Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RichL1234;6665174]My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.[/QUOTE]I tried Rich's place since I was nearby. It was 57 xx Irving park. The woman was nice but rushed and mechanical. I guess it's classic YMMV with these type places. If the provider is actually into it as it sounds like she was for rich, it's good value. For me, no such luck with Yu yu unfortunately. A 5 min light touch tease, not a massage, and flip where she just tried to get it done asap. Not bad looking but def nothing exciting, and not much in the way of service. Oh and when I handed her 120 she insisted it was 140. I'm not one to argue over $20, I'm sure she can use it. But it's no repeat for me. Mostly I agree with the original poster's assessment that it's better to spend the extra for a good provider and good session than try to find the diamond in the rough.

BTW, anyone have any suggestions on a good prostate massage provider? Last one I got was while back and the provider is no longer around. I just have a hankering lately. I don't think anyone really advertises it but I get the sense several are very willing to, but have to get lucky to find it if you're looking. Would appreciate any recommendations.

[QUOTE=FellowMonger;6665389]Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.[/QUOTE]Does best rack to you mean big / perky, or both? Maybe big nipples?

As for best ass, in terms of round or shapely, that is non-existent. Spa girls are not hitting the gym after 12 hour days, working 6 days a week. Nobody's working on their glutes. A handful of Asian escorts on Eros and Tryst do, but that's about it.

These types of questions are funny. Everyone's tastes are different and with AMP's they are here today, maybe gone tomorrow. The best answer is to get out more and build your own list. Find a good spa, become a regular or find several good spa's, become a regular. This is what bears the most fruit and in the long run pays dividends.

Something else you can do is buddy up with a monger to TOFTT for you and finance his visits. Then he can report back to you about it allowing you to build up information that way.

[QUOTE=FellowMonger;6665389]Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.[/QUOTE]

After taking in the reviews for HCS, decided to take it for a spin. Angela "wasn't working" so got saddled with an older woman. She wasn't a looker.

Anywho, massage was pretty good but between in and out for the door bell and the fact that I didn't find her sexy at all, I was really disappointed. Can't imagine I'll be returning.

Summary.

Looks: 3/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Value: 2/10 ($70 house, $50 L1 tip).

[QUOTE=Bambinos1987;6662528]Got to see yiyi today. Ver cute girl about 5'3". Perky B cups. English was good enough to not need translator. Nice wide hips and she was tight. She took all of junior in cow girl. Struggled a little in doggy. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]Just received text, new crew on board. Any one seen her?

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6664918]Natalie was her OG call sign when she started working there back in '21 I believe. What happened? What's the drama?[/QUOTE]Well I'll make A long story short she came to the door back In 2021 and right away gave me an attitude and even asked me "Am I at the right place" I told her I go there all the time and usually see the others Sasha, Cindy (My favorite) and A few others they had an older lady who was kind of hot who went by Ava not the odd one who's there nowadays. But Natalie eventually let me in took her A long time to come In the room and she asked me again who did I see there I told her "Don't you remember I just named them" and she asked me "Was I on drugs" I was like what? What kind of question Is that and she Ignored me then she told me to turn over and wanted $100 for A handshake I told her maybe $60 at most and she said "That's It massage over". I left tried to call and speak with the Boss and she answered the phone and hung up and had my number blocked I wrote A google review. The Boss who goes by Nicky called me and offered me my full money back or Free Massage. I got the free Massage but after that the workers would lie and claim they were busy and booked with appointments which Is A lie most Ozone costumers are usually walk-Ins. Plus back then I would get topless handshakes for $60. I was shocked this Anal Queen Is the same ***** who gave me an attitude for no reason. Maybe these Men paying around $300 she's not cute at all don't see why she's so spoken about on here. She's the only person taking It up the butt I guess.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6665455]Does best rack to you mean big / perky, or both? Maybe big nipples?

As for best ass, in terms of round or shapely, that is non-existent. Spa girls are not hitting the gym after 12 hour days, working 6 days a week. Nobody's working on their glutes. A handful of Asian escorts on Eros and Tryst do, but that's about it.[/QUOTE]I disagree with you. Their was and are a few Asian massage therapist with Asian jlo ass. I think Lisa from Belmont spa and Sara had a nice curvy ass. Also Tiffany at Broadway spa. They are their. You just have to look around.

[QUOTE=Mitsom;6664345]Went last week. Greeted by a locked door and big orange sign.[/QUOTE]I confirm this. Drove past today after a nice time at HKPD and the lights were off at 819, orange sign stuck on the door, big enough to read from my car.

Stopped by today. Was given one option, massage with boom boom for 160 so I said okay, didn't give me a timeframe and I didn't ask ended up there for about 45 min. Keeping it short and sweet overall okay experience but not worth the drive for me and it was really dark and my masseuse kinda hid behind the door when she opened it so I didn't really get to see that she's an older chick maybe forties (maybe fifties) with mostly black hair small boobs and kida a flat butt (I like variety so I don't mind a skinny flat girl every once in a while). Massage was possibly the worst I've ever gotten at an AMP but not horrible, better than one of my exes. Bbj was pretty decent she also licked and worked the sack, old gal put alot of energy into trying to make me bust. She hopped up for FS (covered) switched to Mish after she rode me for a little then went back to bbj for finish, busted on her shoulder since she was licking the sack again. Cleaned me up and walked me out. Again not bad but not good enough that I'll make the drive again. 160 total I didn't get a door fee.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6655483]The Earth CHI is hands down the best spa in Chicago prices on higher end but a wonderful experience you almost feel like you are in a spa in Tokyo or Japan.

Archer Perfect Spa. Always 2 hot girls there and they have great prices.

Some Mongers will direct to the spas that pay them I've never made $1 from spa or accepted.

Even freebies I leave honest reviews of what I personally prefer.

Also if you are into Columbia Girls go check out Sofia at HKPD she is young and smoking hot.[/QUOTE]Will be visiting later this week and want to pay one of these spas a visit. Are Earth Chi and Archer Spa both FS or do they only offer L1/ L2? Any hot ladies working now?

As always, DMike is a good source of advice. I would ad, try to get provider's phone number so you can stay in touch if / when she goes elsewhere. There are few I can kick myself that I didn't do so for. This applies mostly to mid-age gals who stay in Chicagoland, but why not try of any of them.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6665541]These types of questions are funny. Everyone's tastes are different and with AMP's they are here today, maybe gone tomorrow. The best answer is to get out more and build your own list. Find a good spa, become a regular or find several good spa's, become a regular. This is what bears the most fruit and in the long run pays dividends.

Something else you can do is buddy up with a monger to TOFTT for you and finance his visits. Then he can report back to you about it allowing you to build up information that way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6666195]I disagree with you. Their was and are a few Asian massage therapist with Asian jlo ass. I think Lisa from Belmont spa and Sara had a nice curvy ass. Also Tiffany at Broadway spa. They are their. You just have to look around.[/QUOTE]Got to agree with ConfuciusMan here, and those three are prime examples and I'd add Jessie at Broadway to that list. They are out there for sure.

Name: I lived across the street from this place for two years and it was called Princess Spa, but now the sign name says Orchid or something like that. Seems to be the same place though, so I'm going with the older name.

Location: They have two spots, including one on Belmont, but the one I went to was on Milwaukee Ave. Just past Chicago. Its a store front on kind of a busy street. The door bell didn't seem to work and knocking didn't do anything, so I was standing on the street for what felt like forever. You might want to call ahead when you get there so you don't get a million cars looking at you.

The girls: My MT was named Zoe. She looked like she was in her 30's, so she was probably actually in her mid to late 40's. Nothing amazing, but cute though. In an average sort of way (average boobs, average ass, etc). I could hear other girls there, but didn't see any of them. To be honest they sounded kind of old, but who knows?

Cost: The website has a bunch of different prices, but I paid $70 for the hour.

Pros: The massage was super good. I haven't been stretched out like that in forever. It felt amazing. So good that I kind of wondered whether this was a legit place. No need to worry though, at around the 45 minute mark things went from strictly professional to fantastic teasing to a really really good HJ.

Cons: It seems to me that it is HJ only. Fine for me, but maybe not for you. Also, while roaming was encouraged it was all OTC. She had on those leggings that are impossible to get off and a bra that was designed to keep you away from her actual body. Also, tip was $60 - which seems a touch high considering that all the roaming was OTC. Then again, the massage quality was so good you can think of it as a $20 tip for the massage and $40 for the HJ. Whatever, I'm not complaining.

Overall, I liked this place. Good massage and a good ending. Just what I was looking for. I don't know why I didn't go there when I lived right by it. I'd see Zoe again.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6664918]Natalie was her OG call sign when she started working there back in '21 I believe. What happened? What's the drama?[/QUOTE]Her OG call sign was actually Amber, though that's when she got her start at Princess Thai on Belmont (before Ozone). Haha, just saying.

[QUOTE=GMoney05;6665905] I got the free Massage but after that the workers would lie and claim they were busy and booked with appointments which Is A lie most Ozone costumers are usually walk-Ins. [/QUOTE]These girls talk to each other about their clients. Who tips good / bad, who's nice, who to avoid, etc. Once you're blacklisted at any given MP, no point in going back. That or they're going to request tips up front and not cut any deals. Happened to me not long ago when a particular MT (a) told the MT (b) I was visiting that I was a bad tipper. I told that MT (b) that I had never seen MT (a) before and that I had visited with her only a few weeks prior. She still wanted a tip up front and it wasn't until I finished banging her that she said "oh, I remember you. You are a nice guy" and figured MT (a) had mistaken me for someone else.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6666862]Got to agree with ConfuciusMan here, and those three are prime examples and I'd add Jessie at Broadway to that list. They are out there for sure.[/QUOTE]Lala who used to be at Lotus on Diversey had a J-LO ass.

If anyone knows of her where about, do share.