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[QUOTE=Navy One]You are right fellas, next time I will not post right after I leave the location, and wait till my blood returns to the head on my shoulders. Points well taken. This was service I have not had when I had given more. Consider myself flamed.[/QUOTE]
Nicely put, and thank you, and you're welcome.
How you handle flames is a pretty good indicator of what kind of Senior Member you'll be... and you'll be just fine.
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Yuki
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I tried this number in Boston, very dissapointed, too thin, no breast, no butt, not even pretty face or sexy. sets up in upscale location, but all flash and no performance. would not repeat, in fact asked for refund. limited menue need I say more?
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Is it just me, or is it that the babylonians seem to pepper the streets a lot more of late? Went mongering close to the bus station of the unions last night at about 12, and at first, the pickings were slim. Called over a prospect, but quickly dismissed her/him (I truly am not sure which) when I noticed the moustache up close. Not to mention the tattered, dirty clothing.
Decided to check out the infamous k/l loop (I'm yet to be sure if I actually have that location right. But ima keep tryin and lookin) and saw nada. Returned to the nationwide station, only to see flashing lights light up the night sky like a christmas tree.
What, the babylonians monitoring cause its warmer now? I slowly cruised thru. And saw a beeeutiful mini skirted ass sauntering away in the same direction I was driving. Painful, as I dared not slow down. I was in the direct line of sight of a waiting babylonian.
Ended up calling up a contact and gettin my juices flowin for $60.
BTW. Went to the street of M the other day, and got serviced. But thats for another bat time. Another bat channel.
Selah!
Ravane,
Wha gwaan, mon. Many tanks on dem reports. I like di street reports wit di isms and skisms of di babylon, but, feel no way, but, I and I ongle "complaint" is dat the I wrote di Streetwalker reports in the Streetwalker section, whilest leave di Escort section fe reviews on dem escorts.
Wa Mek? Nuh nuttin, but, keeps everyting from crash, ya no see it?
alla atcha bwoy if the I carry di lambsbread. More time...
[QUOTE=Ravane]Is it just me, or is it that the babylonians seem to pepper the streets a lot more of late? Went mongering close to the bus station of the unions last night at about 12, and at first, the pickings were slim. Called over a prospect, but quickly dismissed her/him (I truly am not sure which) when I noticed the moustache up close. Not to mention the tattered, dirty clothing.
Decided to check out the infamous k/l loop (I'm yet to be sure if I actually have that location right. But ima keep tryin and lookin) and saw nada. Returned to the nationwide station, only to see flashing lights light up the night sky like a christmas tree.
What, the babylonians monitoring cause its warmer now? I slowly cruised thru. And saw a beeeutiful mini skirted ass sauntering away in the same direction I was driving. Painful, as I dared not slow down. I was in the direct line of sight of a waiting babylonian.
Ended up calling up a contact and gettin my juices flowin for $60.
BTW. Went to the street of M the other day, and got serviced. But thats for another bat time. Another bat channel.
Selah![/QUOTE]
Hey Ravane:
What's Selah mean?
Loop:
Wat da heel uru tackin' bout? Nice Nawlins speak!
Van
Ear me now, see...
Selah stresses di importance of ones words, a la, "amen".
Not Nawlins, but Jamaican Patois, for our rastafarian brother
Respec, Loop!
Ah realized mi mistake after mi write it... Mi wi mek sure check fi mek sure mi have de right forum next time, zeen? Fi real, tho, Loop... we woulda mad dem wid de patios... an' since I an I nuh blessed enuff fi have 300 an mash reports an countin lika yu, me a go keep it inna de regula hinglish outa respec fi the res a man dem, y'zeeme!
(Translation into 'American' English below:)
Thank you, Loop!
I realized my mistake after I wrote the submission... I will make sure to check so I can be sure I have the right forum next time, ok? Really though, Loop... we would drive our fellow readers crazy with our patios {patios = broken 'Jamaican" english}... and taking into consideration the fact that I am not blessed enough to have over 300 reports and counting like yourself, I am going to keep my reports in standard english, out of respect for our fellow readers, ok?
Well... I'm off to get lucky on the streets... I'll be sure to report any activity that comes my way.... or lack thereof.
Selah!
zeen, brudda, english from here on out. Keep 'em coming.
[QUOTE=Ravane]Respec, Loop!
Ah realized mi mistake after mi write it... Mi wi mek sure check fi mek sure mi have de right forum next time, zeen? Fi real, tho, Loop... we woulda mad dem wid de patios... an' since I an I nuh blessed enuff fi have 300 an mash reports an countin lika yu, me a go keep it inna de regula hinglish outa respec fi the res a man dem, y'zeeme!
(Translation into 'American' English below:)
Thank you, Loop!
I realized my mistake after I wrote the submission... I will make sure to check so I can be sure I have the right forum next time, ok? Really though, Loop... we would drive our fellow readers crazy with our patios {patios = broken 'Jamaican" english}... and taking into consideration the fact that I am not blessed enough to have over 300 reports and counting like yourself, I am going to keep my reports in standard english, out of respect for our fellow readers, ok?
Well... I'm off to get lucky on the streets... I'll be sure to report any activity that comes my way.... or lack thereof.
Selah![/QUOTE]
Wah dem coundn andastan di fus paragraph
[QUOTE=Diver59]I'm new to the hobby in the US. I have been more at ease making connections while I was traveling in Lain Am.
I travel throughout the East from Florida to Boston, with making a number of stops in the BWI/DC area.
I decided to give it a try in DC based on some of the reports I read. Thx to all of the members that contributed, the info helped. I traveled the K-L loop tonight. LE was out in force. This made me very nervous. I spotted one BSW that definetly caught my eye. She had big tits and a nice size bottom. Every time I tried to pull over to talk with her, the LE would show up. I finally parked my car and decided to walk. I finally met her. She said her name was Candi, kshe was abou 5'2", nice butt and big boobs (I'm a boob man). Things were going well till the negotiation. She asked for $$, I tried to negotiate and she went to $1.5. Sorry guys, I feel that was too high for a SW, especially my first time. We parted ways.
I'll only get better and less nervous with practice. my next trip to DC, hopefully I have a better report.
Agaikn, thanks for all the reports and information.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board.
Just left a local club obviously no luck there. LOL.
I picked up an OK WSW that just got dropped off by some other monger last Thursday night around 3am off of K loop. She wanted $ for FS, but all I was looking for was some head games to relieve stress. Then I started thinking with the little head and she said room down 14th street for. 30 for the hour plus her $. I just said fuckit and dropped her off. I have had a very, very bad experience before. Funny thing after that the streets where dead. Oh well.
About a year ago I picked up a fine looking young WSW and she offered a spot. The room price sounded awesome but we ended up at the dirtiest home in the shadiest part of town. Big brotha motha fuckers in that spot eyeing me down. Quickly went upstairs to room and all she did was lay there. I heard someone walking and making noise outside the room. I said fuck it got dresssed and bounced quickly. Fellow mongers if they ever offer some place I would bail. Greater chance of getting robbed or worse. Honestly that is why I LOVE the AMP experience, I always felt safer more comfortable etc.
I really hate being this guy, but, since I started it, is there, or isn't there, a thread specifically called "Streetwalker Reports"? And isn't this thread called "Escort Reports"? I'm a sw guy so I get excited when I see a new report in the sw thread, and now that there are some new sw posters, we can get that thread back up and running.
I understand maybe Saiyen posted here because he was quoting another misplaced report, but, when does it end? As I said to Ravane, it's not a huge deal but it keeps everything structured and organized.
Lets get back to posting in the proper threads. And, yes, I did report about a sw recently in the General Reports thread, so I will work on it too.
I went to a regular stomping ground of mine, Ellie, is the most consistent of all my "step above" amp experiences I know. Arrived in a bad mood, left after a prolong stay, everything I wanted on the menu. Service witrh a smile, nothing to complain about, just praise. Will return again and again. Had three rest periods to catch my wind. Accomidated withut complaints. Pm for details no one can stand too much.
[QUOTE=Saiyen]Welcome to the board.
Just left a local club obviously no luck there. LOL.
I picked up an OK WSW that just got dropped off by some other monger last Thursday night around 3am off of K loop. She wanted $ for FS, but all I was looking for was some head games to relieve stress. Then I started thinking with the little head and she said room down 14th street for. 30 for the hour plus her $. I just said fuckit and dropped her off. I have had a very, very bad experience before. Funny thing after that the streets where dead. Oh well.
About a year ago I picked up a fine looking young WSW and she offered a spot. The room price sounded awesome but we ended up at the dirtiest home in the shadiest part of town. Big brotha motha fuckers in that spot eyeing me down. Quickly went upstairs to room and all she did was lay there. I heard someone walking and making noise outside the room. I said fuck it got dresssed and bounced quickly. Fellow mongers if they ever offer some place I would bail. Greater chance of getting robbed or worse. Honestly that is why I LOVE the AMP experience, I always felt safer more comfortable etc.[/QUOTE]
LOL!!! Dude she prolly took you to a tourist home... LOL!!! punk ass.
[QUOTE=Mikiro80]Wah dem coundn andastan di fus paragraph[/QUOTE]LOL Mikoro80. I doubt most can. Apparently only me, you and Loop. So far.
Ok, I was in a brief connundrum. Where to place this report? I decided here. Read on, and you will see why.
So in case you havn't noticed, I havn't had the greatest luck lookin for SW's etc. So I decided to make a call to a particular chat line (ultra-seniors can pm me for the #) to try my luck with a lonely heart.
Lo and behold, there were about 50 ladies online in the 'area' (from philly to VA), but most in the MD area. I wasnt surprised (statistically, anyway) to come across a few willing to 'hook up for a donation'. After talkin to a few, I decided on one who was willing to engage me with her sister for 1. 2.
After getting the address and heading over, I was greeted at the door by someone I wouldn't give a 2nd look otherwise, but hey. Desperate times, yadda yadda.
Anyhoo, suffice it to say, her sister was worse. But MUCH better. Read on. You'll see what I mean. They lead me to their basement, and, after fulfilling my financial obligations, I was placed on a king sized bed, where I recieved the wettest, slobbiest BBBJ 2 mouths can give. It was absolute heaven! Now, I've never reached that ultmate height from a BJ, but let me tell U. These girlz made me cum close. Very close.
This let to some cow from the 1st girl (it was aight.) then I attempted mission on the edge of the bed with the sister. For 15 minutes. Stress on attempted. Now, I am not exactly a porn star, but the sister had THE TIGHTEST grip I have felt in years. It was insane. And yes, she was wet.
I was in heaven and hell all at once. An interesting dilemma. (btw. For all the true pervs out there, yes, they were both well above age. Sry to disappoint. Perv.)
I finally went back to the other, did a mish till completion. Left with a smile on my face. A big smile.
Selah!