Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Anarchy]Went to Cheeks this evening. Decent selection of women working. Went to the "chair" with Kelly. Didnt offer me anything. When asked, she said that it was a bad time of day...

Anyone who has been to cheeks know when is a good time to get xtras? I am in the area quite often, but I would hate to pay the $20 TOFTT every time till I luck out.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I was there when they opened one weekday. There were maybe a dozen guys there. At least a half doz dancers. The cover for the lap dance was. 3 for 4 min. , every 4 minutes. The hot Brazilian I picked filled me in up front since I didn't have the full tarrif on me. Tapped mac and went back. My understanding is its available anytime. The owner, bouncer and manager where all there. You know they have to be aware of what is going on. Of course the dancers do have the discretion not to offer anything if they don't want to or if they think they might get busted. Only went once as its a bit rich for my blood. Eight minutes in ther cost the same as a 45 min. Hr in an AMP.

[QUOTE=Ignacus]You know they have to be aware of what is going on. Of course the dancers do have the discretion not to offer anything if they don't want to or if they think they might get busted. Only went once as its a bit rich for my blood. Eight minutes in ther cost the same as a 45 min. Hr in an AMP.[/QUOTE]
Well, like you said, you went during the day. They may very well do it all day and night, but a place that does is more likely to get busted. I guarantee you that even if the owner does everything possible to keep his girls from prostituting themselves, he knows they will anyway. Make it impossible for them to do anything on the property, they will start taking phone numbers and making appointments.
As for the price, I see this a lot on here. What you have to understand is that when you compare a strip club too an AMP, you are comparing apples to oranges. Same with SWs, escorts, and anything else you can think of.Each one offers something different. Each has its price range. Strip clubs are really good for nothing more than killing time unless you can get some. But if you can get some, and you are satisfied with whatever it is you can get, and the price is worth it to you, then that's great.
I understand that it's not worth it to you. Most people I know don't think that $200/hr escorts are worth it, and I once thought the same way. Later on I saw the benefit in it, and became a big fan.
In each case, you will find that the more you do it, the better you get to know what you are doing, and you will find that you can make arrangements with certain girls that will better fit your budget. (This is not so much the case with the AMP's)

[QUOTE=Gendjlee]As for the price, I see this a lot on here. What you have to understand is that when you compare a strip club too an AMP, you are comparing apples to oranges. Same with SWs, escorts, and anything else you can think of.Each one offers something different. Each has its price range. Strip clubs are really good for nothing more than killing time unless you can get some. But if you can get some, and you are satisfied with whatever it is you can get, and the price is worth it to you, then that's great.

I understand that it's not worth it to you. Most people I know don't think that $200/hr escorts are worth it, and I once thought the same way. Later on I saw the benefit in it, and became a big fan.

In each case, you will find that the more you do it, the better you get to know what you are doing, and you will find that you can make arrangements with certain girls that will better fit your budget. (This is not so much the case with the AMP's)[/QUOTE]I've tried the escort thing. Found the ROI disappointing relative to the other options, but then maybe I just had bad luck. Done most of the clubs on the Block in B'more. Much better than Cheeks. Then there was little Erica, butt up on my massage table for maybe. 5/hr. Now that was a great ROI. Better go look for her now.

Bye

I think you got a bad dancer/dance. Been there days and nights and always get action. I don't usually have to iniatiate it. Always a winner if you take back a south american or russian.

Decided I needed a massage Monday night. Hadn't had one in quite a while and figured I hit one of the nearby R&T places. They usually give a half decent massage unlike the FS places. It was after 11 and everyplace was dark. I'd driven past Rainbow on my way toward the BH Pike and noticed a completely empty parkign lot with the exception of a single LEO. On my return he was gone and I figured I'd give the place a try. Hadn't been there is probably a year as both the talent and service had been poor and they were prone to rushing you out ASAP. Figured that if Fido answered the door I could just excuse myself and go home.

I rang the bell and Jessica answered the door. Tall, thin spinner with a really nice face and a really nice bod. She was wearing this little hip hugger skirt and a bathing suit top (those straps just didn't want to stay up). The kind of stuff that comes off really fast. Said she is 27 and it was her first day there, had just come down from NY. Tarrif is now 7 plus the normal gratuity. She was playful on the way to the TS which was nice and hot but otherwise routine. Back to the room to dry and a brief btu pretty good back massage. I think that damned top fell off while she was working on my back. She really should get one that fits those nice, firm, real A-B's better.

Too soon it was time for the flip and the skirt fell down. She climbed up a started the teasing. I had her switch positions, I wanted this to last a while. I started teasing her and shifted ti DATY. After a few minutes of that she tried to crush my head and then said she wanted to switch to a smaller head. A little CG and then mish and it was over too quickly. Once again I was in and out in 1/2 hr. The service was far better than the last time I was there but I would like a little more time and massage and stuff.

Jessica is one of those AMP girls you meet once in a while that make me wish I'd hit the lottery so I could pay off their debt and keep them for myself. (It's legal to buy them, isn't it. It's just illegal to rent them.

Visited VIP tonite. Older woman answered the door, diddnt bother asking for her name. She looked much like the crypt keeper. Very boring TS, however, A+ message. WoW! The best message I have ever had, hands down. She even did a hot towel message, which was fantastic. The meat stick message was above average, but I took away $10 from the tip because she cut my visit 15 min short because another monger showed up. Not even 10 seconds from my "release", the doorbell rings. I hear conversation, then she comes back in my room and does the standard, "Ooookkkkk, ", meaning "get your ass out of here". I acted like I diddnt understand, and she actually asked me if I wanted her to leave me alone so I could go to sleep. WTF? I got up and dressed myself and this is when I noticed the most disgusting thing of all time in an AMP.

As I was getting dressed, she was removing the soiled sheets from the bed, however, all she did was turn them around. Like, not inside out, but long ways. So where my head was, is now at the foot of the bed. I watched in disbelief as she proceeded to tuck in the sheets and prep the bed for the lucky monger waiting. I hate to say it, but if you are the monger who went to VIP at 9:45 pm Monday night 11/10/08, you were messaged in the used sheet. I can only imagine how many times that thing was reused. I will not ever go back to VIP.

Anyone have anything new to add here in the south Jersey AMP section? Have been looking for new places to try.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Spaguy]Anyone have anything new to add here in the south Jersey AMP section? Have been looking for new places to try.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Yeah I have a worthless one for you. Do yourself a favor and steer clear of the AMP on White Horse Road in Voorhees. Specifically, if you are entering Voorhees coming from the Lindenwold Patco, this place would be on your right. Since I was in the area, I decided to TOFTT and revisit them. Nothing new. TS was ok. Once done you go into the room (for some reason, I have never ever gotten any room but the first one. That's just the one they always take me to) lay down and they pretend to rub your back. Then you roll over and they tug.
I didn't want that, and I should only have to say that once. I told her I wanted to have some ffun, and she said ok, like she understood. But she didn't want to take her clothes off, every time I pulled her pants down (always a bad sign, those tight pants, and tighter panties! How do they breathe!?!?!) she pulled them back up. Claimed she had her mense (that's how she said it). That a bunch of BS. I managed to get her pantiess off once, no string or nothing. No period, it's just that fuckin' place!
Just stay away. You want a good place in SJ? Only place I can speak for is 41 Therapy. If Sony is still there, that would be the way to go.
As for Voorhees, I finally told her I just wanted a massage and let her continue to pretend to massage me. I left without giving her a tip.
Total .60

White Horse Rd at Kirkwwod plaza used to be great! I admit though, the last time I was there it was sub standard. The girl was ugly, short, and I didn't even try for anything more. About a year ago it was my favorite place, looks like it's changed.

Greetings All. I hit the AMP on Delsea Dr. In Westville yesterday. Fair at best. The massage was good. No touching and the finishing touches were nothing to brag about. The girl had a nice personality which meant I was the pretty one. Try another place.

Hey whats up everyone, never been to any in south jersey but been to a few in philly and providence so anyone has any questions bout some there just let me know.

I keep passing the southampton accupuncture place on rt 70, think its the one on CL, just wonderin if anyone has been there.

Not sure if my last post went through but haven't been to any places in nj so just wanted to know wheres the place to go. Also wonderin if anyone been to the one in Southampton on rt 70.

Was this 47, Lee, Tokyo or another?

[QUOTE=Photo1126]Greetings All. I hit the AMP on Delsea Dr. In Westville yesterday. Fair at best. The massage was good. No touching and the finishing touches were nothing to brag about. The girl had a nice personality which meant I was the pretty one. Try another place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ignacus]Was this 47, Lee, Tokyo or another?[/QUOTE]Sorry I was away. It was the place on Delsea Dr. Not Lees.

I have two places to review today. I know I haven't been on here much. Just haven't been able to get out there too often.
Anyway, I was in Deptford and had some money in my pocket and decided I would pay a visit to Sony at 41 Therapy whom I have not seen in a very long time. It's not her fault, and it's not just because I have been busy...I posted a review for the last time I was there. It wasn't pleasant. It wasn't with Sony. She was "busy" and I thought, well, what they hell? Why not see what else they have to offer?
Anyway, tonight I had it set in my mind, I was there for one girl and one girl only: Sony. I ring the bell, Mamasan answers and I ask for Sony. Her face told me I wouldn't be seing my girl. She claimed Sony was on vacation. She told me not to worry, she had other girls. I explained my concern about that, and relayed my last unpleasant visit. She told me not to worry about brought it a bright shining face belong to a fairly attractive girl named Sheri.
Once Mamasan was gone the smile was as well. Don't know what that was all about. Sheri is 32, and just came to 41 from NY.
I should point out here that my asshole is EXTREMELY sore right now. Probably not something you expect to read in one of these reviews. But we went to the table shower and she just attacked my ass with that lufa! I thought, well, ok, nothing wrong with someone being thorough, and I have to admit, the TS was pretty good. Didn't have many problems with her there.
I stopped at the sauna on the way back but she wouldn't let me in, saying someone else was in there, and "maybe next time". Nice.
Anyway, we get into the room and I'm playing around with her, having fun. She knew, from our conversation that I was a regular there, and had often been with Sony, and I was a little irked when she pulled away from me and asked why I was touching her. I asked what her problem was and she asked what I wanted. I told her everything and she said I had to pay her.
Well, no shit, but I'm a little used to paying afterward...but...hey, I guess Sony just knew I would take care of her...and this girl didn't.
So I got up and pulled my money out of my shorts and handed her 80 bucks. I know a total of 150 is the typical amount, but I didn't have tens and figured as long as she was pretty good, I would give her more afterward.
She came back in acting confused. "You say you wan everything, but you only give me 80 dolla?" I told her that makes $140 total, and asked "Why, what do you want?" She asked for $20 more. I figured oh what the hell, if that's what it takes to make this go smoothly, fine. So I gave her the 20 which she tucked into her pocket. I undressed her and got up instructing her to lay down on the table. I started playing around her pussy and manipulating her g-spot lightly from the outside. She seemed content, then I tested her pussy to tsee if it was wet enough to finger her. It really wasn't and she said "I suck your dick!" I don't know what about that statement is supposed to be sexy. It sounds like a cry of desparation. I reached for the bottle of lube and greased up my fingers. What can I say? I like to make a girl cum. I started playing around her pussy to get her wet from the lube and she kept saying "No, no put your finger inside!" This was cool at first, you know, it's like a control thing, right? "No, please don't...ooh, yes!" But she never got to ooh yes.
She just kept saying no, and "you put penis inside, not finger" and "I suck you dick!"
She was getting damn annoying and I thought, hey, maybe she doesn't want me putting my fingers in her unprotected. I mean, she did just wash them...but ok, so I offered to put a condom on them, she said no. So I tried to push my finger inside, she actually jumped and said ouch! What, are you fucking kidding me! My dick is bigger than my first and middle finger and it won't be lubed up! How you gonna tell me that shit hurts. You make a living with your pussy! Loosen the fuck up and do what I want you to! That's why I'm paying!!!
Finally, I got exasperated with her, and said those exact things to her. She kept telling me how I was supposed to do it, she sucks my dick then I stick it in her pussy. I told her, I paid the god damn money, I'll decide how the fuck I get off!
Finally I told her if she wasn't going to her job to give me my fucking money back. She then said some words I don't understand (Korean obscenities, I assume?) and marched out of the room and came back with my money. I had already fished the other $20 out of her skirt pocket.
I walked out and had a word with the Mamasan. She seemed to understand, and I told her I'd probably be back in a few months, and asked when Sony would be back.
She won't. According to the Mamasan, Sony was not Korean, but Chinese. She isn't...well, an indentured servant like most of the girls at these parlours. She decided to do this for a while and then chose to go home. Maybe that's why she stood out from the others? I gave Mamasan a 20, told her I'm sorry I caused a scene and left. Hopefully she'll kick the shit out of that girl and she'll get her act together. I can't recommend her at all.
Then I moved on. I sat in the parking lot trying to think of what to do next. I decided I might check out Lee's finally. I've wanted to for the longest time, but never got out there and did it. What's more, I don't know where it is, except that it's on Delsea, and I had the impression it was up by RT 55 near 5 points.
So I jumped on 55, got off on Delsea and headed up to 5 points, looking for Lee's. I got all the way out to Glassboro before I found a Therapy place. I had half given up. But now I had hope! The place wasn't called Lee's though, it was called Best Accupressure Massage Center. For those of you interested, it is next to Taco Bell, near Fishpond Rd.
Anyway, I got in there and "Ally" (pronounced Ah-Lee) answered. She seemed nice enough and had a damn nice little skirt on! I still wasn't sure if this was Lee's, but I thought the skirt was a good sign! It seems that those places that only offer handjobs are usually marked by girls that where a uniform of tight black pants and matching shirt. (You know, like that one I reviewed recently in Voorhees)
Anyway, I ended up getting another table shower, and asking this girl to be gentle with my backside. I don't want to sound like a pussy, but I had just had Sheri attacking it like crazy at the other place. Ah-Lee ot the idea after the tenth time I told her to be careful and be gentle. By that time it was time to turn over anyway.
We go back to the room and I sit on the bed. She keeps telling me to lay down, and I keep telling her to "come here". I don't like to be rushed, you know? It wasn't busy either, so there is no need for her to be. Finally I get to come over to me but she is distant. I can't get her to relax. Ah-Lee, I might add is not unattractive, about 30, but I'm not buying her story that she just came from Korea a year ago and started out here. Then again, I don't know. I would think a brand new girl off the boat with her looks would be used in the city first. But what do I know?
Anyway, I explored her and she kept saying "outside! outside!" Now, she wasn't wearing the uniform, also, her panties were pretty nice, not those so tight Jesus couldn't squeeze in there type, you know?
Still, she's bitchin at me to keep my hands outside the clothes! Christ! Of course, I'm not having any of it. I just dealt with some pushy witch and I'm not going to give this girl the idea that she can push me around. So I keep telling her no and feel her up anyway.
I finally lay down on my stomach and she started lightly rubbing my back. She plays around the back 9 for a few minutes, then tells me to turn over. Immediately she goes for my joint. I let her play for a minute, while feeling her up, then tell her to climb up. She doesn't listen, I try to get her attention, and tell her to climb up. Still she doesn't. I tell her again, she says "what?" I tell her again. She wants to know why. "Cause I told you so, dammit." I don't see what is so hard about this. I have gotten the idea that I'm not going to get laid, but I didn't just pay $50 for her to jerk me off, I can do that myself! Dry humping on the other hand, I can live with that, I guess, at least it's more fun.
On the other hand, I don't know how to tell someone that is pretending not to speak a lot of english that I want to dry hump them. So I tell her not to worry about why, just get up there. She won't. She fucking won't! What the fuck! So I reach under her skirt and slap her ass. She laughs, I say "Oh, you like getting spanked?" So I spanked her. Nice and loud. She complains about that - "Not so loud! Mus' be quiet!" I told her I'd be spanking her until she climbed up on the table. She kept whining that I was making noise, and I kept spanking louder, telling her to climb up. Then she said "You tired, if I climb up I hurt you!" I spanked her harder, she jumped right up.
Immediately, she's looking for a reason to get down - "See, you tired now!" I told her I was fine, and wasn't tired at all. She was sitting on my stomach and I tried to position her lower (I mean, I have to be able to hump SOMETHING, preferrably her crotch.) She was more interested in twisting my nipples. I told her to move down some, so she position her hips PAST my cock! I just couldn't seem to win, now she's jerking me off again, and I suggest she lick it or something. I mean, while she's there, she might as welll make herself useful. She reaches for the lube. I tell her no. She is playing some more and I'm telling her to sit on it. Not listening. I tell her a few times, she reaches for the goddamn lube again! This time she picks it up and starts to open it. I take it out of her hands and sit it down next to me.
I tell her again to reposition herself and she stands up, turns around and lowers her ass over my face.
Well, I do enjoy making a girl cum after all. So I pulled her panties aside and was surprised to find she was already wet. Meaning I didn't that lube sitting next to me. She went back to jerking me off and I did the same for her. She protested, of course, but she was so wet my fingers slid easily inside of her. She wriggled a bit, trying to get me out of her/off of my fingers, but the tips rounded the corner of her pubic bone and I was rubbing the g-spot - she gasped! What else could she do? She started moaning, and half riding, half trying to disconnect us. I kept rubbing her and pushing her button hard. She kept telling me no, to stop, and then moaning and riding me hard.
Naturally, once she came I would have pulled my fingers out, but I guess she didn't see it that way. She seemed to think the only way I was going to stop is if she made me cum, so she reached for the lube again, this time right next to her. I didn't even realize until I saw her putting it on her fingers. I told her no, again, as I had before, and she just kept on doing it. I told her, before she started rubbing it on my cock not to, that she had just washed it, why would she go and put that shit on it?" She did it anyway. Of course it was that stuff that makes your cock more sensitive. Mine is average. After I come, you can still touch it, it won't bother me. But after you put that stuff on, and I come, you beter leave it alone, or it will hurt. And it's still itching, even though I just showered, and it will most likely itch tomorrow too. What the fuck?
So I kept rubbing that button, changing the pressure, and she finally came, right before I came.
I thought about tipping her. Normally I would, but I don't like having to repeat myself. Especially when it comes to that lube. I told her that I shouldn't have to repeat myself, and she seemed to understand...she just didn't care. So I asked for a hot towel, she walked out, I scrambled to get dressed and hustled for the door.
After all, she came too!