The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2216762]Dude you are cruel for that one. I TRY not to judge a book by it's cover.

BG111.[/QUOTE]I personally don't understand half these reviews. I would not look twice at most of these chicks. Granted I am younger than most and really just started. But I'm sure if I was doing this as long as most of you, I might be like. Hmmm I'm sick of the little hot ones lets get an ugly fatty this time! - or how about a chick w one eye! Or one arm! - LOL. But honestly. If I'm dropping some serious scratch like I've been doing recently (my piggy bank is about to be empty) - I'm reaching for the sky. I am only going to dream with the best looking GFEs.

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2216234]I went to see this one in the past and immediately chewed a pack of gum while crying during an5 hour hot shower.

KC.[/QUOTE]So, did you get the surprise that came with that happy meal?

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2216789]So, did you get the surprise that came with that happy meal?[/QUOTE]LOL. Was a really weird experience. No surprise like I was expecting but still really don't know what's going on with this girl or whatever it is. Just strange. She is currently fairly close to the airport I. A decent apartment complex. I won't repeat and wouldn't recommend due to the mind games it will play with your head.

KC.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2216192]BBH, zero posts on checking out pussy?

Just saying.[/QUOTE]This guy (or girl) BBH has a few posts all attacking Savanna. Pretty strange and questions why even be on this board if your just going to attack someone and not participate is the true nature of this community. Whatever anybody says about me the truth is I post reviews and have done so since the beginning. And really none of them can be called into question. So BBH just post some reviews and then start talking shit.

KC.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2216762]Dude you are cruel for that one. I TRY not to judge a book by it's cover.

BG111.[/QUOTE]I try not to judge a book by it's cover either but when purchasing something I definitely do. If I wanted to sleep with girls like this I would become a Gigolo and charge here. Kill two birds with one stone. But everybody has different tastes so what is not good for me may be good for you.

KC.

All your posts are about what other members have said, piggybacking. The few about getting some are from chicks with accounts on here did not verify you with a thank you.

Now I am just saying, that is the pot calling the kettle black my mans.

BBH.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2216192]BBH, zero posts on checking out pussy?

Just saying.[/QUOTE]

More like Don Henley with a Hugh Grant haircut driving an Infiniti Q50. Just plain boring white bread.

Your interpretation is much more fun to picture though!! So have a blast with this my goddess.

But then again what do I know I am just a douchebag running my chops in the rat trap.

BBH.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2216105]Well do you resemble a Shortbus version of Mike Tyson with the Mohawk of Mr. T and wear hospital gloves. Hmmm I'm going to have fun with this Ya douchebag.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2216858]All your posts are about what other members have said, piggybacking. The few about getting some are from chicks with accounts on here did not verify you with a thank you.

Now I am just saying, that is the pot calling the kettle black my mans.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Is anyone else getting sick of this newbie (BBH) besides me?

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2216858]All your posts are about what other members have said, piggybacking. The few about getting some are from chicks with accounts on here did not verify you with a thank you.

Now I am just saying, that is the pot calling the kettle black my mans.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Providers don't need to come on here and thank me, they do that in person during my repeat business.

But my point to you is when are you going to do a review on here?

We could use all the intel we can get. Have you even seen anyone yet, and if so, why no posts to that effect?

Actually, I will come clean with my intent. This is not your only handle. What are you hiding?

[QUOTE=Otwist;2217249]Is anyone else getting sick of this newbie (BBH) besides me?[/QUOTE]Your corner.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2217249]Is anyone else getting sick of this newbie (BBH) besides me?[/QUOTE]Fl is good to go. We trade pics a chicks!

[QUOTE=Otwist;2217249]Is anyone else getting sick of this newbie (BBH) besides me?[/QUOTE]Remember the ignore button!

[QUOTE=Otwist;2217249]Is anyone else getting sick of this newbie (BBH) besides me?[/QUOTE]I think this person is either a newbie, in which case A2 should give him a new start by deleting their profile, or if another name to a person already established here, should call them out.

Why someone would come onto a board to taunt a provider and not do a single review is not really what we are looking for. It is kinda obvious that this person has an agenda.

For those of you who are confused by Flakisser having the same writing style as Jag, and swearing up and down that he is Jag. Sorry to tell you that you are totally wrong. Flakisser is a stand up Guy and definitly not Jag. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=Trini22;2216217]New to this board. Felt it was important to post. I visited Skylar today and let me just say it was AMAZING. She's a pretty cool chick, and she adds a few touches to her body rub that takes it to another level. If you're looking a nice time, with a cute girl and still leave happy, you definitely want to go see Skylar! Treat her with respect, enjoy her company and conversation and she'll ensure she does her best to make sure you leave satisfied and happy. Thanks for an amazing time Skylar! See you around.[/QUOTE]Yet, ANOTHER only hyping Luxsa post.

Wonder who that could be?

Business must really be slow since Elvis left the building.

[QUOTE=JerseyGirl;2217307]For those of you who are confused by Flakisser having the same writing style as Jag, and swearing up and down that he is Jag. Sorry to tell you that you are totally wrong. Flakisser is a stand up Guy and definitly not Jag. Just sayin.[/QUOTE]I don't know you Jersey Girl but somehow you know my PM to FlaKisser where I swore he is the Jag. To my shock he denied it but I am telling you that his writing style is the Jag's but toned down a bit. He also signed off using the word "brothers" (referring to us mongers) and Jag is the ONLY guy who used that vernacular. Even the way he physically set up his paragraph on the review (s) is unique and exactly as Jag did it. I will never believe that he is not Jag so take that to the bank.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2217249]Is anyone else getting sick of this newbie (BBH) besides me?[/QUOTE]I agree Otwist.

While we have trashed, argued, and laughed, many of us have done so with some earned cred. Some of us, like me, do it for fun and as a way to lighten up life. BBH, to go in and pound on a provider, no matter who she is, without real contribution to this community backing your username is out of line. Even if she has earned your distrust, or anger, this is not the way.

While there are trolls, shills, and self-promoters, you need to establish yourself beyond words. Case in point, how do we know you are not a member of the Grady Bunch racking up posts? Or management trying to get ahead of the competition? Or someone with a beef with a provider, or who wants to get back at one?

So while we blast at each other, call names, and make fun here in the Trap, bottom line we protect each other, to an extent in our fictitious lifestyle, no matter how crazy some people are.

This is the nature of the beast, and anyone who enters this world without the cred, is expected to earn it by experience and information sharing. It is what it is BBH, you will never get clear of it unless you step it up in that department.

Of course if you are someone hiding behind a new name, do you care then?

Your choice.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2217629]He also signed off using the word "brothers" (referring to us mongers) and Jag is the ONLY guy who used that vernacular.[/QUOTE]Fuck that, he picked that up from me because it's how I refer to guys in PM's, and have forever.

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2217647]I agree Otwist.

While we have trashed, argued, and laughed, many of us have done so with some earned cred. Some of us, like me, do it for fun and as a way to lighten up life. BBH, to go in and pound on a provider, no matter who she is, without real contribution to this community backing your username is out of line. Even if she has earned your distrust, or anger, this is not the way.

While there are trolls, shills, and self-promoters, you need to establish yourself beyond words. Case in point, how do we know you are not a member of the Grady Bunch racking up posts? Or management trying to get ahead of the competition? Or someone with a beef with a provider, or who wants to get back at one?

So while we blast at each other, call names, and make fun here in the Trap, bottom line we protect each other, to an extent in our fictitious lifestyle, no matter how crazy some people are.

This is the nature of the beast, and anyone who enters this world without the cred, is expected to earn it by experience and information sharing. It is what it is BBH, you will never get clear of it unless you step it up in that department.

Of course if you are someone hiding behind a new name, do you care then?

Your choice.[/QUOTE]For anybody who hasn't figured this out, the USASG is essentially a brick wall that anybody walking by can throw paint on. Anybody that accepts info about anything without going back and getting some sense of the person posting is a fucking idiot. If you are correct and it's the Grady Bunch working up a profile and somebody doesn't do their due diligence before acting on it and ends up seeing stars when they want to see pussy it's just Darwin proving he was right again.

A2.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2216192]BBH, zero posts on checking out pussy?

Just saying.[/QUOTE]Ey.

I am not even remotely close to understanding all that goes on with this continued war of words, but I can attest to my experience with her. We have only met once and it was when she first came on board. The pictures are accurate and she is very good looking, very petite. It was one of the best appointments for me here in Orlando. Very much the GFE and it was also a very intense appointment.

All this other crap just takes too much time and effort, she was a tremendous appointment and one of the better looking women on these boards. Other posts to follow regarding other encounters. They will all be brief, they will all be without hype. One pet peeve, can we eliminate the line "treat her with respect guys". I would like to think that most here are gentlemen and that we do not need that reminder. Just screams out to me that the poster is under the illusion that he is the only one here that has manners.

I have noticed an influx of regular members with inclining forum post. Since August / early September these newbies have spent a lot of time making arguments with the forums seniors members in this thread and no time posting reviews on our ladies! Forum friend beware Orlando is way over due for a big LEO operation or bust!

[QUOTE=FlaKisser;2217736]I really don't care whether you believe me or not AncientOne. I have told you I am not Jag. I asked JerseyGirl to help clear my name because she knows who I am. JG has one of the best reputations on this site and you still don't believe? My mistake was reading this forum and trying to fit in with my reviews. Did I perhaps be more descriptive than was needed? Most likely, but seems most everyone describes their experience in different ways. Don't condemn me just because I'm educated and can describe my dreams well. Thank you JerseyGirl for sticking up for me!

I have a solution: I went back through the posts for 'Pain In My Ass' and found that we have 2 providers in common. Jade (Blonde SP) and MelBaby.

Ask them who I am (or am not). I will be waiting for your apology publicly on this forum.

FlaKisser.[/QUOTE]All doubt just removed. Welcome back. Along with Speculum, PussyMan1, and a few others that I'll be keeping to myself. Douchebag, it's not what you type, it's who you are that jumps off the page.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2217745]All doubt just removed. Welcome back. Along with Speculum, PussyMan1, and a few others that I'll be keeping to myself. Douchebag, it's not what you type, it's who you are that jumps off the page.[/QUOTE]Thank you A2 for verifying what I already knew. I know the others monger names as well and just by reading their "reviews" and low "regular member count" it is obvious that Douchebag is now running a big USAG scam. Fortunately the scam will not be on me or the other SM's who know better. Best of Luck to you and your newest plaything (s) JAG.

MM,

Very good point. There are several of us that have noticed the up tick in newbie traffic. Is it LE? I hadn't thought of that, but will. The whole Vice Squad thing has always been a mystery to me. There are over 300 unsolved violent crimes, that is open cases with real victims, here in Central Florida. It is a little tough to get excited about a bunch of misdirected former Eagle Scouts getting all dressed up in SWAT Halloween outfits acting like they are saving the world. I am reminded of the story I once heard of the difference between managers and supervisors. Supervisors can provide all kinds of tools to cut a road through the jungle but it is managers that climb the tree and notice they are making great progress, but in the wrong jungle. By all means, if there is an ass hole pimp taking advantage of a 15 year old runaway, throw him under the jail. But going after hard working consenting adults, well, and this is just my opinion, that is the wrong jungle.

That said, because MM knows her sit, I will be extra cautious.

Just a few thoughts from an average guy.

C3.

[QUOTE=MicaMyka;2217734]I have noticed an influx of regular members with inclining forum post. Since August / early September these newbies have spent a lot of time making arguments with the forums seniors members in this thread and no time posting reviews on our ladies! Forum friend beware Orlando is way over due for a big LEO operation or bust![/QUOTE]

Let me state it right out, I have never understood porn. For me, watching a guy fuck a girl makes no sense. There are some exceptions. I do like seeing a lady have an orgasm. I just don't want to see a guy's dick causing it. And I do enjoy some bondage and BDSM, but, again, keep the naked guy away. That is just me. You do what you want to do.

Now, I have come across an art project that is pretty titillating. It is called Hysterical Literature. The producer has chosen some ladies to sit at a table and read. The ladies choose the dress and the literature. While they are reading an assistant is under the table with a vibrator. The chick reads for as long as she can.

It ain't porn. No nudity and, other than the occasional sound of a vibrator, these videos don't violate any of the more's of any local society. But they sure are hot.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[URL]http://hystericalliterature.com/sessions/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2217823]Let me state it right out, I have never understood porn. For me, watching a guy fuck a girl makes no sense. There are some exceptions. I do like seeing a lady have an orgasm. I just don't want to see a guy's dick causing it. And I do enjoy some bondage and BDSM, but, again, keep the naked guy away. That is just me. You do what you want to do.

Now, I have come across an art project that is pretty titillating. It is called Hysterical Literature. The producer has chosen some ladies to sit at a table and read. The ladies choose the dress and the literature. While they are reading an assistant is under the table with a vibrator. The chick reads for as long as she can.

It ain't porn. No nudity and, other than the occasional sound of a vibrator, these videos don't violate any of the more's of any local society. But they sure are hot.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[URL]http://hystericalliterature.com/sessions/[/URL][/QUOTE]That's actually pretty cool watching them try to maintain composure.

[QUOTE=MicaMyka;2217734]I have noticed an influx of regular members with inclining forum post. Since August / early September these newbies have spent a lot of time making arguments with the forums seniors members in this thread and no time posting reviews on our ladies! Forum friend beware Orlando is way over due for a big LEO operation or bust![/QUOTE]I just found this site and now there's talk of suspected LE infiltration. I'm no expert, only had a couple AMP encounters but looking to be more active. I was one of those "that doesn't really happen" people until it happened LOL.

[QUOTE=MicaMyka;2217734]I have noticed an influx of regular members with inclining forum post. Since August / early September these newbies have spent a lot of time making arguments with the forums seniors members in this thread and no time posting reviews on our ladies! Forum friend beware Orlando is way over due for a big LEO operation or bust![/QUOTE]I noticed a lot of new BP posts today featuring hot young things that were not showing revealing pictures in their ads. A red flag. Be careful everyone.

Remember, more skin shown in pics equate to less LEO placing the ad!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h37xswCoY0[/URL] is a link for the girlband adam. They sang and filmed this video while using a vibe. Cool stuff!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2217823]Let me state it right out, I have never understood porn. For me, watching a guy fuck a girl makes no sense. There are some exceptions. I do like seeing a lady have an orgasm. I just don't want to see a guy's dick causing it. And I do enjoy some bondage and BDSM, but, again, keep the naked guy away. That is just me. You do what you want to do.

Now, I have come across an art project that is pretty titillating. It is called Hysterical Literature. The producer has chosen some ladies to sit at a table and read. The ladies choose the dress and the literature. While they are reading an assistant is under the table with a vibrator. The chick reads for as long as she can.

It ain't porn. No nudity and, other than the occasional sound of a vibrator, these videos don't violate any of the more's of any local society. But they sure are hot.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[URL]http://hystericalliterature.com/sessions/[/URL][/QUOTE]Soooooooo HOT!

It has came to my attention that everyone on USA thinks FLAKISSER is the jag. .

1.) jag is making his own idiotic site like USA.

2.) I know flakisser. He's a great regular of mine. I see him a couple times a week.

3.) why is everyone on the hunt for jag? Why are yall giving him thus satisfaction. He's probably sitting back and laughing at how much yall talk about him. I know I am.

4.) this site is to put a review so other guys can see if a girl is safe to see. You guys are poisoning it with your drama. Can you guys not just get along and keep it short and simple and leave it be. This isn't a contest of who's more macho.

5.) flakisser isn't jag. He's a very respected regular of mine.

Xoxoxo Mel.

Just Curious? Has anyone here ever REALLY met Jag?

[QUOTE=Cloudcowboy;2217869]I just found this site and now there's talk of suspected LE infiltration. I'm no expert, only had a couple AMP encounters but looking to be more active. I was one of those "that doesn't really happen" people until it happened LOL.[/QUOTE]Little brother, ANYBODY can register and post here. It is both our strength and weakness.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2217696]Fuck that, he picked that up from me because it's how I refer to guys in PM's, and have forever.

For anybody who hasn't figured this out, the USASG is essentially a brick wall that anybody walking by can throw paint on. Anybody that accepts info about anything without going back and getting some sense of the person posting is a fucking idiot. If you are correct and it's the Grady Bunch working up a profile and somebody doesn't do their due diligence before acting on it and ends up seeing stars when they want to see pussy it's just Darwin proving he was right again.

A2.[/QUOTE]You hit the nail right on the head.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2217745]All doubt just removed. Welcome back. Along with Speculum, PussyMan1, and a few others that I'll be keeping to myself. Douchebag, it's not what you type, it's who you are that jumps off the page.[/QUOTE]Yeesh! Guy's worse than a hydra. How many heads will it rear before it gives up?

Maybe he should get a job in the I. Are. S. They are looking for people with his qualifications.