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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6377857]Looks like RUBMD is down?[/QUOTE]Seen that. Is rubrankings a legit alternative?
[QUOTE=ChiManXXX;6378465]Seen that. Is rubrankings a legit alternative?[/QUOTE]Rubrankings has ads of girls who must have left deposits at rubrating. It is as useful as a bag of busted twats.
As lao tzu said, the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
I think I posted this before, but there is a gal out there, she is fucken 59, but she does great handjobs. She literaly refuses to rush the process. Anyhow, the problem is that she is really fucken old and does not take off any clothes.
Through some elementary work, I found out she has a daughter in the area who hangs out with various temple of bliss girls but for whatever reason, the daughter has delusions of a singing career. Her singing is much like lizzo giving nutritional advice. It is terrible.
Anyhow, the other day she has an ad on CL offering sound therapy. In one of her pics is a totally deranged ex temple of bliss girl.
So I email her straight up and I am like, hey, do you do sensual work. She is so offended that she removed the pic with the prostitute, but she is still emailing me about how she does not do sensual work, but she can understand those who do.
The other day I just about did myself in.
I went to the wharf. I chose Nicole. Instead of sticking with yu yu.
Nicole had a wet Bush, but mommy damage and a weak nut followed.
Then I get a text that a regular is in town tonight.
I am on a cleanse involving just high fiber foods and my friend warned me that my ass could explode.
I make the arrangement for the regular, and it is within 4 hours of the wharf nutting. So I pound down zinc, niacin, and a ton of green tea. As I am leaving the office, I take a dump that proved the curvature of space time.
I got on the freeway to see the regular. At around pico on the 405 I knew that I was not going to make it. I had all manner of wipes with me due to my friend's warning. I dumped all over some office park's front foyer garden.
I continued my journey and took an additional three dumps and 5 leaks on various gardens and bushes on the west side. All the while texting that I would be late.
My stomach returned to somewhat normal and I proceeded to get a handie that ended with me shooting a load that went twelve feet high if it was a foot. I pushed the girl away to avoid hitting her face and had I not, dios mio.
I left and immediately crapped all over the back lawn of the office for the massage parlor. I made it home and went again.
I lost like 5 pounds so far and am stunned at the distance I was able to achieve while essentially going into full digestive failure.
This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU.
Who was a vegetarian and eats a lot of tofu, evidently.
[blue]I moved this to the fight thread because IN fucking Evitably there are going to be a ton of foxites that have to make some political commentary about electric vehicles which will cause the MSNBSers to respond and blah blah blah
I added this because there was nothing wrong with your post though I'm not sure I understand why EATWATT could be considered risqué but that's just me being thickheaded, I moved it because it will probably start fights and I can just let them go here.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=FarFarAway;6411551]This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU.
Who was a vegetarian and eats a lot of tofu, evidently.
[blue]I moved this to the fight thread because IN fucking Evitably there are going to be a ton of foxites that have to make some political commentary about electric vehicles which will cause the MSNBSers to respond and blah blah blah
I added this because there was nothing wrong with your post though I'm not sure I understand why EATWATT could be considered risqu but that's just me being thickheaded, I moved it because it will probably start fights and I can just let them go here.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Aye-aye, Captain. .
[QUOTE=FarFarAway;6411551]This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU.
Who was a vegetarian and eats a lot of tofu, evidently.[/QUOTE]Ah, and just for clarity (you'll kick yourself) .
Eat twat.
LOL.
[QUOTE=FarFarAway;6411551]This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU./QUOTE]Just say it out loud.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6432184]Good information guys. I love you!
I also respect all the Korean providers and their smile service which we all adore. I can just want to add that I play both sides. But we should love ourselves more, meaning, Love Yourself. Money is shit, and then we die.
Temptation is a fools game unless you have a strategy. Buy your own benzo.
Fuck me![/QUOTE]WTF. Sorry everyone. I had just learned my shitcoin mooned and was in disbelief. Think we are going to have to have a party when I return.
[QUOTE=Toungsten;5905256]M, Lina, Yuna, Cara, Aria, Yunhee. (WLA). (MW) [URL]https://myalbum.com/album/Yb77hNMuHTjK.......[/URL].
[URL]https://preciousklove.escortbook.com/[/URL] Nicole, Stella. (WLA) [URL]https://myalbum.com/album/m6tjXZyk8xXW.................[/URL].
[URL]http://www.kgla.net/[/URL] Nicole, Stella (WLA) [URL]https://myalbum.com/album/m6tjXZyk8xXW.................[/URL].
Sexy Angels. [URL]https://sexyangels.site/.............................[/URL].
SFK. [URL]https://sexyfunkgirls.escortbook.com/[/URL] Lucy, Hana.
[URL]https://kbliss.net/[/URL] Jessica, Gigi, Lucy.[/QUOTE]Cinco de Mayo is also Toungsten Memorial Day. Quoted is his last post ever on this forum which he posted one year ago.
[QUOTE=GG1234;6435332]Cinco de Mayo is also Toungsten Memorial Day. Quoted is his last post ever on this forum which he posted one year ago.[/QUOTE]It's well documented how much I couldn't stand the guy. And it wasn't out of the ordinary for our back-and-forth to end up on the 'LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club' thread. But on this day, I'd be remiss to not acknowledge that his posts were all about non-upcharge girls.
[QUOTE=SsStuntCock;6435370]It's well documented how much I couldn't stand the guy. And it wasn't out of the ordinary for our back-and-forth to end up on the 'LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club' thread. But on this day, I'd be remiss to not acknowledge that his posts were all about non-upcharge girls.[/QUOTE]This is my first time in La La Land. I was wondering where my post went. I didn't interact with Toungsten too much, so the worst I could say about him was that he was lazy about deleting periods from his daily availability posts. I do respect his consistency though, and he did mostly talk about no-upcharge girls. I respect that too. Imperfect as he may have been, he was still one us, so RIP to him.
[QUOTE=GG1234;6435332]Cinco de Mayo is also Toungsten Memorial Day. Quoted is his last post ever on this forum which he posted one year ago.[/QUOTE]How do we. Know the great Toungsten has. Passed. On?
He. Could be suffering from senile dementia and. Forgotten his login here.
He. Could be. In [URL]a.com[/URL]a.
He. Could have retired.
Seems like posting third party content is getting harder to get through here.
Just google Los Angeles city attorney and Figueroa.
Assuming trump is convicted, how exactly does a former president entitled to secret service protection, serve a prison sentence?
What's better than free wine and spaghetti puttana at Palermo's?
So I thought to myself, why am I such an idiot for going over 60 days celibate, and bang, there it was. Figa Italiano. Mmmm. Smelled so good. I felt like the almost dying thirsty person in the desert who is about to give up and then discovers an oasis. There are so many wonderful firsts. The first time you walk, the first time you talk. Your first spaghetti dinner. And your first one back after a self-imposed born again virginhood.
Figa Italiano. Make a hand gesture of kissing the tips of your fingers.
Thatsa nice!
What's better than free wine and spaghetti puttana at Palermo's?
So I thought to myself, why am I such an idiot for going over 60 days celibate, and bang, there it was. Figa Italiana. Mmmm. Smelled so good. I felt like the almost dying thirsty person in the desert who is about to give up and then discovers an oasis. There are so many wonderful firsts. The first time you walk, the first time you talk. Your first spaghetti dinner. And your first one back after a self-imposed born again virginhood.
Figa Italiana. Make a hand gesture of kissing the tips of your fingers.
Thatsa nice!
So I log on to that rubs site and my membership is gone. Apparently, they do not take my credit card or somethin. No loss. Not every girl is 36-40. Mary is much younger.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6488680]What's better than free wine and spaghetti puttana at Palermo's?
So I thought to myself, why am I such an idiot for going over 60 days celibate, and bang, there it was. Figa Italiana. Mmmm. Smelled so good. I felt like the almost dying thirsty person in the desert who is about to give up and then discovers an oasis. There are so many wonderful firsts. The first time you walk, the first time you talk. Your first spaghetti dinner. And your first one back after a self-imposed born again virginhood.
Figa Italiana. Make a hand gesture of kissing the tips of your fingers.
Thatsa nice![/QUOTE]If you like the spaghetti noodle down there instead of the Philly cheesesteaks, you in the wrong bidness.
[QUOTE=TempletonRat;6492807]If you like the spaghetti noodle down there instead of the Philly cheesesteaks, you in the wrong bidness.[/QUOTE]I was a wild child and poured my first spaghetti dinner bowl on to my head. Got pictures and all. This was a nice girl I met at the beach that loves América! I loved her fat coochie. We drank at the swim up bar and ducked to the car for some risky bizness by the passeggiata. We banged and everytime I looked up there were people strolling by. Fun fact about is that I was double banging her butt while parting her meaty poosee and she was on birth control so was suprised that I couldn't find the creampie (in the pictures). She begged me to stay.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6493541]I was a wild child and poured my first spaghetti dinner bowl on to my head. Got pictures and all. This was a nice girl I met at the beach that loves Amrica! I loved her fat coochie. We drank at the swim up bar and ducked to the car for some risky bizness by the passeggiata. We banged and everytime I looked up there were people strolling by. Fun fact about is that I was double banging her butt while parting her meaty poosee and she was on birth control so was suprised that I couldn't find the creampie (in the pictures). She begged me to stay.[/QUOTE]The vibe I am getting is a non pro Nubian stem major at USC.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6494195]The vibe I am getting is a non pro Nubian stem major at USC.[/QUOTE]LOL. You know it. Tuto&rium in / with my stem.
I thought this was the best compliment I've had from another guy as I arrived he said, leave some women for us. Goes to show you can take the man from Hollywood, but you can't take the Hollywood out of the man.
Peace.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6494654]LOL. You know it. Tuto&rium in / with my stem.
I thought this was the best compliment I've had from another guy as I arrived he said, leave some women for us. Goes to show you can take the man from Hollywood, but you can't take the Hollywood out of the man..[/QUOTE]What is so funny, is when he says no joke, you know he is being dead serious.
Gosh darn,
If you want me to lose all control, give me tits.
It is my Kryptonite. But hey, we are a band of boners.
And I think about all the times of my falling.
A pair of tits. With nipples. A promise.
The spirits are using me!
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6501896]Gosh darn,
If you want me to lose all control, give me tits.
It is my Kryptonite. But hey, we are a band of boners.
And I think about all the times of my falling.
A pair of tits. With nipples. A promise.
The spirits are using me![/QUOTE]God I love when I read a useful post at the end of the day, especially after a less than satisfying junkie on soft white underbelly.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6501896]Gosh darn,
If you want me to lose all control, give me tits.
It is my Kryptonite. But hey, we are a band of boners.
And I think about all the times of my falling.
A pair of tits. With nipples. A promise.
The spirits are using me![/QUOTE]Fuck-tarded. More tits and nips.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6502111]God I love when I read a useful post at the end of the day, especially after a less than satisfying junkie on soft white underbelly.[/QUOTE]La LA Land and bullshit. Had to wear my boots.
If you had a time machine and could go back to fuck one of LA's favorite Eastern Europeans while in their prime, would you see Glendale Jane or Pasadena Inga?
Couldn't find any of my pictures of Jane but inserted are some of Inga's. I think I would have to go with Inga because one time I was butt-banging Jane and she had her head tilted back when I looked into her mouth. I thought I was looking down at a sarlacc.
Does anyone besides Hollywood Guy remember are?
At first, I was pissed off and wanted to scream at the top of my lungs at the tempest storm. What is going on? Fuck you! What do you want from me? And the lightning flashed, the thunder roared. Yet, I do not coward.
I came to terms that I am dumb.
I know two things.
Pink pussy is wonderful. And second, I am a dumb pussy lover.
Fuck the storm. Fuck everything.
What do you want from me?
Here is a beautiful Pink pussy God.
Thank You!
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6505321]If you had a time machine and could go back to fuck one of LA's favorite Eastern Europeans while in their prime, would you see Glendale Jane or Pasadena Inga?
Couldn't find any of my pictures of Jane but inserted are some of Inga's. I think I would have to go with Inga because one time I was butt-banging Jane and she had her head tilted back when I looked into her mouth. I thought I was looking down at a sarlacc.
Does anyone besides Hollywood Guy remember are?[/QUOTE]Why not todays Inga? She looking. She hasn't posted in a while.
[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6514075]Why not todays Inga? She looking. She hasn't posted in a while.[/QUOTE]The preceding title says it all. Talk about glory days and now we are here. There was a time when everyone in LA was picking her up to take her out for some good times. I forget but for a holler, 80 dollars, and a room she would be your Slavic, iceberg blue-eyed, sex servant for hours of the day. "Back in school, she could turn all the boy's heads. " When TJinLA talks about the hooker stare I picture little Inga who is not so little anymore. She had some tools that were never developed like a charming personality (Jane). Instead, she got trapped by demons when developing her personality to connect with others may have freed her.
In the Glory Days, we were hungry men going out to hunt, fight, bleed, slay beasts, and win the damsels' delights. Kiss lots of girls. Wait a minute, these are the glory days. I hope Inga can slay her demons and make back her life.
Otherwise, now we are here. What would Bruce say?
"Think I'm going down to the well tonight And I'm going to drink till I get my fill.
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it, But I probably will.
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture A little of the glory of, well time slips away.
And leaves you with nothing mister but Boring stories of.
Glory days yeah they'll pass you by.
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye.
Glory days, glory days".
[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6514075]Why not todays Inga? She looking. She hasn't posted in a while.[/QUOTE]When I first saw the pic she posted of her looking like Fat Russian housewife I was like Damn!
Glad, I hit that Russian when she was hella skinny!
[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6515223]When I first saw the pic she posted of her looking like Fat Russian housewife I was like Damn!
Glad, I hit that Russian when she was hella skinny![/QUOTE]The new Inga looks like she swallowed and ate the old Inga. When I used to regularly give this Russian my home made creampies in her SGV and LA incalls, she barely weighed 100 lbs!
Talk about your cautionary tale of fall from grace. There but for the grace of the baby Jesus go I.
[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6517008]The new Inga looks like she swallowed and ate the old Inga. When I used to regularly give this Russian my home made creampies in her SGV and LA incalls, she barely weighed 100 lbs!
Talk about your cautionary tale of fall from grace. There but for the grace of the baby Jesus go I.[/QUOTE]You charmer.
Shipping your dollars by the pussy / ship loads to over seas is a question we should ask amourselves.
Deep in my heart, and I mean this, I much rather support people like me. For example, a massage business that is current with the stringent shitty beaurocry. Everyone is certified because they went to the moon and followed the rules got their CMT, posted their information, followed the rules.
Anyone can cheat. Fuck, I think 99% of everyone that comes to Cali is a cheater. They don't follow the rules. They don't care about you. Their pure existence is rob youa.
I just grew a grey hair.
Two branches. He he he. Let the barbarians win. And they will. They will cheat us out of existentes. Like my neighbor, the scum bag. Money money money.
Truth be told. The liars and cheaters are going to ruin it for the rest of us.
$TSLA earnings.
FYI, Elin has her real pics on CGLAs website at the moment for those who haven't seen her. I have a review on her if you want to read as well. She's ehhh. LOL.
[QUOTE=KLoverPanda;6526983]FYI, Elin has her real pics on CGLAs website at the moment for those who haven't seen her. I have a review on her if you want to read as well. She's ehhh. LOL.[/QUOTE]Can confirm real pics as well as ehhh. Weird vibes. Definitely not a ladyboy though.
[QUOTE=DashingD;6526837]Anyone can confirm if Sora is HYA? I'm guessing pics are fake.
Will post if I toftt.[/QUOTE]IG is at torixx_c.
[QUOTE=KLoverPanda;6526983]FYI, Elin has her real pics on CGLAs website at the moment for those who haven't seen her. I have a review on her if you want to read as well. She's ehhh. LOL.[/QUOTE]Those are not her real pics, LOL. They look like her, but definitely not her. Her face is much sharper and she looks more mixed.