Massage Parlor Reports

I recently had the benefit of a 4-handed massage without the extra expense and can say it's not worth paying extra.

I tried out a provider for the first time and opted for an hour session when she asked if I wanted her girlfriend to join us for a 4-handed massage (two Latinas in MOCO if you're wondering). I declined, but she asked if the friend could join anyways as she was training her. I agreed since I wasn't paying extra.

At first I enjoyed having an extra set of hands. One worked my back and neck while the trainee worked my legs. The trainee even started the ST early on, and that's what I enjoyed about having the 4 hands: getting worked over on the upper torso while getting played with on the lower. But then I realized I couldn't devote my attention to any single area or masseuse. There is such a thing as sensory overload.

The other downside is twice the hands means twice the speed. I know I'm not the only one who appreciates a non-rushed massage. Even if both are good, the massage is over in half the time. On the flip, having two different women to enjoy was new and more than a handful, but didn't add anything else to the experience. The trainee did the lion's share after the flip while the masseuse I originally came for added a little extra, but not much.

I didn't tip any extra because they rushed, and it's not like they tag-teamed after the flip. So in short: skip it.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1630247]Well, yes, I'm partly looking for a good 4 hand experience. I'm not interested in FS with them I asked the last time I visited my RMP and she said they "might" interact. Same happy ending, but how does tipping work? Same tip for both girls just the one that does the deed? I bet it will end up costing about the same at an AMP if they expect their bigger tips for both girls. At this place the HE is included in the hourly rate and I've typically tipped about $30.[/QUOTE]

So, what's the actual law regarding extracurricular services at MP's? Does it forbid any kind of sexual contact no matter what or does a money offer have to change hands for it to be illegal? I wonder because a place I've been frequenting includes the HE in the basic rate and the tip seems to be ancillary. They've been in business many years and close to a police station so I wonder.

On another topic, a spa related to Shady Grove Spa appears to have reopened under a new name. Both locations shut down this past summer (don't remember the exact time frame). I'm hoping my favorite therapist is still there.

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in my mind. But seriously folks, I doubt there is much anyone could do if you went into any retail establishment or service establishment and met a beautiful practitioner or sales lady who was just so fetching, attractive, and personable, that you and she fell in love then and there. Then suppose you two retired to some part of the building where there was a bit of privacy (even if it turned out that that part of the building were the part of the building where the lady happened to providing some other service (say a massage) to you or demonstrating retail goods to you. And supposing that once you had so retired, you just could no longer resist each other and began making passionate love. Now as long as the lady had not charged you for that love or that passion, or if she had done so but LE had not become aware of it and had no way of becoming aware of it (I. E. You didn't kiss and tell or go around bragging about it or it hadn't actually been LE who made the passionate love upon being offered a good proce for doing so) then I don't believe there is a fucking thing that LE could do about this state of affairs.

Now if you had been in a restaurant and the one you felll in love with had been one of the wait staff, one of the cooks, etc, etc, and you made the passionate love in the kitchen or in the restroom in front of a kid or a customer, then you might have a problem. But what I'm trying to say is that if it turns out that you "fell in love" with one of the staff members in an AMP and made love with her because of natural and mutual attraction (and that you will both agree to that) there's not a fucking thing a cop can do.

That presupposes that the cops don't find a huge supply of condoms in the joint, giving rise to a reasonable suspicion that the place is some level or form of whorehouse. Otherwise your fucked.

Got it?

Don't obsess too much over it. Enjoy your life. Enjoy your sex life. Life is too unenjoyable as it is and too short to be that way.

LexLuther

Nope, not obsessing, just curious. This place doesn't offer anything beyond HR so I think they fly UTR pretty well. I hesitate to write any reviews for fear of their getting too popular with LE in particular.

So, does anyone have any advice on four hand tipping? So let's say the regular hourly rate is $70 as it is at a place I've been to up in Columbia. So the basic rate for four hands would be $140 unless they make some kind of adjustment. Now, normally the expected tip for a certain service is $60-80. Would both girls expect the full tip? I don't know that both girls would perform said service together and not sure it'd be worth it (I. E. Too fast) if they just use their hands. Now, if both were performing CBJ that might be worth ponying up for! Assuming both expect full tip, total damage would run about $260-300.

The place I'm considering that offers four hand for $240 I imagine I would tip $30 a piece, so still running $300 max. At least I know I'll get a good massage based on past experience. The basic rate includes the standard ending.

Granted, I don't know too many AMP's that offer four hands or that aren't a rip-off, from what I've been told upon asking about ads I've posted inquiries about.

I figure YOLO so I want to try this at least once. I plan to take the plunge this summer when I have a little more freedom.

Look, tipping is not a hard and fast science. I'm fairly certain that the establishment is going to charge you for two girls. So kiss that amount good bye. Then afterwards, you must decide how good it was. If you think both women put out for you very well, took care of all your needs, were polite, did their work well, then you must tip them both quite well. Then go down from there and deduct for shortcomings.

A tip is really your way of showing your pleasure for services above and beyond that which one should expect. If they don't like it, then tell them to put on a better performance next time. It's just that simple.

LexLuther

Saw the add in CL 60min only $39 anyone try this place yet?

[QUOTE=Kamen;1649356]Saw the add in CL 60min only $39 anyone try this place yet?[/QUOTE]I went by and TOFTT a few days ago and it's a legit massage. Just wall partitions setup with curtains covering each one. I striped down to birthday just in case but nothing ever happened, they give you a stamp card so after your 10th you get one free.

[QUOTE=Shallow Hall; 1563941]Perused the NOVA board recently as I was planning to be around the SW section of 495. I read a couple of positive reviews of a provider, Nikki. She doesn't offer FS or any oral experience (says so on her web page) , but I was intrigued by her NURU massage. She exceeded my expectations.

Her place was clean and quiet, she was deeply involved from the start, engaged throughout, did not rush, and genuinely wanted me to have a good experience. Being a spinner with good looks helped also.

We started with a massage that involved B2B and encouraged roaming. Next she joined me in the shower and we "cleaned" each other. After was the Nuru massage on a queen sized air mattress. She started me face down, then flipped me over, and then encouraged me to "massage" her. Not as easy as it sounds when you're both covered in the slick Nuru. The fun continued in the shower as we cleaned off the Nuru which is why I say she was engaged throughout. She could have become all business and rushed to clean us up and leave, but kept the exotic experience instead.

Pricier than almost anything you'll find locally, but she also has specials and discounts.

[url]http://exoticxscape4you.com/[/url][/QUOTE]I saved this for a future occasion (checked out Bebe but she's super expensive) but her site is unavailable now. Is she gone?

Hello all, first post. I'll try to keep it short. I'm fairly new to this, but I've tried quite a few places since last Nov, here are my experiences:

Shady Grove Spa (now closed): It is a shame, I only went one time spur of the moment but I can only imagine. I remembered seeing some sort of bust across the street while at the drive thru many months prior, but I decided to check it out anyway. I was met by a lovely, thick (5'3" maybe 130, D cup easy) , Asian lady, mid 30's and asked for an hour. I was quoted 80 but I got the vibe (she was wearing funky clothes) so I agreed. Decent standard massage, had me flip over, never offered any extras. The timer went off and I asked about my friend, and I left happy after a little bit of flirting. Roaming was definitely allowed and she was well into it (so likely more as well) but since this was the first time I'd been successful (in the US) it was quite exciting and I didn't last.

Meridian (Lakeforest. Legit): Got a decent looking Asian first time around, no extras offered; pointed at the end and got a headshake and apology when I walked out the door. There was an older Asian (owner) there so I wasn't sure. Went a second time and got a slim, older, NOT decent looking Asian and a NO when I pointed. Tried to roam and got the slapped hand.

Devine (Rockville. Legit): .50 (haggled). Older (over 40) Korean maybe? Overweight, but very decent massage. Went twice, asked second time, explicitly stated no extras.

Annie's (formerly Foot Spa) (Rockville. Legit): .80. Went once, very good looking Asian and decent massage but no extras and papers on the wall stating no unlawful activity.

No Name (Twinbrook): .60. Residence, basement operation, Asian, been twice. First time around another girl came in about halfway through and was chatting a bit with my masseuse and either thought it was rude or was trying to upsell me on a four hand because she joined in for the rest of the time. My friend popped up a couple times and was met with giggles between the girls, at the time it was my first experience in a residential place so I didn't want to ask. They never offered extras. Very, very good massage from the girl though, can't remember her name.

Angel (Rockville): .60. I could not locate this one in search engines so I'm not sure how long it's been open, but this is one of the areas the busts awhile back happened, so you'll know what I'm talking about if you know the area. It's also a few doors down from another place which all reports I've found so far say is legit. I went today and got Sara, very good massage and no extras offered, but she did let me roam around the back for pretty much the whole hour. No other roaming allowed, and when I pointed at the end she declined and said she never does. First time there and like I said, it's a hot area. Will keep you posted.

Also, I saw Shema, I'm sure you've seen the Tantra ads. Fellas, in my opinion, just stay away. Her pics are possibly her, but like another review online (which I should have listened to) says, from at least 20 years ago. She's an overweight (maybe 180 at 5'7") black lady with tons of makeup and fake nails. Her melons are massive, but very dense and yet saggy. She has a Bush covering lips that look like they could swallow a small dog. She's pretty off-putting but has some decent hand skills, full roaming allowed but it's not even worth it. Yeah yeah, I said F it and went in even after seeing her. $.40 in damages, definitely not worth it.

So anyway, I'll try to keep updating as I continue. Hope I earned some cred, PM me with any questions. Guess that wasn't very short.

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Hot as hell, but a huge tease. Great massage, but nothing more.

Saw an add on CL for a new MoCo spot in a small town house / office behind the car wash right off Shady Grove, .80 for the hour and pretty hot therapists, one Andrea was amaxong, and offered more service next visit, this time got down to the panties and asked for 60 with a HJ. Not bad but not a lot of mutual touching allowed, guess being the first time she was nervous.

[QUOTE=Kamen;1649356]Saw the add in CL 60min only $39 anyone try this place yet?[/QUOTE]Yea pretty legit, but Jenny seems to take a few passes and rubs against the boys and her soft massage is very teasing, but nothing more. Someome posted Chu was good, but thats a guy. So not sure if thats any good info if anyone is down for that?

[QUOTE=Mdfreak;1680277]Saw an add on CL for a new MoCo spot in a small town house / office behind the car wash right off Shady Grove, .80 for the hour and pretty hot therapists, one Andrea was amaxong, and offered more service next visit, this time got down to the panties and asked for 60 with a HJ. Not bad but not a lot of mutual touching allowed, guess being the first time she was nervous.[/QUOTE]Good catch. I thought I spotted that awhile ago. I'll check it out and report back.

Anybody know anything about the ad on CL in the Village? Club House Road?

[QUOTE=Smang; 1680379]Good catch. I thought I spotted that awhile ago. I'll check it out and report back.

Anybody know anything about the ad on CL in the Village? Club House Road?[/QUOTE]Angela-

Pretty Asian in shape, big bust.

Massage 9/10.

Ending-standard.

She pulls her shirt / bra up at end.

[Difficult to reach by phone]

[QUOTE=MdFreak;1680277]Saw an add on CL for a new MoCo spot in a small town house / office behind the car wash right off Shady Grove, .80 for the hour and pretty hot therapists, one Andrea was amaxong, and offered more service next visit, this time got down to the panties and asked for 60 with a HJ. Not bad but not a lot of mutual touching allowed, guess being the first time she was nervous.[/QUOTE]Good post but you should limit the juicy details to PM's from trusted members. In case you don't know you're in Moco and this place will most likely be busted / visited by inspectors once its on the radar. It's a shame how quickly the places in Moco disappear.