Blond Lisa Is Out Of Jail And Back In Action
I took a trip down to the city and went slumming friday night, ran into chatting Lisa with the blond hair on garden street. Fresh out of jail and about 25lbs heavier. Took a ride out of the danger zone and to a safe spot where helped herself to my italian sausage. 51 days in jail must have taught her something because she took her time and was in no rush to get back. 20 minutes later I was dumping a fresh load of creamy italian dressing down her throat and she did not miss a drop. She was hungry and had not eaten all day, I tried to get her to keep going but she said she would need another 20 to swallow dessert. but cash is limited this week and it was getting dark so I had to get my ass and piece of shit car out of the city. I can't wait until my other vehicle is on the road, I hate taking backroads wherever I have to go.
BS