Massage Parlor Reports

This was a while back and a first time trying this type of massage out. I think they have 2-3 locations in the area, all of their ads look the same and use the same pictures. Not surprising that the girl that came to the waiting room looked nothing like the pictures. Huge ebony probably late 40's. Having no experience in this type of thing I am hoping when I get to the back room I would have a choice of therapists. Wrong. I decide I have to move forward and see what it is all about anyway to gain some knowledge. I am nervous and have no idea what to expect. She takes me to a locker room type room, hands me a towel and tells me to put everything in the locker but the tip. The locker was dirty and the lock didn't work well but I managed. Didn't bring a tip I cause I had no idea what I wanted or wanted to tip. Figured we could work that out. She was bossy and looking all over for where I was hiding the cash but I said nothing. Laid on the table without the towel. She put some nasty hip hop on the radio and did the most pitiful excuse for a massage I could every imagine. I paid for an hour but after 10 min. She had me flip. No teasing, no hinting, I was not the least bit excited either, she ran her finger nails around and just had a bitchy look the whole time huffing and puffing. I would have liked to have seen the big knockers she had but there was not even a hint. After 10 more min she walked out, came back and said it was all done. I didn't say a word and she didn't either. I was grossed out by the place too. The carpet in that room was worse then any pet friendly Motel 6 I have ever been to. Don't know why but a few months later I popped in to see if someone better was working, a kind of cute, pretty large, latina with massive cleavage said she would give me a nice massage. The fact that she had pink eye made me leave. Told her I would come back after going to the atm. Haha.

Was roaming around another afternoon and popped into what turned out to be another one of their locations on Bell. Sun cityish. A nicer looking ebony took me to a back room, I almost shit when I saw the locker thing again. She was sweet though, looked like she had nice knockers (turned out it was a padded push up bra), and she was nice to chat with. I didn't bring any cash with me to the massage room again. Half ass massage with horrific music choice again and on the flip I started fantasizing that she would be a little playful, take the top off and give an okay rub for the usual HE price to be paid upon returning to the locker. During the HE I fantasized about she made the strangest "I am pretending to be excited" noises. I had never had a table shower before so she let me try that. Kind of pitiful, but again she was super friendly. I tipped, got dressed and rolled. Never to return.

[QUOTE=Massage Dream; 1648293]This was a while back and a first time trying this type of massage out. I think they have 2-3 locations in the area, all of their ads look the same and use the same pictures. Not surprising that the girl that came to the waiting room looked nothing like the pictures. Huge ebony probably late 40's. Having no experience in this type of thing I am hoping when I get to the back room I would have a choice of therapists. Wrong. I decide I have to move forward and see what it is all about anyway to gain some knowledge. I am nervous and have no idea what to expect. She takes me to a locker room type room, hands me a towel and tells me to put everything in the locker but the tip. The locker was dirty and the lock didn't work well but I managed. Didn't bring a tip I cause I had no idea what I wanted or wanted to tip. Figured we could work that out. She was bossy and looking all over for where I was hiding the cash but I said nothing. Laid on the table without the towel. She put some nasty hip hop on the radio and did the most pitiful excuse for a massage I could every imagine. I paid for an hour but after 10 min. She had me flip. No teasing, no hinting, I was not the least bit excited either, she ran her finger nails around and just had a bitchy look the whole time huffing and puffing. I would have liked to have seen the big knockers she had but there was not even a hint. After 10 more min she walked out, came back and said it was all done. I didn't say a word and she didn't either. I was grossed out by the place too. The carpet in that room was worse then any pet friendly Motel 6 I have ever been to. Don't know why but a few months later I popped in to see if someone better was working, a kind of cute, pretty large, latina with massive cleavage said she would give me a nice massage. The fact that she had pink eye made me leave. Told her I would come back after going to the atm. Haha.

Was roaming around another afternoon and popped into what turned out to be another one of their locations on Bell. Sun cityish. A nicer looking ebony took me to a back room, I almost shit when I saw the locker thing again. She was sweet though, looked like she had nice knockers (turned out it was a padded push up bra) , and she was nice to chat with. I didn't bring any cash with me to the massage room again. Half ass massage with horrific music choice again and on the flip I started fantasizing that she would be a little playful, take the top off and give an okay rub for the usual HE price to be paid upon returning to the locker. During the HE I fantasized about she made the strangest "I am pretending to be excited" noises. I had never had a table shower before so she let me try that. Kind of pitiful, but again she was super friendly. I tipped, got dressed and rolled. Never to return.[/QUOTE]I went to this location. Paradise Awaits is the name I believe. The girls here always dress nicely in heels and a sexy dress. The black girl came to the door. Looked very hot, but was a little standoffish. I chose another girl. See my post back in Nov I believe. The other girl was really nice and accomodating, but not much for massage. FYI the FS fee is $200 there, plus the $50 for the massage.

Make sure you have your tip money with you when you go to a parlor. It ruins the mood or the attitude of the provider if you don't. I never pay for more than a half hour, and $130-$200 is usually the going rate for FS depending on where you go. $60 for HE, $80-$100 for BJ.

Haven't been here in about 2 months. Went here over the weekend. Knew it was a little cheaper so I went on a return visit. The latina girl I saw last time quit, and a middle aged Asian lady was there. Paid the $40 for 1/2 an hour. She actually gave me a good massage walked on the back, popped it, massaged the FULL 1/2 hour before popping the question.

I told her I paid $130 the last time for FS, was fumbling for a ten, and she said the $120 I laid on the table was ok. Good CBJ with uncovered lollipop licking first, DATY, and Mish. Wasn't rushed. Not GFE but got the job done.

For you guys who want a real massage to get the kinks out before getting off, she works Wed-Sat. Reasonably priced.

27th Ave and Indian School.

I went by there yesterday afternoon and it was locked up and the lights were off. Are they now closing on Sundays or have they closed down completly? Any info?

[QUOTE=AteBall;1571487]I drive by the SE corner of Kyrene & Ray now and then. Earlier this year Asian Spa opened up. Finally had time to stop in on a Monday afternoon. Moderately attractive forty something Asian women was at the desk. Brett Farve "No HE" sign up behind desk. I get hr. Asked for deep tissue. She spoke fluent English with a mildly detectable Asian accept. I wish I could remember her name. The massage was on par with what I'd get with an experienced therapist at massage envy. No close contact near the zone face down but great massage. On the flip she was real cautious with the draping. Continued and ended with great therapeutic massage worth the. 5 plus. 1 tip. We started to talk and she brought up that she was a Catholic and her baptism name was Therese. Long story short, it was a high quality massage I'd expect at a legit chain for a little less $ than average. My guess is she was a real massage therapist where ever she came from. My guess is Chinese but I didn't ask. Went back 4 weeks later and got a much older Asian woman. Limited english, okay massage. I'd repeat "Therese" just for the massage. Didn't get the feeling anything else was happening there. Last visit was about 4 weeks ago.[/QUOTE]Was this "the Healing Arts Day Spa"?

Has anyone used it to their advantage?

[QUOTE=Soonerfan;1650959]Was this "the Healing Arts Day Spa"?[/QUOTE]No, it's called Asia Spa on the SE corner of Ray and Kyrene in a strip mall close to the Chinese restaurant.

I went to Healing Arts years ago just for a regular massage. I'm pretty sure it's legit. The guy at the desk was dripping gay, and when I asked about deep tissue he said something like, you can't get deep tissue in just one session. They had a $39 special so I tried it. The girl I got acted like she wanted to be somewhere else, gave me the most half assed massage I ever received. She and the gay guy at the desk had attitude that drove me away and I never went back.

Stopped by here the other night, it's on the north east corner of Elliot and alma school. Went in around 8pm and had a old mammasan give me a legit rub. She was not attractive and maybe in her 50's. I should have bailed but didn't feel like driving anywhere else. Does anyone know of some good spots in chandler or Gilbert? Thanks for any info.

Long time lurker, first post. I TOFTT and took a nap this afternoon at Yoshi Spa (4415 Rural Road) in Tempe. They advertise lots of latinas with lovely pics that are nothing like the chicas en la casa. I dreamed the girls are beat and don't know a damn thing about service. 7 minute massage with the girl asking me how it was the whole time, then flip and offered me $ for HJ, $$ for BJ, $$$ for FS. Being the type that doesn't want to offend, I told her $ was too expensive, but I'd go for $.6. Should have bounced but the little head was in charge. HJ was rushed, with constant questions,"how am I doing" and "are you there yet." Told her I took awhile and she said "if I'd known that I would charge you more." WTF. No skills, with either personality, or technique. Not attractive either. Didn't get her name. Saw another provider on my way out and she was beat, too. Total waste of a dream.

Alright guys this is my first post and I have a question. Where should I go for my first review? Should I go to DaySpa and see Coco or go visit Abigail at Comfort?

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Curby,

I've been with both and know who my fav is, and why. Since you're a raw recruit here, your 1st order is to go see BOTH and report back on who YOUR fav is between the two. Whichever way you decide to go 1st, you will enjoy yourself.

Welcome to the hobby,

Dirty.

[QUOTE=Curby13;1657596]Alright guys this is my first post and I have a question. Where should I go for my first review? Should I go to DaySpa and see Coco or go visit Abigail at Comfort?[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

I just discovered The Hobby and I plan on going on my first run on my B-Day the 28'th I'm looking for a good Asian establishment any advice or a point in the right direction?

I have been by Asian Rose on Val Vista 3 times now and it looks closed. The "Open" sign is lit up but the door is locked and all the lights are off. It has been that way for 2 weeks now. Any one know if it really is closed or not? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Curby13;1657596]Alright guys this is my first post and I have a question. Where should I go for my first review? Should I go to DaySpa and see Coco or go visit Abigail at Comfort?[/QUOTE]Both have been reviewed here. Review someplace / somebody new please.