Massage Parlor Reports

I've only been to king and RO. I've had the same experiences. Looking for a few more places. That may be better. . also would Love a white girl or something more than a hand j and boobs.

This is how it is supposed to be done. Will be the in a couple months for the real thing.

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[QUOTE=Makefuck;2635776]I've only been to king and RO. I've had the same experiences. Looking for a few more places. That may be better. . also would Love a white girl or something more than a hand j and boobs.[/QUOTE]Take a few hours, go back and read EVERY post in the Massage Parlor forum going back about two years. After simply spending a little time you will have a wealth of information about where to go, how to act and which places to avoid. Then, take this knowledge and visit a few places and report on your experiences.

[QUOTE=BobSteel;2636049]This is how it is supposed to be done. Will be the in a couple months for the real thing.

[URL]http://mylust.com/videos/136538/lewd-masseuse-sucks-my-stiff-cock-in-massage-parlor/[/URL][/QUOTE]I looked at that. After watching, seeing how long it took, the guy with a 40 plus Asian, having it done covered. I realized how its not all that great. Next to you want to go to an AMP look at that video first. Maybe it will make you want to go, and then maybe again it won't.

I had a masseuse in Northbrook use plastic beauticians gloves for the HJ. Not that I condone going bareback, but seeing that video reminded me how bland that level of covered service can be.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2636394]I looked at that. After watching, seeing how long it took, the guy with a 40 plus Asian, having it done covered. I realized how its not all that great. Next to you want to go to an AMP look at that video first. Maybe it will make you want to go, and then maybe again it won't.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2637186]I had a masseuse in Northbrook use plastic beauticians gloves for the HJ. Not that I condone going bareback, but seeing that video reminded me how bland that level of covered service can be.[/QUOTE]Watching someone else get a Asian style massage (rub down and back walk, foot rub, chop vegetables) and a HJ, well its a big turn off. I'm in no hurry to go back. What I really hate is having the damn massage interrupted by all you mongers coming in 10 min after me.

I wish there was some way to put a sock on the door. They cut back so much on labor there is no receptionist. Mamasan / owner is usually who I deal with for massage. #2 usually sits in the bullpen watching Chinese TV and eating. #3 is home and only comes when called.

Johnny Ampboy comes in, the bell goes off, the chimes ring, mamasan has to go check it out to see if its a regular and get Yoyo off the cot. Then there is the arguing in Chinese over the thin walls. For what I don't know. One told me it was a new customer, new face, so no HE.

Its really hard to enjoy a HJ thinking about that damn doorbell going off. At least Pine down in Libertyville kept an elderly manasan to guard the door and coordinate the girls and customers.

I'm really tired of going in for a 60 min massage and then told at 45 min that its over but next time it will be half price because they got four rooms full and two girls.

I also hate running into other mongers. Executive Relaxation Station is the worst because that place is always busy and the waiting room is busy. Golden Hands in Schaumburg once had 5 guys in the waiting room. I got a $20 refund for getting that one cut short. Anyway, sorry, in a bad mood.

Another thing I find weird is that the looks of the therapist and the quality of the HJ are never what you think. I mean if you really have a hot looking girl, you think its going to be great. Just the opposite. With really good looking girls I either have ED or leather dick. Hard as a rock but can't cum.

With plain looking girls I never have ED and sometimes cum in 2 min. Which is good cause I'm tired of looking at them.

[QUOTE=SimpleMan8;2619558]They have it from me calling to schedule appointments. Is there a better way?[/QUOTE]Late reply. Off the grid for a while. I just walk in. Stay away from the busy times like Saturdays. I had a problem with an AMP provider a few years back seeing her outside of the parlor. I prefer to stay anonymous with the AMP girls. I know others don't. Also think about getting a burner phone or at least a burner app. No names.

[QUOTE=SimpleMan8;2619558]They have it from me calling to schedule appointments. Is there a better way?[/QUOTE]Pros and cons to the AMP girls having your phone number. Pros -- they see your number and they know its you -- that nice man who tips well and is always polite. Lets hope that's what they think of you.

Con - " Hey Leftysan, my car no start, help me. Hey Leftysan, I no see long time. Come see me. Hey Leftysan, I have fight with Yoyo and now I work at xxx spa. Ask for me. We so busy today, no time to eat, can you bring us egg rolls?. Can you show me how to use computer?

Once they get you roped into being their errand boy -- you cringe when you see their phone number pop up. Don't worry you are not their only errand boy.

I used to give rides to a mamasan down in Florida. I'd take her to visit her sister. I'd take her and her kids out to the amusement park. I'd take her to dinner. I'd spy on competitors. She would want me to write license plate numbers down at the spa down the street to see if any of her customers were there.

I got BBFS from her, but keep in mind she was a pudgy women in her late 50's. I just did it for the notch in the bedpost. She did like me. She seemed to enjoy sex. Tried to talk me into going to Taiwan and retiring there. But she was way older than me.

Just got done at Sunrise. My experience is pretty much the same as others. Masseuses name was Lily. Very enthusiastic but rushed.

My question is; when waiting in the waiting room, do you make eye contact with the guy that's leaving? In the few instances I've encountered this, I try to look at the floor or anywhere other than the guy. The guy that was there when I was leaving gave me a menacing scowl as I was leaving. I was taken aback by this and was wondering if anyone else has encountered this?

[QUOTE=NewtonBomb;2639015]Just got done at Sunrise. My experience is pretty much the same as others. Masseuses name was Lily. Very enthusiastic but rushed.

My question is; when waiting in the waiting room, do you make eye contact with the guy that's leaving? In the few instances I've encountered this, I try to look at the floor or anywhere other than the guy. The guy that was there when I was leaving gave me a menacing scowl as I was leaving. I was taken aback by this and was wondering if anyone else has encountered this?[/QUOTE]Look, you don't like seeing another guy and that guy doesn't like seeing you. We all know why you are there. I was in a high volume American parlor in Mississippi once and the waiting room was full of truck drivers. Complaining about their bad back. Then there would be an Asian guy or an Indian too. Basically a room full of misfits.

I don't even like getting a massage and having another customer come in. Protocal is when you go in, talk quietly. Know exactly what you want, such as 60 min with Yoyo or whoever greets your. Have the exact amount ready in your pocket.

The women love this. Keep talking to a whisper. If table showers and sauna is involved, the girls should time it so you never have to see another man's naked ass. I've seen guys walking naked to a table shower and in full view of the entrance. No excuse for that.

I've seen guys butt nekked because the girl left the door open. WTF? I hate it when I pull in the same time as another monger. We get out of our cars and almost run to the door to see who gets in first.

I've been stuck in the waiting room at Golden Hands, watching tv, or at Relaxation Station with 4-5 other. Its an awful eternity. By the time you get in the room you are very stressed. And if there is still a full waiting room, you will be rushed.

I was in one in Florida that had about 15 guys in there. I think I waited about 3 hours and I had an appt too. I know, don't say it, but I was young and dumb.

Your typical Milwaukee spa will have one-two, or three at most working. If you go in and the one and two are busy, they might put you in a room and say relax 30 min or come back.

In the meantime they will call a girl who is sitting at home on-call to come over. If they want you to sit in the waiting room, just leave. I was at one a few months ago and they wanted me to sit in the office and other wanted me to sit in the kitchen.

I leave when it comes to that because the 3-4 massage rooms are either taken or dirty. You could be in there an hour.

What about being the last of the day? Pros. They might lock the door and loosen up the rules. They are tired of massaging and being women, they like to have some fun for themselves if you are their type. You don't have to worry about me barging in and yelling "anybody here! I want to get a massage and one of those happy endings. You give happy endings here!" Don't you just hate those dickheads?

Cons: They are tired and want to go home. Husbands are showing up picking up their wives. Sometimes the kids tag along and you are encountering kids.

Some places the women are ready to bunk down in their dorm or a van driver is picking up the girls to take them back to company housings. I was in one in Kentucky that had a big room set up like a beauty parlor and each girl had a station where they all got dolled up.

No Packer game last Sunday afternoon so I stopped by. Had "Sandy" thin with long black hair. New to her. Wow! Long slow 15 minute teasing release and finished with nice TS. The stalwart there the last few months is "Nancy" who gives reasonable service and who most mongers are most likely to see. They were busy all day this past Saturday and by 5:30 both Nancy and another girl looked totally exhausted. So always remember to show them some kindness.

Was wondering if anyone has taken Big Reds ads witha 4 handed massage. Who is she working with. I heard it is her sons girlfriend. That has got to be wierd. Getting head by the both of them would be just wierd. Any one partake yet?

Wow had a fantastic massage and very very good finish. She's blonde 24 good shape great body. Works out of her house and is licensed. Trusted srs inquire within.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2640195]Wow had a fantastic massage and very very good finish. She's blonde 24 good shape great body. Works out of her house and is licensed. Trusted srs inquire within.[/QUOTE]What's her number or ad? And how much was it?

[QUOTE=WillowRut;2639375]Was wondering if anyone has taken Big Reds ads witha 4 handed massage. Who is she working with. I heard it is her sons girlfriend. That has got to be wierd. Getting head by the both of them would be just wierd. Any one partake yet?[/QUOTE]You are better off going to the Miller Park dog pound.