Yes, that is too much to ask for!
In this area the places that come closest are Pings and Wellness in Wildwood. Lately some of the gals at Pings only want the bigger tips so push for way more than a handy. You might see if the MMS Katie will do the massage. At Wellness most of the ladies do a decent rub. I would put Lakeview in this mix but they don't have a TS.
Of course your mileage will vary with the lady, day of the week, time of day, wind speed and projected wave heights at Cedar Key.
[QUOTE=HorneyBear;3615115]I decided to toftt on south pine since there have been no reports recently. First was Elizabeth attractive older lady I wanted the TS after to get off the oil, a decent massage with no extras. Friendly and will probably try again unless someone advises otherwise. Went back a few days later to give her another chance and got Anna. Good TS but wouldn't go near the boys, told me to wash "there". One of the best massages I've had but no extras. She didn't have a problem moving the boys around and working on my groin, but refused a hand even after SHE gave me the boner pulling and tugging it out of the way. Same thing, may try again later. Is it to much to for a good massage and a good handshake?[/QUOTE]