The Prickyard

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2849261]I think that's how you start when you are writing to Penthouse but since we are dealing with a prick and certainly not in the way I like. "Prickyard " it is.

Ok. Speaking on the provider side hell I will speak on behalf of the "monger " side too. Fact: this guy is a douche. He admits it and We all agree with that on both sides I believe. Any credibility (which is like zero) that he has or had has been shot out the window and any reputable provider out here that is not addicted to drugs or is not desperate will NOT see him just simply because he is an asshole. Well for me knowing the providers he keeps company with that's a blacklist right there. Second point: The jealously does not do him justice and I will reiterate that FF gives chances upon chances in hoping that some of these ladies that may have issues or may have had some wrong doings only wants them to better themselves. For someone that has probably been screwed (not in the physically sense LOL) by probably more than one provider and still has the mindset of second chances only confirms what true character he has. No ulterior motive or thinking he's getting a " free ride " and this is coming from a provider that has never seen FF and believe me we have bantered back and forth on a couple issues right LOL. But regardless I know that this member is one of a kind. Any one that would question his motive simply doesn't WANT to see the facts or doesn't want to BELIEVE the facts or just likes to PISS people off. Perhaps all the above. You know when your training a puppy to be housebroken you can only rub their nose in their mess so many times and eventually they learn. So with that said guys. Let the man get burned. Let the man get drained financially (like she likes to do and brag about) and let him receive the gift of a health issue then maybe just like a puppy being housebroken he will finally get it and understand.

Just another little side note. I see Indyanon has not used such big words like he was. Perhaps he doesn't have the big boy dictionary out.

[blue]Word to the wise, you want to be careful on this issue. You start organizing chicks so they don't see guys and guys might do the same with you. While jerking off isn't as much fun as getting your dick sucked it does take care of business. Out of curiosity, do you think you can go longer without paying bills than guys can go without having sex?

Your post isn't out of line, so I didn't redact it, I'm just trying to do you a solid, you're not the first chick I've seen try this.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]A2 - was only stating an opinion and certainly not trying to do anything but that. Apologize if you think otherwise. I understand where you may be coming from and everyone can do what they want to do and see whom they want to. When it comes to the safety of the providers and a possible member who is somewhat eratic in behavior I have just stated an opinion. I'm not in the business of organizing anything and apologize again if you think otherwise perhaps later down the road that's in my wheel house but for right now I will stick to doing this part time.

[blue]Did you read what I wrote? "Your post isn't out of line..." You didn't state an opinion you advocated a course of action. Chicks can participate on fight threads no apology needed. I was giving you a heads up, what you do with it is your business.

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[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2849261]
[blue]Word to the wise, you want to be careful on this issue. You start organizing chicks so they don't see guys and guys might do the same with you. While jerking off isn't as much fun as getting your dick sucked it does take care of business. Out of curiosity, do you think you can go longer without paying bills than guys can go without having sex?

Your post isn't out of line, so I didn't redact it, I'm just trying to do you a solid, you're not the first chick I've seen try this.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Sugar, as you have called me often while trying to keep me in line, Mmeg isn't trying to organize anyone. Any of us providers with even an inkling of sense and that reads the forum knows he's a prick. She doesn't have to tell us that. She's just sticking up for an outstanding monger. Guys on here have been know to organize against providers that have been thieves etc. And rightfully so.

I loved the stories and they shaped me into the freak I am today. Life was simple back then.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2849261]Ok. Speaking on the provider side hell I will speak on behalf of the "monger " side too. Fact: this guy is a douche. He admits it and We all agree with that on both sides I believe. Any credibility (which is like zero) that he has or had has been shot out the window and any reputable provider out here that is not addicted to drugs or is not desperate will NOT see him just simply because he is an asshole.[/QUOTE]I guess this is one of those times that we may disagree. I completely agree with your philosophy, but you or many other main stream providers may have already seen him. He is a persona on this board but nobody really knows who he is. The only thing that is somewhat trackable is his attitude and writing style. Even those could be a character he portrays only here. However unless he gives his handle on this board before a visit, you will never know who is knocking at the door. The best thing to do is to ignore him, but there are too many pricks in this yard to do that. Pricks meaning anyone that posts in this thread.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2849261]For someone that has probably been screwed (not in the physically sense LOL) by probably more than one provider and still has the mindset of second chances only confirms what true character he has.[/QUOTE]Geez as well as you know Ilapp hasn't he already conveyed to you that I have no character? He knows that I am truly an asshole.

[BLUE]While jerking off isn't as much fun as getting your dick sucked it does take care of business. A2[/BLUE]

I especially like jerking off while watching freckled porn on my 85" UHDTV and with "3d" it's almost like getting my dick sucked. Hey does anyone know how to clean a TV screen?

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2849833]there are too many pricks in this yard to do that. Pricks meaning anyone that posts in this thread.[/QUOTE]I PROUDLY resemble that remark.

IG.

I guess this is one of those times that we may disagree. I completely agree with your philosophy, but you or many other main stream providers may have already seen him. He is a persona on this board but nobody really knows who he is. The only thing that is somewhat trackable is his attitude and writing style. Even those could be a character he portrays only here. However unless he gives his handle on this board before a visit, you will never know who is knocking at the door. The best thing to do is to ignore him, but there are too many pricks in this yard to do that. Pricks meaning anyone that posts in this thread.

You are right especially if he has multiple handles on here. I for one always ask for handle name or have them PM thru the board first instead of emailing me directly. My point although it Ruffled some feathers was merely about his way that he has been especially on this subject matter. Well Ilapp has said you are quite a character. I was just referring to your character as being someone that likes to see the good in people rather than all the negative without personal gain. I know. I know don't let the compliment get to your head LOL.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2849261]... any reputable provider out here that is not addicted to drugs or is not desperate will NOT see him just simply because he is an asshole. Well for me knowing the providers he keeps company with that's a blacklist right there.[/QUOTE]Boycotting the consumer in a customer driven market is easily the most idiotic idea that I've heard as of late. Feel free though.

MG - I generally don't reply to your post due to the rambling inane wall of text. Try reading a book once in awhile and you won't have to look up those "big boy words".

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2849985]Boycotting the consumer in a customer driven market is easily the most idiotic idea that I've heard as of late. Feel free though.[/QUOTE]Which part of the concept of "screening" are you having trouble understanding?

Pussy is such a wonderful entertainment It can be eaten, it is non fattening and even if you do eat it, it is still there for return pleasure. And of course the feel of pink sliding up and down on you penis is like no other and when it gushes with pleasure even better. Men can be pricks but it is better to have one and know what to do with it and even better if you have a lovely woman who loves to examine energize it, and feel the explosion when it warms her up in two of the three areas of extreme pleasure. Yes there are pricks / dicks and MMgeg says not the kind she loves to engage with but as the old saying goes or at least when I was a kid it was followed, Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if it wasn't for pussy our balls would rust. For those that were not that fortunate it was a visit to FIVE FINGERS FREDDIE. Not nearly as electric. Happy Easter Bunny Day.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2850061]Which part of the concept of "screening" are you having trouble understanding?[/QUOTE]That only works if you utilize the screening venue. This forum is a line of communication to convey experiences and it achieves its goals through reciprocity. It is not a screening service.

Trying to garner social acceptance from a group of "anonymous" social outliers is just a waste of time. So why do all of you even bother? At the end of the day there are just buyers and sellers on an open market.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2850131]That only works if you utilize the screening venue. This forum is a line of communication to convey experiences and it achieves its goals through reciprocity. It is not a screening service.

Trying to garner social acceptance from a group of "anonymous" social outliers is just a waste of time. So why bother? At the end of the day there are just buyers and sellers on an open market.[/QUOTE]Doesn't that imply, trying to garner social acceptance anywhere is a waste if time? Even within the immediate family, only a small part of waking hours are spent with any one person. Whether at work, or a family reunion, we're still mostly anonymous. Will you get promoted because you asked Ted about his weekend? Is gramps going to change the will because you complimented him?

Where is the benefit of being polite, making an effort, wearing a smile? Why bother?

I spent about 5 years in complete agreement. I said the minimum necessary to the people I had to deal with each day and never bothered with the social niceties. When I wanted sex, I pushed the buttons and played the game long enough to get what I wanted and walked away. And it worked. Pay 4 play was something I only rarely pursued and then just for the novelty. Rarely did I sleep alone except by choice.

Then one day someone opened my eyes. A smart woman showed me just what I was missing. She taught me the benefits of making the effort and eventually I learned it's not an effort. I worked much harder to avoid social acceptance.

That doesn't mean I've become an ass kissing sycophant. I kiss much less ass now, because it's no longer necessary. And I'm still somewhat harsh, whether on an anonymous forum or in my day-to-day encounters. If someone says or does something stupid or insensitive, I tell them. I don't require everyone's acceptance.

Now I open doors for little old ladies and young men and everyone in between. I smile, wave and greet people. If someone asks how I'm doing, instead of a one word response, I answer and return the question. Online I've stopped looking for people to attack. Instead I let them come to me. Overall, I try to give more than I take.

I admit it's getting harder. People are going out of their way to be nice to me. Yesterday, a restaurant manager apologized for not seating me ahead of 2 families with children (both arrived before me), requiring me to sit in a different section. I can survive one meal with a different waitress. Besides, my regular waitress still gave me 2 hugs and scratched my back. No apology needed. A few weeks ago my neighbor brought me homemade ham and beans with cornbread and then apologized because it wasn't her best cornbread. I'm at the point where I'm receiving more than I can give.

Online the effect continues. If someone launches an attack on me, others jump in to defend me, not that I need defending. On the occasions when I write something worth reading, people thank me. Even my less stellar efforts get a fair reading.

But how does that benefit me? Humans, generally speaking are social creatures. Most function best as part of a group and acceptance provides tangible benefits. When someone benefits from something I've written, I also benefit. My stress level is decreased, my mood is improved, I'm just a tiny bit happier and healthier.

Which brings us full circle. Inside the circle is FF and quite a few friends, people who feel that companionship doesn't have to be limited by a clock or a donation. Meanwhile you're walking round and round carrying your thermos.

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[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2850227]Doesn't that imply, trying to garner social acceptance anywhere is a waste if time? Even within the immediate family, only a small part of waking hours are spent with any one person. Whether at work, or a family reunion, we're still mostly anonymous. Will you get promoted because you asked Ted about his weekend? Is gramps going to change the will because you complimented him?

Where is the benefit of being polite, making an effort, wearing a smile? Why bother?

I spent about 5 years in complete agreement. I said the minimum necessary to the people I had to deal with each day and never bothered with the social niceties. When I wanted sex, I pushed the buttons and played the game long enough to get what I wanted and walked away. And it worked. Pay 4 play was something I only rarely pursued and then just for the novelty. Rarely did I sleep alone except by choice.

Then one day someone opened my eyes. A smart woman showed me just what I was missing. She taught me the benefits of making the effort and eventually I learned it's not an effort. I worked much harder to avoid social acceptance.

That doesn't mean I've become an ass kissing sycophant. I kiss much less ass now, because it's no longer necessary. And I'm still somewhat harsh, whether on an anonymous forum or in my day-to-day encounters. If someone says or does something stupid or insensitive, I tell them. I don't require everyone's acceptance.

Now I open doors for little old ladies and young men and everyone in between. I smile, wave and greet people. If someone asks how I'm doing, instead of a one word response, I answer and return the question. Online I've stopped looking for people to attack. Instead I let them come to me. Overall, I try to give more than I take.

I admit it's getting harder. People are going out of their way to be nice to me. Yesterday, a restaurant manager apologized for not seating me ahead of 2 families with children (both arrived before me), requiring me to sit in a different section. I can survive one meal with a different waitress. Besides, my regular waitress still gave me 2 hugs and scratched my back. No apology needed. A few weeks ago my neighbor brought me homemade ham and beans with cornbread and then apologized because it wasn't her best cornbread. I'm at the point where I'm receiving more than I can give.

Online the effect continues. If someone launches an attack on me, others jump in to defend me, not that I need defending. On the occasions when I write something worth reading, people thank me. Even my less stellar efforts get a fair reading.

But how does that benefit me? Humans, generally speaking are social creatures. Most function best as part of a group and acceptance provides tangible benefits. When someone benefits from something I've written, I also benefit. My stress level is decreased, my mood is improved, I'm just a tiny bit happier and healthier.

Which brings us full circle. Inside the circle is FF and quite a few friends, people who feel that companionship doesn't have to be limited by a clock or a donation. Meanwhile you're walking round and round carrying your thermos.

[URL]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c6/2f/0d/c62f0d1e60a8b8d04e4c7e136f41648e.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]I think you eloborately and eloquently described maturity, common courtesy and being a decent human being and how these simple thingsget you farther in life than being an immature, rude, bitter being and how you can sleep so much better at night whether alone or with a guest. Well said hon.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2849985]Boycotting the consumer in a customer driven market is easily the most idiotic idea that I've heard as of late. Feel free though.

MG - I generally don't reply to your post due to the rambling inane wall of text. Try reading a book once in awhile and you won't have to look up those "big boy words".[/QUOTE]I know Mmeg and she, like myself and many other REPUTABLE providers are well educated, well spoken, and by gosh, even well read. What exactly was your intent in insinuating that she was anything but? Especially if you have not even been blessed to even vaguely brush with This kind, funny, smart, genuine LADY?

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2850131]That only works if you utilize the screening venue. This forum is a line of communication to convey experiences and it achieves its goals through reciprocity. It is not a screening service.[/QUOTE]Duh. You're just full of useful information we already know. Reciprocity in this area assumes we're all looking for the same thing, but we're clearly not so we have to sift thru the bullshit to glean what's important to each of us. But creepy is as creepy does, and it shows up here and in your screening. That's your issue, not mine. I prefer to be the same lovely smiling face wherever I am, be it during screening, online in forums or in person with the women that keep asking me to come back.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2850131]Trying to garner social acceptance from a group of "anonymous" social outliers is just a waste of time. So why do all of you even bother? At the end of the day there are just buyers and sellers on an open market.[/QUOTE]Garner social acceptance? Nobody makes hobby relationships paramount to get the keys to the gates of heaven. We're having fun, and some of us like women and sex (or men and sex). Some of us also don't want to be douches as a personal pride thing. But you're the opposite. You find pride in being a douche to people that seem to want a bit of a community. Why it's important to you to try to piss on this parade is confusing to me, but you're not the first person on the Internet to find their self-importance in being contrarian to appear smart to themselves. You're just one of a constantly growing list of miserable people hellbent on tearing others down for self satisfaction. A real useful treat, you are.

You seem to consider your dollars as of utmost importance to the equation. It's obviously of import, but if you're playing in an arena where it's the only thing that matters, then you're probably dealing with some desperate people. SexyRed probably loves you right now because of this, but once upon a time she was begging me to come see her and had me at her new house and showed me her kids' rooms, told me about their school lives and showed me pictures of her family because I was awesome in every other way AND gave her money for the experience, and the experience reflected the increased trust and comfort. She asked me to do BB and Greek and all the things you're probably getting on the cheap right now because right now money IS all that matters (PS - didn't do either BB or Greek). But you're probably solely about power and control so it seems cool to take advantage of the desperate. Whatever floats your boat, but we're not all with you.

As for the open market, it's not as open when the seller gets to decide whether to sell to a buyer based on whatever damn criteria she wants. I'd think someone that considers themselves so smart would get this, but then you probably believe a true free market exists somewhere in this world. Economic theorist, you are not.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2849863]You are right especially if he has multiple handles on here. I for one always ask for handle name or have them PM thru the board first instead of emailing me directly. My point although it Ruffled some feathers was merely about his way that he has been especially on this subject matter. Well Ilapp has said you are quite a character. I was just referring to your character as being someone that likes to see the good in people rather than all the negative without personal gain. I know. I know don't let the compliment get to your head LOL.[/QUOTE]I think all the feathers on the board are still straight and smooth, even A2 chimed in as such. He just wanted to make sure you didn't alienate yourself from others, which I don't think will be an issue at all. Oh and don't worry it didn't go to my big head, less gray matter to assimilate compliments. However the way you said it sure did make the corpora cavernosa become engorged! You can talk dirty to me anytime you want.

This board makes me reach for one, not out of self pity, but for the multiple personalities that exist as a cohesive group that I believe generally do care. This is what brings tears to my eyes. There are so many examples of varying types of hobbyists and providers on this board who are true examples of humanity.

There is Ilapp, my friend, who has a bigger heart than mine (sorry it's out now) to the point that at times, when I hear the tone of his voice on the phone it worries the hell out of me. Two Nutts, one of the greatest mongers and friend a guy like me can have. IndyGuy, who if you can get him to stop talking long enough you will find out he really cares about others. LancePkrbttm, who I met recently and was as stand up as anyone can be on the Leslie issue. Numbnutts, who Selma told me he is a great guy and funny as hell. MWdude, who I have never met but through e-mails and other means, but I can tell he wears his heart on his sleeve. BigGuyuAteMe, even though he loves TPHFB (sorry not my thing but you go for it guy) has become a good friend. Bigg2003, from recent communication has me believing once again in the brotherhood on this board. Nostra and Golfer, Ok so these two just want young pussy, but they do give sound advice and I call them my friends (sorry I know you don't feel the same). Jjbee, Wow respect for you overflows from your wisdom and humanity. Stillnotme, still sweating meeting a monger like me more than an unknown BP provider, but I broke his cherry. Then there is Sara who watches over the security of this board more than anyone can ever imagine. Her health struggles should bring her down but don't because her humanity is so strong. Mmgeg, Damn woman can you please speak your mind you're much to apprehensive but I do love your dirty talk! So many more that I could write a novel, even longer than Ursula (heaven forbid). Then there is IndyAnon, not my type but has the right to speak his mind. If it wasn't for mongers like him we wouldn't need a yard to be pricks on.

My point is with all the personalities, personas, wishes and wants there is true humanity on this board. Humanity: human beings collectively capable of showing compassion, brotherly love, fraternity, philanthropy, humaneness, kindness, consideration, understanding, sympathy, tolerance and just plain doing the right thing because you should. It's too bad our US Congress isn't full of mongers and providers with the same type of humanity that exists on this board. If it was, something might get accomplished.