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Ok, I know this is completely silly to get worked up about but it drives me up a wall. Yes, I know most providers aren't Rhodes scholars and I really don't care about their intellectual acumen but for fuck's sake this misspelling really sets me off. Makes me want to schedule some time with them to go through a spelling book.
Anyone upset with the pricing should maybe take a step back and reevaluate whether it is worth it to them.
It is much better than trying to fight the market or system.
Worked for me and I don't regret it one bit.
I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.[/QUOTE]
At least with your camera, it gives the impression of you having a big dick! I bought a discount camera recently and when I used it to videotape an "encounter" with a provider, I, too, looked a very fat 50-something guy!
Only my dick looked REALLY small! It doesnt feel THAT small in my hand most days, but maybe I just need a new camera?
It also made me think that I should work out more often, but if you are lifting weights 4 days a week and running 3 miles 3 times a week and you think you look like a walrus, I'm just going to give up because there is little hope for me!
Thank god we can just pay chicks to bang!
Rock Chalk.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.[/QUOTE]Can't seem to locate the link to your video, Michael, LOL.
[QUOTE=RockChalk;5038961]At least with your camera, it gives the impression of you having a big dick! I bought a discount camera recently and when I used it to videotape an "encounter" with a provider, I, too, looked a very fat 50-something guy!
Only my dick looked REALLY small! It doesnt feel THAT small in my hand most days, but maybe I just need a new camera?
It also made me think that I should work out more often, but if you are lifting weights 4 days a week and running 3 miles 3 times a week and you think you look like a walrus, I'm just going to give up because there is little hope for me!
Thank god we can just pay chicks to bang!
Rock Chalk.[/QUOTE]From this point on, I will never complain about price. I wouldn't even want to fuck me.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.[/QUOTE]Share the vid! And I can share a vid back!
Private use only tho.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.[/QUOTE]POV is your friend.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. [/QUOTE]ROFL! It's hilarious because I can relate so well. I did a video with a provider once and was like, nope never again.
[QUOTE=MorganCreamin;5038253]Ok, I know this is completely silly to get worked up about but it drives me up a wall. Yes, I know most providers aren't Rhodes scholars and I really don't care about their intellectual acumen but for fuck's sake this misspelling really sets me off. Makes me want to schedule some time with them to go through a spelling book.[/QUOTE]LOL LOL LOL! Do they not know what fucking spell check is for?
LOL. She's literally advertising that she needs business to save her hamster.
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[QUOTE=TakingABreak;5038578]Anyone upset with the pricing should maybe take a step back and reevaluate whether it is worth it to them.
It is much better than trying to fight the market or system.
Worked for me and I don't regret it one bit.[/QUOTE]No fighting the market needed. Just don't pay the crazy prices, do your research, and have fun! Less expensive, good women are out there. Also, for ones asking crazy prices, no harm in trying to negotiate something lower and more reasonable.
[QUOTE=RockChalk;5038961]At least with your camera, it gives the impression of you having a big dick! I bought a discount camera recently and when I used it to videotape an "encounter" with a provider, I, too, looked a very fat 50-something guy!
Only my dick looked REALLY small! It doesnt feel THAT small in my hand most days, but maybe I
Rock Chalk.[/QUOTE]Maybe your hands are really small.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.[/QUOTE]So I guess your performance was. Meh?
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5038953]I'm in Miami for awhile. Contacted my SB here (I no longer fuck escorts, only sugar babies). Because she was so thrilled that I was here, she allowed me to videotape. I'm 52 yo, lift weights 4 days a week and run 3 miles at least 3 days a week. I watched the video and I looked like a giant old walrus fucking a hot 23 yo. I've seen all kinds of strange porn, but I've never been more repulsed than seeing a naked me fucking this hot chick. I now have a new ton of respect for porn stars. The ONLY positive take away from it was that I always thought I had an average sized dick, on video it looks a helluva lot bigger. Probably because I didn't have to look past my gut to see it.[/QUOTE]The trick to video taping is POV. Trust me, it's much more flattering. Remember, the camera adds 10 lbs, but if it's any consolation, my average sized pee pee looks porn star length and very thick in POV.