Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CakeLover13;5870197]Yes, that is the spot of the former VIP and yes that was my very first massage place I went to, after seeing an ad, in the sun times LOL. Then I found United. I've been hooked ever since to thos hobby.

.[/QUOTE]The first time I went there was after work one night. I stopped at a drive thru ATM to get cash, and was so worked up and nervous, I left my ATM card in the machine. Didn't discover that until the next morning, but luckily no one was able to use it.

Anyway, I ripped my little coupon / ad out of the Sun-Times for a $45 massage (table shower included!) and drove out there. I got there a little after 8 and rang the bell. Mamasan lets me and tells me they are busy and would I like to wait? I'm like Sure, I'm already here. Remember this is like the first AMP in Chicago, and I wasn't able to drive down to another one. So she takes me to the back room where there are some LazyBoy massage recliners. Sets me up in one of those, starts the massager going, and tells me she will be back when one of the girls is free.

Now I've had a long week, been up early, and pretty soon, I'm relaxing and dozing off. Suddenly I'm awakened by the startled voice of one of the girls. There's a lot of excited chatter back and forth in Chinese or Korean. MMS comes running in, and she and Girl are both standing over me talking. MMS is apologizing to me because she forgot about me. It had been 20-25 minutes and none of the girls knew I was there.

They take me in to the VIP room. Sliding Shoji doors to enter. Futon on the floor. Soft music playing. Low lights. Nicely decorated with Asian influences. Back when they cared about that kind of thing. They tell me they will give me special room and special massage to make up for it.

My first table shower, MMS and girl drying me off, all making sure I'm ok. Really nice massage on the floor with cat bath on the boys and butt, and then on the flip a CBJ. I maybe lasted 30 seconds. It was all so new to me.

My second trip there was even better. Table shower by one of the prettiest Asian women I had ever seen. She takes me to the room and is drying me me off, she drops to her knees and blows on my dick as she is drying with the towel. Looks at me with big eyes. I was so done for. Whatever she wanted was hers LOL. Sad thing is she was only there for a couple of weeks. She and mamas didn't get along.

Like you said, after that I was hooked. Thanks for indulging me and letting me take the trip down memory lane

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;5870682]
Like you said, after that I was hooked. Thanks for indulging me and letting me take the trip down memory lane[/QUOTE]Happy G talk about memory lane remember Chinatown?

Good to see you around.

Long time lurker, 1st time posting. So I had to work near the airport so I visited Harmony Spa last week. Place was busy during lunch time and I drew a tall Korean gal who was very pretty and young. Her massage was so-so but relaxing. Everything seemed to go well until I turned over and started discussing menu options. She was demanding $180 for L3 and I tried to stick to my $140. I ended up paying $160 but she had a pissy attitude and I regret that I didn't walk out. Instead I went thru all the motions of CBJ, CG, and finished Missionary with a dead fish. The haggling of negotiation totally ruined the mood for both of us, and I don't think I will ever go back to this place. To make matters worse, now I have some kind of rash in my groin area, WTF!

Went yesterday for the first time, and got Ginger slender, beautiful rack, sweet V not much ass but anyways I was going to go to town no matter what. Seems like they're all named Ginger nowadays. 80 door fee for the hour then extras were starting at 160 I said I only had 140 so she agreed started with the back teasing the boys and my ass, then started sucking from behind while stroking. On the flip 69, cowgirl, doggy while holding her arms back even stuck my Thumb up in that flat ass. Overall not bad I'd definitely repeat. Mamasan said 2 new girls coming tomorrow which is today and she has 4 girls total. She wasn't bad herself like the usual ones. Be safe everyone.

[QUOTE=ElChinito;5886743]Long time lurker, 1st time posting. So I had to work near the airport so I visited Harmony Spa last week. Place was busy during lunch time and I drew a tall Korean gal who was very pretty and young. Her massage was so-so but relaxing. Everything seemed to go well until I turned over and started discussing menu options. She was demanding $180 for L3 and I tried to stick to my $140. I ended up paying $160 but she had a pissy attitude and I regret that I didn't walk out. Instead I went thru all the motions of CBJ, CG, and finished Missionary with a dead fish. The haggling of negotiation totally ruined the mood for both of us, and I don't think I will ever go back to this place. To make matters worse, now I have some kind of rash in my groin area, WTF![/QUOTE]Was in the parking lot due to all the recent good reviews, when I saw the very end of this post and took my ass home. Thanks and hope it cleared up! I have to say that I debated it for a bit though!

This place is fantastic right now and the best in the area. 80+180 gets a nice shower clean and HJ, sauna, and wonderful session in room with super hot women. Had Apple (7/10 in looks) and Ela (9/10) in the past few weeks. Both good bodies. Ela is a dream though. Super skinny. Amazing waist, perfect fake tits.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5971135]This place is fantastic right now and the best in the area. 80+180 gets a nice shower clean and HJ, sauna, and wonderful session in room with super hot women. Had Apple (7/10 in looks) and Ela (9/10) in the past few weeks. Both good bodies. Ela is a dream though. Super skinny. Amazing waist, perfect fake tits.[/QUOTE]180 for L1. Am I reading it correctly?

For those not familiar with Harmony, they are tucked away in a mall, next door to a greek take out place. The spa itself appears clean with sliding doors to each room. My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered. Overall pretty expensive, but worth it due to the age of the masseuse, especially if your use to seeing 50 yr olds behind the doors.

[QUOTE=Lurking;5982042]For those not familiar with Harmony, they are tucked away in a mall, next door to a greek take out place. The spa itself appears clean with sliding doors to each room. My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered. Overall pretty expensive, but worth it due to the age of the masseuse, especially if your use to seeing 50 yr olds behind the doors.[/QUOTE]I had had an identical experience a few times early this spring, with a decent looking, mid-thirties, provider, although I paid $140. Her name was Bobo or Popo. The session lasted about 45 min. I guess they didn't offer a full hour. It was ok, but nothing special service.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5971135]This place is fantastic right now and the best in the area. 80+180 gets a nice shower clean and HJ, sauna, and wonderful session in room with super hot women. Had Apple (7/10 in looks) and Ela (9/10) in the past few weeks. Both good bodies. Ela is a dream though. Super skinny. Amazing waist, perfect fake tits.[/QUOTE]So you got L1 (HJ) while in the shower, then round two later in the room? Please clarify.

[QUOTE=Lurking;5982042]My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered[/QUOTE]I hate to break your balls, but Amber is in her 40's, NOT no 20's. In fact, you will NOT find any MT's at these KMP's that are in their 20's.

Anyone know before I make the hike up from Waukegan? Have gotten turned down at exercise and sunny at mt for being 20 LOL and don't want to go all the way to the city.

[QUOTE=JXE20;5987760]Anyone know before I make the hike up from Waukegan? Have gotten turned down at exercise and sunny at mt for being 20 LOL and don't want to go all the way to the city.[/QUOTE]That is a hard question. If you have are looking very young they may check your I'd but is not a common practice for a spa to check an I'd. I know youngsters who grow beard and / or mustache to look older and it helps.

[QUOTE=Industrial;5982114]So you got L1 (HJ) while in the shower, then round two later in the room? Please clarify.[/QUOTE]HJ in shower. HJ in sauna, massage and fucked in room.

Was that msog.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5991841]HJ in shower. HJ in sauna, massage and fucked in room.[/QUOTE]