Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger]Hey there my fellow mongers,
Went out to "Monger" Saturday night. Started at 10:00ish @ B/CB, not much was out & LE was visible but not abundant. Did a few loops & went over to WW area.

...Heather. She looked absolutely HOT-on a sw scale or a civvy scale. She didn't remember me at first(I know-broke my heart) but than we quickly got reaquainted.

She look & smelled OH SO FRESH. I love it when they wear that Bath & Body Works stuff. Said she just got from the Beach. We agreed on a .30 donation for a pipe cleaning. I inquire about an upgrade but she said "it was the time of the month", Either I have bad luck with that when I am with her or she is full of SHIT-last time I was with her she said the same thing.

Anyways-got down to business... Heather wouldn't catch-that was a BIG deduction on points...[/QUOTE]

Ahhhh, Baltimore! How I remember the old days there not too far back. It's been some years. Anyways, I was bored and decided to see how my old favorite city is doing recently, and I see you guys are in the frenzy about this Heather girl. I just wanted to say that Heather-quality girls here in Cali are a dime-a-dozen. Here are a few SW pics to show you.

Anyways, keep up the great mongering work over there. Stay clean. Stay out of jail. Stay horny.\

p.s. What does "catch" mean? I never seen that term before. It's not even in the "Abbreviations" section.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]I just wanted to say that Heather-quality girls here in Cali are a dime-a-dozen. Here are a few SW pics to show you.

p.s. What does "catch" mean? I never seen that term before. It's not even in the "Abbreviations" section.[/QUOTE]

Hey Bagger - if "Heather Quality" girls are a dime a dozen out there then why can't you post a pic of even one? None of those girls are even close to Heather - the BSW is cute, but she ain't [i]that[/i] cute... as for the other two... you've got to be fucking kidding me. Then again, you may not be. With the questions you ask you come across as either naive or just plain dumb - but it may be too close to call.

Lets see...
I've been in Cali before, in fact I remember it like it was only yesterday. Actually, my plane left California at 10:30 last night, or 1:30 am our time. Never saw SW's like what you're talking about in LA or SD. I saw a fairly decent looking junkie (but still a junkie) SW at the corner of Hollywood Blvd. & Vermont Ave. a couple nights ago.

"I Left My Wallet in El Segundo"- A Tribe Called Quest
"I Lost My Wallet 5 miles from El Segundo"- A Monger Called Balti

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Hey Bagger - if "Heather Quality" girls are a dime a dozen out there then why can't you post a pic of even one? None of those girls are even close to Heather - the BSW is cute, but she ain't [i]that[/i] cute... as for the other two... you've got to be fucking kidding me. Then again, you may not be. With the questions you ask you come across as either naive or just plain dumb - but it may be too close to call.[/QUOTE]

Bench, if you don't think those girls in the pics are hot, that's fine. But what's with the flames? I love Baltimore and miss it alot. But since coming to Cali, I have to say that the quality of girls escalated alot from Baltimore. You don't have to belittle me or insult me for my opinion. And I didn't ask "questions." I only asked 1 question. And if you think I'm a noob, you better ask the old-timers like Baltimonger about who I am. And for calling me "plain dumb" for asking 1 question, that's uncalled for. I'm reporting you to Jackson. Also, read the rules ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php)[/url] about flaming other people.

Peace...

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Lets see...
I've been in Cali before, in fact I remember it like it was only yesterday. Never saw SW's like what you're talking about in LA or SD.

"I Left My Wallet in El Segundo"- A Tribe Called Quest
"I Lost My Wallet 5 miles from El Segundo"- A Monger Called Balti[/QUOTE]

Hey Baltimonger! I remember you. I'm glad to see you're still in action over there.

As for the girls, it's not 100% hot girls over here. Just your "heather" multiplied by 100-fold. But also, the fugly girls are also 100-fold multiplied over here too, you know. haha!

So you may have caught the fuglies.

lol

peace!

[QUOTE=Bagger]Bench, if you don't think those girls in the pics are hot, that's fine. But what's with the flames? I'm reporting you to Jackson. I would recommend you read the rules...[/QUOTE]


Two Bagger, I hate to tell you this - but that wasn't a flame... it's more of a matchstick in a light breeze...

Jackson's deleted me before, he'll delete me again - that's the way life is sometimes... but really, if you can't figure out what "catch" means, reporting my post won't make you any less naive.

As for who you are or were in Baltimore - I'm not sure that it really matters. If any Senior member over here asked the same thing, I'd respond in the same way - it's a stupid question that I'd expect from a newbie.

[size=-2][b]Let's see here... a report of an encounter about a blowjob... with perfect scores on all counts except one. What the fuck could "catch" possibly mean? God forbid you'd have to spend two minutes thinking about it - after all, the brain is a muscle. If you don't use it, well never mind, it's more than obvious that you don't.[/b][/size]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Two Bagger, I hate to tell you this - but that wasn't a flame... it's more of a matchstick in a light breeze...

Jackson's deleted me before, he'll delete me again - that's the way life is sometimes... but really, if you can't figure out what "catch" means, reporting my post won't make you any less naive.

[size=-2][b]Let's see here... a report of an encounter about a blowjob... with perfect scores on all counts except one. What the fuck could "catch" possibly mean? God forbid you'd have to spend two minutes thinking about it - after all, the brain is a muscle. If you don't use it, well never mind, it's more than obvious that you don't.[/b][/size][/QUOTE]

Benchseats, if you don't know what flaming is or how it starts, you better go to another board. As for Jackson deleting you before and will again, you're right. That is life. So live and learn! And if you can't, then you're the one naive to think you're anything other than an arrogant prick!

Did I just flame on you? Oh boy, I better stop. Don't want to stoop down to your level of low brain muscle (aka stupidity) or newbness because your response is obviously from a "fresh out of high school" newb.

But then again, your stupidity and newbness probably can't see how your "matchstick" is now causing the flames to escalate. So I would recommend that you shut up now.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Benchseats, if you don't know what flaming is or how it starts, you better go to another board. As for Jackson deleting you before and will again, you're right. That is life. So live and learn! And if you can't, then you're the one naive to think you're anything other than an arrogant prick!

Did I just flame on you? Oh boy, I better stop. Don't want to stoop down to your level of low brain muscle (aka stupidity).[/QUOTE]


I am an arrogant prick.

No harm in telling the truth...


[size=-2][b]Don't confuse high school and having some fun at your expense.
And a little bit of escalation is never a bad thing... is it?

In case you were curious [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=562105&postcount=504]THIS[/url] is what a proper flame looks like.[/size][/b]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I am an arrogant prick.

No harm in telling the truth...


[size=-2][b]Don't confuse high school and having some fun at your expense.
And a little bit of escalation is never a bad thing... is it?

In case you were curious [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=562105&postcount=504]THIS[/url] is what a proper flame looks like.[/size][/b][/QUOTE]

Your idea of having "fun at your expense" shows how immature you are. But, hey, it's not my expense. It's yours.

As for what a proper flame looks like, your example is a flame, and another example of a flame is your first response to me. But like I said before, the fact that you don't even recognize your first response as a flame simply shows your ineptitude and noobness to everyone here. Just open your eyes and develop a little brain muscle by seeing the escalating flaming war happening between us as a result of your flaming response.

Now, I would recommend that you not respond anymore (in other words, shut up) because I'm tired of you. And get on with your life!

As for your vague answer to "catch," it isn't helpful. From reading the posting(s), to say all was done but the "catch" can mean: no WS, no CIM, no TC, no fly to the canary islands, no snowbird. But, hey, wouldn't expect you to answer the question with anything less than vagueness because...

*sigh

I digress even further. So I too stop now.

Peace...

[QUOTE=Two Bagger]
Your idea of having "fun at your expense" shows how immature you are. But, hey, it's not my expense. It's yours.[/quote]

Um, no. I think it’s fairly clear that I’m having fun at your expense, but whatever. You see it the way that you see it.

[QUOTE= Two Bagger]
But like I said before, the fact that you don't even recognize your first response as a flame simply shows your ineptitude and noobness to everyone here. Just open your eyes and develop a little brain muscle by seeing the escalating flaming war happening between us as a result of your flaming response.[/quote]

My first response was a flame – but like I said, it was a little one and hardly worthy of the title. Damn you’ve got some thin skin.

[QUOTE= Two Bagger]
Now, I would recommend that you not respond anymore (in other words, shut up) because I'm tired of you. And get on with your life![/QUOTE]

Thanks for your recommendation, but being the arrogant prick that I am, you can shove it up your ass. If you’re tired you should work on your stamina… but if you can’t handle the tiniest of spats, then don’t jump right in with both feet and pretend like you can.



In the spirit of concilliation:

My suggestion to you (and I am taking my own advice, right now, in real time) is to get your girlfriend to crawl under your desk and give you a blowjob – and when it’s time to blow your load, make sure she [u][b]C[/b]atches[/u] it [b]I[/b]n her [b]M[/b]outh. You’ll feel a lot better. I know I always do. Next time you're back east I'll make this up to you buy buying you a beer on the block...

Peace...

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Um, no. I think it’s fairly clear that I’m having fun at your expense, but whatever. You see it the way that you see it.[/QUOTE]

You really do need to get a life if your idea of fun is flaming people online.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]My first response was a flame – but like I said, it was a little one and hardly worthy of the title. Damn you’ve got some thin skin.[/QUOTE]

Well, thin skin is the unfortunate result of niceness. But since you don't seem to understand the meaning of congeniality, hey, my thin skin can grow very thick against you very fast the more you want to keep this up.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Thanks for your recommendation, but being the arrogant prick that I am, you can shove it up your ass. If you’re tired you should work on your stamina… but if you can’t handle the tiniest of spats, then don’t jump right in with both feet and pretend like you can.[/QUOTE]

Being tired of you has nothing to do with my stamina. It has to do with your inability of further interest. But if you think it does have to do with my stamina, keep it up. We'll see who has the longer stamina.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]In the spirit of concilliation:

My suggestion to you (and I am taking my own advice, right now in real time) is to get your girlfriend to crawl under your desk and give you a blowjob – and when it’s time to blow your load, make sure she [u][b]C[/b]atches[/u] it [b]I[/b]n her [b]M[/b]outh. You’ll feel a lot better. I know I always do. Next time you're back east I'll make this up to you buy buying you a beer on the block... [/QUOTE]

So it's nothing more than a CIM. And you get all spazzy over that. Talking about stupidity or noobness, or both. You really do need to get a life.

Peace...

Dude,

I offered you beer...

*sniff*





[size=-2]If you knew anything about my life, you'd love to live it. At least the professional part of it.[/size]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Dude,

I offered you beer...

*sniff*

[size=-2]If you knew anything about my life, you'd love to live it. At least the professional part of it.[/size][/QUOTE]

Whatever. Like I said in my original message. Stay clean. Stay out of jail. Stay horny. Let's both leave in peace...

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Whatever. Like I said in my original message. Stay clean. Stay out of jail. Stay horny. Let's both leave in peace...[/QUOTE]


Cheers.




Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Lets see...
I've been in Cali before, in fact I remember it like it was only yesterday. Actually, my plane left California at 10:30 last night, or 1:30 am our time. Never saw SW's like what you're talking about in LA or SD. I saw a fairly decent looking junkie (but still a junkie) SW at the corner of Hollywood Blvd. & Vermont Ave. a couple nights ago.

"I Left My Wallet in El Segundo"- A Tribe Called Quest
"I Lost My Wallet 5 miles from El Segundo"- A Monger Called Balti[/QUOTE]SD mongering has it's ups and downs just like Baltimore or any other place. Not many look as good as Heather but the overall quality is much better than in Baltimore. Sorry you didn't find what you liked. If the left coast mongers can't help you before your next visit, send me a PM and I'll give you a few tips for mongerning that neck of the woods.

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