Massage Parlor Reports

Well I answered my own question. Got in there today. It was very below average massage. I drew an older lady. Her twins are way enhanced and I'd even go so far to say she has had some face work done too.

The lady was not unattractive but very disinterested, quiet, no smiling. Her English was good when she spoke the few words I could get out of her.

The table shower was very good. The sauna was good too.

On the stomach, I told her I wanted a hard massage and that did not happen. Very uneventful. She did the usual soft touch before the flip.

On the flip, she completed a very mechanical standard finish. A lot better places out there so am not going back here.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;1887517]I have tried to go to LANES twice recently but it seems there is one girl working so could not get in. I know this has been around for years. Is this recommended with current lineup?[/QUOTE]

Anyone know what happened to Lydia the the tall Polish girl from the place on midwest road? I know she went to another place in Wheaton but haven't seen her or know of where she is anymore. She gave me her number but I lost it. Anyone got her number or know where she is working these days?

Anyone been to the new Cove Spa on 22nd Street in Lombard, just east of Finley? As I was driving by there today, I just noticed it for the first time. It was about 10:30 AM, and I figured I'd TOFTT, so I parked in front of the place and walked in. The door was unlocked, but it just leads to a small entrance with another door that is locked with a buzzer and a small window. I ran the buzzer and a nicer looking 30 +- year old Asian greeted me at the window. She said they were all booked up until about noon and told me to come back after noon. She said it's. 70 at the door, which includes a table shower. I was too busy to come back and give it a try this afternoon, and before I TOFTT, I wanted to hear if anyone else has been there. Surprised to not see any reports on here yet about this place.

Went to Pine, Joanne gone on long vacation as mama say. Have good girl for you said mama.

In come Lisa. Shot but have a nice body. Totally opposite to Joanne in terms of personality but in a good way. Cleaned all area on the table shower, a minute in the sauna and back to the room. Message was very good and after the flip were quit enjoyable also.

Two thumbs up. Totally recommend.

Have fun and be safe.

Finally had a chance to stop by this place today and get a massage. They have been open for 3 months and have 2 Korean girls working there. The one I had is about 30 years old and is an 8/10 for looks and also gave a great massage. Made sure to wash everything during the table shower. They also have a nice little sauna to help dry off after the TS. The place is spotless clean, and is owned by an American guy and his Korean wife. Appartnely this is the only spa they own. Left satisified and will definatley be back. It's. 70 at the door for 1 hour, and that includes the table shower.

There were lots of guys stopping by, and in and out while I was there, so I'm not sure why there are no reports on this place. Maybe they are trying to stay under the radar?

Fellas,

I went to this place Saturday evening. Avoid it.

My therapist was Bonnie. On a scale of 1 to 10: Looks- 5, Table shower. 4, Massage. 4.

This is my first time in a very long time that I left an AMP unHappy.

Play safe, Happy hunting.

Agree. This place sucks.

[QUOTE=Devlin;1901629]Fellas,

I went to this place Saturday evening. Avoid it.

My therapist was Bonnie. On a scale of 1 to 10: Looks- 5, Table shower. 4, Massage. 4.

This is my first time in a very long time that I left an AMP unHappy.

Play safe, Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]

With Joanne gone for the moment, I saw Lisa today. Average massage, was stepping on me, not a fan. But her light touch and performance on the flip was awesome. Sweet girl, still prefer Joanne, but Lisa is great.

Drove by Elite Massage yesterday, and they were closed. Not sure if it is permanent or not?

[QUOTE=Devlin;1901629]Fellas,

I went to this place Saturday evening. Avoid it.

My therapist was Bonnie. On a scale of 1 to 10: Looks- 5, Table shower. 4, Massage. 4.

This is my first time in a very long time that I left an AMP unHappy.

Play safe, Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of an experience at 1026 and Ashland in Chicago. I always left happy over the years, except that one time about a year or two ago with an Eastern European therapist that sent me home with blue balls. I haven't gone back since so I don't know about the current offerings.

In the case of Garden, there is a reason they have not been shut down. They are super cautious. It may take multiple visits, and you can get lucky, but it will be a mechanical, not an erotic, exercise.

I agree that this place should be avoided.

Interesting during the week it was closed. I've been by on the weekends when they were closed. After my last experience there I'm avoiding this place for a while.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;1903183]Drove by Elite Massage yesterday, and they were closed. Not sure if it is permanent or not?[/QUOTE]

Seconded. I went there about two years ago. I don't remember the MP's name. But it was a crappy massage, she shorted me on time (I was in and out in around 40 minutes) and tried to haggle for more of a tip. Never went back.

[QUOTE=Devlin;1901629]Fellas,

I went to this place Saturday evening. Avoid it.

My therapist was Bonnie. On a scale of 1 to 10: Looks- 5, Table shower. 4, Massage. 4.

This is my first time in a very long time that I left an AMP unHappy.

Play safe, Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]

I was traveling through Carol Stream today and saw a sign advertising a new Asian Spa, this was off of North and Gundersen. I'm not from that area and usally don't swim in uncharted waters. Any comments or thoughts on this place?

[QUOTE=SouthSideRed;1906388]I was traveling through Carol Stream today and saw a sign advertising a new Asian Spa, this was off of North and Gundersen. I'm not from that area and usally don't swim in uncharted waters. Any comments or thoughts on this place?[/QUOTE]Most of the places on North Avenue are called, "Jack Shacks." Total Rip Offs. You have been Warned.

[QUOTE=RonM;1906403]Most of the places on North Avenue are called, "Jack Shacks." Total Rip Offs. You have been Warned.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the caution. I knew about places along Lake Street as being jack shacks, but not this area, I will keep away.