Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1437615]Your handle should be bullcrap not Brahmabull. How do you determine if the person is not a LE or not based on posts. Doesn't still make any sense buddy. A LE can post 100 fake posts and and ask a question, you might get trapped. Look there is no black and white in online. You know the crap, post a response. If you don't want to post just keep quite.

Seriously are you sill living in 1990s?[/QUOTE]Its called experience I wouldn't expect you to know anything about it you clearly do not have any.

Who I share info with is up to me not you. You still haven't gotten any credibility thats how it works on this board, either accept it or find your info elsewhere.

Good Luck.

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1438418]Yeah, I did read and did not find any thing about it asked. Am I missing anything?[/QUOTE]Yes everything. After you posted some solid reviews and verifiable intel maybe we will open up and share it with you. Until then the door isn't open for you yet. Get it?

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1440126]Yes everything. After you posted some solid reviews and verifiable intel maybe we will open up and share it with you. Until then the door isn't open for you yet. Get it?[/QUOTE]I get it. Some angry crowd.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1439453]Saw Candy at TK recently has the body and skin of a 20 something yr old but the face of a 30 something yr old, nice B-cups, very shapely body somewhat of a rarity for asians in my experience. I knew it was going to be a good session when I went in for the TS she took the towel and gave my cock a handshake saying she wanted to meet him as well. As with my last experience at TK the massage was very lame. After massage started with CG, then mish then K9, afterwards made her make up the rest of my time with some more mediocre massage.[/QUOTE]The massage at TK is lackluster, probably not the primary reason for most guys visit at this location though. All 3 GB AMPs offer average to below average massage.

I have not visited Candy, but I have recently seen Diane (Dianna) sp. She was dressed in just a nightie that was barely there, and her TS was the most playfull and engaging that I have had in recent years. Massage was not even weak swedish, then to CG, Lazydog, mish for a finish, slightly shorted on time but she was such a enthusiastic provider I will forgive her that sin.

I am missing Jay at this point, their rotation here seems to prevent finding a go to girl, Diane may shape up, but I will try Candy next thanks to your review.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1440926]The massage at TK is lackluster, probably not the primary reason for most guys visit at this location though. All 3 GB AMPs offer average to below average massage.

I have not visited Candy, but I have recently seen Diane (Dianna) sp. She was dressed in just a nightie that was barely there, and her TS was the most playfull and engaging that I have had in recent years. Massage was not even weak swedish, then to CG, Lazydog, mish for a finish, slightly shorted on time but she was such a enthusiastic provider I will forgive her that sin.

I am missing Jay at this point, their rotation here seems to prevent finding a go to girl, Diane may shape up, but I will try Candy next thanks to your review.[/QUOTE]You should try out Michelle as well she's another good one.

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1440166]I get it. Some angry crowd.[/QUOTE]I learned from reading posts here for a few months beforehand that members here are secretive with their information unless you show you're trustworthy by providing reports. You can't expect members to warm up to you until you are at least a senior member.

[QUOTE=Mailer;1441115]I learned from reading posts here for a few months beforehand that members here are secretive with their information unless you show you're trustworthy by providing reports. You can't expect members to warm up to you until you are at least a senior member.[/QUOTE]Senior status as it is now it meaningless for the most part. As I understand it, it means you have been a member for 6 months and have at least 25 posts. The content of the reports is what's important. Of course it takes more than a few reports but a member who still has a regular status would surely be held in high regard if their reports were good, useful and verifiable. A senior status member with hundreds of useless posts filled with bs, requests for info or negative comments will be treated the same or worse as any noob. Most every member who has taken the time to post good reports and therefore the ones with valuable info that you may be looking for are also going to take the time to see just what you have contributed first.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1441252]Senior status as it is now it meaningless for the most part. As I understand it, it means you have been a member for 6 months and have at least 25 posts. The content of the reports is what's important. Of course it takes more than a few reports but a member who still has a regular status would surely be held in high regard if their reports were good, useful and verifiable. A senior status member with hundreds of useless posts filled with bs, requests for info or negative comments will be treated the same or worse as any noob. Most every member who has taken the time to post good reports and therefore the ones with valuable info that you may be looking for are also going to take the time to see just what you have contributed first.[/QUOTE]Yea that's true posts have to be valuable and not just begging / spam to be seen as a trusted member. That's why I have few posts I try not to post too much unless I truly have something to add and hope for the best in regards to finding information.

Greetings Everyone,

I just wanted to provide a report on my recent experience in P. G. County. I actually have been in the hobby for a while and I am just migrating back to the city. I belonged to some other forums in the past but not this one. I am back now and ready to jump back into the swing of things. So here it goes.

Stopped by one of the parlors on on Sunday night. It was almost closing time so the selection was low and they were not offering a full hour. Anyway, I went inside was directed to a room and was not offered a table shower just an opportunity to get a half hour massage. The woman that walked in was definitely older but willing to go for all. Had a good time and wasnt rushed, but the cigarette smoke breath and advanced age didn't make it a perfect trip for me. Although she was willing to work with me. The DMV area has changed so much since I left. It is dismal compared to what it used to be.

[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1442776]Greetings Everyone,

I just wanted to provide a report on my recent experience in P. G. County. I actually have been in the hobby for a while and I am just migrating back to the city. I belonged to some other forums in the past but not this one. I am back now and ready to jump back into the swing of things. So here it goes.

Stopped by one of the parlors on on Sunday night. It was almost closing time so the selection was low and they were not offering a full hour. Anyway, I went inside was directed to a room and was not offered a table shower just an opportunity to get a half hour massage. The woman that walked in was definitely older but willing to go for all. Had a good time and wasnt rushed, but the cigarette smoke breath and advanced age didn't make it a perfect trip for me. Although she was willing to work with me. The DMV area has changed so much since I left. It is dismal compared to what it used to be.[/QUOTE]Hopefully you will read the forum and many reviews and then try again and again. Throw this one out as 1st report nerves or whatever. Since this contains nothing of value whatsoever.

Everyone here already knows that if you show up minutes before closing you are lucky if you get a 30min massage and you won't get a table shower.

You next review should be better. And you couldn't have picked a more LE sounding forum name if you had tried, that won't help you much either.

[QUOTE=Airtech22;1438376]Hey brother, I'm not knocking you. I have known Cookie as well as several other girls from various establishments for a long time. I also know a little about their "off hours" lives as well. Very normal people when you get to know them, just trying to survive like the rest of us. I will say that even in an enviroment not condusive to FS, getting to know someone and become a regular can earn some pretty spectacular results. Trust and consistancy seem to be light years away from just flashing the dollar when it comes to "getting what you really want"! Just my two cents. I don't post enough for great credibility, but I assure you, I have been in this game for a long time. Good luck my friend on future endevores. Air![/QUOTE]Hey I know you were not knocking me. I'm sure if I lived near a FS AMP and got to know one of the girls my results would be spectacular as you say. Cookie was nice but she is trying to make a living off of "SHMUCKS" like me. I hope you see her again and have a great time. And by the way. Tell her I said hi. Just kidding of course!

Lucky:

I totally agree with you about the number and quality of posts.

Newbie's, you need to build up some "street cred" for seniors to feel comfortable with you. That means taking a few for the team first and asking for referrals second. Maybe there ought to be a minimum of 'X' number of new 'Quality' TOFTT posts for a newbie to gain senior status (just an idea). I've trusted a few 'regular' members in the past, and shared info with them because of the quality of their posts, but with the majority of you newbies it's, "let's-wait-and-see" what you do.

It seems like quite a few newbie's want to be spoon-fed and not take the time to do some research. This forum will provide all the info a newbie needs, to go to a spot to get whatever he wants, if he just takes time to RTFF.

Watch out for the amateurs,

Dirty.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1441252]Senior status as it is now it meaningless for the most part. As I understand it, it means you have been a member for 6 months and have at least 25 posts. The content of the reports is what's important. Of course it takes more than a few reports but a member who still has a regular status would surely be held in high regard if their reports were good, useful and verifiable. A senior status member with hundreds of useless posts filled with bs, requests for info or negative comments will be treated the same or worse as any noob. Most every member who has taken the time to post good reports and therefore the ones with valuable info that you may be looking for are also going to take the time to see just what you have contributed first.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikedD;1443476]Hey I know you were not knocking me. I'm sure if I lived near a FS AMP and got to know one of the girls my results would be spectacular as you say. Cookie was nice but she is trying to make a living off of "SHMUCKS" like me. I hope you see her again and have a great time. And by the way. Tell her I said hi. Just kidding of course![/QUOTE]Trust me brother, your not a "Shmuck". And I beg to differ. Next time you visit "Cookie" I think things will be a little better, and next time a little better and so on, until finally you will stop reporting because you're a regular, and now you will just want to keep things on the "Q-T". I don't post much, but this is due to being just a little bit selfish. Again, just my 2 cents. Looking forward to reading more adventures.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1443197]Hopefully you will read the forum and many reviews and then try again and again. Throw this one out as 1st report nerves or whatever. Since this contains nothing of value whatsoever.

Everyone here already knows that if you show up minutes before closing you are lucky if you get a 30min massage and you won't get a table shower.

You next review should be better. And you couldn't have picked a more LE sounding forum name if you had tried, that won't help you much either.[/QUOTE]No problem,

I could add infinite detail to the posts, however if I do so won't that basically be giving unlce leo exactly what he or she wants?

I am fully aware that if I show up that close to closing time that it won't turn out like I want it to. (Experiences should be detailed as they happen not by leaving out the bad). Of course everyone here who has crept into one of those establishments last minute knows that this will happen. But if I can help the next man then so be it. The forum is for inexperienced and highly experienced members alike.

Definitely not new to the hobby. I will go back and re-edit this post and add more detail (Perhaps, if I feel like it). Secondly the fact that I wrote it on almost no sleep didn't help either. (I actually played a bit more during that weekend, last weekend that is so I shall post my results of my other excursions)

Yes the name may sound LE like but then again no matter what handle a member comes up with or places in front of everyone viewing, there is absolutely no way of knowing whether they are LE or not. A name won't tell anything. Credibility and other factors will. I realize that I am a new member and my trust level is at negative 500 now but that's fine (It is that way on all the forums, and rightly so. I will continue to posts and detail my experiences. Eventually in time cred will come. (If it doesn't so be it). If I had named myself princess penelope, Donkey Kong or the Darth Vader it still would not matter, names mean nothing. Unless you have met the other members in person, or have some other method of verification there is no telling who is at the other end of the console. For all we know you could be the chief of police, as could any other member of this forum. As a senior member you should already know that.

As for the name it is actually an old joke. (A few of my friends and I were out drinking many many years ago. One day and somehow the convo got to porno names, as in if you were a porno star what would your name be. Mine came out as Captain Cruncher. (No relation to any type of LE intended). Drinking and anything with seriousness to it is no fun. Which is why after a few rounds things like this came out? Besides that there are other implications to the name though too.

My next review will be different, I shall re-edit this report (If I have time) and add far more detail. (For the vets here it probably won't be of any use anyway but perhaps a newer members who chooses to read will gain something.

I guess I did leave this one a bit too vague. On to the next adventure.

[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1443647]No problem,

I guess I did leave this one a bit too vague. On to the next adventure.[/QUOTE]It is just constructive advice. As for the name yes they don't mean much but, with new members we need to get comfortable with you before we share information.

Picking a name like that which has meaning to you but unknown to us can hinder that path.

There are many LE lurkers on these types of forums and some even post, its well know that they often think they playing a game with mongers when they pick names hinting at their purpose to find some poor guy who doesn't realize it and passes on information when he shouldn't.

Of course there are a few of them who are smart enough to know better than picking a telling forum name.

Anyway, welcome to the forum, looking forward to your next report.