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[QUOTE=Another One]Saw NovaGuy's report on her (8/17), but no other reports on this board or the DC board. While I respect NovaGuy's opinion, it's always nice to have other feedback as well.
A few reviews on TER, but I tend to discount those as too easily forged by shills or LE.
So, just wondering if anyone else has had any experiences with Alyssa. Especially whether there is any suspicion that she has any LE involvement.
Thanks for any feedback,
Another One
Her website: [url]http://sexxxyalyssaburke.com[/url]
Here's the text of her current CL post:
At Times I Prefer Soft, Slow And Sensual Caresses...
At Other Times I Prefer It Hard, Fast, And Naughty
All GFE All Of The Time **T*E*R**Reviewed**
**150/30 Minutes** 200/60 Minutes
Think up 50 additional reasons to enjoy int'l travel to gr33c3[/QUOTE]I went to go see her one time. She shows her body in the pics because she has a good body, but she doesn't show her face because it does not look good. I wasn't about to pay that much to see her so I left. You might be ok with her, but I just happened to find her fugly. I might have stuck around if it was 1.0 instead of 1.5 or 2.0.
Thursday:
Went to Tysons in the early afternoon. Did not fully understand her name. She was 5'2'' or 5'3". Face was cute. Typical body. Bust was a 34 b. She stripped down naked after we talked a little to get comfortable. SHe was by herself at the time and said she was napping because it was slow. Started with a nice firm massage. Switched to the soft brush strokes after 15 minutes. Flipped me over and continued with the brush strokes in the appropriate places. Started in CG, then mish, doggie, then mish again. She was not very enthusiastic and kept angling her pelvis in a way that prevented deep strokes. Kept repeating "you cum now". She finished me with a HJ. I won't repeat with her. Not bad. Just not worth a second time.
Friday:
Called a Mature BBW off of CL named Joy. Usual 2 call set up. I get there and find a very voluptous woman. She acted like my mistress. Lots of stroking, kissing, fondling. Then she started an out of this world CBJ. Did some trick with her tounge that was amazing. A flicking, popping sensation up and down the shaft while I was in her mouth. That lasted a good 10 or 15 minutes. She got on top first and I got to play with her huge floppy tits. We then changed to mish, doggie and mish again. Grabbing that huge sexy ass was a big turn on. She talked dirty the whole time. She let me pound the shit out of that big sexy body. This was my first plumper and I really enjoyed that cushion.
Saturday:
Called Joy's "sister" on Saturday. Pretty much the same as above. I am not sure if they are really sisters though. They are friendly, sweet, and awesome to push into though. They said they work together on occasions. I have never had a 3-some. It is $$.2 for .5 hour for that service. I may consider it for next weekend.
I am slowly going crazy here! I cannot find what I want for my next adventure!
Maybe you fellows can connect me with a black one? I mean BLACK. Not tan, not latte, not caramel what I want is more like black licorice or a black cat color, at a low price. Know any??
I have sampled the wares of every other shade from very pale white up to and through milk chocolate. Black licorice is the one I need to taste next!
So far, there is NOTHING better than a Korean!!!
Thanks!
JJ
Okay,
Tried that alexandria place on van dorn today. Wendy is a sweet midaged Thai lady that gives a thorough massage. She has that kind of face where in the beginning it's average and then it suddenly grows on you to being pretty. I have to warn you that her voice is kind of rough but when she starts talking dirty it's kind of sexy. She has an average body with nice wonkers that willie enjoyed rubbing against. I'm ashamed to admit it but I was intrigued by her and curious what the other provider there looked like. Good times.
I have two more places to check out. Both Korean. Wish me luck.
LJ
[QUOTE=Another One]Hmm. Let's see:
"Read" Yeah, got that part.
"The" Pretty sure about that part.
"Fuckin'" VERY sure about that part.
"Forum" Yeah, pretty good on that part as well.
So, I think I understand all of it. Thanks for asking, though.
Roger that. Will do.
AO signing off.[/QUOTE]
LOL... Imagine if RTFF meant "Rim that F'n Female"
[post=573098]Here is a link to my report on Sidney Starr, who calls Tyson's home. [/post]
I had a great session with her while she was traveling. The report linked here has a link to her some current online pics and a couple of great shots she has posted.
LL
[QUOTE=Hungry N Horny]Something weird is happening in Tysons tonight. Went to an appointment and went to back of hotel to park (don't like to park out front when mongering). In bak on second floor were three guys smoking around a table with big cameras on deck. Also saw a TV truck parked in next lot over. Decided to cancel my appointment with excuse of traffic--and girl said come later she was open for next two hours with no appointment. Antenna really began to vibrate--good thing I use my pay for play phone. Would hate to think what may have happened if I used real phone.
When I got home I saw a post on CL about Dateline--so these may be the same guys--be careful.[/QUOTE]Man. I am sorry about trying to dismiss your fears. They were certainly justified. Everyone should read this article. Chris Matthews! What are you doing!
[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=94930&boardID=6&page=1[/url]
This girl spells her name several different ways on CL, but pronounces it tah-lee-ah, so for simplicity I will refer to her as Talia.
So.... I went to see Talia (and friend) this weekend for a "sensual 4-hands bodyrub" at her Vienna incall. I had never met Talia, and I've never had a 4-hands before, so I was really psyched. Stricly no FS by the way!
Got there, and her friend (Tara) answered the door. Not my type at all, she had a little too much padding and she had that 'baby fat donut' thing going on. I was almost ready to bail, but then I caught sight of Talia, and holy smokes! She was my type and a half! A real hottie, About 110lbs (if even that), tight little body, smmmmmokin' ass. I was in the door before you could say "baby oil."
Handed over the donation, and they dissapeared into the bathroom. Reappeared in their panties. Now I don't know if you've ever had the pleasure, but 4-hands is a very unusual and pleasurable experience. I enjoyed the rub immensely, but unfortunately the enjoyment ended at the flip!
Tara grabbed hold of me, and I swear she was trying to choke it! Yank, yank, yank! I had to ask Talia to take over, and then I had to ask them to take off the remaining garment. "We don't normally do that," but they did. I was not permitted to touch below the belt. I was just in the process of popping, and get this.....she stopped! Mr. Wiggly didn't know whether he was coming or going.
All this while their cell phones were ringing off the hook!
I got the distinct impression that Talia was made uncomfortable with her friend's presence. I know that she does solo sessions too, and because she is so damn hot, I am inclined to try her out again in the future. But it will be in the distant future, and not until this forgetable experience fades in my memory.
The Stats...
Talia
29 - 30 (ish)
Perky A cup
Looks: 8 - 9
Attitude: 5
Performance: 4
Repeat: Perhaps (But Solo!)
Tara
28 (ish)
C/D cup
Looks: 3
Attitude: 5
Performance: 4
Repeat: Absolutely not
Peace,
Dubliner
Seeing the world four hands at a time
Back from vacation (well thats what I'll call it, after all when the company sends you to the south pacific on bussiness its sort of a vacation), so Saturday, still feeling the effects of jetlag I decided to try and cure it the oldfashioned way, pound-it out, then get some sleep, I noticed some new tail on the CL, so I set-up an appointment with Jenna, [url]http: //washingtondc. Craigslist.org/nva/ers/434598528.html[/url] nice little spinner from New Jersey, so I drove out to tysons, pay for an hour and she gets right to it, on her knees giving me a BBBJ, and boys she is talented, deepthoarting me until I almost lost it, then she put the helmet on and we have at it, I am pounding this chick, miss, doggie, her on top, on the floor, sweet is pouring off me, she is really getting into it, and I've got 20 minutes to go in the hour, when her friend (Star) knocks at the door and says "the manager is on his way up, you've got to go", so I'm throwing my clothes on and notice that Jenna had a phone under the pillows on the bed, and all of a sudden I feel like I'm being played, and sure enough I was, after I left out the stairs and back door, and waited the 30 minutes they told me to, then I call back and Star says Jenna has left because of an emergency, I press, and she then tells me that I was taking too long, come on, you pay for an hour and only get 40 mins, so I'm out $$, and the volcano didn't even get to erupt, major case of blueballs. Lesson learned, no AMP has ever done that to me. BR
[QUOTE=Bubba Ray]Back from vacation (well thats what I'll call it, after all when the company sends you to the south pacific on bussiness its sort of a vacation), so Saturday, still feeling the effects of jetlag I decided to try and cure it the oldfashioned way, pound-it out, then get some sleep, I noticed some new tail on the CL, so I set-up an appointment with Jenna, [url]http: //washingtondc. Craigslist.org/nva/ers/434598528.html[/url] nice little spinner from New Jersey, so I drove out to tysons, pay for an hour and she gets right to it, on her knees giving me a BBBJ, and boys she is talented, deepthoarting me until I almost lost it, then she put the helmet on and we have at it, I am pounding this chick, miss, doggie, her on top, on the floor, sweet is pouring off me, she is really getting into it, and I've got 20 minutes to go in the hour, when her friend (Star) knocks at the door and says "the manager is on his way up, you've got to go", so I'm throwing my clothes on and notice that Jenna had a phone under the pillows on the bed, and all of a sudden I feel like I'm being played, and sure enough I was, after I left out the stairs and back door, and waited the 30 minutes they told me to, then I call back and Star says Jenna has left because of an emergency, I press, and she then tells me that I was taking too long, come on, you pay for an hour and only get 40 mins, so I'm out $$, and the volcano didn't even get to erupt, major case of blueballs. Lesson learned, no AMP has ever done that to me. BR[/QUOTE]Most of us, myself included, usually figure if she was gonna let me start fucking her, the major worries were over. The tale show that is a poor assumption. That is pretty fucked up to have that shit going on as a pre-planned strategy.
I think I have uncovered [url=http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ers/nva?query=905-3299] Guilt by association[/url]...
Click the link, interesting group of ladies.
LL
I finally broke my cherry here in Nova. I arrange a date with Angie Lee. It took me 3 days to set this up. She was checking references. It took me about 5 calls to reach her place. When she opened the door She was all about business. She asked me for my license then make me sign a piece of paper saying we are no doing anything illegal.
Then we went upstairs, and she started to caressing my arms, not DFK. I had DATY, some CBJ. I got really frustrated, because she adversies as GFE but does not do none of it. Anyways I wanted to get out of there. After 45 minutes I asked to nothing like her HJ which she did. I finally came. she does not look nothing like her pics. All in all not GFE. My suggestion, AVOID.
Hers is the link
[url]http://www.everymanstaste.com/angieleemiddle.htm[/url]
Thanks fro the warning about CM and his crusade, will be careful out there
[QUOTE=Dr Gfe]I finally broke my cherry here in Nova. I arrange a date with Angie Lee. It took me 3 days to set this up. She was checking references. It took me about 5 calls to reach her place. When she opened the door She was all about business. She asked me for my license then make me sign a piece of paper saying we are no doing anything illegal.
Then we went upstairs, and she started to caressing my arms, not DFK. I had DATY, some CBJ. I got really frustrated, because she adversies as GFE but does not do none of it. Anyways I wanted to get out of there. After 45 minutes I asked to nothing like her HJ which she did. I finally came. she does not look nothing like her pics. All in all not GFE. My suggestion, AVOID.
Hers is the link
[url]http://www.everymanstaste.com/angieleemiddle.htm[/url]
Thanks fro the warning about CM and his crusade, will be careful out there[/QUOTE]
This chick has been heavily reviewed (and VERY VERY poorly I might add) on another Erotic Review website. She has FOUR pages of horrible reviews!
I am sorry you had to go through this with her, but, don't feel too bad. I would guess she has taken another 50-100 dudes the same way.
By the way, she also goes by Carmen or Selena.
AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS.
Van
After delving into the Chinese Condos, I finally took a chance with a Korean service near Tysons. Not mentioned before, I used to go to Korean MP's and escorts but quit going because Johnny Law three times pulled me over for minor dismeanors (no county sticker but I didn't need one, a sobriety check, and lights not turned on at 6pm) while driving away. Getting back to the point, I registered at the site and was approved. Standard two call thingee and I finally reached the door and saw Sunshine. All I can say is that girl is totally my type. I could probably be addicted to that service if it weren't for my paranoia but it was a great session. (BTW, didn't get pulled over this time) Kind of reminded me of Anne and Xiao Xiao all rolled up into one. *hint *hint. Anyways, it's pricey but worth it. PM me for additional details.
[QUOTE=Dr Gfe]I finally broke my cherry here in Nova. I arrange a date with Angie Lee. It took me 3 days to set this up. She was checking references. It took me about 5 calls to reach her place. When she opened the door She was all about business. She asked me for my license then make me sign a piece of paper saying we are no doing anything illegal.
Then we went upstairs, and she started to caressing my arms, not DFK. I had DATY, some CBJ. I got really frustrated, because she adversies as GFE but does not do none of it. Anyways I wanted to get out of there. After 45 minutes I asked to nothing like her HJ which she did. I finally came. she does not look nothing like her pics. All in all not GFE. My suggestion, AVOID.
Hers is the link
[url]http://www.everymanstaste.com/angieleemiddle.htm[/url]
Thanks fro the warning about CM and his crusade, will be careful out there[/QUOTE]That is a known bad provider. You should check out TER for reviews on anything that isn't able to be found here. Angie Lee is all upsell all the time.