Massage Parlor Reports

Latnlykr,

It is very unlikely you will get more than a tug at any of the places that advertise on CL with "No Full Service", no matter how many times you revisit. Best skip those. For AMPs you should probably skip the SFV entirely and hit Oxnard if that is accessible for you.

[QUOTE=Latnlykr][url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/ers/354669290.html[/url]

1St lady was not in pic. Pd. 5 for hr on entering, took me to a nice private room but no showers, she comes back (same one who answers phone) she doesn't speak much english, not a looker, but very good hands started with straight massage, let my hands roam then on the flip tried to negotiate DATY but refused. So I settled w/tug (. 5).

What I wanted to know is this a normal first visit, and should I go back and try again. Note I did see another girl who looked better but couldn't get her to tell me how I can see any other girls. Any one can help?[/QUOTE]

Was browsing the CL.. are these BS? Seems the pics must be fake.

[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/357484852.html[/url]
[url]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/357483344.html[/url]

Newbie,

This is a terrible time to begin mongering in da SFV.

Our beloved valley is dead!

YOU will not get anything, (FS, bj, hj, etc) at any of these places. Either in NoHo or anywhere else for that matter. All that are left for YOU are: Rob's, wasted gas $$$, ridiculous quotes to get an old Chinese woman to tug your crank. Ha, ha, ha LOL.

It is a damn shame YOU missed out when the valley was off da hook w/hot, young providers all the way from Woodland Hills to Sherman Oaks. Streets like SB, VN, Roscoe, Sherman Way, Devonshire, Topanga, etc were all laden w/top notch Amps. They all had a nice mix of mostly Kgirls.

Oh well, bro take my advice. Get on the road and travel for all the LBFM's YOU can slay...

Incall is a private circle in da valley. No newbies. LE has ruined it for YOU all. And any ad that says no full service is a scam. Also, I dont trust craigs list 85% of the time. Try City Vibe. Enter escorts. And begin your fun. Good times, good times I say. Expensive but worth it IMHO!

Peace, V da Sadist

P.S. FedEx, bro happy I made YOU smile... (let me know if ya need any new valley incall intel?)

Vlad, thanks for the information. Appreciate it very much.

[QUOTE=Zlmmm]Latnlykr,

It is very unlikely you will get more than a tug at any of the places that advertise on CL with "No Full Service", no matter how many times you revisit. Best skip those. For AMPs you should probably skip the SFV entirely and hit Oxnard if that is accessible for you.[/QUOTE]

Quoted for truth.

Come to Oxnard. There's a good 8 or so AMPs in Oxnard alone (don't bother with Ventura) that have achieved legendary status. I've gotten action at every amp I've visited in, often times without having to negotiate anything. Good times.

Yes I found me another spot in the valley with FS.

Fine looking Columbian girl. Nice the size tits implants but looked and felt awsome, nice snatchy, damm cute too. Nice body and nice ASSS dammm I was in love. Sorry I can not share the info with you guys, but I found this spot with just a little research on the net.

[QUOTE=Richard More]Yes I found me another spot in the valley with FS.

Fine looking Columbian girl. Nice the size tits implants but looked and felt awsome, nice snatchy, damm cute too. Nice body and nice ASSS dammm I was in love. Sorry I can not share the info with you guys, but I found this spot with just a little research on the net.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, a real man who won't share a good thing. Take your LE ass off this site before J****** kicks your ignorant ass off. OINK, OINK, OINK...

Typical LE trying to sucker us in for info.


[QUOTE=Marlowe]Yeah, a real man who won't share a good thing. Take your LE ass off this site before J****** kicks your ignorant ass off. OINK, OINK, OINK...[/QUOTE]

Me LE LOL I don't think so. I would love to prove it to you guys that I am not but for what. If you want to know the spot hit me up and I will tell you after I research your lasts posts to make sure you your self are not LE.

Flatline,

Bro, don't rub it in our face!

Ha, ha ,ha, lol.

Seriously, PM me w/your favorites I gotta go north young man...

Marlowe,

Brother, I love it. YOU, make me smile, smile, smile!

I get so frustrated when I do log in and I see a new post on our thread and then...

Its a f**king LE post.

Or worse yet Just Another Stupid Monger popping in to tell me some s**t I already know. That he is full of s**t! A little searching "on the net." Mia's was the last real KAMP that actually had a website if I remember correctly. That was over 5 years ago. Oh well, those who know, know and those that dont, dont...

Peace, V da Sadist

P.S. RM if YOU did get laid, and I hope YOU did, at the 1 place left that I know of w/latinas... DO NOT POST THE NAME, LOCATION, OR ANY INTEL!!!
Thanks, and take the Flatline's advice head north...

When will I learn to stay away from these places? What a joke.

Yea I got FS but it was too much work and too much money for what you get. Another old Chinese woman.

Oh yea, she didn't want to use the cover I had so she used a plastic sandwich bag.

RaNG

Been seeing the ads for that place all over CL and wondered what could get there. Thanks for the info and think will stay clear of it.

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy]When will I learn to stay away from these places? What a joke.

Yea I got FS but it was too much work and too much money for what you get. Another old Chinese woman.

Oh yea, she didn't want to use the cover I had so she used a plastic sandwich bag.

RaNG[/QUOTE]

I wonder if she put the sandwich bag in her lunchbox when you were done!

Thanks for the warning RNG.

You're welcome.

If I didn't love the hunt so much it'd be easy to never got to one of these places again. They're all the same.

RaNG

Found a new LMP in Woodland Hills.

Its on Canoga near by 76 Gas Station.

.4 for door fee.

Girls are average, but you do get FS.