Can't we just all get along?
[QUOTE=AdamP469;1772053]Of course nobody forced me to read your reports. My loss, I know, but when I see one of your posts that runs multiple paragraphes, I'm more than likely going to skip it.[/QUOTE]You need to look at the bigger picture. Any intel on a provider that is real is good intel and will help all of us in the long run. It has already been argued at great length who likes long detailed reports and who does not. Skip over it without reading, ignore user function are obvious responses. For the guys that like to read those reports it generates business for that girl. It almost serves as an advertisement for her. It could be enough of a push to get someone off their ass and go see her looking for a similar experience. That in turn generates more reviews on the girl. Those reviews will most likely be the type that you prefer to read because not many users write like PhatDATY (Why do some people call him Phat Daddy? It's PhatDayAtTheY. Not sure why that bothers me I don't even know the guy). So as part of the community you are indirectly benefiting from his posts. I'm just trying to give you another perspective to look at it from.
For all of you who like his posts and feel the need to "Reply with quote". Please don't quote the entire review. It takes up way to much space and if someone chose to use the ignore function to avoid those posts they can still see them if you quote. I recommend trimming the quote down to just your favorite part or whatever you find most important. It might even help the guys who don't want to read the whole post by giving them the cliff notes version.
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1772075]That's not why I think you're a fag.
[url]http://videosift.com/video/South-Park-The-difference-between-gays-and-fags[/url][/QUOTE]You know me too well. I drive a BMW and that's exactly what I do to people trying to make the left turn at the light.
[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1772590]I did not mean to start the flame war again about the penthouse reviews.
So, let's get back to that 'nick the dick' manscaping incident, which, unfortunately, is rather comical. I have heard that laser hair removal is relatively painless if you use the numbing gel, and you can become 'baby-smooth' after only 3 or 4 sessions.[/QUOTE]No need to apologize. Your efforts introduced a new member to "The Octagon". I kind of like this LexingtonLuther guy. He thinks before he posts and has some poignant opinions / points of view to add to the forum.
I'm glad to report my equipment has fully recovered from the nick and is in full operational condition once again. Somehow I get the feeling if I went to a laser hair removal place and asked them about a cock and balls treatment they would show me the door. I got a PM informing me about this little jewel:
[url]http://www.usa.philips.com/c/body-groomers/bodygroom-premium-bg2040_34/prd/en/[/url]
Has good reviews on various sites and looks like it's well built. I'll let you know how it works on my next grooming session.
[QUOTE=AdamP469;1772592]Yes, when I've posted opinions, I generally keep them in the in the Rants, Raves, and Opinions thread, where they belong. Sorry if I haven't 'paid my dues, ' enough, and you think I shouldn't have any opinions about hobbying yet. I'll give into the peer pressure and keep my opinions to myself from now on.[/QUOTE]Don't be like that man. If you post in the rants and raves section you have to expect to take some lumps. If you are giving your opinion on something whether you are a senior or regular doesn't mean shit. The fact of the matter is if your an asshole when your a regular member just keep posting and you can be an asshole as a senior member. If your cool as a regular member you will probably be a cool senior. For most users the only thing being a senior member counts for is giving specific intel over a pm or if we should take your report on a provider with a grain of salt. It's a trust thing nothing else. Some seniors will use it as a bulling tool but if they do you probably shouldn't engage them anyway.
Before A2 made this section "The Octagon" I never read it. It was just a place for people to come ***** about stuff. I don't like listening to people ***** so I thought of it as a SPAM filter. There is still bitching here but its also a place for people to talk about different things. Sometimes you get drama, sometimes you get useful information, sometimes you get naked pictures of Molly and Dawn at a beach house. It's a wild card section. As for me, I don't like drama. If I take your side on an argument its because I think you are right that one time. I'm not interested in joining your click to gang up on some other faction you are at war with. Chances are I will agree with that other faction at some point when I feel like you are wrong. I know a lot of other people on here feel the same way. If you poke someone in a click expect the rest of them to gang up on you. I might come to help you out because I hate that but don't let them get to you. I am a senior but even if I wasn't I wouldn't take shit from anyone and I sure as hell wouldn't let them intimidate me. It's an anonymous user board. There is only one person on here that I know and have a real life friendship with. Other then that there are users that I respect for their valuable intel, solid opinions and lack of douche bagery. I trimmed my quotes down but this still turned out to be a very long post. If you made it to the end I congratulate you. If I saw a post this long I would think "What a douche bag" and skip it.
Glad you are making a recovery!
[QUOTE=EricDraven;1772814]Those reviews will most likely be the type that you prefer to read because not many users write like PhatDATY (Why do some people call him Phat Daddy? It's PhatDayAtTheY. Not sure why that bothers me I don't even know the guy).[/QUOTE]Mr Draven,
Thank you for your kind and wise words. I like writing them, and some people like reading them, and most of the gals enjoy them and do report it helps with business. I just find it weird that some of these fellows get their jockstrap in a twist over it. As you said, not all can or want to write that way. I just get a tad irritated when they try to lecture me about it. I don't go off on the folks that write those "I had a friend that had a dream and it was a good time," two sentences, so why do those folks seem to have a need to try to change my approach, when it would never occur to me to tell them they need to write longer, more elegant reviews.
Personally, I think diversity in writing styles and viewpoints is a good thing-helps paint a bigger picture.
There are providers that love them and encourage me to go into full graphic "fifty shades of grey" detail, and then there are some that prefer a more softcore PG-13 romantic one, like Delicious Dawn, and probably Molly, but she still won't fuck me, so we will never know. We may need to get a petition circulating for Molly to give in give me a chance before waiting for hell to freeze over.
LOL!
It would be a fun review to write, and I would in this one case, I would give it to her for approval before ever posting it.
Oddly, some folks seem to think I write nothing but flowery, glowing reports that make the woman seem like a goddess. I would submit to them, that I am very honest in my reviews. When down south most of May, I wrote two scathing reviews in a row, because the experience was horrible. They are on the Georgia boards. I could not wait to get back up here, where I think most guys take it for granted, but we have an awesome set of ladies to choose from at very fair prices, as opposed to the cities down south where you will pay twice as much for half the service and quality.
As to the handle:
P=Pretty.
H=Hot.
A=And.
T=Tasty.
D=Dining.
A=At.
T=The.
Y=The Y being the place where her legs part to reveal her blossom of sweet nectar (yup, big Georgia O'Keefe fan)
The nick name was given to me by a provider about 20 years ago, because she said I ate pussy like a lesbian, but with the gusto and aggressiveness of a man. In fact, every time I went down on her she would giggle because it reminded her of the Bill Hicks (that should date me) comedy bit: Goatboy.
[b]"Tie me to your headboard headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders, and let me wear you like a feedbag!"[/b]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpEy-LYo3vg[/url]
It really doesn't bother my if folks bastardize it the variety of the ways it has been done over the years. I know what it means, and most of the ladies do as well, so that is all that matters.
Flame War Molly? More like a diversion war.
[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;1772590]I did not mean to start the flame war again about the penthouse reviews.[/QUOTE]I think starting a flame war is exactly what you wanted to do. Anything to take all our minds off the fact that we're all hanging out waiting for those action shots of you and Dawn at the lake. You think a little flame war is going to make us for about that? HA!
LOL.
Have a great day.
Dz
Yes. Somewhat disconcerting.
Yes, I too noticed the marks on her arms. I opted not to mention that. The marks do appear that they may be associated with a habit. But I don't know if they are old. Or she's attempting to change her habits etc. Of course, it's not without precedent that women catering to the hobbyists may have these sorts of issues. Those that do can be the more "dangerous" to hang with. Lest they have attracted unwanted attention. Not to mention an often singular mindset which doesn't involve professionalism like some of the well reviewed ladies on the board. She also looks barely 19. She does however have a pleasant smile in the pics her ad is fairly well spoken. Odd that I've not seen her on BP or some such thing. I thought it might be Mallory putting and ad out there under the Tabby handle since she was generally known as part of that duo. Figured I'd fish for intel and see what comes up. Sometimes I like fried eggs in the morning.
Because Google Maps for Escorts doesn't exist yet
[QUOTE=Kenwood Jack; 1773960]I want to hobby more, but I am limited by time (I can only hobby during a particularly short time frame (I must always account for my whereabouts). Because of this, I may need to hobby in a general area of greater Cincinnati (in case of an unwanted call and I need to account for the general area that I am in at a specific time). For example, I might have an hour one day that I don't need to account for in the eastgate area. If I do not find out that I have this hour to fill until the last minute, it is very difficult to make an appointment, drive to the provider, do the deed, and get back to where I must be within a certain time frame.
Sometimes, I know within 48 hours of the coming window of opportunity, but I have little access to my monger phone. I surely would love to post my wishes for an upcoming appointment, and any provider in that general area at that general time would pm me if they so choose to.
If anyone else might agree, can we start a thread, please?[/QUOTE]It seems to me you would do better if you created a Google Calendar and set it to share with specific people. You put what, where and when you want and the girls you allow access to can log in and fill the appointment.
Here is why I think that is a better idea for you then starting a thread:
1) You are only getting replies from girls you are interested in seeing. You can give the calendar to all the girls you like even if they are not on USASG. It gives you the time to be pre-screened.
2) When the appointment is filled everyone will know because the calendar will be updated. You aren't wasting peoples time and you're not flooded with pm's. I'm not an office guy so I don't really know a lot about Google Calendar groups. If you can send out a group email to all calendar participants when you enter and appointment request that would be helpful. If something happens last minute with work and you have to cancel I would let them know you will give them a cancellation fee to keep up good will.
3) Stay safe. If you are constantly posting exactly where and when on a public board you could be leaking out your real identity. Someone from your office could match your requests with your work schedule. LEO could do it also. If you are in an area with only one realistic hotel option they could stake it out and record all the cars that come and go during that specific hour. Do that 2 or 3 times and if it's your car every time they can get a subpoena for your work records and match them to your posts. You may think I'm being a little paranoid but sometimes you have to listen to that voice in this hobby.
Those are just the things that popped into my mind when I read your post. There could be a better way to handle your situation but I don't have the same problem so I'm not going to think to much about solving it. You are free to start a thread anytime you want if that's the way you want to do it.
To quote the great American philosopher Morgan O'Mally;
[QUOTE=EricDraven;1774175]It seems to me you would do better if you created a Google Calendar and set it to share with specific people. You put what, where and when you want and the girls you allow access to can log in and fill the appointment.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucz9eV7Eh0s[/url]
Getting The Facts Straight
It is old news, but let us please get our facts straight in all matters:
[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1773653]A date was never set up. No time was ever firmly confirmed.
Months and months later, you came back under another screen name after being booted for some reason on another. You lied about not being the former screen name, even after I already knew.
But that's old news. Who cares.
Kisses,
Molly[/QUOTE]Molly,
We did indeed have a date and time set. In fact we had three of them. You did indeed text me several times, drunk off your ass. Being a vodka guy myself, I took in stride at first, but upon the third dropped appointment I let my anger get the best of me, and I was VERY rude and disrespectful to you on the board, because I let my frustration allow me to post without first cooling off and giving you a chance to remedy the situation at a later date.
I own that I was unfairly toxic toward you. Regardless of whether you decide to see me again, you need to own your end of things. You were on a binge that weekend, and blew me off (not in the good way) on three different days, and I ate the hotel room.
Did you deserve both shotguns of my ire, no. Do you have some culpability, yes.
As to the change in my handle, from Anonone to Phatdaty, both A2 and Jackson will attest to this being done with permission, and for a very good reason. I was outed on Dirtyphone and some other internet poorman's version of TMZ by Stormy Wet, and those by those fucking moonbat crazy women involved in Hotsquirt's extended family and their kinfolk. There was only one name change, and there was no duplicity involved, and this has been explained to you several times, yet you choose to dramatize this into far more than it ever was. A2 and Jackson will verify, privately, why these changes were made.
It is water under the bridge, and I have apologized to you privately and publicly on more than one occasion. The only question that remains is exactly how long are you going to have me scrubbing stones in hobby purgatory, before my penance is up?
I really am sorry for being so mean and rude to you, and if I could take those words back, I would, but I put them out there and they were hurtful and unfair, and for that I am truly sorry. I was wrong, and I am sorry for hurting your feelings, and for smudging your reputation.
[QUOTE=Dweezil; 1773949]This is likely the modern day monger version of Wile E Coyote and The Roadrunner. Been waiting more than 40 years for that bird to get caught. All sorts of ACME mail order tricks, rocket backpacks, and free birdseed. Ain't going to happen.
Probably wait as long for Phat to catch Molly.
Knowing when you're the coyote makes life a lot easier. LOL.
Sometimes, ya just have to accept the role life hands ya.
Have a great day.
Dz[/QUOTE]Dweezil,
You are completely wrong, and you need to get your facts straight before sitting at the keyboard. Besides, you have no dog in this hunt, so why even offer your wide-eyed and off-base speculation in like some gossipy little girl? You are better than that.
Don't be a douche bag. You are completely wrong in your speculation. There was one, and only one, handle change, and as explained above it was done with the blessing of A2 and Jackson, for very valid reasons.
Don't stir shit for the sake of stirring shit, especially when you don't have the cookbook in front of you.
I often like your post, and willing share information with you, but when you pull this douchbaggery, you show your ass, and make me wonder why you don't put as much energy into fucking women as you do into fucking around with other mongers.
Stick to what you are good at, being clever and humorous and sharing bona fide wisdom and intel about the hobby. Those type of posts are insightful, entertaining, and invaluable.
As to this toothache concerning my handle change that you are gnawing at, if you need an explanation to satisfy the itch in your brain, PM A2 and Jackson, and they will explain exactly why Anonone was killed and Phatdaty resurrected.
The Reader's Digest version is that it actually goes beyond the scope of this board, but I am sure they would be willing to set the record straight if you feel your right to know exceeds my right to to privacy and discretion. If you went through what I went through last summer, then you might understand the need for the handle change to distance myself from the fallout of having my business website, facebook page (used for professional non-hobby networking, being screenshot and tied to postings screenshots on a variety of hobby boards on a sleazy pillow talk site. A picture of my vehicle and license plate parked at a certain known provider's incall in Ross.
Now, how about we let the polluted water run under the bridge and go to fresh springs?
That's why I didn't mention it in my original scout for intel.
[QUOTE=LilbitCov; 1773981]I've noticed alot of the men on here are judgmental. I also have noticed that some have said they "did photo analysis and my arms are black and blue." strange since I have been off the drug for about 2 to 3 months now. I understand that a lot of the men on here are concerned about their well being, but if I may say so, so are us girls! How would the men feel if woman wrote about how bad of a time they had, that the guys schlong was not even 3 inches on hard, or about how ball sweat makes them stinky sometimes? These are things that the woman see that the men don't but we choose not to mention them because as this has done me it would embarrass the men. Yes I USED to have a heroin problem, I used to get high so often that I wouldn't even care if you had something to say about my track marks! (yes very sad for such a nice young lady) but now I do care, I haven't touched the stuff in months, I've got my daughter back, I have family again, and most importantly I'm not spending every penny I make on dope anymore. Instead I'm buying me and my daughter the things that we need and I wouldn't change that for the world. So the next time you guys want to bust someone up and say that they use and that there arms are black and blue from using. Please find these things out for a fact. Woman do have feelings.
Also I'm not on BP because I do not have a credit card and this forum is much safer. I am a all by myself kind of girl, and I know how to make a man fall in love, all I need is the chance!
Take care and be safe everyone!
Xoxox,
Little Bit (;
P. S. Just so yall know I posted photos of my arms so you don't have to "enhance" anything. Like I said been clean and staying clean (: They are NOT new marks.[/QUOTE]I had noticed what I referred as the marks of a "habit" prior to my original post seeking intel. I opted not to draw any attention to them because. I don't think I am terribly judgmental about such things. When another hobbiest pointed the marks out. I acknowledged that I noticed them. But that for all I know you were.as you said. Trying your best to kick this habit. Which I'm sure has not been an easy thing to do. Not knowing the answer, I thought it was "disconcerting". And I think from your follow-up. You agree. That it would be sad for such a nice young lady to be caught up heroin addiction. I also applaud your selecting USA SG over BP (even if it was financially motivated). I would think you will find many of the gentleman here more than willing to give a young lady the benefit of a doubt (with the possible exception of handles that contain "PD" . Sorry I could help just poking a little fun PD's way. He's such a character.
