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[QUOTE=West Central]Now that I have a house, neighbors, and some sort of social standing, I wouldn't dream of it.[/QUOTE]
But no social standing what so ever.
I've had a few ladies to my place with no problems. Only after I've had a chance to get to know them though. I really like the home court advantage.
I am brand new to this board, and although away from the hobby for quite a few years, not brand new to it. I for various reasons, do not post many reviews. My question for the board seniors is this on this experience:
I recently had an experience with a provider who has somewhat lackluster reviews. (She was available late and with short notice after a different lady had cancelled at the last minute.) Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.
I don't want to appear mean. As mentioned, she was nice, but I also wouldn't want anyone else to experience the unbearable smells that I did. (Thank God there was no DATY.) She is an E.com girl, and the review would be posted there. (Another reason for me wanting to post a review is that I have few reviews as of late, hence, verification at this point is somewhat difficult.)
Thoughts anyone?
[QUOTE=Bacon Racer]I am brand new to this board, and although away from the hobby for quite a few years, not brand new to it. I for various reasons, do not post many reviews. My question for the board seniors is this on this experience:
I recently had an experience with a provider who has somewhat lackluster reviews. (She was available late and with short notice after a different lady had cancelled at the last minute.) Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.
I don't want to appear mean. As mentioned, she was nice, but I also wouldn't want anyone else to experience the unbearable smells that I did. (Thank God there was no DATY.) She is an E.com girl, and the review would be posted there. (Another reason for me wanting to post a review is that I have few reviews as of late, hence, verification at this point is somewhat difficult.)
Thoughts anyone?[/QUOTE]
I sympathize with your situation. While on leave (Many years ago) I met a young lady at a Taco Bell drive through window. Later that evening when she got off work, we got together. While her outward appearance was clean, she was the most fragrant woman I have ever known, except maybe one when I was in HS.
You can post all the smelly details or not. That really depends on you and how you will truly feel once you do. For me as a part time hobbyist, I know I would appreciate the info to stay away, or hell, there may be someone who really likes that..
Galere
[QUOTE=Galere]I met a young lady at a Taco Bell drive through window.... she was the most fragrant woman I have ever known...
Galere[/QUOTE]
Well, there's you're problem right there! ;-)
[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Well, there's you're problem right there! ;-)[/QUOTE]
Maybe she used to be a dancer. A number of years back I was dating the sexiest tiniest little dancer, from Diamonds if you can imagine, always danced to "when you do nothing at all " by AK and Union Station. I can not hear Miss Krause sing today without getting aroused. That may have something to do with her too I suppose. Anyway, after a short stint as a dancer my little friend decided to go to a regular life and get a straight job. It so happens the first one was at WhiteCastle. I used to go pick her up for break and get a bj in the back lot, then pick her up after work and take her home. If I get within ten yards of a slider until this day I still start sprouting wood, and that has nothing to do with the slider. Now that was an aroma that no amount of showering could seem to remove from that little cutie. It was funny, right after that I was dating a girl, much larger, from the Silk, who quit and went to work at Burger King, oddly enough one two blocks from my office, which is 30 miles from the S&A. Fortunately, the aroma of char-broiled beef and fry grease clung to her tightly also, and although I was crazy about her, there is nothing about BK that elicits any Pavlovian type of response. I wouldn't have guessed that so many retired dancers next job would be fast food.
OK, I know that was a different type of aroma, and I heard a story yesterday that should remind all of us to make sure our hygiene is up to par also, one stinky sack can ruin it for all of us. Remind me someday to tell a story about cottage cheese. Mmmmmm.
[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Well, there's you're problem right there! ;-)[/QUOTE]
I never saw any Guacamole! ;>0
I was introduced to this board by a provider recently and I must say much better than some of the pay sites. I had a question about this ad and didnt know if anyone had info. The looks too good to be true feeling is kicking in.
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-alert-hot-curvey-brunette-27/3542559[/url]
I think there are at least 2 different people using the same number? or does it reak of scam?
Thanks all for the responses.
I think I found someone on e.com that's had great reviews on goes to a hotel.
[QUOTE=Bacon Racer]Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.
Thoughts anyone?[/QUOTE]
So I see you met my ex wife. Sorry Bacon I should have warned you about her CARP perfume.
FF
PS. Yes she had freckles. But now that I think about it maybe they were fish scales!
[QUOTE=Fireman46]The looks too good to be true feeling is kicking in.
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-alert-hot-curvey-brunette-27/3542559[/url]
....or does it reak of scam?[/QUOTE]
Scam...is that a fish? (Rimshot)
Welcome to the board!
That one caught my eye also. But mr. P is right, scam. Multiple girls + same number + BP = scam every time, add to that outcall only and/or the number with a prefix of 222 and there are normally reports of scams.
On a different note. These pics look awfully familiar.
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gentlemen-andrea-wants-you-to-come-play-xoxo-fri-and-sat-in-only-24/3708487[/url]
[QUOTE=Fireman469]I was introduced to this board by a provider recently and I must say much better than some of the pay sites. I had a question about this ad and didnt know if anyone had info. The looks too good to be true feeling is kicking in.
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-alert-hot-curvey-brunette-27/3542559[/url]
I think there are at least 2 different people using the same number? or does it reak of scam?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fireman469]I was introduced to this board by a provider recently and I must say much better than some of the pay sites. I had a question about this ad and didnt know if anyone had info. The looks too good to be true feeling is kicking in.
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-alert-hot-curvey-brunette-27/3542559[/url]
I think there are at least 2 different people using the same number? or does it reak of scam?[/QUOTE]There are more than one person using that number. I have seen at least 3 different pictures with it. However I think there was a positive review on one but I would steer clear.
[QUOTE=Bacon Racer]I am brand new to this board, and although away from the hobby for quite a few years, not brand new to it. I for various reasons, do not post many reviews. My question for the board seniors is this on this experience:
I recently had an experience with a provider who has somewhat lackluster reviews. (She was available late and with short notice after a different lady had cancelled at the last minute.) Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.
I don't want to appear mean. As mentioned, she was nice, but I also wouldn't want anyone else to experience the unbearable smells that I did. (Thank God there was no DATY.) She is an E.com girl, and the review would be posted there. (Another reason for me wanting to post a review is that I have few reviews as of late, hence, verification at this point is somewhat difficult.)
Thoughts anyone?[/QUOTE]
OK buddy, all joking aside, would you please go ahead and post who it was, the curiosity is killing me and I am fighting the urge to go scour all the local reviews. This is your chance to be an instant hero here if you save someone who might be allergic to fish.
On the Today show on 9/17/10, they did a story on what cities were the most sexually active. Evidently, the most sexually active men in America reside in Indianapolis. I would personally like to thank Ilapp, Freckle Freak, Handful of Wheel, and Mr. Popular for setting the curve. I'm wondering what sources they used to come up with this statistic, but I'm quite sure this forum bears some responsibility.
All for One and One for All!
[QUOTE=Indyporthos] I would personally like to thank Ilapp, Freckle Freak, Handful of Wheel, and Mr. Popular for setting the curve. I'm wondering what sources they used to come up with this statistic, but I'm quite sure this forum bears some responsibility.
All for One and One for All![/QUOTE][url]http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/09/15/men-s-health-america-s-sexiest-cities/[/url] is the link to see the article.
Fascinating.
All for One and One for All