Orlando is DoucheBag City 2017
Orlando continues to be the absolute worst city for mongering. Paradise Trail has easily become the most popular red light district in this douche bag city. Mongers flock to Paradise Trail from all across the world. Problem is that certain retarded mongers are continuing to fall in love with hookers, and causing major problems for the REAL MONGERS in this city. Many many hookers are very familiar with this great forum. Many of them read this site religiously every single day.
They see how certain captain's are falling in love with working girls and they laugh their ass off and make fun of these foolish captain mongers. Certain captain's have even left their wives with the intent of being with their new hooker LOVE. Who without fail will indeed take these foolish mongers for everything they have AND still be sucking another man's cock on the side. The captain's are out of control in this city!
Certain foolish mongers even on this great forum write that their DREAM in life would be to take an Orlando hooker to Paris or the Bahamas to spend a dream weekend with the hooker of their dreams. Who in their RIGHT mind would do such an retarded ass thing? Certain OLD senior member's on this forum who obviously don't get the fuck outside much, have repeatedly made fool's of themselves by making ass backwards comments. Paris has millions of beautiful young women, yet they want to take Orlando hookers with them on a plane. This behavior is embarrassing for the REAL MONGERS in this city.
What's next? Will someone say they want to take Baby Jamie on a 14 day Caribbean cruise? LOL!
C5.
Reading comprehension sport.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3220938]You get back supposedly from Paris and yet you find the time for C5 here in the ole RAT TRAP. You're pathetic and an obvious liar! You claim that you're dream is too take dirty, smelly, body looks like an boy, ALTAMONT JENN, to Paris with you for a weekend! Lmfao! You posted such in the 3 favorite girls thread. You AND that cocksucker C3 BOTH said you wanted to take a dirty Orlando Florida escort to fucking Paris!
Forget about the millions of beautiful young woman in Paris! Let's take Jenn! Lmao!
I'm tearing you're sorry lying ass apart here in the TRAP! You're beginning to bore me you lying sack of shit. All of a sudden you just so happens to just have came back from Paris! Smh.
Beitch you're version of Paris is PARADISE TRAIL! That's the closet you'll get to Paris. So asshole, still you're dream to take smelly pussy Jenn to Paris for a weekend? Lmfao!
C5.[/QUOTE]Go back and read what I wrote in the thread about this. And I am honored that you are trying to broaden your horizons by seeing what others you look up to are doing. I think it is futile but I will try to educate you.
I have not committed to nor proposed taking any of these chicks to these places. I prefer to travel with buds, alone, or when appropriate a serious girlfriend. It was just a hypothetical question with Camera. I liked his responses and who he would take. But, it is all hypothetical and not any kind of commitment.
Oh, and to be honest, I knew you were trolling Jenn so a few months ago I baited you with my post about Jenn being worthy of taking on trips. You are so fucking stupid, you have been trying to get my attention over this ever since. I am happy I wasted your time, but I want to keep this short, not your long windy responses.
Jenn was not Paris but I understand you are a short bus kind of child. So, I will talk slow to you and be patient.
We are different and every time you leave the troll, the ladies demonstrate that by ignoring your ugly fat ass.
That is where we are very different. You are a phoney jealous little drug runner wannabe. Yes, Paris was real, if you wish to wager in the thousands, put up or shut up pussy. The trip also included Amsterdam and Aachen. You ever hear of red light districts?
I will be gone a few days, will check back later and see how you are.
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
[QUOTE=Jeepmaniac;3221328]Is it not amazing how some of these posters really believe their own bullshit?. Trust that I am probably just one of 100 or (1000) lurkers watching from the sidelines in amazement. Anybody with the bread to fly to Paris and Amsterdam for the fucking weekend most probably wouldn't even be on a blog like this. Proof enuf![/QUOTE]So, to date, six posts, two in Daytona with no Intel and four in the Trap, total ignorant bullshit. Even C5, who is totally full of shit, has earned a right to spew his miserable perverted opinion because he does provide some Intel. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
But who the fuck are you? So far, you seem to just be another fat dude living in his grandmother's basement suffering from micro penis. So far, you have not demonstrated any reason for using up valuable food, water and air.
So, either write a dozen or so reviews to prove your worth or fuck the hell off, shithead.
C3.
You're Such a Piece of Pure Dog Shit Asshole!
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;3221775]BTW, I liked your idea of trying to bring that hottie and her friend over from Prague, dude she is hot, would love to sample that.
Have fun in Philly. The upcoming Paris / Bordeaux trip is going to be epic. I have a couple other Chateau suggestions 4 you we can discuss.
And while in Paris you need to check out this restuarant. Seb'on in Paris is the shit, 8 tables, only 1 chef and 1 waiter. Insanely respected.
Or if you feel like Japanese fusion then, Sola. And message my buddy Alex in Bordeaux on the local flare. I'm sure he'll have some good suggestions.
Damn, I am so jealous I miss France. My Ex is actually from Nice, another singer like Jen you met that time with me, go figure, lol.
Hey, I liked the bring a chick idea on your travels. Most these girls are Bi so they will easily reel in other chicks for you! Brilliant. I used to do this at the strip clubs. I'd bring a hottie and just sit back and observe.
The chicks were magnets. Loved that they did all the dirty work for me. Lots of fond (ling) mammaries, I mean memories.
PG.[/QUOTE]Leave it to the faggot PG to come into the TRAP and spread even more lies! PG is so high class that he still frequents strip clubs! How do you find the time between your doctor and lawyer friends pal? Did you purchase you're multi million dollar home yet buddy? You're so wealthy with high powerful friends, one wonders how you make the time for us low life, miserable, little criminals in the RAT TRAP?
Asshole!
C5.
Got to side with C3 here.
[QUOTE=Camera3;3221722]So, to date, six posts, two in Daytona with no Intel and four in the Trap, total ignorant bullshit. Even C5, who is totally full of shit, has earned a right to spew his miserable perverted opinion because he does provide some Intel. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
But who the fuck are you? So far, you seem to just be another fat dude living in his grandmother's basement suffering from micro penis. So far, you have not demonstrated any reason for using up valuable food, water and air.
So, either write a dozen or so reviews to prove your worth or fuck the hell off, shithead.
C3.[/QUOTE]Jeepmaniac you need to shut the fuck up and pay your dues before throwing down here in the Rat Trap. ! You and all the other thousands of "lurkers" have zero credibility without EARNING the monger stripes by posting REVIEWS of actual true experiences with service providers. We look forward to your first review, even if its from Daytona!
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Did Alabama win last night? Does a bear prepare his taxes in the woods?
Did Alabama win last night? Does a bear prepare his taxes in the woods?
Awe, that's right, Alabamy lost. I say: "Roll Turd, Roll"!
Clemson done stuck it up Alabama's ass, and broke it [B]OFF[/B], in a classic movie-script win!
Heard the stunned Alabama locker room was "like a death in the family", after a Clemson comeback for the ages!
So much for an Alabama dynasty. Saban lost his mojo, and Alabama just has no swagger!
L-M-F-[B]A[/B]- O-!
No discussion on BP censorship?
Did anyone check BP today? ALL of their "adult" categories are shut down, "censored" by the USA Government. I imagine there will be a lot of unemployed service providers who depended on BP for their livelihood. I also imagine that this site will be able to pick up a bunch of that business? BP was making huuuge millions off their adult listings and presto its gone! Ouch.
Another Piece of Pure Dog Shit!!
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;3224916]Just look at who posts before and after Jeepmaniac and see how they respond to one another, just another of cheap5's handles, like trail hunter, one handle says something and the other kisses his ass. Clown masters all. --VS.[/QUOTE]You think every handle on here is C5 asshole! Fuck off beitch!
C5.
