I know I'm really stopping the presses here. But these girls rarely look as good in the real world as they do in their pictures. Newsflash!!
There's no doubt her pics look great. But, one would think you'd probably want to actually see her before you compare her to Jenn. I'm not white knighting here, just saying comparing apples to apples is usually a good approach.[/QUOTE]Quite possibly even better in person sir.
PG
I took some precious time out of my day to look you up sugar. I've seen you're pics on BP! You're that 6 ft tall Amazon beitch that's built like a man! Yea I've seen you're reviews in the BP thread! Now it's clear what's happening now, BP is gone! You're punk ass is probably now starving due to the shutdown and now you want to try you're luck here on USA.
I ain't mad at you sugar! You're a BP hooker so that in itself tells me you're a LOSER!! LOL!!
How much you charge? 40 buck's? I suggest you not try and make a name for yourself here on USA by trying to debate with my most respected and most well known monger on this entire forum!! I will NOT let you use me!!
You're face honestly is not ugly, but here's the thing, I hate tall, rail thin chicks! You're a tall beitch! Manly features! Not my type at all! I have to ask, seriously, with you being so tall, how do you manage to wipe you're ass after you take a shit? Is it difficult? Or do you just leave half the shit in you're ass?
I'm glad I looked you're punk ass up. LOL! The only thing I would let you do to me is SUCK my dick! And you better swallow every last drop! For FREE!! LOL! And update you're tired ass pics! You've been wearing those same black short for a year at least!
C3 and all other mongers that have dated you are disgusting!!
Smh.
C5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3247216]So katy, let me guess? You will now tell everyone that C5 contacted YOU and I begged you for a dream AND of course you turned me down right?? I've NEVER fucking heard of you or seen a PIC! I'm curious, will you say that I contacted you for a date?
Listen beitch, YES I use profanity and you can take that bottle of wine and shove it up you're ass! LOL!! Camera3 is a LOSER because I said so beitch! You come into the RAT TRAP trying to make a name for yourself off of C5!! Let me guess, by you arguing with me that will get you more business right?
You say you read my posts, so you know I could give two shits what a hooker like you thinks! Don't you have a dick to go SUCK? I refuse to let katy build a name off of C5! Ain't going to happen sugar. So take you're fancy wine and take C3 with you to Europe maybe? Again, I've NEVER heard of you or seen a PIC and I have NEVER contacted you!
Paradise Trail will accept you anytime!! I'll start the bidding with my trail guy's for you at 10 buck's. I will play this RAT TRAP game with you as long as you want beitch! Trust me, I have NOTHING else better to do.
C5.[/QUOTE]Awwwww I ruffled your feathers. I have offended "the most important member on the forum?" Clearly you are butthurt about something but what could it be? Perhaps one of your darling SWs put a finger where it's not supposed to be? LOL.
Listen doll, I never said you tried to contact me, nor would I. I have more important things to do than to alert the media every time someone requests (and is declined) an appointment, so don't worry, if you ask and I tell you no, your secret is safe with me.
You think everyone is a loser because you've got your head shoved too far up your own ass. C3 is far from that but I guess for a lower class standard, maybe he isn't "cool" enough to be a wannabe thug. But to us in a higher tax bracket, he's pretty awesome. Also, there's nothing wrong with profanity, my notation about it merely pointed out that it seems to be the only vocabulary you have access to. But again, that may have something to do with you being the product of a corrupt society with a poor public education system. In reality, I pity you. You openly admit how broke you are. You run around grunting and dragging your knuckles around on the forum (figuratively speaking), ready to puff up your chest at anyone who expresses an opinion opposing yours. It's very sad. You're a living statistic.
Oh, and you are right about one thing. I will not make a name off of C5 because Katie (since we're so self absorbed and speaking in third person) has been making a name for herself since 2010. Trust me muffin, your "success" or whatever the hell you're calling this nonsense, has nothing to do with me and getting mine. Don't flatter yourself. Oh wait, that's right, it's just as you said. You have nothing else better to do.
Can I make C5 my project child? Like, help him learn to walk, talk and carry himself like a gentleman. Maybe broaden that vocabulary of his, rework that grammar, maybe educate him a little so he can someday make it from fry cook to supervisor. Then maybe, just maybe, he could finally afford that visit to see his beloved Dallas that he fawns over so often. How does that sound? How about it Chrissypoo?
Xoxo,
Katiw.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3247262]I took some precious time out of my day to look you up sugar. I've seen you're pics on BP! You're that 6 ft tall Amazon beitch that's built like a man! Yea I've seen you're reviews in the BP thread! Now it's clear what's happening now, BP is gone! You're punk ass is probably now starving due to the shutdown and now you want to try you're luck here on USA.
I ain't mad at you sugar! You're a BP hooker so that in itself tells me you're a LOSER!! LOL!!
How much you charge? 40 buck's? I suggest you not try and make a name for yourself here on USA by trying to debate with my most respected and most well known monger on this entire forum!! I will NOT let you use me!!
You're face honestly is not ugly, but here's the thing, I hate tall, rail thin chicks! You're a tall beitch! Manly features! Not my type at all! I have to ask, seriously, with you being so tall, how do you manage to wipe you're ass after you take a shit? Is it difficult? Or do you just leave half the shit in you're ass?
I'm glad I looked you're punk ass up. LOL! The only thing I would let you do to me is SUCK my dick! And you better swallow every last drop! For FREE!! LOL! And update you're tired ass pics! You've been wearing those same black short for a year at least!
C3 and all other mongers that have dated you are disgusting!!
Smh.
C5.[/QUOTE]I'm not going to lie. I did not read all of that. I made it partially through the first paragraph because you are starting to bore me. Please become more interesting. Frankly, I'm signing out to watch my dog chase a laser instead. Goodnight Chrissypoo.
Xoxo,
Katie.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3247073]I've said this a thousand times over the year's, Orlando is the worst city I've ever mongered in. Orlando is a shitty city with shitty people. I absolutely hate this fucking city! The mongers in this city are simply retarded. Many mongers here obviously rarely get outside much if ever, they get a piece of pussy and they immediately fall in love and write these rave reviews about how great these women are. Problem is the woman most of the time being discussed is as ugly as an elephants ass!
These men fall in love quickly, they immediately make chicks their atf and white knight them til the end. C5 on the other hand is well respected and well known. I prefer a chick to actually hate me, if a chick says she actually likes me, I'm convinced I must be doing something wrong! Nice guy's finish last people! These chicks do NOT LOVE you! They DON'T respect you, they don't like you! All they want is you're CASH! Nothing else!
A chick I know on Paradise Trail told me she met a nice older white dude who is new to Florida and he picked her up and he fell madly in love with her. She convinced him that she loved him too. He made her his atf and saw her 3 four times a week at 200 a pop! He took her shopping, dinner dates etc. She took him for every nickel he had! Thousands of dollars! He was an old fool! Which by the way most of his money went to MY pocket because she called me for all her meds.
He was left broke and tired! Pathetic indeed. So all you dudes falling in love I do NOT feel sorry for you one bit. You deserve whatever she does to you. I personally have girl's for every day of the week if I choose. I love NEW pussy! I don't do long term relationship! Not me! The white knight's are out of control here!
C5.[/QUOTE]There's this new fangled thing called moving. I'll start a GoFundMe for you.
Oh, and, Love You Chrissypoo! You are now officially the object of my demented affection. Let the games begin.
Xoxo,
Katie.
[blue]FYI, been here, done this. I'm not going to let you two dominate this thread with some long boring back and forth bullshit where you both keep saying the same shit over and over again.
We have done that before on this forum so get your licks in today because I'm shutting this down tomorrow night.
A2[/blue]
I didn't know where to post this so ill post it here. Has anyone ever been asked by a provider to move in your back yard shed or anything?
Kinda sketches me the fuck out. But I can bang her when I throw my trash out. Any thoughts?
[QUOTE=TRowePrice;3247418]I didn't know where to post this so ill post it here. Has anyone ever been asked by a provider to move in your back yard shed or anything?
Kinda sketches me the fuck out. But I can bang her when I throw my trash out. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]I will offer you my advice dude, you will be a fucking IDIOT if you allow this hooker to move in ANY where on you're property! Seriously? Are you really that fucking STUPID??
My guess is you're probably are.
C5.
[QUOTE=KatieLovett;3246722]How quaint. The trail stalker is trying to give me advice about someone he's likely never met (and never will). Well sweetheart, as much as I appreciate your "advice" in the form of some ill-conceived rambling, let me enlighten you a little about what I KNOW about my darling C3.
I met Camera3 several months ago (maybe even close to a year, time flies) when he came to my house for an incall. He was prompt and an all around gentleman. He always brings a nice bottle of wine for us to share. He's a very eloquent conversationalist. He is educated and well rounded. Then the doors close and the animal comes out to play (but we'll not discuss that here, that's none of your business).
That being said, please refrain from your futile attempts to dissuade my interest from one of my favorites. It's entirely laughable. You are not on the same level. C3 has more class in his left pinky than you would ever hope to attain in a lifetime. I've read your posts and you've been on my avoid list long before you made this post to me.
Mic drop.
Xoxo,
Katie.
P.S.- To the spectators, let's play a game shall we? Let's see how many profanities C5 will drop on his reply. 20 points if he insults my HOUSE (that he's never seen and never will). 5 points every time he tells me I have a dirty pussy. Annnnd GO! LOL.
[blue]Pass the popcorn
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Hep'C5 told me you lived in a trap house, had dirty feet, your boyfriend hid in the attic, you drank Franzia white zin from a box and could out party favor Keith Richards!!
Oh wait, he says this about every hot girl he can't bang!
LMFAO!
Hep'C5 loves to make a fool out of himself, must be the masochist inside tryn to get out.
P fuqn G.
I know this chick on the east side that lives off to the side of this dude's garage. Make shift shower. Not sure about restrooms needs. It is strange but I am sure he is banging her for rent. There was a chick like that over in the Lockhart years ago too. Whatever works.
JC
[QUOTE=TRowePrice;3247418]I didn't know where to post this so ill post it here. Has anyone ever been asked by a provider to move in your back yard shed or anything?
Kinda sketches me the fuck out. But I can bang her when I throw my trash out. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3247477]Hep'C5 told me you lived in a trap house, had dirty feet, your boyfriend hid in the attic, you drank Franzia white zin from a box and could out party favor Keith Richards!!
Oh wait, he says this about every hot girl he can't bang!
LMFAO!
Hep'C5 loves to make a fool out of himself, must be the masochist inside tryn to get out.
P fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Wow! All my old friends are talking to me today! I'm very happy! PG and C5 also go WAY back! Don't we old pal? I remember when the legendary M2 used to drag you're sorry ass all through the RAT TRAP! M2 treated you like the IDIOT you are! I didn't even need to get involved because M2 OWNED you're sorry ass!
For our newbies to the RAT TRAP, PG is an undercover fag masquerading as a monger! I really believe you live in you're parents basement! You're very jealous of all the many hot young chicks I get on the trail. You always have been.
Can't we all just get along PG?
Lmao!
C5.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3247477]Hep'C5 told me you lived in a trap house, had dirty feet, your boyfriend hid in the attic, you drank Franzia white zin from a box and could out party favor Keith Richards!!
Oh wait, he says this about every hot girl he can't bang!
LMFAO!
Hep'C5 loves to make a fool out of himself, must be the masochist inside tryn to get out.
P fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Careful PGangsta. You might hurt his feelings.
Xoxo,
Katie.
[QUOTE=KatieLovett;3247385]I'm not going to lie. I did not read all of that. I made it partially through the first paragraph because you are starting to bore me. Please become more interesting. Frankly, I'm signing out to watch my dog chase a laser instead. Goodnight Chrissypoo.
Xoxo,
Katie.[/QUOTE]You poor thing, guess BP really hurt you're business. LOL.
Starve you LOSER! LOL.
One last thing, no doubt you're a LOSER and I predict you'll ALWAYS be a LOSER.
Bye sugar! I know I'll be on you're mind all night and in you're wet dreams.
C5.
[QUOTE=Omnipotent;3245192]I reached out about a month ago. She asked for references etc but never checked them. Haven't heard from her since. Last I heard she was with avalon. That was a while ago. Spearfish seems to have the inside scoop. Maybe he'll respond.
Morgan went silent on me about 4/5 months ago. I assumed it was something I did / didn't do but have seen where others have not heard from her in awhile. She was a first class girl and I really liked her. Hope she is doing well and kinda hope she comes back![/QUOTE]Hey OPT, you are really not worthy of a response! Those two ladies are Awesome, very well reviewed on this great board and oTheR sites. You with your? 5 post about nothing. Obviously, can't pass their screening process. Don't bring other people that you know nothing about into you information quest. Do something that is worthy of someone giving you info. Get a life!! Always be safe and have fun!! Spearfish out!!
[blue]Don't do this on a review thread again, I moved it once, I won't do it again
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=KatieLovett;3247403]There's this new fangled thing called moving. I'll start a GoFundMe for you.
Oh, and, Love You Chrissypoo! You are now officially the object of my demented affection. Let the games begin.
Xoxo,
Katie.
[blue]FYI, been here, done this. I'm not going to let you two dominate this thread with some long boring back and forth bullshit where you both keep saying the same shit over and over again.
We have done that before on this forum so get your licks in today because I'm shutting this down tomorrow night.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]So A2 wants to dominate a little more? I'll be a little more sub for YOU babes LOL I'm just teasing. Had some time on my hands in between matches on Zombie Army. Thought I'd sip a beer and aggravate Mr Pissy LOL in reality, I don't have time for this. It's almost the weekend! Yay range time! Anybody want to join? How about you Chrissypoo? I'll let you put out the target and spectate.
Xoxo,
Katie.
[blue]Sugar if you ever met me you would want to sub for me but that's a separate issue.
For the record I placed my comments on your post but they were not solely directed at you.
After today I'm shutting this fight down.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=Chris5;3247548]Wow! All my old friends are talking to me today! I'm very happy! PG and C5 also go WAY back! Don't we old pal? I remember when the legendary M2 used to drag you're sorry ass all through the RAT TRAP! M2 treated you like the IDIOT you are! I didn't even need to get involved because M2 OWNED you're sorry ass!
For our newbies to the RAT TRAP, PG is an undercover fag masquerading as a monger! I really believe you live in you're parents basement! You're very jealous of all the many hot young chicks I get on the trail. You always have been.
Can't we all just get along PG?
Lmao!
C5.[/QUOTE]OMG, I can hear it, wait, Hep, I mean 'Yep' I can hear your lisp thru the keyboard all the way over yonder.
Hold up, what's that? Talkn about my buddy M2? The dude I sent into early retirement! Yep, and dude, you even went over to his, Yo MTV Trap House Crib to hang out and get some decorating tips!
I can see it, you and Mont'ass 2 hanging out on his ever so precious PVC Pipe Patio Furniture in his Better Homo's and Garden back patio o'ass'is playing Backyard Broke Back Mt and trying to figure out how to cover up the fake posts.
Yep I busted him, hence him going AWOL! Ummmm yeah, he was smart enough to get out, and you? Your too fuqn stooopid to understand anything.
OMG, remember those embarrassing pics of M2's house and how that clown dressed, lmfao! Then he posts a pic of some street walker meat chicks he banged (obviously a very proud day 4 him) then 2 weeks later declares one of the girls is actually his girlfriend. HUH? WTF?
Then I bust Mont'ass2 on a phoney fake review and says he will have his fuqn SW girlfriend call me to corroborate his story! Lololololol, folks I'm not creative enuff to make this shit up!! Between M2 and C5 is was like some homo soap opera,,
and like butt crack sands thru the hourglass,
So are 'The Gays Of Our Lives!
Oh, I just luv when my ***** Chrissy comes out to play for daddy. Leaving me No choice but to go 'Alpha over his Omega. ".
Dude your posts are sooo weak or should I use a different term. A word that someone with 'lisp' can effortlessly glide off their tongue. Here it is, DRUM ROLL PLEASE.
Your posts are 'INSIPID! HA! Just tryn 2 make it easy 4 you partner.
PG Jealous? U should see my varsity line up brother. Let me ask?
Do u get to see Dallas?
Lmfao!
What can I say Chrissy, its a gift.
P'muthafuqnpimpmaster'G
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3247732]OMG, I can hear it, wait, Hep, I mean 'Yep' I can hear your lisp thru the keyboard all the way over yonder.
Hold up, what's that? Talkn about my buddy M2? The dude I sent into early retirement! Yep, and dude, you even went over to his, Yo MTV Trap House Crib to hang out and get some decorating tips!
I can see it, you and Mont'ass 2 hanging out on his ever so precious PVC Pipe Patio Furniture in his Better Homo's and Garden back patio o'ass'is playing Backyard Broke Back Mt and trying to figure out how to cover up the fake posts.
Yep I busted him, hence him going AWOL! Ummmm yeah, he was smart enough to get out, and you? Your too fuqn stooopid to understand anything.
OMG, remember those embarrassing pics of M2's house and how that clown dressed, lmfao! Then he posts a pic of some street walker meat chicks he banged (obviously a very proud day 4 him) then 2 weeks later declares one of the girls is actually his girlfriend. HUH? WTF?
Then I bust Mont'ass2 on a phoney fake review and says he will have his fuqn SW girlfriend call me to corroborate his story! Lololololol, folks I'm not creative enuff to make this shit up!! Between M2 and C5 is was like some homo soap opera,,
and like butt crack sands thru the hourglass,
So are 'The Gays Of Our Lives!
Oh, I just luv when my ***** Chrissy comes out to play for daddy. Leaving me No choice but to go 'Alpha over his Omega. ".
Dude your posts are sooo weak or should I use a different term. A word that someone with 'lisp' can effortlessly glide off their tongue. Here it is, DRUM ROLL PLEASE.
Your posts are 'INSIPID! HA! Just tryn 2 make it easy 4 you partner.
PG Jealous? U should see my varsity line up brother. Let me ask?
Do u get to see Dallas?
Lmfao!
What can I say Chrissy, its a gift.
P'muthafuqnpimpmaster'G[/QUOTE]I actually bumped into the legendary M2 tonight on Paradise Trail. No joke! I'm dead serious! M2 was in his brand new completely customized van, complete with mirrors, mattress, closets and gifts for the Ladies of Paradise Trail! M2 was hanging with the oh so fine Charlie! Beautiful Chick who I've posted about extensively lately.
M2 is a winner and I'm proud to call him a friend.
C5.