Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6655011]You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.[/QUOTE]Funny you say transparent when some of us get paid for reviews and some of us don't and I'm someone who doesn't get paid or benefit from my reviews they are honest reviews of spa and apartments I enjoy not from spas and apartments I get paid from or benefit from just saying to please look up the definition of transparent cause I don't care who owns or operates these spas I care about getting fellow mongers to spots they will have good experiences at -.

[QUOTE=Lukkylou;6654917]CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.[/QUOTE]I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6655833]I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.[/QUOTE]I know I'll get an above average experience with them but the time it'll take me to go down south and back is not worth it at all, especially with times I'll have limited availability.

I have to literally dedicate a large portion of my day to sample the spas and apartments out south! I'm paying for convenience and if I don't want to check them out I can always make it to CLM since I frequent the area one of their old locations used to be (one of the better ones too).

I wish NG still existed. So many fun times with those Polish and Ukrainian girls!

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6655833]I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.[/QUOTE]I usually come to Chicago on my day off it's usually a 3-4 hour drive. It's worth it for me because of the service and the choices. It's a shit-show where I'm from and you can rarely get a L1 from grannies and every escort here has GPS. I do plan on making my why yo New York, Atlanta and Orlando, but Chicago AMPs haven't let me down and with all the help of the fellow mongers here I don't feel the rush go anywhere else yet.

[QUOTE=BigsKings;6655737]Thanks for the info Charlie. Yeah those posts seem suspect.[/QUOTE]Quoting his own words from his post #31639.

"As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door. ".

It's fine if he wants to promote Archer Perfect Spa, but at least let people know it's owned by the guy who owns HKPD. Funny how he claims he is about giving guys good experiences and at the same time also claims he is an Orange or HKPD guy.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6655011]You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.[/QUOTE]Any other Spas associated with PD or is it just Tokyo?

Well, after the assist from the crew here and avoiding Raven, I TOFTT and went to see Lenna. An independent on the north (ish) side.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/bodyrubs/body-rubs/naughty-kitty-lenna-i-am-available-sundayfun-25853.html[/URL]

Was a bit of a pain in the ass to schedule. Not responsive, delays, etc. - and getting into the location was also a pain (go to one address, stand there, ok now come to this address and go here).

When she opened the door, I was impressed. Pics are not her but a close (ish) representation and there was definitely an air of sexy to her. I like spinners so she was a bit curvy for me but made up for it in the vibe she gave off.

Hour was $140 for L1 and you could touch away just no FIV. $40 upgrade to full nude full touch.

Ending was pretty decent but the massage was, for sure, the best part. Perfect blend real massage / erotic tease.

YMMV and I probably won't repeat but for the right buyer, she's a peach.

Summary:

Looks: 7/10.

Massage: 9/10.

Finish: 6/10.

Value: 4/10.

[QUOTE=Masalic;6656465]Any other Spas associated with PD or is it just Tokyo?[/QUOTE]I think OF mentioned 819, has girls that rotate from PD and Tokyo. I'm not 100%. Hope it helps.

How do I sign up get paid. LOL Naw I'm here just to help others out with reviews. Reason being, I've been lucky to find this forum, and helped me to not get ripped off, and find better massage places. Before this I was getting ripped off, and getting grannies at the spots I was going to. Never got robbed though. LOL.

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[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6655742]Funny you say transparent when some of us get paid for reviews and some of us don't and I'm someone who doesn't get paid or benefit from my reviews they are honest reviews of spa and apartments I enjoy not from spas and apartments I get paid from or benefit from just saying to please look up the definition of transparent cause I don't care who owns or operates these spas I care about getting fellow mongers to spots they will have good experiences at -.[/QUOTE].

Visited HCS based on this review. All was spot on! Thanks!

I drew Angel. 40 minutes awesome, pro level massage with and without oil. No tease until after 40 minutes of professional massage.

Pro's:

Full hour - 40 min massage, 10 min Lvl 1, 10 min light massage clean up.

Great, high pressure massage.

Pleasant personality.

Pretty: 5'2", maybe 100#, 27-ish, black hair, nice body, blue jeans and modest blouse.

Paid. 7 door fee, no discussion on tip.

Nice firm patient Lvl 1 finish.

Nice waiting room. Did not call ahead, probably should have.

Cons:

Had to wait 20 minutes because angel and other provider (taller and cuter in one piece dress. Angela?) were both busy.

Very pleasant experience. Very clean and professional venue. Will repeat. Sometimes you just want a great massage and Level 1. Perfect spot for that.

[QUOTE=Nowhere500;6650354]I saw Angela at HCS on Irving last week and thought she was great. I'm surprised more people don't talk about her. Great massage, level 1 ending. Not sure if more is on the table, I don't really think so. But she was very generous with OTC roaming. And I thought she was very pretty in that young, innocent way, though I imagine she's about 30. But she has a young, skinny look. Kind of the opposite of Rita at CLC everyone is writing about, who is a full figured sex pot.

$. 7 + $. 6. Never asked or negotiated on tip. Her energy is really nice. Very nurturing. And she goes for the full hour. Let's be honest, most Chicago massage parlors do not go for the full hour, are not attractive, and do not give good massages. Angela was 3 for 3 on that count, which is why I'm surprised she isn't mentioned more here except maybe this board is more focused on full service.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Akuma187;6656721]I think OF mentioned 819, has girls that rotate from PD and Tokyo. I'm not 100%. Hope it helps.[/QUOTE]That has been fairly disclosed before. And while we are at the topic of transparency, the new Kedzie Spa that is opening soon will also be. It's only a matter of when, not if, when Anne will be working at the new spa too.

3 strategic reasons. 1) some guys don't go to apartment. They can go see the girls at the spa 2) for guys who go to both apartment and spa, if they like a girl it gives them more opportunities to repeat before she leaves 3) most if not all of apartment girls come from either NY or LA. An apartment rotation is 10 days only. It's a long way to travel. So having spas that would allow the girls to work more than 10 days is a very appealing option for girls. It helps with recruiting. PD booker nowadays is very picky on her girl selection. She is turning down quite a few less desirable girls.

I have an opportunity to become way more active than I have been. Both financially and in terms of schedule flexibility. Thinking over the next several months creating my own tour of some of the more familiar or noteworthy places Chicago offers. I am trying to get approved at KP, but have not heard back after 2 inquiries so far.

I have been considering a trip to Bridgeport in Chinatown to visit RL. I am not familiar with the neighborhood and was looking for input on how safe this area is and what parking might be like. As I watch the news at night, seems like most of the stick-ups are farther north, but car jackings seem to happen there. Just a perception / recollection, and not willing to go just on "maybe I saw / heard this once".

Also, am I likely to join a crowd waiting on a couch for a room to open up?

I have done my homework on here, and in the past offered my reviews when I was very active. Looking to get back in the game while have an opportunity and will absolutely follow-up with reviews as I make stope on my road trip !

Thanks to you all !

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6656789]That has been fairly disclosed before. And while we are at the topic of transparency, the new Kedzie Spa that is opening soon will also be. It's only a matter of when, not if, when Anne will be working at the new spa too.

3 strategic reasons. 1) some guys don't go to apartment. They can go see the girls at the spa 2) for guys who go to both apartment and spa, if they like a girl it gives them more opportunities to repeat before she leaves 3) most if not all of apartment girls come from either NY or LA. An apartment rotation is 10 days only. It's a long way to travel. So having spas that would allow the girls to work more than 10 days is a very appealing option for girls. It helps with recruiting. PD booker nowadays is very picky on her girl selection. She is turning down quite a few less desirable girls.[/QUOTE]PD has an eye for quality and enthusiasm I see. Makes me more excited.

[QUOTE=Tinley708;6656805]I have an opportunity to become way more active than I have been. Both financially and in terms of schedule flexibility. Thinking over the next several months creating my own tour of some of the more familiar or noteworthy places Chicago offers. I am trying to get approved at KP, but have not heard back after 2 inquiries so far.

I have been considering a trip to Bridgeport in Chinatown to visit RL. I am not familiar with the neighborhood and was looking for input on how safe this area is and what parking might be like. As I watch the news at night, seems like most of the stick-ups are farther north, but car jackings seem to happen there. Just a perception / recollection, and not willing to go just on "maybe I saw / heard this once".

Also, am I likely to join a crowd waiting on a couch for a room to open up?

I have done my homework on here, and in the past offered my reviews when I was very active. Looking to get back in the game while have an opportunity and will absolutely follow-up with reviews as I make stope on my road trip !

Thanks to you all ![/QUOTE]RL is trash pure hell hole.

Try PD, HKPD or The CHI Earth (Spa).

On spas Orange, Tokyo, Perfect Archer or.

SXL.

But RL is a filthy whorehouse.

Well, after some great advice from the board on what (not) to expect from Raven, decided to TOFTT and see Lenna, an independent on the north side. Operates out of an apartment on Armitage.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/bodyrubs/body-rubs/naughty-kitty-lenna-i-am-available-sundayfun-25853.html[/URL]

Anywho, it was a pain to schedule (not responsive) and getting in was a pain (go to this address and wait, ok, now come to this other address) but aside from that, not too bad of a session.

Pictures aren't her but they are close-ish. Either way, despite her being a bit curvier than my ideal (I like spinners), she gave off a really sexy erotic vibe which I really liked.

Freight was $140 for L1 with covered touch, $40 upgrade for naked with FIV. Unclear if more on menu.

The massage itself was the best part. Really, really enjoyable. End of the day, YMMV, but I probably won't repeat. Enjoyable and sensual but not "hot".

Summary.

Looks: 7/10.

Massage: 9/10.

Extras: 6/10.

Value: 5/10.