F&C East (Happy Massage Warner) Lisa
Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.
Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.
Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.
As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".
She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".
I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".
Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin.
Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.
Went to My Happy Feet where I had only 30 minutes for a massage. Lily was much more accommodating and enjoyable. At least the afternoon was not a total loss.