Did somebody say Classy? Classy and Pregnant (Geez Louise)
[QUOTE=KingSwag69;2192036]Big girl panties don't work for you. Just focus on that bologna your serving and play with your friend CRYSTAL.
Swag with balls of steel hanging from my spear.[/QUOTE]LOL When hoing and being pregnant classy? I just don't know anymore. Yeah I am classy too, I use to bang chicks while the baby's crib was literally next to her twin size bed. I wouldn't call myself classy, the baby cried so much while I was banging the baby's worthless mother. I decided to get the ho up to make the baby formula. I was like geez, I got to be a nanny, counselor, social worker for hos in this game. I ain't sign up for this. Now we got to make sure chicks know what "fake bills" look like too. You would think after selling you're beat up thighs and cheeks you would have some damn common sense. This game is going downhill. Go work for Walmart.
Drewbruski.
Believe in oldest profession
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2190677]I love paying for pussy. I still treat them kind and with respect because despite what they are doing I am happy they take care of me and my needs. It's not about them, it's about me. Then I get to go home without the whole snuggling thing afterwards. Granted some providers I have become really cool with so that's always a plus. That makes repeating easier and safer. They know you and what you like.
My. 02.
BG111.[/QUOTE]I've been away for a while. But I had to support this post first on my return.
I got to agree with Buff. Thank goodness for these fine women. Treat them with respect and they will treat you like the man you really are.
We're paying for the company all the time with civilian dates or significant others. But here, you can pay for a special need from a professional. Because it is her specialty, she's extremely good at it.
When you have the money, you take you car to a professional mechanic instead of your friend who just happens to work on cars.
Same thing here, when I need some specific, special attention, WITHOUT DRAMA or further obligation. I'm willing to pay for it to get it the way I want. (Quick or role play or sensual or wild or lay back relax and take care of ME for a change).
J.
I though you were staying out of it??
[QUOTE=NikkiNikki;2192408]Who is crystal? Who are you? We've never met. Are you even real? Oh that's right. Savannah! Hello my dear. Don't forget to take your meds.[/QUOTE]I thought you said you were staying out of the drama because your too classy? What happened?
To the guys who reported this
[QUOTE=JerseyGirl;2192384][B][red]I just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE giving HEAD[/red][/B][/QUOTE][BLUE]Yes this is indeed kind of an ad. Jersey if I ever meet you, at some point when you're taking a break from giving me head remind me to give you a spanking.
I however found it random, weird, funny, kinda WTFey and perfectly in keeping with the fucking bizarre nature of this thread.
Honestly this is without question the fucking weirdest of all the fight threads on the forum and the first one I read when I work.
If one of you other chicks writes a big long ad, it's gone, if you all start writing ads, they will all be gone.
A2
PS To all the guys saying I should ban Swag, are you fucking nuts? You can't pay for entertainment like this at a comedy club. Go pop some fucking popcorn and enjoy the show. Swag can only post here.[/BLUE]