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Fumbled attempt on Super Bowl sunday
Not sure what happened here. If I was lucky or just nervous.
I decided to try to meet with Lisa out in the suburbs of PG. Little inn, 2 call, no discussion needed, it was all in the ad. Basically $ for the half/FS. I show up, and she's cute. Maybe late 20s latina/black, nice ample figure. She greets me , barefoot in shorts, and a blouse. She asks me to come in, I head over to the counter to take care of business discretely and then sit on the bed. I take off my jacket, etc and we're making a little small talk, with her asking me a lot of questions, where i'm from, do i have kids, do i do drugs, etc. I run to the bathroom to wash my hands and she's following me, talking about the joys of parenting, or something, not sure how we got on that topic, but whatever. I sit down and ask her to come over. And she says "Why don't you make yourself at home?" I says, 'Ok' Cool, so I take of my shirt, pants etc. Meanwhile she's standing next to the door, with her cellphone in her hand. She says it again, "I said why don't you make yourself at home?" I'm confused by this, what does she mean? So I call her over to me. She comes and I grab her ample bottom, and nuzzle her. She smiles but then pulls away, and walks right back over to the spot by the door, and says it again...*louder*. "I said make your self at home. Lay back. Get down on the bed." I'm at this point getting a little weirded out. I said 'i feel at home, I wanted to start with a massage. why don't *you* get on the bed?' She says "I don't want a massage. I wanna massage YOU. Lay back on the bed.", in a commanding tone. I'm like..oh jesus. I ask her, "why are you almost yelling commands at me? I just wanted to give you a massage." Reaching for pants now. "I'm not yelling commands at you. I just don't like being massaged. You didn't say on the phone what you wanted. You have to be more specific"(??wtf?!?) Buttoning shirt. "I know, I didn't specify. That's cool. You're just really making me nervous." Pulling on coat and noticing her change in demeanor. Scoot over to the nightstand and retrieve my jackson 5 CD. "Well next time you need to specify, you could have given me a massage..." I walk to the door, and she lets me out. On the way out she says she's sorry. I walk to the front of the inn and the automatic door is locked. Some guy with a walkie talkie, maybe the security guy, walks over and uses his key to unlock.
That last bit with the door made me wonder. Also when i first arrived in the lot for call #2, there was a guy who was at the door on his cell phone, who went inside and basically followed me all the way to the provider's spot. He was apparently in the next room. Did I narrowly miss getting pinched? Or was that just the worst case of lack of communication and customer service skills, i've experienced to date? Or am I just an idiot? Was a shame, she was cute(though she seemed like she had a mature personality. maybe too mature.), and I really wanted that massage. anyone else here had the pleasure of her acquaintance?
Anyway. link : [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/1017172989.html[/url]