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[QUOTE=Randy20;1683186]Have not been to AMP in many years hear it has changed. I am looking for a good FS thanks please pm me.[/QUOTE]How about one of us just call it in to the station, what extension is the "Vice" department at? Damn. You could at least give an introduction, then maybe read the forum a bit, then maybe try and share some info. Then MAYBE someone here would be inclined to assist you.
[QUOTE=Fly Dangler; 1683337]Flamed? I think not!
It looked like you got some friendly advice and constructive criticism from a couple posts, but I can't find a single incident where you got anything close to being flamed. IMHO if you mischaracterize efforts plainly intended to help you become an accepted participant here then you probably will remain an outsider. Hopefully you'll take this note as more friendly advice and not mischaracterize it too.[/QUOTE]Hahahahaha. Friendly advice. Monger please! Publicly, on this board, commenting on how I should post, where I should and how I should is the exact def of being flamed. This is an information board to review and pass on information. I left the area and traveled to Plymouth. I then posted on my experience. Imagine that I reviewed an experience. With valuable info! SS posted a berating response."Flamed"
As far as being an outsider. I would rather be. I will post on visits and actually review my massage experiences. I have helped a few members out and will continue too.
Hi All.
Apologies for the asking instead of reporting. I wanted to see if ATFs are back. Mimi, Suzy. I actually called, but did not get a solid answer from the mamasan, nothing to the affirmative.
Appreciate any response.
[QUOTE=Srtmdc;1683719]commenting on how I should post, where I should and how I should is the exact def of being flamed[/QUOTE]Not by any dictionary of online etiquette I know of, but go ahead and do your own thing your own way. BTW Plymouth is on the Massachusetts South Shore and so not normally covered here, but rather in the appropriate sections of the MA forum.
[QUOTE=Fly Dangler;1683933]Not by any dictionary of online etiquette I know of, but go ahead and do your own thing your own way. BTW Plymouth is on the Massachusetts South Shore and so not normally covered here, but rather in the appropriate sections of the MA forum.[/QUOTE]Dude. I was just trying to help out. Yes, you are right Plymouth is in mass. It's not like I was posting about a place in Cali. Providence, RI is a dead scene right now. I bet most of the people that read this are not from RI. I got a bunch of PM's requesting additional info. I stand behind my postings and sorry a few members got butt hurt.
[QUOTE=Randy20;1683186]Have not been to AMP in many years hear it has changed. I am looking for a good FS thanks please pm me.[/QUOTE]For those of you who wonder wh we get cynical, secretive and protective. This is just the reason why. Should be clear enough.
[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1684160]For those of you who wonder wh we get cynical, secretive and protective. This is just the reason why. Should be clear enough.[/QUOTE]It's a frustrating time.
Visited NMS a couple of times recently. I hadn't been there for about six months. On the first visit, the Papasan remembered me and without me even mentioning it, he honored a promise he made the last time I was there and had a not so great massage. It's good to know that top notch service still exists in the AMP world. Anyway I had two different girls on my visits. Yuki and Cici. Both gave good a TS and a great massage. Unfortunately I was told last time that Yuki is no longer there. Saw several cute, smiling, and friendly girls walking around while there so it looks like this place is not short on talent currently. 60/40. More details available via PM for contributing members.
First I would like to commend all you senior members for your increased discretion as I've read all the posts over the last several months. I've been a fellow monger for about 25 years or since the Osaka days (or whatever, so many name changes, so many opennings and closings). I would like to share many things with you all but I just feel like I will repeat someone elses posts. Lot's of information on this site and yes, keep it low. Although I feel these posts are helpful, they are also hurtful. LEO is not stupid, even with cryptic messages, they know. They are a bunch of dudes like the rest of us! So please don't take offense on my first post. Some good establishments are back (I hope because I haven't had a chance to check them out yet) and being discrete is the key! I don't want to miss out since I finally have a car on the road and I'm planning to scope the area. Well the last time I was there, I went to Baja Spa and had a GREAT massage from a provider that was half Filipino and half Indian; she kind of looked like Pornstar Priya Rai about 5'4" and that was a couple of years ago.
BTW."Have not been to AMP in many years hear it has changed. I am looking for a good FS thanks please pm me." Come on now! That's your first post?
Well best of luck gentlemen! I will contribute more when the time comes.
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Hi guys,
1. Please don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website.
2. No Forum Member had ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.
3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.
4. The police have never contacted this website or requested any information from me about any Forum Member, and they never will because the Forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely beyond the reach of the USA court system.
Thanks,
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[QUOTE=Randy20;1683186]Have not been to AMP in many years hear it has changed. I am looking for a good FS thanks please pm me.[/QUOTE]RTFF your not getting the milk for free from this cow. All the pieces to the puzzle are in the forum. Try writing a report if you find what your looking for and share with us.
Well put Jackson. I appreciated you cutting in here, and you answered a couple of my questions with regard to server location, more specifically forum information. I was specifically wondering about PM data. There it is! TY.
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Hi guys,
1. Please don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website.
2. No Forum Member had ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.
3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.
4. The police have never contacted this website or requested any information from me about any Forum Member, and they never will because the Forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely beyond the reach of the USA court system.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]
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Went around 1:15 today and got right in. I drew Bibi, looked about 40. Her english was good enough. Table shower was also nice. Her massage was way above average and seemed like she was at for 45 minutes. The flip went off without a hitch and she was fine with roaming the damage was 60/40. Will certainly repeat with her. She offers great service.
[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver; 1685059]I We all know that LE would probably rather just let the UTR stuff go as long as its not hurting anyone, the problem happens when we have all these powerful groups of "Morally Correct Nuts" who push there politicians and LE to act upon these crimes against humanity and the right way of living our lives! They want to control every aspect of our freedom, they use terms like sex slavery, forced prostitution and others to force LE's hand.
My take on things is the less we write in public is less fuel these ultra "Do-Gooders" can use to take away any enjoyment we may have. God forbid any woman would willingly sell her body or enjoy this type of work. She must be forced or tricked into this line of work![/QUOTE]I agree. LEO doesn't need this forum to know what's going on. Postings here are about as "hearsay" as it gets and can't be used in a courtroom. Forum postings, however, can and HAVE been used by activists who would like to put an end to the hobby.
I believe that there are lurkers / readers of the forum who would use info here to concoct complaints to pester LE into action, or to add "evidence" to their claims about human trafficking (because they don't have any other evidence to produce).
Given the current situation, I will not post reports about spas or providers who do not advertise on their own. If / when they feel comfortable raising their profile, I would consider adding some discreet info.
If you want to know about a particular provider or location, try a PM. If that doesn't get the results you want, give the provider a call or head on over to see for yourself.
Hopefully we're only temporarily back to the pre-forum era in terms of open and detailed information exchange.
[QUOTE=MrBlonde; 1681383]For all you mongers, not much has been done to the inside. (If anything, the sauna needs some work from the disuse.) The massage is superlative (the foot massage was well worth it!) , and the extras. Well lets say its back to the beginning.
Usual fees.[/QUOTE]Where on Smithfield? 417 used to be a dentist and is now vacant.
Swung by yesterday for a visit. Nice and clean. Staff was very pleasant. Sorry, I Didn't catch any names. Table shower. Sauna all standard with the right attention.
Massage: 7.
Looks: 8.
Body: 8.
Dressing: yoga pants.
Attentiveness: 10.
Cost: 6+4
[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver; 1685059]I do understand the basis of this website is for openly sharing information and Jackson has a stake in this sites success, but my choice is to keep anything which may be considered damaging to any working girl off the public forum and continue to only share with very trusted members!
Muffy[/QUOTE]There is also the factor that some of the establishments may have specifically asked not to have information posted on the internet so they may keep a low profile.
They've been back for only a few days but I had a dream over the holiday weekend, even if it meant taking the long drive down I95 turned out to be a waste of time. As stated elsewhere there is no change to inside of the building, but this AMP is a just shell of itself in terms of services.
Only 1 girl in site, no lineup, and in my dream I mistook her for the mamasan she was that old, I was shocked when in the room she introduced herself as being the masseuse, yumiko (sp?) she called herself. So don't expect to see 7, Coco, or any other of the talented ladies of the past.
Well as I was inside the room already thought I'd TOFTT, I was asked for house fee, usual amount hasn't changed and also if I wanted TS, which of course I did.
TS was substandard, sponge with cleaning of some areas, but total avoidance others commenting 'that's not a women's job' WTF, not a good start, Also she was wearing enough clothes as if she were in a winter storm, had boots on in the shower and several layers of clothing, no bikini girls here any more guys, very sad.
Back to the room and the heat isn't on even though its the middle of winter and lunch time I got the impression that I was the first customer of the day, no other cars in the lot out front which would never happen in the good old days.
So on to the massage, the masseuse still dressed as if she was going to be shoveling snow, she first covers me in like 3 towels from head to toe before started the massage taking one towel away as she applies cream to arms, torso and legs, very odd, but her message technique was ok it was half decent technique but one that I could get without traveling 100 miles for though! This whole time too, she's got the door to the room open, not wide open but enough that if someone else did in fact come in that would have been rather embarrasing.
On the flip she stares at me and nods, no words I guess that may break the 'new rules' so I'm not sure what is going to happen, at this point she shuts the door, turns down the lights to almost sheer blackness and I get in the end what was no more than a creamy tug job, I couldn't believe it no roaming, at no point do I see any flesh, no anything, very bizarre, maybe they are just being super cautious or maybe they are no longer a FS AMP, either way I won't be back. I threw her 60 on top of house fee. On the way out the mamasan I recognize from the previous incarnation was there, I didn't even speak to her, I was so frustrated I just walked out, looking back now I should have told her about my disappointment but will do so here instead.
To sum up, if this is all there is that comes back in old Prov then astalavista baby, I won't be back even in my dreams, thank you very much.
[QUOTE=Worgent6; 1686192]They've been back for only a few days but I had a dream over the holiday weekend, even if it meant taking the long drive down I95 turned out to be a waste of time. As stated elsewhere there is no change to inside of the building, but this AMP is a just shell of itself in terms of services.
Only 1 girl in site, no lineup, and in my dream I mistook her for the mamasan she was that old, I was shocked when in the room she introduced herself as being the masseuse, yumiko (sp?) she called herself. So don't expect to see 7, Coco, or any other of the talented ladies of the past.
Well as I was inside the room already thought I'd TOFTT, I was asked for house fee, usual amount hasn't changed and also if I wanted TS, which of course I did.
TS was substandard, sponge with cleaning of some areas, but total avoidance others commenting 'that's not a women's job' WTF, not a good start, Also she was wearing enough clothes as if she were in a winter storm, had boots on in the shower and several layers of clothing, no bikini girls here any more guys, very sad.
Back to the room and the heat isn't on even though its the middle of winter and lunch time I got the impression that I was the first customer of the day, no other cars in the lot out front which would never happen in the good old days.
So on to the massage, the masseuse still dressed as if she was going to be shoveling snow, she first covers me in like 3 towels from head to toe before started the massage taking one towel away as she applies cream to arms, torso and legs, very odd, but her message technique was ok it was half decent technique but one that I could get without traveling 100 miles for though! This whole time too, she's got the door to the room open, not wide open but enough that if someone else did in fact come in that would have been rather embarrasing.
On the flip she stares at me and nods, no words I guess that may break the 'new rules' so I'm not sure what is going to happen, at this point she shuts the door, turns down the lights to almost sheer blackness and I get in the end what was no more than a creamy tug job, I couldn't believe it no roaming, at no point do I see any flesh, no anything, very bizarre, maybe they are just being super cautious or maybe they are no longer a FS AMP, either way I won't be back. I threw her 60 on top of house fee. On the way out the mamasan I recognize from the previous incarnation was there, I didn't even speak to her, I was so frustrated I just walked out, looking back now I should have told her about my disappointment but will do so here instead.
To sum up, if this is all there is that comes back in old Prov then astalavista baby, I won't be back even in my dreams, thank you very much.[/QUOTE]Great report, thanks! I was wondering what the deal was with the return of this place? I go by there a couple times a week and many times the parking lot is full. All with Mass plate cars. LOL Looks like many unhappy faces will be exiting! I have heard from a couple others that they are HJ only now, but who knows for sure, maybe if your a regular there is more available. But who wants to do that with a woman like you explained anyways?
[QUOTE=Worgent6; 1686192]They've been back for only a few days but I had a dream over the holiday weekend, even if it meant taking the long drive down I95 turned out to be a waste of time. As stated elsewhere there is no change to inside of the building, but this AMP is a just shell of itself in terms of services.
Only 1 girl in site, no lineup, and in my dream I mistook her for the mamasan she was that old, I was shocked when in the room she introduced herself as being the masseuse, yumiko (sp?) she called herself. So don't expect to see 7, Coco, or any other of the talented ladies of the past.
Well as I was inside the room already thought I'd TOFTT, I was asked for house fee, usual amount hasn't changed and also if I wanted TS, which of course I did.
TS was substandard, sponge with cleaning of some areas, but total avoidance others commenting 'that's not a women's job' WTF, not a good start, Also she was wearing enough clothes as if she were in a winter storm, had boots on in the shower and several layers of clothing, no bikini girls here any more guys, very sad.
Back to the room and the heat isn't on even though its the middle of winter and lunch time I got the impression that I was the first customer of the day, no other cars in the lot out front which would never happen in the good old days.
So on to the massage, the masseuse still dressed as if she was going to be shoveling snow, she first covers me in like 3 towels from head to toe before started the massage taking one towel away as she applies cream to arms, torso and legs, very odd, but her message technique was ok it was half decent technique but one that I could get without traveling 100 miles for though! This whole time too, she's got the door to the room open, not wide open but enough that if someone else did in fact come in that would have been rather embarrasing.
On the flip she stares at me and nods, no words I guess that may break the 'new rules' so I'm not sure what is going to happen, at this point she shuts the door, turns down the lights to almost sheer blackness and I get in the end what was no more than a creamy tug job, I couldn't believe it no roaming, at no point do I see any flesh, no anything, very bizarre, maybe they are just being super cautious or maybe they are no longer a FS AMP, either way I won't be back. I threw her 60 on top of house fee. On the way out the mamasan I recognize from the previous incarnation was there, I didn't even speak to her, I was so frustrated I just walked out, looking back now I should have told her about my disappointment but will do so here instead.
To sum up, if this is all there is that comes back in old Prov then astalavista baby, I won't be back even in my dreams, thank you very much.[/QUOTE]Come on guys, give them a chance. They have been shut down for a long time, too long, but did you really expect them to come back all of a sudden full force. Can't really blame them for getting their toes wet first. As far as the older women being there, the others are afraid to return and rightfully so. Be thankful they are trying to make a come back.
LOL. Looked at the ad for 417 Smithfield and saw that it said Pawtucket in the ad. Soooooo, set my GPS for that addy in Pawtucket. Guess there's also a 417 in Prov, never would have thought the same number on the same street.
[QUOTE=Srtmdc; 1685604]Swung by yesterday for a visit. Nice and clean. Staff was very pleasant. Sorry, I Didn't catch any names. Table shower. Sauna all standard with the right attention.
Massage: 7.
Looks: 8.
Body: 8.
Dressing: yoga pants.
Attentiveness: 10.
Cost: 6+4[/QUOTE]All standard would be. 6 plus 1. 4 something is missing.
[QUOTE=HappyDave;1686610]All standard would be. 6 plus 1. 4 something is missing.[/QUOTE]Based on Worgent's review that 417 appears to be HJ only, then the $60 + $40 = $100 makes perfect sense.
[QUOTE=Srtmdc;1685604]Cost: 6+4[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pw Herman;1686649]Based on Worgent's review that 417 appears to be HJ only, then the $60 + $40 = $100 makes perfect sense.[/QUOTE]Yes but place was FS so not all back to normal.
Isn't it highly possible Worgent didn't want FS?
[QUOTE=HappyDave;1686703]Yes but place was FS so not all back to normal.[/QUOTE]
Enjoyed another session at NMS last night after a few hours at CD. Didn't even bother with any of the CR offers, went straight down the the spa for a great time. No extras were available, I guess NMS really is legit, but despite that letdown I had a great sensual run from the same girl I saw last time. She remembered me and was far more comfortable and cuddly than last time. Very very touchy feely erotic and sexy. OTC only. Tried to adjust her top and met resistance. Still better than any lap dance and I was very happy in the end.
Saw a few of the other girls walking around when I left, they were young and pretty compared to the 40 something's up here in MA. It was a treat to have a reason to be in RI twice in one week, and I'm hoping the boss sends me back soon. Best thing is I expensed the miles.
[QUOTE=HappyDave;1686703]Yes but place was FS so not all back to normal.[/QUOTE]Give them a chance to ramp up, maybe they will, maybe they won't, we'll have to wait and see. You don't want them to get closed down as soon as they open up do ya?
[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1686881]Give them a chance to ramp up, maybe they will, maybe they won't, we'll have to wait and see. You don't want them to get closed down as soon as they open up do ya?[/QUOTE]My statement was more that one report had them "back up and running as they use to" got my hopes up of a little spinner doping her bikini on the floor and crawling on the table with me.
[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1686881]Give them a chance to ramp up, maybe they will, maybe they won't, we'll have to wait and see. You don't want them to get closed down as soon as they open up do ya?[/QUOTE]Well I gave them a chance, I'll leave it to others to take the next chance and report back. I by no means want to hurt their business & only hope that if more of us return that they get better and more younger ladies and become more like the times of old again.
[QUOTE=Pw Herman;1686649]Based on Worgent's review that 417 appears to be HJ only, then the $60 + $40 = $100 makes perfect sense.[/QUOTE]It certainly was that day for me, hopefully YMMV! I still felt like I couldn't just leave her 40 though.
[QUOTE=Bigben99;1686727]Isn't it highly possible Worgent didn't want FS?[/QUOTE]Anything is possible, but you'd be wrong in this case. In fact I recall a report last year saying his masseuse was quite upset at being asked only for HE so the times they have changed for sure.
[QUOTE=HappyDave;1686909]My statement was more that one report had them "back up and running as they use to" got my hopes up of a little spinner doping her bikini on the floor and crawling on the table with me.[/QUOTE]If you have a thing for boots and lots of layers of clothing then your hopes were rightly up. Hey hopefully as SmokeScreen said things get better with time, go try them out and let us all know. Girls at these places change all the time, so you might have better luck!
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So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!
Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.
I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.
Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.
Your kidding right? You show up after five days out in the woods, no shower, etc. And you expect a smile? They should have tossed your stinky ass out, LMAO!
[QUOTE=Katokay; 1687755]So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!
Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.
I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.
Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]
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What is amazing is that someone would admit this. Kudos to the AMP for the correct reaction.
[QUOTE=Bostsouth;1687772]Your kidding right? You show up after five days out in the woods, no shower, etc. And you expect a smile? They should have tossed your stinky ass out, LMAO![/QUOTE]
LOL she probably thought you were homeless. When we go we take showers before we leave and will get TS just so they have a chance to check out the goods.
[QUOTE=Katokay; 1687755]So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!
Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.
I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.
Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]
That story is so bizarre, it has to be a line of shit! Great imagination though!
[QUOTE=Katokay; 1687755]So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!
Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.
I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.
Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]I'm sure NMS employees will be glad you won't be repeating. I got to admit, I did get a good laugh out of your story though.
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Katokay, I couldn't stop laughing, damn near cried. Could just see them running around the place with your stinkies in a plastic bag not knowing what to do next. I am sure they are worried about the department of health shutting them down for a week after your unraveling. Glad I don't partake in this avenue of pleasure anymore. I would definitely want to know what table to skip if I did. Lets hope they did use more than a wet one to wipe down that table after you were dismissed. I am still laughing.
[QUOTE=Katokay; 1687755]So I went hunting with a few buddies for 5 days before trekking to nms. I figured what's better than a table shower and nice HE after spending 5 days with a bunch of guys and no women. Boy was I wrong!
Got to nms at about 10am, I bought a change of clothes because I went directly from camping to RI. Cute spinner let me in but not before her smile went upside down. Not sure why, I know I looked a little out of sorts being in the same clothes and not bathing for 5 days but what the hell, I'm paying and thought she could be friendlier.
I was brought to room paid my fee and started changing. Different girl came in and lookedat me and said in a tiny voice"oh no". She left immediately and I'm thinking WTF! Taller girl comes in and says "come come". I walk with the towl draped around me to table shower. I tried to explain I was coming from hunting but all she says "you no smell good". She said over and over. She starts table shower and it sounded as if she gagged when she got to my buttocks. She was holding her nose and trying to spray my ass with hose. The water was boiling hot and I jumped up. I was pissed and she just said"I get new girl". Now my third therapist comes into shower wearing long gloves and something on her nose. Table showerwas fine after that.
Got back to room and found my old clothes tied in a garbage bag tightly. Massage was kind of lame and he was only soso. I won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DrGolfer;1688095]Katokay, I couldn't stop laughing, damn near cried. Could just see them running around the place with your stinkies in a plastic bag not knowing what to do next. I am sure they are worried about the department of health shutting them down for a week after your unraveling. Glad I don't partake in this avenue of pleasure anymore. I would definitely want to know what table to skip if I did. Lets hope they did use more than a wet one to wipe down that table after you were dismissed. I am still laughing.[/QUOTE]Finally, an explanation as to the sections of a table and all of the towels and rugs I saw in the dumpster the other day when I visited, as well as the hazardous waste signs plastered all over them!
Looks like the papasan and the girls wasted no time in making NMS clean again after he left.
Good job, NMS!