Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2484095]I saw her also recently, agree, light roaming, not really that stimulating, should apply some pressure but uses just a light finger touch. I still think Lauren at whY Massage is great at teasing.

Also went to the real massage a couple blocks west of Pacific, it's just like the Blessings chain, walls on the room did not go to the ceiling, just a flimsy curtain over the opening, told the lady thanks but no thanks.[/QUOTE]How do I find them? No link. I even googled it. Please when you post a provider or massage parlor. Add the link! Thanks a ton!

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2484992]How do I find them? No link. I even googled it. Please when you post a provider or massage parlor. Add the link! Thanks a ton![/QUOTE]Yet another post by "Will Linklater!

Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;2485650]Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.[/QUOTE]That pisses me off to know end. Like they are doing us a favor. Like they are the only one doing the HE. Most of the time they are terrible. But they are not rocket scientist. Or they wouldn't be ther. Looking for a great massage and HE is very tough.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;2485136]Yet another post by "Will Linklater![/QUOTE]Sorry guys, but it was a Craigslist ad under therapeutic. Place has now changed the name to whY Body Relax.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5044483783.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;2485650]Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.[/QUOTE]Next time call ahead and ask for a full hour with Lexi or Joy. I've never been shorted on time or had upsell issues with them. Joy does real Thai massage (yes she is Thai) and has 25 plus years experience and likes to get naked!

Lexi has skills learned from Joy and gets into thhe HE!

NJ.

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2484992]How do I find them? No link. I even googled it. Please when you post a provider or massage parlor. Add the link! Thanks a ton![/QUOTE]It's Not Why Massage, it's simply the letter (Y). The forum auto corrects it. They only advertise on craigslist under therapuetic services. Lauren is good, limited English, but you will NOT get her to remove any clothing and roaming is limited at best. HE only. The boss lady is also good. Her name is Kathy, she used to work at Pacific and has some serious skills and speaks very good English.

NJ.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;2485650]Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.[/QUOTE]Amber gave a good massage, made sure the full hour was used and never discussed the tip. Repeat for sure.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2485807]Next time call ahead and ask for a full hour with Lexi or Joy. I've never been shorted on time or had upsell issues with them. Joy does real Thai massage (yes she is Thai) and has 25 plus years experience and likes to get naked!

Lexi has skills learned from Joy and gets into thhe HE!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks nj, next time I will try Lexi. I am always looking for the next great massage.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2485807]Next time call ahead and ask for a full hour with Lexi or Joy. I've never been shorted on time or had upsell issues with them. Joy does real Thai massage (yes she is Thai) and has 25 plus years experience and likes to get naked!

Lexi has skills learned from Joy and gets into thhe HE!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Joy's massage sounds great but who would you say is better looking between the two and who is more fun in the roaming and HE department?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2486293]Joy's massage sounds great but who would you say is better looking between the two and who is more fun in the roaming and HE department?[/QUOTE]I'm a sucker for Asian women, so Joy is my pick. She's older, but then, so am I. Lexi is American, blonde and late 20's.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2486341]I'm a sucker for Asian women, so Joy is my pick. She's older, but then, so am I. Lexi is American, blonde and late 20's.[/QUOTE]Ok, just found pics of Lexi at Royal and she looks cute. She reminds me at least in face pics a little of Ally at East West. I have yet to see either but between the two, for those that may have seen them, who has the better body and service? I may have to toftt soon!

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;2485650]Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.[/QUOTE]I saw an ad not to long ago about Robin at Royal. She said she was running a 60.00 per hour special. I think that that is always her rate. A very nice looking young lady. Spinner type.

Showed up a bit early and had to wait for 5 minutes for her and the room to get ready.

I wanted an hour. Went to the room and the massage was OK. She found a few "tight spots" and worked on those for a bit and then the flip (after 20 minutes) she then did some work on my legs and my chest and then flirted a bit with my balls and my manhood. Not much but enough to get a rise out of him.

The HE was very mechanical. I tried to roam a bit and was allowed to play with the girls- Maybe a b-cup.

She did not help in anyway or get undressed at all.

I had a hard time finishing and had to "help" a bit myself.

She wiped me off and left. That was about it. , Saw her again on the way out.

Total time- 45 minutes. I tipped her $20 on the table in the room.

Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2486585]Ok, just found pics of Lexi at Royal and she looks cute. She reminds me at least in face pics a little of Ally at East West. I have yet to see either but between the two, for those that may have seen them, who has the better body and service? I may have to toftt soon![/QUOTE]Both Lexi and Ally are good, though quite different. Ally is really tiny, and has a lot of drama she'll tell you all about. Lexi is a bit bigger in comparison and has red hair. Her massage skills are better for sure, though Ally's are ok. You probably won't be disappointed either way.

I always enjoy this place. I figure she needs a little advertisement so I'll post this. Go get your pelvis shaved and request a massage with happy ending. It's warm, convenient, safe. And the owner is a really nice looking and pleasant latino gal, around 45 or 50 years old. You can't touch her and she won't strip. That's not really what she does. But she's got nice technique for HE. And she's got another masseuse with her now, so request the 4 hand. Take a swim and dive deep. Should be fun. !!

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