Detroit Incident. Thanks SGA Community
I can't thank all of y'all enough. The outpouring of support, suggestions and sympathy through this forum and pm's has been overwhelming and touched my heart in a way that can not be described by mere words.
That fateful day in Detroit (see post below) changed me forever. The experience rocked me to my core. Shook the foundation of my manliness. Affected my self confidence. Once a proud and proficient loving monger machine, now just a shell of my former self. I have regressed to, dare I say it, fledgling. Give me just a moment as I am feeling verklempt. *.
Ok, now that my story is out there and I have admitted my problem. I need to rebuild. I'm going to need some help. I can't do this on my own. But where can a once proud monger find the professional help he may need. Society does not care about me or our issues. Maybe if I could get some counsel from a sage professional monger. You know, a man's man, a *Man of men, someone who really knows how to do it good. Wait a minute! *That's it. What about Tits? *I know Tits could help me. If only he could tell me where I went wrong, what I could do next time and what he would have done in my situation. Oh Tits, if you are out there somewhere I can only hope that you receive this cyber SOS! *If you know Tits, please tell him his help is needed. *.
You'll get what's coming to you
[QUOTE=AshleyLebanon;2835674]I'm feeling a little left out and unloved! Ha-ha! Just kidding! See you soon![/QUOTE]Don't worry Ashley, you'll get your turn to feel used and cheapened, just like all my favorites!
-Jeepster1.