Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rubenme2; 1186790]I agree and that is why I have not posted as much. Let me add a few more to your list.

I travel a lot for business so I have seen the scenic on a large scale. Every where it ismthe say. Too much talk, too much detail, all this leads to closed MPs.

1. Large MP scene in San Francisco GONE because of too much chatter on the net.

2. Two great places in LA (La Paz and another) GONE because of too much chatter.

3. A large number of MPs on the Ohio / Indiana border GONE because of too much chatter.

4. Spa 34 in the western suburbs GONE because of too much chatter.

How many tines does it have to happen before we learn. LE is very lazy and we are giving them the info they need.

On the other hand there are places of limited to zero chatter and those places are still open and many are never visited by LE. Those are the places that I visit and have set up a great repoire with the owners or mamasan so my visits are always good. That does limit my posts though. Better to post bad places and providers to avoid.

A story. Once I was traveling to a new area and went to their board to see where the action is. Every thing listed was about bad MPs but there was something else. A few posts every other page said go to this street or go here with the name and that was it. So after reading some pages I went to the street. Holy crap I could not believe the number of places there. 6-8 places all within walking distance and all advertising a good time. And I did have a good time. Lasted I PMed a few of th seniors and told them I had a great time and that all I needed to do was read the forums and all the info was right there.

SF, LA, Indiana, and others have learned from their mistakes and it's about time we did in the Chicago area as well. But maybe some of us have. That's why I don't post in ultra detail about places. I did see a post about one place. I PMed the noobie poster and said "See you found it. You found heaven. All roads and all your reading led you here. Ever notice how there are no posts about this place? Notice how they are not busted or hassled by LE? Be quite and you will enjoy this place for a very long time". He got the hint and has not posted about it again.

I now find that all I need is to know the name of the place to try. Maybe later the name a a specific girl but only via PM from one senior to another. How can noobies become seniors? First read at least 10-20 pages back. Go to the good places mentioned. If going to Jill Spa was good justbsay you had a good visit BUT if it has already been posted you don't have to post that. Post the names a bad places and girls you visited. Give details on why it was bad or how she tried to rip you off so there's can learn. Soon you will build up your own places to visit and the numbers to show it and share with other seniors. That's $0. 02 on that subject.

Ok I'm done but maybe one more thing. Maybe we need a thread where we give all the details but no names or locations. Maybe some hear just want to read a juicy story. They want to hear about the Asian provider who sticks her tongue deep in you ass and wants you to release in her mouth. Maybe about the happy 18 year old who loves older guys or the skinny blonde who loves to be rammed hard and will deep throat. [/QUOTE]I'll make this last point. Not only does LEO know what we post, so do many MP owners (I'm sure that many are fluent enough in English to browse the web. And therefore sites like these). If the owners want to portray themselves as legit, they'll go to the providers that have been named here and say,"you can't do these things anymore or you're fired!" We can't disregard this fact.

Still though, LEO is a bigger threat to our ATF providers than the MP owners (IMHO) , so the bottom line is this. Be careful about what we report and use the PM function as much as possible. Stay safe!

[QUOTE=SamaRy; 1187007]Crystal has been reviewed numerous times. . Its not about age, its about knowing how to play. And they are OLDER and the most you will get is a HS.

Much better available.[/QUOTE]I've been to many of the spots from Alice's in Greektown (and Chinatown) to Elegant to Senina to the one US Cellular Field and they just do things differently at Crystal. And you are right when you say older. That's putting it nicely. They look really old. They probably wouldn't get much business if they were in the city but since they are in the burbs they probably get some guys not thinking with the right head and they are able to take advantage of that (and I am not sure if they get that much business in the burbs). $70-80 just for an hour is the charge, it might be $75. The table shower is about 3 minutes, they sit you in a sauna for about 5 (all cramped conditions). And then you go into a room without a door, just a curtain that doesn't reach the floor. I think the women actually live in the back where the kitchen traditionally is. It is a strange place but most AMPs are.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito;1188786]I've been to many of the spots from Alice's in Greektown (and Chinatown) to Elegant to Senina to the one US Cellular Field and they just do things differently at Crystal. And you are right when you say older. That's putting it nicely. They look really old. They probably wouldn't get much business if they were in the city but since they are in the burbs they probably get some guys not thinking with the right head and they are able to take advantage of that (and I am not sure if they get that much business in the burbs). $70-80 just for an hour is the charge, it might be $75. The table shower is about 3 minutes, they sit you in a sauna for about 5 (all cramped conditions). And then you go into a room without a door, just a curtain that doesn't reach the floor. I think the women actually live in the back where the kitchen traditionally is. It is a strange place but most AMPs are.[/QUOTE]I don't know when you have been there last but the massage rooms definitely have doors. Its true the girls there aren't the best looking but as I said before, they'll do in a pinch. The only other place in the south suburban area for asian massage is Nabi in Lansing (I have not been there yet)

[QUOTE=Northside Jim;1187412]I was referring to B. D. On Lincoln.[/QUOTE]Its gone now.

I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even.

[QUOTE=Ladbom; 1189189]I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even. [/QUOTE]Try this: [url]http://www.stdtestingchicago.com/chicago-std-testing-centers[/url]

Hope that helps and good luck.

Might try Access Community Health Network on 1555 Howard St.

[QUOTE=Ladbom; 1189189]I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even. [/QUOTE]

Anyone have info on Mia. The one that posts with Yumi? She looks good. Please pm.

Sorry, I guess I should have been more discreet. But in reality, it is not too hard to become a senior around here & LE could easily fake a profile that looks authentic & become senior & use the pm's to mine for info. I don't know of any other way to exchange info. If anyone has advise or ideas I'd be happy to hear them. I'll miss B. D.

Zip, you've been a member since '03 & have 5 posts?? Seems like you like to use info but not share. If you have any info, feel free to pm.
[QUOTE=Zipper Ripper;1189105]Its gone now.[/QUOTE]

If you're having lower abdominal pain, don't worry about STDs. I can think of a whole RAFT of things that will cause that, and they are all worse than a case of the clap. Get thee to a hospital, dude.

[QUOTE=Ladbom; 1189189]I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Northside Jim; 1189912]Sorry, I guess I should have been more discreet. But in reality, it is not too hard to become a senior around here & LE could easily fake a profile that looks authentic & become senior & use the pm's to mine for info. I don't know of any other way to exchange info. If anyone has advise or ideas I'd be happy to hear them. I'll miss B. D.

Zip, you've been a member since '03 & have 5 posts? Seems like you like to use info but not share. If you have any info, feel free to pm. [/QUOTE]Jim I haven't even been to B&D yet and now there gorn. By the way good luck.)

Has anyone tryed Coppers latley looks like a new crew, First timers . 50 I was there last month.

[QUOTE=Northside Jim; 1189912]Sorry, I guess I should have been more discreet. But in reality, it is not too hard to become a senior around here & LE could easily fake a profile that looks authentic & become senior & use the pm's to mine for info. I don't know of any other way to exchange info. If anyone has advise or ideas I'd be happy to hear them. I'll miss B. D.

Zip, you've been a member since '03 & have 5 posts? Seems like you like to use info but not share. If you have any info, feel free to pm. [/QUOTE]This is the message I got:

"The following errors occurred with your submission.

Northside Jim has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space"

Not gone. Went by there & saw sign in the window that said on vacation until the 21st. Maybe a visit to China? Guess we'll see on the 21st.

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1190347]Jim I haven't even been to B&D yet and now there gorn. By the way good luck.)

Has anyone tryed Coppers latley looks like a new crew, First timers. 50 I was there last month. [/QUOTE]

Hello, Everyone,

I am getting a little confused as to what info is good to share these days, so I will just say the following: Although I doubt any mongers here would do such a thing, please stop calling Paradise and asking what extras they offer. As per Lilly, they only do "massage". Also, don't be shy regarding the setup. Sure you may have to walk past some black or Asian clientele, but just smile and say,"Hello." Who knows you might get lucky with them! If any of you need help in getting VIP service while keeping your mouth shut, feel free to send me a message.

In hopes of not wasting too much of your time: As far as service they are 8 or 9, as far as looks they fall to a 4 or 5. If you are looking for great service and hot women, it would be best for you to look somewhere else.

AmonRa

[QUOTE=Ladbom; 1189189]I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even. [/QUOTE]This could be related to a hernia. The pains can come and go for a while, but can get much worse. It is due to a twisted intestine. Believe me, it should be checked out. If the intestine breaks, it will bring peritonitis. That's what killed Houdini in 1926.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89;1190418]This could be related to a hernia. The pains can come and go for a while, but can get much worse. It is due to a twisted intestine. Believe me, it should be checked out. If the intestine breaks, it will bring peritonitis. That's what killed Houdini in 1926.[/QUOTE]Why would you suggest a hernia? Pain in the lower abdomen can be any number of things, from no big deal (an upset stomach, food poisoning, gas, etc.) to more serious (irritable bowl, appendicitis, yes hernia, etc.) , and a hundred more in between. Any time you have stomach pain that lasts for more than a couple days, you should get it checked out.

Coming to Chicago this weekend, staying in Deerfield. Looking for recommendations for a good massage, extra's are a bonus, located close by. Not familiar with Chicago so I don't want drive all over. Hoping to find someone within 10 miles or so. You can PM me if you don't wish to post on here.

Thanks in advance!

Went to harvest a couple of weeks ago. Seen may or something like that. She was great. I have not been there in a very long time. I only go to a few AMP now of days. Harvest always been one my favs. High 5 for this place.

I also seen my all time favs Yumi. She is still considered the best non escort Massage provider in my books. Her attitude and personality is the best. She is just like one of the girls in your circle of friends. Great massage, paid for hr ended up 2hrs. Just wanted to share some of my recent experience with all of you. I really Don't get a chance to get a massage anymore. So, when I do, I am very picky.

Be safe out there

[QUOTE=AmonRa;1190417]Although I doubt any mongers here would do such a thing, please stop calling Paradise and asking what extras they offer. As per Lilly, they only do "massage". AmonRa[/QUOTE]Lilly lamented the same to me and these calls only send off vibes that they are from LE. Not good for business weather it is legit or otherwise as all it will do is feed into the Big Brother paranoia. If you would like a bit of contrast just walk across the street and ask for the menu at Aniko then you will see why one place is getting harassed out of business ant the other will be 'protected'. Hey LE. We are watching.

Hi Guys,

I've been following the forum for a while now but I just joined. I've heard so much about Yumi so I'd like more info (details are appreciated)

I am also interested in Vnessa and Jen from Amazing touch. They both look hot. Any experiences with any of them? Does a four-hand massage with them seem like a good idea?

PMs are appreciated!

I decided to leave work early and called a Desplaines AA. I have visited quite a few AA in the last few months and this one seemed to be a good idea since it was on the way home. Standard 2 call system, but the woman is hard to understand, so it took me awhile to get there. Her name is Jenny. 29years old. 5'2', thin, with be's. VERY good oral skills. She was very accommodating with all my requests. Said business was slow. $.6 &.2 tip. Well worth the time. I don't remember seeing the ad before on BP.

I am new to this but wanted to share some leads on my experiences that are still up to date. Looking to trade details and names also but strictly pm. I've been reading forum for a while and don't mind sharing, but seems as if the leads dry up once posted public. PM me and lets chat.

[QUOTE=Mercedes100;1191757]I decided to leave work early and called a Desplaines AA. I have visited quite a few AA in the last few months and this one seemed to be a good idea since it was on the way home. Standard 2 call system, but the woman is hard to understand, so it took me awhile to get there. Her name is Jenny. 29years old. 5'2', thin, with be's. VERY good oral skills. She was very accommodating with all my requests. Said business was slow. $.6 &.2 tip. Well worth the time. I don't remember seeing the ad before on BP.[/QUOTE]Could you please provide a link?

[QUOTE=JohnnieBlue;1191780]I am new to this but wanted to share some leads on my experiences that are still up to date. Looking to trade details and names also but strictly pm. I've been reading forum for a while and don't mind sharing, but seems as if the leads dry up once posted public. PM me and lets chat.[/QUOTE]You don't happen to wear a blue uniform, do you?

Place is totally empty. Another one bites the dust.

Any recommendations there? I know it's a legit massage with some teasing but who's the hottest girl there? PMs are welcome.

Thanks

I was just there today. It is the same curtains they have always had. I'm not quite sure why I keep going back. Oh, I used a 10 off coupon from the southtown. The Bebe chick really doesn't not give a very good massage and always trys to short the time by 10 to 15. But the basics are ok. I don't mind the older therapist myself and I don't call myself Magooski for nothing. I'm blessed with being darn near blind without the glasses, so they don't look so bad! A pretty girl would be mostly wasted on me, so for the money, WTF.

The basics are the only services. I did have a 1 hit wonder about 4 years ago for a toot on the horn. She was older and new, not Johnny. She was gone the next time I went back and I ain't seen her since then. I think DD is onto something. I guess the older chicks don't trust the younger good looking guys!

[QUOTE=SlickPoetry;1188936]I don't know when you have been there last but the massage rooms definitely have doors. Its true the girls there aren't the best looking but as I said before, they'll do in a pinch. The only other place in the south suburban area for asian massage is Nabi in Lansing (I have not been there yet)[/QUOTE]

Ok, Davidonecall I'm going to follow your lead and post a little more. Yesterday I took a road trip to see the infamous miki in michgan at Hawaii spa. After reading about her for more than half a year I had to see her since she was a lot closer than Warren Ohio. She was Lisa the and she was the queen. Anyhow she was my best experience other than Eva in Morris at spa 7. If you really want more details see my warren post. Basically she did everything, htuma multiple times, deep throat so many time I was numb (no cover). DATY, missionary, k9, and then the grand finale of me kneeling and jaking a load on her tongue just like the movies. Guys save her hard earned cash and take a trip to Michigan or somewhere like this. Oh yeah I also got a complete body slide nude table shower with htuma. Awesome.

If you want info on a new hot provider that is a solid 10. PM me but I will only share with senior members because I won't let this one get burned out like others and want to keep it as secret as possible.

Must share a Euro or Asian provider or have sum info of value to exchange because my info is HOT.

[QUOTE=Slim;1192051]You don't happen to wear a blue uniform, do you?[/QUOTE]Nope do not where the blue or start with an L. I have couple spots I've been for sometime and it's never really been brought up on this forum, nor do I want to expose the my connections to be closed. PM me and I can provide names and location of the good ones, call it a trade on the spots.

Been to couple locations but always stick with one spot. Kiki, Judy (on vacation) , and last was Lucy. They have to know you but usually 50 does it HE but have been better with others. PM me, looking for other MP not just CMP.

Very curious about Yumi and wouldn't mind to visit. Called # and nobody answered or called back from BP listing. Her pic is smoking although I heard some negative rumors.

The best experience was at a RS but costs you $$$$ for bottles, tips. Better than going out to the clubs and spending more for nothing.

[QUOTE=Magooski; 1192177]I was just there today. It is the same curtains they have always had. I'm not quite sure why I keep going back. Oh, I used a 10 off coupon from the southtown. The Bebe chick really doesn't not give a very good massage and always trys to short the time by 10 to 15. But the basics are ok. I don't mind the older therapist myself and I don't call myself Magooski for nothing. I'm blessed with being darn near blind without the glasses, so they don't look so bad! A pretty girl would be mostly wasted on me, so for the money, WTF.

The basics are the only services. I did have a 1 hit wonder about 4 years ago for a toot on the horn. She was older and new, not Johnny. She was gone the next time I went back and I ain't seen her since then. I think DD is onto something. I guess the older chicks don't trust the younger good looking guys![/QUOTE]You know what, you're right about the doors there. I don't know what I was thinking.

[QUOTE=SlickPoetry;1192487]You know what, you're right about the doors there. I don't know what I was thinking.[/QUOTE]Short but sweet, Right about the doors where? Help

[QUOTE=Barney;1192110]Place is totally empty. Another one bites the dust.[/QUOTE]Alice's Spa right around the corner on Wentworth.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1192597]Short but sweet, Right about the doors where? Help[/QUOTE]We were talking about Crystal Spa in Matteson. It had been so long since I'd been there I thought they had doors on the massage rooms, but I misremembered. They have curtains.

Just wanted to post on 2 AMPs I recently visited (it's really 3, but one was in Norridge so you can look at that thread) :

Hong Kong Spa: saw an ad in a singles' mag so I thought I'd give it a try. Place is clean and comfortable, MT (name was Belle) was very good with the massage (she told me she'd gone to massage school for a couple of years). She was very nice and we talked a lot about Mother's Day and Chinese culture. She even said she'd be willing to teach me how to speak Chinese! Maybe I will take up Belle's offer because she's a really nice person besides being an excellent MT.

The one downer was that they tried to do a MT switch on the flip; another MT was going to do extras but I passed 'cause I didn't want anything else besides the massage, plus the 2nd girl was fat and ugly. Not a turn-on in my book. .6 door fee (1 hour) and left. 2 tip for total of. 8. Will repeat and recommend to others.

Ancient: next night went to Ancient (2 blks east of Hong Kong on Archer). Had heard good reviews so thought I'd give it a shot. Mamasan (youngish-looking and sexily dressed in tight jeans and tall boots) greeted me and also was the one to massage me. .6 for 1 hour, groped her a couple of times but no extras hinted. Massage itself was OK, not as good as HK. Really couldn't understand MT's name; heavily accented Chinese. May give this another shot because I do believe there's potential here.

Gentlemen,

The last week I visited an oldie but a goodie and tried a new LMP (at least for me). For the record, the oldie but a goodie is that for a reason. Seniors should all know this one, but PM for dets.

Now the next one was a NEW Latina who asked me to post a review because she would like more clients. Now this crazy broad is expensive, but I have to tell you, God Damn she is HOT! And dirty. What I thought was just a massage turned out to be a PSE Massage experience. All I can say is she had junk in trunk and top to match. But with the filthy stuff coming out of her mouth combined with the fact that I got to bust all over her tits and face I didn't mind the 1. 6 that it cost me. There was also a body slide involved, in fact there wasn't a place that she didn't put her tits. So seniors PM for dets. BTW the massage sucked, but so what.

Gentlemen,

Due to the overwhelming volume of PM's I have received from the last report, it will take me a bit to get around to all of you who have written. But I will tell you that anyone who shares something in a PM will be answered first and those who are just requesting information without a track record, will go last. Ok, now back to the reviews.

Here is an avoid not nearly worth the 200 she charges so massage: 3 looks:3 finish: 3.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-have-a-unique-touch-let-me-demonstrate-26/7903663[/url]

Hi Guys,

Any recommendations in Sunkiss Spa? I know no extras are offered but I'm just looking for a pretty therapist with some teasing. PMs are welcome.

Thanks

Was in the area and had the itch and decide not to enjoy the good old xindys but instead this new spa, I've passed before plenty of parking up front rang bell got in was greeted by short decent looking girl wearing spandex shorts and a sports bra I'd say about an 6 in looks paid got the hr paid $60 got to the room undressed good massage worked the shoulders hard and neck so got money's worth covered the whole time although some brushing against towel fell on the flip but she replaced it quickly. Other than that no hint of extras this place seems legit or maybe I struck out will repeat, massage was good and girl was a looker with a great ass even got a hug on the way out. Will be back cause massage was good.