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JEWISH DIVORCE.
A Jewish daughter says to her mother,"I'm divorcing Irv."
All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece.
When it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion.
You drive a $250, 000 Ferrari,
You get $2, 000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and.
You want to throw all that away.
Over 45 cents?"
Now that's a Jewish mother!
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;1306743]Well I must say that it is funny Marc. But why would this make you think of me?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Marc70; 1306621]Here you go:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? ' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes, ' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? '
'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. '
'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter! '
Thought of you the minute I read it.
Marc[/QUOTE]Ash,
I just thought this one would fit in with your jokes no more no less.
Love you babe,
Marc
Hey I saw a Dr. Yesterday for my broken dick, those damn shots really work.
Wish me luck going to put one to use on Sunday.
First visit and left with 2 doses $615. 00.
Additional doses 20 bucks per.
So, nicole, I mean Jazz, I mean london, has now in addition to changing her name three times in as many weeks, as also. Drum roll please. Changed her photos. To a. Completely different gal.
I officially consider this one a "watchout" alert guys, but as always, do what you wish.
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Berend, sweetie you have a wonderful day, wishing all of your best wishes cum true.
Happy Birthday Baby. See you real soon.
Playing It Safe,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo
[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1306945]Hey I saw a Dr. Yesterday for my broken dick, those damn shots really work.
Wish me luck going to put one to use on Sunday.
First visit and left with 2 doses $615. 00.
Additional doses 20 bucks per.[/QUOTE]Really well.
Looking for a new regular. All my good ones have left the business or moved away.
Requirements:
Thin.
GFE.
$$ or less per hr.
Provides incall.
Anywhere from downtown to Lk Mary (also including apopka, mt Dora and Eustis areas)
If you perfer you can I'm me. As you can see I don't get involved with most of the BS drama on here, so I CAN keep a secret if you want me to.
I have NOTHING to share (at this time, but would do so, when I have something to share back).
If you are going to tell me to F off. For making this request. Please keep the flames to yourself. I have always provide good, reliable info to this board and will not reply to any flames. I have looked around both on here and other places and just not finding anything that flips my skirt (or just asking way to much) , or the data is old.
Thanks in advance for any help.
[QUOTE=Jethrow1;1312771]Really well.[/QUOTE]Prostaglandin E1 (PGE1) , a / k/a alprostadil?
Doesn't that give you a 45-60 minute long erection regardless of orgasm?
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1313102]Prostaglandin E1 (PGE1) , a / k/a alprostadil?
Doesn't that give you a 45-60 minute long erection regardless of orgasm?[/QUOTE]Will outlast my old body.
Is the effect adequate to the task, or rock hard like when you were young?
You hit Boston Medical or some other doctor or group?
She pretty much meets all those critieria.
[QUOTE=Eustisflman; 1313068]Looking for a new regular. All my good ones have left the business or moved away.
Requirements:
Thin.
GFE.
$$ or less per hr.
Provides incall.
Anywhere from downtown to Lk Mary (also including apopka, mt Dora and Eustis areas)
If you perfer you can I'm me. As you can see I don't get involved with most of the BS drama on here, so I CAN keep a secret if you want me to.
I have NOTHING to share (at this time, but would do so, when I have something to share back).
If you are going to tell me to F off. For making this request. Please keep the flames to yourself. I have always provide good, reliable info to this board and will not reply to any flames. I have looked around both on here and other places and just not finding anything that flips my skirt (or just asking way to much) , or the data is old.
Thanks in advance for any help.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1313869]Is the effect adequate to the task, or rock hard like when you were young?
You hit Boston Medical or some other doctor or group?[/QUOTE]Dosage can be adjusted up or down, hard lasts me about 1. 5-2 hours.
He is Dr. In Maitland, small office, Mondays and Fridays.
$115. 00 for initial consultation. $500 for in office trial injection to check dosage, leave with 2 doses to test.
Refills are avg. 20 per.
PM me for name and,
Ladies, who are providers can you please email me if you like to know more about a gentleman named David. He calls for an appointment, he shows and before you get to doing anything, he says that he has to go down to the car because he wanted to make sure that you are not LEO. He leaves and never returns. I have his digits if you want to make sure that you are not the next Lady in his scam.
[QUOTE=Blukem;1313976]She pretty much meets all those critieria.[/QUOTE]I have email thread from her and me that go back over a year. We just never can get or timing right. I'll keep trying.