Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=B0N3R;6241324]If it's the older blonde with massive fake titties it's probably Melinda. To answer your question of what you get. Nothing LOL YMMV she'll give you a handy in the back for 4 $ but that's about it. Good luck.[/QUOTE]It wasn't a blonde because I'm not into blonde, the lady was a Latina with decent ass and tits. Anyways I genuinely want to know what comes in a private show before I spend my money, if it's not worth it then I'll take my money somewhere like Hong Kong or I'll just save it for the future.

I went to Little Darlings recently hadn't been there in a long time. I had a few dances with a couple of girls, noticed security is actually checking the normal dances, which is something I never saw them do before. From what I gathered from talking to few of the girls is that, some girls were doing extras and one of managers was allowing it, but they got caught in a sting and that manager got fired and now they are running a tight ship. Shame I stopped going for so long if that is true. Anyone have experiences to back that up or were they blowing smoke up my ass?

Was in California for a quick visit. Decided to go try a local strip club that had my type of women that worked there. Little Darlings looked to be that type of place. I really had a lot of fun, the girls were fun and very little people. Probably because new ownership added cameras everywhere so no extras to be had. Either way, some girls charge extra for full nude for VIP which I was shocked by and some did not. Either way, good time to be had. No extras, doubtful with takeout and cheaper VIP. 15 min laying down 140,15 VIP chair 100, dances are 30.

It's a strip club. Clearing up that confusion right away, because it seems like they're being intentionally ambiguous about this in their branding and social media campaigns.

The good:

-HIGH number of girls working. Like 40 ish on Saturday night. About as many girls working as clientele.

-Girls are HOT. Don't think I saw anyone I would rate lower than a 7. I wish that massage parlors would have girls that look like this.

-Stage dances were actually awesome. All girls that went on the stage were talented, practiced, trained, and fit, pulling off moves that the average girl couldn't do. In most cases, there was actually more than one girl on stage at a time.

-Some girls put on shows even if they're not the ones on stage at the moment. At the bar. By the tables.

The bad:

-They serve alcohol. I'm assuming you know why I would list this as a con.

-It's a strip club. But also it's not a strip club, because they don't actually "strip. " Because they serve alcohol, bottoms stay on. But also, tops stay on too. Girls walk onto stage in lingerie and stay in it.

-It's a strip club, so expect to pay a lot of money for teasing with no real action. After going to AMP's, I find strip clubs to be pretty lame, and I only went to this one because it's new and I was curious.

Info:

-Girls with transparent backpacks will come around trying to trade singles for bills of higher denominations. They will push a $100 trade but will accommodate less.

-$20 cover.

-$150 for 15 minute private dance. Price increases proportionally for 30 minute and 1 hour.

-Over-stimulating sensory environment. Two massive screens that display visualizations while the DJ plays music.

Pretty good for what it is, but in a world where I don't have unlimited funds, I don't think I will be back.

The Strip Club really isn't my scene, because it is too expensive for my budge just to be teased, but I'm glad they are opening up for several reasons.

They are very good for married guys not wanting to cross any cheating line to get to see some fine eye candy, or for bachelor parties where everyone is stimulated but nothing really naughty happens.

I also like them for business "meetings" when the tab is covered by an expense account.

LE might keep a closer eye on them, especially as they open up, and not be so concerned about the AMPs and their extra services. The more that is going on in the trade, the more LE will have to pick and choose where to spend the resource. I don't know if this is true, but I hear of more strip club crackdowns than I do AMP raids.

That said, while they are re-opening, putting up more cameras, have security manage every dance, I seriously only expect to pay a lot to be teased and hope in time the restrictions lighten up, so we see more posts of guys getting specials.

Those of you who enjoy the scene, have a great time.

[QUOTE=Fun11;6350290]Was in California for a quick visit. Decided to go try a local strip club that had my type of women that worked there. Little Darlings looked to be that type of place. I really had a lot of fun, the girls were fun and very little people. Probably because new ownership added cameras everywhere so no extras to be had. Either way, some girls charge extra for full nude for VIP which I was shocked by and some did not. Either way, good time to be had. No extras, doubtful with takeout and cheaper VIP. 15 min laying down 140,15 VIP chair 100, dances are 30.[/QUOTE]LD's was never the best, but some fun could be had pre-covid. Just came by and it was awful. 25 cover charge, no more free drinks. Girls were on the pretty side, tonight was half latina half aa. Went into a VIP bed for 180 15 minutes and security checked on us like 6 times. It was hilarious. I was actually laughing and my dancer asked me why I was laughing. When I told her why she said just said it was for safety reasons. Dance was lame, no nude and the security opening the curtain every 2 minutes killed any chance of my mood improving. Dancer asked for a tip after and I gave her the rest of my singles, I purposely come with just enough money for VIP / cover and some singles.

She tried to get me to cash app her and I said do you have Venmo? She said no and then tried to get me to install cash app. Kept pushing for me to go to the ATM. I am about to leave and a tall / thick white girl tries to get me for a dance. I told her just missed out, but maybe next time. She kept insisting so I put my hand on her ass to test her attitude. She pushed it out of the way and I laughed and said next time. She then proceeded to push the arm which I refused and then finally begged me to buy her a drink at least. I appreciate the hustle so I got her a drink before I left.

The stories I could tell about LD's pre-covid. It wasn't exactly a waste of time or money for me. The nostalgia rush was fun, but it gave me a nice reminder to stay away from Strip Joints in SD.

Have a good night mongers.

[QUOTE=HunterMH;6436888]It's a strip club. Clearing up that confusion right away, because it seems like they're being intentionally ambiguous about this in their branding and social media campaigns.

The good:

-HIGH number of girls working. Like 40 ish on Saturday night. About as many girls working as clientele.

-Girls are HOT. Don't think I saw anyone I would rate lower than a 7. I wish that massage parlors would have girls that look like this.

-Stage dances were actually awesome. All girls that went on the stage were talented, practiced, trained, and fit, pulling off moves that the average girl couldn't do. In most cases, there was actually more than one girl on stage at a time.

-Some girls put on shows even if they're not the ones on stage at the moment. At the bar. By the tables.

The bad:

-They serve alcohol. I'm assuming you know why I would list this as a con.

-It's a strip club. But also it's not a strip club, because they don't actually "strip. " Because they serve alcohol, bottoms stay on. But also, tops stay on too. Girls walk onto stage in lingerie and stay in it.

-It's a strip club, so expect to pay a lot of money for teasing with no real action. After going to AMP's, I find strip clubs to be pretty lame, and I only went to this one because it's new and I was curious.[/QUOTE]I went with a friend of mine this past Saturday. She likes looking at titties as much as I do. It was dead inside. I guess the word is out that the girls don't actually strip. Thankfully we didn't pay a cover otherwise I woulda been pissed.

[QUOTE=TheseDelights;6452948]LD's was never the best, but some fun could be had pre-covid. Just came by and it was awful. 25 cover charge, no more free drinks. Girls were on the pretty side, tonight was half latina half aa. Went into a VIP bed for 180 15 minutes and security checked on us like 6 times. It was hilarious. I was actually laughing and my dancer asked me why I was laughing. When I told her why she said just said it was for safety reasons. Dance was lame, no nude and the security opening the curtain every 2 minutes killed any chance of my mood improving. Dancer asked for a tip after and I gave her the rest of my singles, I purposely come with just enough money for VIP / cover and some singles.

She tried to get me to cash app her and I said do you have Venmo? She said no and then tried to get me to install cash app. Kept pushing for me to go to the ATM. I am about to leave and a tall / thick white girl tries to get me for a dance. I told her just missed out, but maybe next time. She kept insisting so I put my hand on her ass to test her attitude. She pushed it out of the way and I laughed and said next time. She then proceeded to push the arm which I refused and then finally begged me to buy her a drink at least. I appreciate the hustle so I got her a drink before I left.

The nostalgia rush was fun, but it gave me a nice reminder to stay away from Strip Joints in SD.

Have a good night mongers.[/QUOTE]Props for posting. Many would have not revealed such a downer treatment by them. Appreciate you.

Everyone do NOT tolerate this fertilizer treatment. You're just being used to fatten the wallets of owner, manager, floorperson and girls.

[QUOTE=Snwbdr;6481329]I went with a friend of mine this past Saturday. She likes looking at titties as much as I do. It was dead inside. I guess the word is out that the girls don't actually strip. Thankfully we didn't pay a cover otherwise I woulda been pissed.[/QUOTE]Let's continue to monitor and see if the initial opening was just a bunch of prop girls brought in to make it look bangin.

Possible I was there the same night as you, couple three Sats ago.

Mostly very unimpressive. A for effort on one tatted white gals attempt to hook. She was pleasant to talk to.

Will post if I return. No hurry obviously.

[QUOTE=HairyPenis;6241257]Thanks Joe but if you're talking about Hong Kong in TJ, I can't deal with the long lines getting across the border. The 2 hours I spent trying to get back state side wasn't worth the cheap thrills in TJ in my opinion.

What about the other strip clubs I mentioned? I hate the places that force you to pay for drinks just to hang out, make the girls hustle you to buy them drinks and the places with straight out hags hanging all over you.[/QUOTE]Sentri and Global pass gets you right towards the front of the line, promptly. Ya you bypass the whole line. If by car the Sentri is 20 min tops from what I am hearing. It varies, but so far has never been bad. Really other then dedicating 30 minutes of so of typing on the INET and then showing up once and only once for the short in person interview, you would then be set with a border pass for 5 years.

Was only 125 bucks or so when I got mine a few years ago. Not saying Tj is the end all, but is certainly not the US bullshit.

And as the vets will tell you, don't get hung up on a "Hong Kong only" mentality. HK is a tourist trap big time and probably the most like the US in full of themselves cunts and managment looking merely to fleece you. Tons more places and avenues down there. Look on the sister site. And other sites.

Thanks for this honest post. I am new to the area and have been going to Cheetahs, beautiful girls, but looking to expand. There are plenty of blondes at Cheetahs, but I love brunette stunners.

Is this an actual dancer at Candy Shop? If so, I might have to check it out once.

[URL]https://candyshopsd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Candy-2.png[/URL]

[QUOTE=HunterMH;6436888]It's a strip club. Clearing up that confusion right away, because it seems like they're being intentionally ambiguous about this in their branding and social media campaigns.

The good:

-HIGH number of girls working. Like 40 ish on Saturday night. About as many girls working as clientele.

-Girls are HOT. Don't think I saw anyone I would rate lower than a 7. I wish that massage parlors would have girls that look like this.

-Stage dances were actually awesome. All girls that went on the stage were talented, practiced, trained, and fit, pulling off moves that the average girl couldn't do. In most cases, there was actually more than one girl on stage at a time.

-Some girls put on shows even if they're not the ones on stage at the moment. At the bar. By the tables.

The bad:

-They serve alcohol. I'm assuming you know why I would list this as a con.

-It's a strip club. But also it's not a strip club, because they don't actually "strip. " Because they serve alcohol, bottoms stay on. But also, tops stay on too. Girls walk onto stage in lingerie and stay in it.

-It's a strip club, so expect to pay a lot of money for teasing with no real action. After going to AMP's, I find strip clubs to be pretty lame, and I only went to this one because it's new and I was curious.

Info:

-Girls with transparent backpacks will come around trying to trade singles for bills of higher denominations. They will push a $100 trade but will accommodate less.

-$20 cover.

-$150 for 15 minute private dance. Price increases proportionally for 30 minute and 1 hour.

-Over-stimulating sensory environment. Two massive screens that display visualizations while the DJ plays music.

Pretty good for what it is, but in a world where I don't have unlimited funds, I don't think I will be back.[/QUOTE]

Sentri is designed for driving across border with Mexico and Canada.

Global is for that and air travel to and from outside USA.

Sentri costs more, but Global will do what Sentri does for less, and has benefits when flying internationally. You just register your vehicle with Global when you apply. Both good for 5 years. $123 Vs. $100.

Not an instant process for either. Have to log in, set up account with Govt. Then Apply. Have Drivers license, passport, vehicle vin and license plate, and Credit card handy to complete application form. Pay when you submit.

Then wait to be notified. There will be an in person interview, which can be done at SD airport. Site say it will take 4 - 6 months.

For more details or to get started just google it.

[QUOTE=Muncher8888;6490310]Sentri and Global pass gets you right towards the front of the line, promptly. Ya you bypass the whole line. If by car the Sentri is 20 min tops from what I am hearing. It varies, but so far has never been bad. Really other then dedicating 30 minutes of so of typing on the INET and then showing up once and only once for the short in person interview, you would then be set with a border pass for 5 years.

Was only 125 bucks or so when I got mine a few years ago. Not saying Tj is the end all, but is certainly not the US bullshit.

And as the vets will tell you, don't get hung up on a "Hong Kong only" mentality. HK is a tourist trap big time and probably the most like the US in full of themselves cunts and managment looking merely to fleece you. Tons more places and avenues down there. Look on the sister site. And other sites.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickJamesB;6504809]Is this an actual dancer at Candy Shop? If so, I might have to check it out once.

[URL]https://candyshopsd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Candy-2.png[/URL][/QUOTE]Was certainly NOT there the Sat night over the 4th of July weekend.

If others spot her, please do post.

Perhaps she was just a ringer hire for the grand opening?

Thanks for the reply. I'll let you know if I see her. She's definitely hot!

Was at Cheetahs over the 4th again. If you're into blondes, as I've said, it's an ideal spot! There were some brunettes that are hot, but they were too tatted for me.

[QUOTE=Muncher8888;6515150]Was certainly NOT there the Sat night over the 4th of July weekend.

If others spot her, please do post.

Perhaps she was just a ringer hire for the grand opening?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickJamesB;6504809]Thanks for this honest post. I am new to the area and have been going to Cheetahs, beautiful girls, but looking to expand. There are plenty of blondes at Cheetahs, but I love brunette stunners.

Is this an actual dancer at Candy Shop? If so, I might have to check it out once.

[URL]https://candyshopsd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Candy-2.png[/URL][/QUOTE]Some info for you guys, I frequent Cheetah's a lot and during the Candy Shop grand openings at least 6 Cheetah's girls worked there for the opening. Funny thing though they would literally work both Candy Shop and Cheetah's on the same night. So they were probably there to promote the club. I still see each of them at Cheetahs working now, so it's not like they switched clubs (Karinaa, Danielle, Divine, some other girls I forgot).

Keep in mind a stripper license in San Diego is $500 so a place like the Candy Shop is going to have to recruit existing strippers for their venture, rather than make new girls go through the licensing process. They can't even pull girls from OC or LA. SD is very unique in this regard.

I recognized many girls in the promo photos for Candy Shop including Instagram, and on the feeds of Cheetah's girls who were working there. So what I will say is if that girl you're interested in was ever at Candy Shop, she's probably a stripper at another club. Or, just a model and not an actual stripper (since Candy Shop hires non-stripper entertainers too for events).

[QUOTE=RickJamesB;6516622]Thanks for the reply. I'll let you know if I see her. She's definitely hot!

Was at Cheetahs over the 4th again. If you're into blondes, as I've said, it's an ideal spot! There were some brunettes that are hot, but they were too tatted for me.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of beautiful girls, but yes a lot of tattoos. Wasn't always this way but starting maybe 5 years ago it became very common. For SD I consider it the best club with the best girls, but you can get a lot more mileage once going towards LA especially in the COI area. The two things I like about Cheetah's is on slow days like Mon-Wed girls will sit and talk with you and not rush things to make a sale. And on super busy days like Friday and Saturday nights, around about 10 pm-midnight the back stage opens up so you get two choices of girls to toss money at and watch stage up close. Those are the only two reasons I go as long as COI is an option.

Very low extras, a few girls will take their top off during dances, even fewer like Stacy or Sabrina will let you grab and play with them or do more. Although weekdays especially day shift is a lot less strict since it's not busy.

I am originally from LA, so I know COI. SRCOI, Synn took a nosedive in talent. I'm more into looks than mileage.

That said, the last few times I was at Synn / SR in 2023, the hottest dancer was was a 6. Hell, you couldn't pay me to get a dance with most girls at COI clubs now.

[QUOTE=FreeWally;6517265]There are plenty of beautiful girls, but yes a lot of tattoos. Wasn't always this way but starting maybe 5 years ago it became very common. For SD I consider it the best club with the best girls, but you can get a lot more mileage once going towards LA especially in the COI area. The two things I like about Cheetah's is on slow days like Mon-Wed girls will sit and talk with you and not rush things to make a sale. And on super busy days like Friday and Saturday nights, around about 10 pm-midnight the back stage opens up so you get two choices of girls to toss money at and watch stage up close. Those are the only two reasons I go as long as COI is an option.

Very low extras, a few girls will take their top off during dances, even fewer like Stacy or Sabrina will let you grab and play with them or do more. Although weekdays especially day shift is a lot less strict since it's not busy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RickJamesB;6517952]I am originally from LA, so I know COI. SRCOI, Synn took a nosedive in talent. I'm more into looks than mileage.

That said, the last few times I was at Synn / SR in 2023, the hottest dancer was was a 6. Hell, you couldn't pay me to get a dance with most girls at COI clubs now.[/QUOTE]I have generally the same experience, but it's a matter of luck. The first three visits to Synn, 95% of the girls were ugly. Savannah was the only hot girl. Lots of fat girls, girls you'd find at TJ. But my fourth recent visit I found 3 attractive girls, had a much better time. So I'd say luck. Same for SR COI, I've been enough to know half the girls and on slow days all 4 girls aren't the thing for me. Whereas on my very first visit I struck gold with 2 girls including Athena. When I check the roll call every now and then it's clear there are ups and downs depending on the day.

When I go COI several times, I get sick of it and am happy with Cheetah's again. Then after a while of low mileage Cheetah's, I get sick of it and go COI. Several other people have the exact same experience (including people who visit the exact same clubs between COI and SD LOL). Yes, Cheetah's has a high ratio of beautiful women for reasons specific to SD and Cheetahs.

Some of the top girls at Cheetah's in my opinion (most of these are promoted by Cheetah's on their IG so are public IG):

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/karinnaa.333/[/URL] Karina, one of the girls who worked and promoted Candy Shop. Petite, great attitude.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/stellagirl777/[/URL] Stella, beautiful slim white girl, model level (judge for yourself, she does model on the side). Actually very down to earth, nice girl. Wonderful stage.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/fayelicioussss/[/URL] Faye, beautiful, newer girl. Still learning the ropes but sure nice to look at.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/naked.emo.girl/[/URL] Trouble, "award winning pole artist". She is actually a bartender at Cheetah's who also dances.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/angel.rayaaa/[/URL] Raaya mixed girl who works both Cheetah and LA.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/liftedscorpio_/[/URL] Danielle, rave girl, promoted Candy Shop. Great dances.

That said, this is a low mileage club but on a slow weekday it's easy to talk to some of these girls and get to know them before dances. Although fully clothed the bikini dances are still good otherwise. Like I said, a few girls will take their top off but it's not standard.

Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks!

Tijuana, zona norte.

[QUOTE=Lfcos;6544313]Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lfcos;6544313]Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks![/QUOTE]Yo Message sent.

[QUOTE=FreeWally;6517256]Some info for you guys, I frequent Cheetah's a lot and during the Candy Shop grand openings at least 6 Cheetah's girls worked there for the opening. Funny thing though they would literally work both Candy Shop and Cheetah's on the same night. So they were probably there to promote the club. I still see each of them at Cheetahs working now, so it's not like they switched clubs (Karinaa, Danielle, Divine, some other girls I forgot).

Keep in mind a stripper license in San Diego is $500 so a place like the Candy Shop is going to have to recruit existing strippers for their venture, rather than make new girls go through the licensing process. They can't even pull girls from OC or LA. SD is very unique in this regard.

I recognized many girls in the promo photos for Candy Shop including Instagram, and on the feeds of Cheetah's girls who were working there. So what I will say is if that girl you're interested in was ever at Candy Shop, she's probably a stripper at another club. Or, just a model and not an actual stripper (since Candy Shop hires non-stripper entertainers too for events).[/QUOTE]Any hot asian girls at the Candy Shop? From Cheetahs I've had good friendships+ with Kaylani, Ashe, and Jade. I don't think Kaylani works there anymore and Ashe is engaged and gave up the stripper life. Jade is still there and she is smoking hot. Early 20's, fit, half Japanese half White (I think).

Been a while since I've been to San Diego but am coming back in a couple weeks. Last time around the only Strip club I went to was Cheetahs. Had an interesting run in as I got talked into going into VIP with a girl I already wasn't crazy about. The stripper knew me and a couple of the guys I was with were from out of town. After I pay for the VIP, the girl wanted another 300 on top because the next song started. Absolutely ridiculous in every manner, but she must have had a thing going with one of the bouncers there because he immediately yelled at me to quit be a cheap xxx and pay her. She told me to give her another 200 and call it good, which I did just to not cause a scene. I feel like I was played.

No mention of coco at Cheetahs?

[QUOTE=AJaxer11;6545717]Any hot asian girls at the Candy Shop? From Cheetahs I've had good friendships+ with Kaylani, Ashe, and Jade. I don't think Kaylani works there anymore and Ashe is engaged and gave up the stripper life. Jade is still there and she is smoking hot. Early 20's, fit, half Japanese half White (I think).[/QUOTE]

Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.

[QUOTE=DonnyBrasco;6577882]Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Lfcos;6544313]Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks![/QUOTE]I'm from LA / OC but visit SD. Most to all strip clubs there are totally not worth it for mongers, but they do have great eye candy. Cheetahs is probably top of the pile, but I hear good things about Candy Store / Shop / whatever, and Pacers, as "club atmosphere" type places. But you'll end up spending a lot, for PG ITC fun; maybe a HJ.

Just stow your fears & prejudices and go across the border to TJ MX clubs. Unless you or your buds can't hold your liquor, being a knucklehead in MX can be expensive & painful.

Maybe a local can recommend a dancing escort or outcall stripping service, where the party comes to you after eye candy?

[QUOTE=DonnyBrasco;6577882]Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.[/QUOTE]San Diego has some of the worst strip clubs and the oldest hookers in the country.

Detroit blows away the strip club scene here in ways you would just find pathetic. But you're 15 miles away from bachelor party paradise. TJ makes Windsor Ontario look like rural Utah.

Spend the night in Tijuana. Use the excuse of having an amazing meal with steak and a bottle of wine and everything else for the price of a #3 at In-and-Out (it's not really that cheap but it's close and the quality is as good as anything you'll get here).

You can totally get a pass from the wise and do that legit, and then talk about all of the great music, venues, and bars that are right there at the main strip. It is just an amazing time. I've done multiple trips with my girlfriend and the PG-13 version of a Tijuana bachelor party is convincing, infinite be easily documented via photos and social media.

Once you kick off with those things, then you follow the advice in the adjacent thread about what to do in TJ. If it's straight up fucking you want you've got the best options in the western hemisphere. Or hit up the infamous 'stripclubs' which function as such, but are in fact brothels.

I'm approaching the 30th anniversary of my first adult-themed TJ trip. I don't think I've set foot in a strip club here since. I'm here for business at least once a quarter, and I've made other trips out with my SO / GF just for the TJ nightlife. There are great American-brand hotels which are clean and cheap and safe. You would honestly be foolish to stay in San Diego.

CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.

[QUOTE=Gato007;6596756]CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.[/QUOTE]What are the chances she'll be doing some UTR work with the rain men?

[QUOTE=PelicanT99;6577902]Just stow your fears & prejudices and go across the border to TJ MX clubs. Unless you or your buds can't hold your liquor, being a knucklehead in MX can be expensive & painful.[/QUOTE]My endorsement for this statement is in no way related to the fact that it's Mexican Independence Day tomorrow (insert grito here).

[QUOTE=Gato007;6596756]CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.[/QUOTE]Did anyone go to see her? She has the perfect spinner body. If she allowed some roaming on her tiny frame I would have been there but something tells me she makes you stand ten feet away or something.

[QUOTE=Nothing24;6603380]Did anyone go to see her? She has the perfect spinner body. If she allowed some roaming on her tiny frame I would have been there but something tells me she makes you stand ten feet away or something.[/QUOTE]She allowed some of the boys to motorboat her a little bit and grinded (ground?) on our laps a little bit. Came in with a heavy layer of spray on tan, super smooth skin and nice smell.

What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?

[QUOTE=HowlettJames;6614392]What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?[/QUOTE]Do you have your passport with you? If so, highly recommend taking the time to cross the border to Hong Kong over anything in SD.

[QUOTE=HowlettJames;6614392]What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?[/QUOTE]If you just want a fun but fairly vanilla strip club experience go to Cheetahs. Stop by the Bullpen next door for a drink and bar food. I don't go often, but a good number of very hot girls. A single dance is usually enough to figure out if some groping action is on the table. Don't expect extras like a BJ in the private booth (ice-box) unless you want to drop a TON of cash.

I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=Baja910;6674246]I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Cross with just a DL, I do it all the time.

[QUOTE=Baja910;6674246]I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]You can still go but you may be hassled a little bit going in which might result on a $20 payoff in the side room. If you look Mexican and act natural you may be able to pass through just fine. Show I'd / driver's license and / or birth certificate when reentering.

[QUOTE=Matar090;6674457]You can still go but you may be hassled a little bit going in which might result on a $20 payoff in the side room. If you look Mexican and act natural you may be able to pass through just fine. Show I'd / driver's license and / or birth certificate when reentering.[/QUOTE]So for re-entry back into the states I only need a drivers license and possibly a birth certificate?

[QUOTE=Baja910;6674630]So for re-entry back into the states I only need a drivers license and possibly a birth certificate?[/QUOTE]Do NOT use a driver's license if you have a choice. First hand, immigration official stated outright to bring a passport. A driver's license proves identity, NOT citizenship or right to enter. What they will do with your driver's license is look up your citizenship, which is an extra step. It means they have to question you to verify you are who you are. If your driver's license name does NOT match your citizenship name (which is the case for a LOT of people), then they are going to sigh and have to ask you even more questions. You are being treated the same as someone who lost their passport where they use the birthdate on your driver's license to match it to your citizenship etc.

If you have a valid passport, it usually takes seconds. They don't ask questions unless they feel like it, because as long as it's obvious you are who you are and you are a citizen, you have the right to enter.