Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jolly Green]I have been browsing these pages for a little while now and lets just say I have some real needs that arent being fulfilled at home if you catch my drift. I am still quite hesitant to actually go into an AMP for a HJ though as I can't afford to have LE up in my grill. Whats the threat level out there from LE and what should I know ahead of time before I go into this "hobby"?

Any words of advice for a total noob, with what to expect and how to act when I do begin my escapades?

Mahalos[/QUOTE]If you just want HJ, try a massage therapist first. AMP girls are in it for FS and the appropriate tip, HJ only may affect the quality of the overall experience. The costs of either option are the same, but generally speaking, IMO the HJ at a MT is better than at an AMP if that's all you order.

Regarding geting caught, the only way you can get arrested is if LE witnesses the act of "paying for sex". Since these do not occur at the same time, the chances are really very small. So don't hold the tip in your hand while you're "busy", OK?

However, your chances of catching something are very much higher than getting busted. The real threat level is that you'll destroy your life as you know it, and the odds are pretty frightening if you consider this:

A typical providers has hundreds of sexual partners over a relatively short time period. Many customers are regulars and may elicit BB services from the provider, while at the same time obtaining service from SW's, KB's, escorts etc. , as well as taking advantage of whatever freebies may be available. In this scenario, an infection at some point in your mongering career is almost guaranteed. Are you OK with that?

Weigh the risks before you take the plunge. In reality, the only morally acceptable solution IMO is that if you Monger, it's a one way street until you quit. And, BTW, you'll have to get used to having a Q-tip shoved into your dick once in a while by a DHHC nurse.

Kapalua, big mahalos in making sense of the actual risk involved!

Now onto my second part of the question, what should one expect, and how should a noob act the first time. Specifically with the mullah. Any good starter places that are well hidden and prime for the daytime retreat?

[QUOTE=Jolly Green]I have been browsing these pages for a little while now and lets just say I have some real needs that arent being fulfilled at home if you catch my drift. I am still quite hesitant to actually go into an AMP for a HJ though as I can't afford to have LE up in my grill. Whats the threat level out there from LE and what should I know ahead of time before I go into this "hobby"?

Any words of advice for a total noob, with what to expect and how to act when I do begin my escapades?

Mahalos[/QUOTE]
If all you are interested in is HJ, it's a lot safer to got to a massage place instead of AMP. Look in the "Massage Therapists" thread for helpful reviews. Your chances of HPD bust is almost zero.

The Pepsi at VIP is not he same squirting pepsi. The one that squirts had short hair and dark skin. I do not know what happened to her. The current pepsi at VIP is late 30's and nice rack.

What makes a good provider? Is it good looks or excellent service? Who gives the best service? Who has the best looks?

It's one of those "eye of the beholder" things. For some, it's all about the looks, and they could care less about whether she's "into it" or not. For others, enthusiasm is at the top of the list, and less perfect bodies are easily tolerated. Still other hobbyists have particular fetishes that are meaningless to most of the rest of us, but important to them.

For me, it's attitude, service, looks. But I have friends for whom it's "looks, looks, looks" -- they bring all the attitude they need with them. Naturally, having excellent L/A/S is something most of us would find appealing, but if you have to make do with 1 or 2 out of 3, you'll find that the ones you choose won't be the same ones that others choose. Good thing too, or we'd all be after the same girl, and could never get an appointment!

Gherkin

[QUOTE=Bar Butterfly]What makes a good provider? Is it good looks or excellent service? Who gives the best service? Who has the best looks?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bar Butterfly]What makes a good provider? Is it good looks or excellent service? Who gives the best service? Who has the best looks?[/QUOTE]

No offense, but isn't that kind of relative?
Everybody's got different tastes.
I don't even bother to give those ratings sometimes (?/?/?) because that's really arbitrary, to me.

I think your best bet is to compare your taste with other mongerers, judging by their previous posts.

One man's feast is another man's poison, right?
Primal Needs

[QUOTE=Primal Needs]No offense, but isn't that kind of relative?
Everybody's got different tastes.
I don't even bother to give those ratings sometimes (?/?/?) because that's really arbitrary, to me.

I think your best bet is to compare your taste with other mongerers, judging by their previous posts.

One man's feast is another man's poison, right?
Primal Needs[/QUOTE]

Quite true, the L/S/A or more specific Face/Body/S/A is highly subjective but it helps when you have consistently high ratings from specific providers across the board. Of course, only one who reads the prior posts can gain that type of knowledge, those too lazy lose out on the wealth of knowledge contained here.

Visited Lavender or whatever that old Ace place is called. Had Ruby, late 20's K girl. 5/7/8/8. She asked if I had been there before and I lied in the affirmative. She then asked who I saw and when I described a girl I had seen but not tried, she seemed confused. It was strange that she wanted to just get down to the deed, no massage, no TS even though I asked. After, she gave me the TS and a pretty good one at that in that it was thorough. That was a first for me-having the TS after the deed but not before. It seems that during the day, there is only 1 girl working as I heard the mama tell several people who called that there were no girls there. Ruby's face and body leaves much to be desired(plain, not ugly), but her nice tits, soft skin, and no rush, albiet unorthodox, service make up for it. Maybe I have to keep trying for those petite younger ones I heard about there.

Been MIA for a while due to work and other issues, but decided to get back in the game last night! Went to PT in search of the Tiffany that so many speak highly of, but she was busy with another customer. TOFTT and gave Mimi a try. Short (5'2"), petite Vietnamese girl, late 20s/early 30s, decent face, enhanced rack. Claims she's brand new there. Girl needs a lesson in Table Shower 101. Water was WAY too hot at first (good thing you start on your back), then proceeded to rub me halfheartedly with a bar of soap. On the flip she dropped the soap (literally) and nearly drowned me, as she inadvertantly pointed the shower head in my face as she bent over to pick up the soap. LOL. Back to the room for an OK massage followed by pretty good BBBJ, cover went on for mish, finished her from behind. Overall not a bad experience, but not sure I'd give her a second try. Think next time I'll hold out for Tiffany.

So I saw Chrissy yesterday and let me tell you it was probably one of my all time best experiences I have ever had. She is a black woman with a nice tight ass, shaved pussy, and a nice natural rack. She imho looks like Aisha Tayor.

We started off with a full nude massage and she rubs her breast all over your body and i did FIP and grabbing of nipples and sucking her tits she likes it soft. She gives a great BBBJ and she rides you well. Feeling those tits rub against me while doing CG was the best. We were getting hot and made it to her bed where she wanted me to mount her from behind. I asked if I could come in her month and she obliged. She does not swallow but BBBJCIM.

After we just lay down and talked and then I had my kiss goodbye. She does DFK also. $$$ Well worth it.

[QUOTE=Bar Butterfly]What makes a good provider? Is it good looks or excellent service? Who gives the best service? Who has the best looks?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Primal Needs]
Originally Posted by Primal Needs
No offense, but isn't that kind of relative?
Everybody's got different tastes.
I don't even bother to give those ratings sometimes (?/?/?) because that's really arbitrary, to me.

I think your best bet is to compare your taste with other mongerers, judging by their previous posts.

One man's feast is another man's poison, right?
Primal Needs [/QUOTE]



NO shit. Preach it brother PN.

I did a search on Bacla butterfly's past reports, he/she asks more questions than actually provides actual reports. About 1/5th of all posts.

Like all the brothers would tell you, RTFF. And TOFTT every now and again, will ya?

Thanks. One man's junk is another man's treasure. No offense.

Hinode

[QUOTE=Hinode]I did a search on Bacla butterfly's past reports, he/she asks more questions than actually provides actual reports. About 1/5th of all posts.

Hinode[/QUOTE]
Amen Hinode Rice-Man. Locals need to report more info and ask less questions. Informative reports mean more fun for mongers and more biz for providers. All you lookie loos, hit some punani, and give a report. Even better if you have pics. This is OUR Forum, and is only as good as every contribution. Give it up for the community. Its your duty as an American monger.

JZJZ for President!!!! Vote da Obama-JZ ticket!!!

Tiffany's as good as they come, though I had a beter experience with Toy at PT. Petite, not much in the way of breasts but she makes up for it with a great personality and a very intimate manner, at least when I saw her - YMMV.

I did Mimi too a couple of times before I found this forum and then quickly regretted it. Too risky with all the BB she allegedly provides.

[QUOTE=Sukebegai]Been MIA for a while due to work and other issues, but decided to get back in the game last night! Went to PT in search of the Tiffany that so many speak highly of, but she was busy with another customer. TOFTT and gave Mimi a try. Short (5'2"), petite Vietnamese girl, late 20s/early 30s, decent face, enhanced rack. Claims she's brand new there. Girl needs a lesson in Table Shower 101. Water was WAY too hot at first (good thing you start on your back), then proceeded to rub me halfheartedly with a bar of soap. On the flip she dropped the soap (literally) and nearly drowned me, as she inadvertantly pointed the shower head in my face as she bent over to pick up the soap. LOL. Back to the room for an OK massage followed by pretty good BBBJ, cover went on for mish, finished her from behind. Overall not a bad experience, but not sure I'd give her a second try. Think next time I'll hold out for Tiffany.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hinode]NO shit. Preach it brother PN.

I did a search on Bacla butterfly's past reports, he/she asks more questions than actually provides actual reports. About 1/5th of all posts.

Like all the brothers would tell you, RTFF. And TOFTT every now and again, will ya?

Thanks. One man's junk is another man's treasure. No offense.

Hinode[/QUOTE]

Just for the record, I wasn't trying to flame BarB. I seem to recall some interesting posts from him, and that's why I didn't say RTFF like I would to a total noob. It's just that, personally, I don't remember a single digit of people's numerical ratings. Too much data for me. I just remember details, like reports of good oral technique, BB action, tales of really enthusiastic providers, and the ugly details, too, like that one provider who shit on the bed.

There are just too many categories to deal with, and things that guys prefer, like HJ, BJ, or FS, or teen-looking providers or mature ones, BB or no BB (and the naughty list goes on) to say there's one best provider. For who?
I guess I meant you should look for those things in your quest for an ATF.

"One man's junk is another man's treasure" - yeah, yeah, I knew it was something like that.
How about, "One man's bitchy, weak-massaging, no-TS-offering, too many rules giving skankbag is another man's ATF?"

Primal Needs

The last BB provider who I visited was Ivy at Champion. That was about two weeks ago. I had returned to California and I had developed a rash in my crotch area. I had visited my doctor who asked me if I had sex with anyone lately, of course I informed him that I did have unprotected sex with a girlfriend, to which he replied, we will run some tests. The results were no HIV, or other very serious stuff, but he did inform me that it was a type of bacterial infection that is commonly transmitted through sexual encounters. I was given some antibiotics and when completed I hope it will clear up. Enough said, I was sure I caught it from IVY since the other provider did me with a condom. I know Ivy did BBBJ and BBFS and CIP. I think I made a big mistake trusting her. Please be careful. I don't think the moment of feeling her very tight pussy was worth the itchy balls. I am lucky that it was not more serious.