Streetwalker Reports

I will admit that I was a little stunned by the complete character assassination I have sufferd at the hands of the board's #1 collossal douchebag so I decided to wait until a good night's sleep and a clear head to reply. I also admit that I have some issues in this life, none of which include the following:

A. I don't lick anybody's jizz from any Ho's tits, including my own.

B. I don't have a cottage cheese fetish.

C. I don't, nor will I ever muff dive any Ho at anytime for any reason.

D. I am not a crackhead and have never posted anything about spending a grand on it.

An issue that I do have and will freely admit to is that I crush maggots regularly. I can't help myself, I see one and squish, adios. While thinking this through, which the douchebag obviously didn't do, I figured out what the key problem maybe here. While I am not 100% sure on this, me thinks that maybe I detect a bit of survivor's guilt here from a scared little Altar Boy who's Parish Pastor demanded "extra" duties from his God fearing young men. Or maybe the obsessive need for attention stems from Mommy's being dried up and no longer needing her "special little man" to perform those duties that only "sweet little Rosco" knows how. Thus the KY thing, I'm just sayin'.

Although I am not Jewish, I have some good friends who are and as far as I know none of them are terrorists. I myself, am a recovering Mormon with Jehovah's Witness tendencies, but that's just me you know? Since this has gotten personal I thought I would throw you a couple of links that you may find helpful:

[url]http://www.snapnetwork.org/[/url]

[url]http://www.kalimunro.com/article_mother_son_sexual_abuse.html[/url]

I tend to concentrate on the streetwalkers and staying one step ahead of Johnny J. Law while I am trolling the beautiful streets of our beloved Southside. To each his own but instead of admiring the "churches and shit" maybe ole homeboy best keep an eye on the rearview mirror and maybe the other over his narrow little shoulder, just in case. We wouldn't want anything bad to happen to our favorite BS poster while out on the mean streets. I am more than willing to go back "on topic" here, so my advise is to crawl back under your bootheel rock and leave the posting to the more seasoned professional mongers. Maybe, just maybe, we will all forget about all this one young lady and this other young lady who knows this other lady BS and get back to to some shit that makes a little sense.

Sorry for the rant my brothers, but I gots to do what I gots to do because "what we have here is a failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach. So we get what we had here last week. Well he wants it, so he gets it. I don't like this anymore than you do". Can someone please post a real report on a real Ho with some real info so we can all move on? Thank you very much for your time and I am out.

Lay low,

Bill

Hey Blkbbc I love you pictures, but they all look alike, Looks like a Two hole golf coures with no mounds.

I'm just saying, LOL, Just messing with ya, don't take offense.

Take care, Smurfit

Morning Fellow Mongers and Mongettes.

By the way if any of you are Mongettes, PM me. LOL.

I dreamt I decided to take a stroll on the SS Thursday around lunchtime and noticed the menu was quite different.

Saw two or three slobby looking ho's and a skullfaced ho being harassed by uncle Leo so I decided to turn my radar detector on. It has saved me in the past.

I saw a middle aged ho with short red spiky hair and a black miniskirt and top strutting her stuff but decided to pass at least until after hitting the ATM. You never want to take one of these bitches to the drive through ATM. They'll harass you for more $$$$. That's a lesson I only need to learn once.

So I drove to the conoco on Davis and B-way, got some cash, broke a twenty for a soda and power bar and proceeds to head north on B-way when I saw this cute little blonde. I immediately said to myself,"etheropin valerie, etheropian valerie"! I'd heard about her many times on this board but never actually met her. She looked cute walking down the street and at first thought she might not be a ho. Finally got her in the car and did the cop check thing. That girl is a nervous wreck.

We tried to find a safe spot and I asked her if she knew any. She wanted to park in font of houses with people and construction sites and shit. They're just perverts, she said. I said fuck that we'll do it driving and you'll like it. So we drove for about 10-15 minutes, BBJCIMwspit. She started screaming about how we were to far and she wanted to go back and started freaking out and shit.

Good thing I remembered what a brother on this board said."Remember, you are in control. Not her". I told her she needed to shut the fuck up and calm down or I'd be dropping her ass off right where we were. She calmed down and I dropped her off at the liquor store on Davis and Lemay Ferry. $30 bucks, good head, no digits and a freaky time. Not sure I'd repeat.

Mookie

[QUOTE=So Ill Bill; 1163023]I am not a crackhead and have never posted anything about spending a grand on it.

[/QUOTE][b]Fellas, I don't have anything more to say about this. It begins to tire me. Let's stick to the ladies, and only the ladies. We're all human beings, after all. We shouldn't fight, but embrace each other as fellow human beings. I will just end by saying that I did not assassinate Bill's character, as he claims.

Bill, you wrote this in March of '09:[/b]

[quote=So Ill Bill]"I decide to make another attempt down Penn and find strawberry blonde Mary from previuos posts, she gets in, doesn't remember me and is acting a little wierd. I notice a huge cankor on her mouth and decide to bail. [b][u]I asked her if she can get $500 worth of crack and she gets really wierd, so I tell her that's what we did the last time.[/u][/b] She says it must have been her sister, who is younger, shorter, but looks just like her and uses her name. Then she actually asks to use my phone to hook me up. I tell her sorry I have a change of heart and sorry for bothering her and take her back where I got her."[/quote][b]
Here's a link to your full report:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4244-Streetwalker-Reports&p=787634&highlight=crack#post787634[/url]

I wish you and KnuckleBuck luck in life. I have nothing but positive love for ya's. My part of this argument is over.
- Rosco [/b]

This mofo has lost his mind. Any fucking idiot can tell by reading that post that I was just using the "get me some crack" thing as a way of getting rid of the Ho and to find out how much she would lie to me. I guess if you're delusional and all fucked from STD's and what not, that maybe you wouldn't be able to grasp the concept.

You did fuck with me, my character and my friends, but if you are willing stop so am I. Mention me again and we got a real prob though, trust. Never forget that the Ho's still love my fat ass and will spill the beans on most anything for the right price. I probably can't refrain from responding to non-sensical bullshit posts though, I'm just sayin.

Anyway, I got a JDL meeting to go to with my homies (ie; thugs). Thanks for the posts my brothers, cause at the end of the day most of us on here know what's what and who the pretenders are. Dodge them snow flakes boys, keep it between the lines and as always;

Lay low,

Bill

After receiving a call from NO Ashley awhile back telling me she had anew number I decided to give her a call last weekend. Last year I saw Ashley several times and was always happy with the service. She was actually the 1st SW I ever picked up. Our usual is back to my place for 90min for 100. I picked her and she has put on a little weight since last I saw her which looks good on her. Once we get to my place we start out in mish to doggie for 1st pop. She asked if she can choose the position for 2nd round and I agree. 2nd pop in spoon. After that I ask for a massge and does her usual good job.

Last week I also decided to tke a drive on I think it was Tuesday. After about 30 min of driving and pssing up on Brianna, she has ripped me off before, I see a WSW on broadway ner meremac. I pull up and she hops on in. She says her name is Tango Rea and we do the cop check. I agree to. 25 for BBBJ. She does a decent job and I did get didgits although she said she is going away for awhile after this week so I don't know if they will do me any good.

Later that same day after a little time on the casino I go out again and run into Vicky / Victoria I forget which she goes by. I have seen her before and we agreed to. 25 for BBBJ although she says she usually gets. 30. She gives a good BBBJ. I got her didgits as well plan on trying out FS next time.

Interesting, I also recently dreamed of the Ethiopian, for a first time.

I was sitting at one of South Broadway's pubs, when a blonde-haired sprite power-walked by. When I finished my round and caught up to her, she'd scooted about six-blocks down the road and didn't look nary left or right as she did. Turning around, I finally made eye contact, she popped in and told me her name: Valerie. Very happy moment! We drove just a bit, if only out of curiosity for conversation. Yeah, she's a bit wired tight, but I found her easy to deal with, generally. She volunteered that she only needed a Jackson, let hands roam free and even said a tip wasn't necessary. I couldn't believe my ears on that one, but it's the solid truth. After mission was completed, we went up the block to what she said was her flop and that was that. Easy enough, all the way around. No digits, she said, but now that I know how to spot her, I hope to dream this dream again.

O314

It started Thursday evening with a drive around the SS, picked up a BSW at Broadway & Bates, For a Jackson she BBBJWS, don't remember her name but nice BJ. Friday evening I returned to the same area, didn't see much so I headed over Bates to Grand, Saw what appeared to be a cute dark haired WSW, circled around she came up a side street and got in. At closer inspection she wasn't as good looking close up but we continued. She said her name is Angie, for. 2 she would BBBJWS, I agreed and she started. Every few minutes she would stop and ask "Are you done yet?" I got tired of hearing her and gave her the Jackson to get out. Would not repeat. I drove around a little more, picked up a blonde WSW, said her name was Candy and had a great time. She did not rush and did a great job. Would repeat. Got digits to see again! Sunday night drove the SS and picked up a stocky WSW, said her name was Michelle, Jackson would do it. Nice tits, Bad BJ (I never thought I would say any BJ was bad. Would not repeat.

Another day, another.

Always really liked her. What ever became of her? Did someone tell me she was given a state assignment? Thats been awhile. She must have been very bad.

Thanks.

Early this morn, got the urge so I called missy / sherry or whatever her name is. LOL. Told her that I was a little backed up and did she want a quick visit for a Jackson, she agreed, went to her place on the ss called her, she came down and took me up. As always 15-20 mins I'm twenty less and she is happy also, as always very good bbbjtcw swallow, as a matter of fact, she was the very 1st SW I ever picked up, and this is only my 2nd time seeing her, she was good and reliable then and still is, showed good gratitude for all the "friends" I sent her way, told her it should have been free this time then, but oh well, she said maybe next time, when rent is not due. LOL. Anyay, she also wanted me to give a thank you to the many guys she have seen and said thanks for being friendly, so far she said about 10-12 guys have seen her thru me. Thats what this board is all about, so continue to enjoy, I do have pics but will not post them, trying to learn to keep my private parts private. Stay safe and make a phone call. Blk

[QUOTE=Observer314; 1164089]Interesting, I also recently dreamed of the Ethiopian, for a first time.

I was sitting at one of South Broadway's pubs, when a blonde-haired sprite power-walked by. When I finished my round and caught up to her, she'd scooted about six-blocks down the road and didn't look nary left or right as she did. Turning around, I finally made eye contact, she popped in and told me her name: Valerie. Very happy moment! We drove just a bit, if only out of curiosity for conversation. Yeah, she's a bit wired tight, but I found her easy to deal with, generally. She volunteered that she only needed a Jackson, let hands roam free and even said a tip wasn't necessary. I couldn't believe my ears on that one, but it's the solid truth. After mission was completed, we went up the block to what she said was her flop and that was that. Easy enough, all the way around. No digits, she said, but now that I know how to spot her, I hope to dream this dream again.

O314[/QUOTE]O, I've never had trouble with her either, but many have. Once she even cracked me up by saying "lets drink some bud light and play cards after we date" (uh, thanks but no). Funny little tramp, real cute too. I don't have to tell a vet like you to watch it with her. But to all others: careful boys, she's a live one, has ripped off quite a few guys. She's even pulled the old scam of getting things started, then a guy busts in with the "what he hell is going on here."

Went for a drive Monday afternoon, down Grand to Bates to Broadway, then over to Penn. Made a few passes and only saw a few SW's out, but none that I would want to pick up. Heading south on Broadway, I spied a cute ass walking down a side street towards Penn, made a couple passes to make sure no LEO around. Passed her again on Broadway and turn down a side street and she walked up. As I asked her if she needed a ride I regconize her and it was Amanda. I have met Amanda 3 times previously and have always left happy. She gives a great BJ and follows direction. She asked if I wanted to go to her place, something I usually do not do, but since I had seen her a few times I decided to go. Before we get there she apologizes about her place. We walk in and it was not as bad as she had made it out to be. We discuss business and then she goes to work. I asked her to swallow and she said that she didn't swallow but would catch and I was ok with that. Nice BJ, plays with the boys and no teeth scrape. I asked her to go as deep as she can and she takes me all the way down. Now, I am not that big, but most girls will gag a little, but not her. She had lifted her shirt up and let her girls out, so I was playing with them. They are a nice handful. When I was getting close to popping, I took her head and started guiding her up and down. She let me do what I wanted and then took my load in her mouth. Kept sucking and milking all of my cum out. Then off the the bathroom to spit. We talked a little bit and then I left. I will definately repeat with her. Anyone who wants to trade numbers PM me and we can talk.

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[QUOTE=Blkbbc; 1162230]Well, I met the girl I reported on in report 3138, met her 2nite (3/24/11) , had a good time, very nice girl, kinda shy. Can't really say she is a SW, but I did meet her on the streets (gas station) which is why I reported it here. No digits will be given out on her, she is def not into this hobby we enjoy, I just happen to get lucky with this one. Anyway, met her 2nite, got something to eat to take back to the notel with a six behind it. She gave me a relaxing massage for about 30 mins, then I jumped and the shower, got out, and I convince her to take a few pics, (that was like pulling teeth) , anyway, we went straight to business, after I got her naked, this was a bit tougher than it should have been. She knew why we were there, but felt a bit overwhelmed at what "we" were doing, very shy. No BJ, (at all) no prob, for me, I love to fuck more than BJ's anyway, and since I don't DATY anyway, I was cool. One thing I can say is for a young girl, whose age I got wrong last time, she will be 22 in 3wks, this girl can fuck, but mostly likes doggystyle, we did mish but short period, kinda whiny girl, LOL after 30 mins asked if I can finish, it was starting to hurt, condom kept getting dry, kept re-applying lube, hit her hard for a few mins more, took off the cover and sprayed shake on her ass, anyway, other than her being able to fuck good, and a nice body for a 21 year old, it was just a good experience, nothing to really brag about, oh and it took me a little longer to finish, because of a bit of a seafood odor in the room, so anyway, it was what it was. Nothing to brag on. Helped her pay a 47 phone bill, and she can keep the room for the night. I will respect her privacy and not post any body or face pics, but I think I can get away with these 3, I'm out.

Have fun, make a call and be safe.

Blk[/QUOTE]Damn. Looks like her ass has been had a few times. Wouldn't mind seeing if that was the case. Thanks for the pics tho. Real nice.

I had a little time wensday afternoon so I took a trip through the south side. I was going north on Grand almost to Chip. And I spot a WSW on the left side of the st. And I start looking for a street to turn around on and lucky for me traffic keep me from doing so and I went all the way to Chip and took a right and was going to go around the block and go back. Before I make it to the stop sign LE is up my butt so I keep going down chip. For about 12 blks and he finally pulls off. I think if I would have made the turn around he would have pulled me over. I have read guys on the board sugest having a reason for being in the area in case you do get stopped. On BW you can claim you are going to Casino I have nothing for Grand except play dumb and act lost and that might work 1 time but he catches you a second time good luck. Any sugestions I do have out of state tags.

Be safe dr440