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[QUOTE=RonDodg;4179597]So other then mannerisms it felt the same? A hole is a hole? I'm guessing she had man made too? LOL. Now you got me rewinding all my excursions and second guessing. Oh well. I left happy and that's all that counts. If there's doubt, trash that memory file and move on to the hottest female you can find and just go bonkers.[/QUOTE]I thought she was very very attractive but also totally understand what everyone is talking about. As this was in my head before met her, I'm not sure if it was mind over matter or real. But I did think she felt looser than I'm used to. I will say that she has an outrageous shape in terms of hip-waist ratio which would be tough to fake and not close to anything I've ever seen on a dude.

I would say I'm 70/30 she has always been female.

[QUOTE=RonDodg;4179597]So other then mannerisms it felt the same? A hole is a hole? I'm guessing she had man made too? LOL. Now you got me rewinding all my excursions and second guessing. Oh well. I left happy and that's all that counts. If there's doubt, trash that memory file and move on to the hottest female you can find and just go bonkers.[/QUOTE]If they have a vagina. They are females.

Jesus, not to worry. You're still hetero.

Next issue.

[QUOTE=KingForAMonth;4179921]I thought she was very very attractive but also totally understand what everyone is talking about. As this was in my head before met her, I'm not sure if it was mind over matter or real. But I did think she felt looser than I'm used to. I will say that she has an outrageous shape in terms of hip-waist ratio which would be tough to fake and not close to anything I've ever seen on a dude.

I would say I'm 70/30 she has always been female.[/QUOTE]I've followed her Snap a lot and only reason I haven't pulled the trigger is that she seems to go back and forth to O'hare hotels on a whim. I like to plan ahead. But anyway, the legs and hands look all female to me but the face says otherwise. She has a kind of manly face. Everything else looks great.

For all the guys who are wondering if they did it with a post operation tranny next time go down there and have a lick. I'm no Dr butI'd think that a phony vagina wouldn't smell or taste like the real thing.

This entire convo is hilarious to me. I'm wondering if any of you guys who had "it" reenacted the scene from 1st Ace Ventura movie where he finds out the villain he kissed was actually a dude. LOL. But on a serious note. Did anyone do "it" raw? I ask because I'm wondering myself if they feel the same as a real one? Anal to me feels different than pussy.

[QUOTE=TonyDe;4180386]For all the guys who are wondering if they did it with a post operation tranny next time go down there and have a lick. I'm no Dr butI'd think that a phony vagina wouldn't smell or taste like the real thing.[/QUOTE]And then if you realize "hey I'm sucking a dick" you'll know with 100% certainty!

Anyone have any info on her? Looks nice, I like the alt look. Hope she's legit. Thanks in advance.

Anyone have any info on her? Looks nice, I like the alt look. Hope she's legit. Thanks in advance.

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She is old and looks to have had a rough life and some bad plastic surgery. She also shows signs one would see in habitual drug users (though this is just my opinion). That does not mean she was once a man. That being said, her ass is definitely one of the best I've ever fucked. Worth a visit for her ass, not worth a repeat.

[QUOTE=TonyDe;4180386]For all the guys who are wondering if they did it with a post operation tranny next time go down there and have a lick. I'm no Dr butI'd think that a phony vagina wouldn't smell or taste like the real thing.[/QUOTE]I lived in Hawaii for years and being educated at work by the guys, transgenders (ma hoo's they are called there) are an accepted person by the asian race. Some, not all go the full route and have the full change. The guys that apparently had experience, says get that cho cho frothin and horny, if your reach down and no cho cho juice, it's one ma hoo done the change. Ha I actually contacted her and got to talking about it and asked her, told her a friend of mine said she was, she adamantly denied it. She was too expensive for me to find out, half her prices and I'd give it a shot. Interesting topic, one of you boys going to take the plunge, ha be safe.

[QUOTE=DynoJr;4180236]... the legs and hands look all female to me but the face says otherwise. She has a kind of manly face. Everything else looks great.[/QUOTE]Look carefully at the photos at the links I posted a few days ago: Specifically the hands and feet. IMO, the very talented photographer used angles that make it difficult to judge the size of her hands and the width of her shoulders (hair hanging down to the shoulders makes it difficult to judge width). Always wearing heels makes it difficult to judge the size of feet; but do those look like the size of typical female feet?

Remember "optical illusion" from grade school? IMO the concept is at work in her photos.

[QUOTE=SnowBnnyLvr;4180419]This entire convo is hilarious to me. I'm wondering if any of you guys who had "it" reenacted the scene from 1st Ace Ventura movie where he finds out the villain he kissed was actually a dude. LOL. But on a serious note. Did anyone do "it" raw? I ask because I'm wondering myself if they feel the same as a real one? Anal to me feels different than pussy.[/QUOTE]In 2015, there was Megan at AX. Clues: Much taller than the usual Thai female, her bolt-ons were very hard as if there was zero mammary there originally (or perhaps just a bad boob job, but most Thai ladies with breast implants usually had a good Dr. Perform the surgery), she was also very down for anal. And banging her felt like I was fucking Yogi Berra's catchers mitt.

I couldn't finish, no sensation, but perhaps it was more a mental thing because once I got there, my spidey sense said something isn't right. Was it her height, her feet, and hands (BTW, I didn't notice them), her hips etc. Perhaps it was the big cock.

Ok, that last part I just put there for a joke. She had a vagina that looked real, but I didn't want to look too close. I think someone mentioned previously on here she may have been post op. If true, I say to myself, that explains it. However, she was a sweet girl and aimed to please. There was no dick, and she had a vagina. To me, that means she was a woman then, if not before.

Nicha likes it in the pooper I hope she's not a man.

On a side note, I always wanted to tag team and dp a real woman with a girl that has fake boobs but a dikk too.

Move on from her, post reviews on providers in here, sheessshhhh.

I may have fucked a dude or two. This discussion has me concerned as I've experienced some of the things you guys are saying are signs.

[QUOTE=ZooGuy1959;4180705]Look carefully at the photos at the links I posted a few days ago: Specifically the hands and feet. IMO, the very talented photographer used angles that make it difficult to judge the size of her hands and the width of her shoulders (hair hanging down to the shoulders makes it difficult to judge width). Always wearing heels makes it difficult to judge the size of feet; but do those look like the size of typical female feet?

Remember "optical illusion" from grade school? IMO the concept is at work in her photos.[/QUOTE]Montero is a female. Don't matter if her hands or feets are largely than most. Her skin was smooth the last time I visited her back like 2 years ago. No matter how hard you tried to hide it, a guy skin is a little rough and hers wasn't.

[QUOTE=ZooGuy1959;4180705]Look carefully at the photos at the links I posted a few days ago: Specifically the hands and feet. IMO, the very talented photographer used angles that make it difficult to judge the size of her hands and the width of her shoulders (hair hanging down to the shoulders makes it difficult to judge width). Always wearing heels makes it difficult to judge the size of feet; but do those look like the size of typical female feet?

Remember "optical illusion" from grade school? IMO the concept is at work in her photos.[/QUOTE]Montero is all woman. Guys, quit overthinking it and just go get that pussy! Most likely the closest thing you will ever see to a true nymphomaniac.

This post just made me spit out my dinner!

[QUOTE=Flipper12;4181830]I may have fucked a dude or two. This discussion has me concerned as I've experienced some of the things you guys are saying are signs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyMF;4182001]Montero is all woman. Guys, quit overthinking it and just go get that pussy! Most likely the closest thing you will ever see to a true nymphomaniac.[/QUOTE]I've watched the video linked here. Give this a thought: her aggressive behavior gives guys little time to explore her body or think about what is going on. Before they know it they've popped and then it's time to go.

Another thought: if guys are being encouraged to use the back door rather than the front door, what might that indicate?

However, bottom line is, if guys think the experience was worth the expense, that's all that counts.

[QUOTE=ZooGuy1959;4182014]I've watched the video linked here. Give this a thought: her aggressive behavior gives guys little time to explore her body or think about what is going on. Before they know it they've popped and then it's time to go.

Another thought: if guys are being encouraged to use the back door rather than the front door, what might that indicate?

However, bottom line is, if guys think the experience was worth the expense, that's all that counts.[/QUOTE]I don't know why you trying so hard to make people doubt themselves. Some African Americans girls have big feet and manly features, yet you don't see people calling them a man. And its not like Montero is asking for the back door, most people just prefer it since its not something that is offered a lot. You can get pussy on any session.

[QUOTE=RonDodg;4179597]So other then mannerisms it felt the same? A hole is a hole? I'm guessing she had man made too? LOL. Now you got me rewinding all my excursions and second guessing. Oh well. I left happy and that's all that counts. If there's doubt, trash that memory file and move on to the hottest female you can find and just go bonkers.[/QUOTE]She was a he before.

Had a good dream at Sxl.

Curious if anyone has experience with.

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Hoping to have another dream here soon.

New hear. Had a solid dream I went to SXL and got a good L1.

Looking into something diff now. Anyone have any experience here?

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Any insight would be appreciated!

Hey guys, let's get back on track a little. I'm looking for a girl, preferably downtown, but I'm willing to travel, who would be willing to see me and after give a reference. I already have one girl who is well established and will vouch, but so many girls and agencies ask for 2!

1. Karina. My go to right now. Real pictures. Cute and fun.

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2. Emilia. Pictures are fake, young new girl: I have not seen her, but I got intel that she is young and Pale. No body description. Cross eyed. No that it matters, but it may explain the fake pictures. I'll pass on this one.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30211440/African/guys[/URL]

3. Katty. I don't know about this one, something tells me this is Kasia who changed her name because she is horrible. I heard she is leaving soon so she may be playing games. I would caution and stay away. I hope I'm wrong, but the faces are very similar.

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[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30250848/Kasia[/URL]

I'm pretty sure Monika left. Only three are here. Once Kasia leaves hopefully we will get something good in.

SI.

Got stood up by Karina, so took a chance on Emilia. CivicSI's intel is incorrect. She is not young and not cross eyed. She is mid 30's. Pretty face, decent bod. Little chubby with great tits. Long curly black hair but with one side shaved. Looks ok.

She is friendly but limited language skills. However, her other skills and menu are lacking. Only light kissing. No real BJ. No DATY. Would not recommend.

Hi, What does "Pale" mean?

Also, it seems that all the ads are gone from yesbp.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;4182987]1. Karina. My go to right now. Real pictures. Cute and fun.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30011762/African/guys[/URL]

2. Emilia. Pictures are fake, young new girl: I have not seen her, but I got intel that she is young and Pale. No body description. Cross eyed. No that it matters, but it may explain the fake pictures. I'll pass on this one.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30211440/African/guys[/URL]

3. Katty. I don't know about this one, something tells me this is Kasia who changed her name because she is horrible. I heard she is leaving soon so she may be playing games. I would caution and stay away. I hope I'm wrong, but the faces are very similar.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30180750/African/guys[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30250848/Kasia[/URL]

I'm pretty sure Monika left. Only three are here. Once Kasia leaves hopefully we will get something good in.

SI.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;4182987]1. Karina. My go to right now. Real pictures. Cute and fun.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30011762/African/guys[/URL]

2. Emilia. Pictures are fake, young new girl: I have not seen her, but I got intel that she is young and Pale. No body description. Cross eyed. No that it matters, but it may explain the fake pictures. I'll pass on this one.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30211440/African/guys[/URL]

3. Katty. I don't know about this one, something tells me this is Kasia who changed her name because she is horrible. I heard she is leaving soon so she may be playing games. I would caution and stay away. I hope I'm wrong, but the faces are very similar.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30180750/African/guys[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30250848/Kasia[/URL]

I'm pretty sure Monika left. Only three are here. Once Kasia leaves hopefully we will get something good in.

SI.[/QUOTE]Any additional details you can sure about Karina? The service particularly? Thanks in advance.

I'm coming into town and was looking to find a spinner in the area possibly Friday or Saturday. Please advice good providers who will do outcall to nice hotels. Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;4182987]1. Karina. My go to right now. Real pictures. Cute and fun.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30011762/African/guys[/URL]

2. Emilia. Pictures are fake, young new girl: I have not seen her, but I got intel that she is young and Pale. No body description. Cross eyed. No that it matters, but it may explain the fake pictures. I'll pass on this one.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30211440/African/guys[/URL]

3. Katty. I don't know about this one, something tells me this is Kasia who changed her name because she is horrible. I heard she is leaving soon so she may be playing games. I would caution and stay away. I hope I'm wrong, but the faces are very similar.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30180750/African/guys[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/30250848/Kasia[/URL]

I'm pretty sure Monika left. Only three are here. Once Kasia leaves hopefully we will get something good in.

SI.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update civic.

Do you know if Karina offers BBBJ?

[QUOTE=Smdiw81;4183030]Got stood up by Karina, so took a chance on Emilia. CivicSI's intel is incorrect. She is not young and not cross eyed. She is mid 30's. Pretty face, decent bod. Little chubby with great tits. Long curly black hair but with one side shaved. Looks ok.

She is friendly but limited language skills. However, her other skills and menu are lacking. Only light kissing. No real BJ. No DATY. Would not recommend.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the clarification, apparently my intel is shit. Haha. Anyways glad I passed. Pale is someone who looks like a ghost. Karina is simply fun and cute. I recommend. As we all know if your not a regular sometimes there scheduling is crap, I will admit. However they are often stood up as well. It's a hit and miss.

[QUOTE=Awge17;4183347]Thanks for the update civic.

Do you know if Karina offers BBBJ?[/QUOTE]All the NG girls upcharge for BBBJ, usually it's like 40 extra. If they like you an have seen you several times they may offer BBBJ at no charge. YMMV situation.

I hate to leave a bad report (especially if everyone else has been saying positive things about her), but I just want to be honest. I had a bad dream with NG Karina earlier this week. It's possible I caught her on a bad night, or that I'm too ugly for her, etc.

Make an appointment, arrived on time. However, she was in the middle of dinner. I get it, girl's got to eat and you don't know if people break appointments or not. Still, I show up, asked to wait in room for awhile so she can finish eating. She comes in, I pay for an hour, we start kissing. She doesn't do DFK, but even just LFK is terrible because she had just eaten chilli fries. I kid you not.

Doesn't let me DTY, goes straight to CBJ. Maybe less than 30 secs before she CG. Doesn't feel fun, so we switch to Mish. I finish, she quickly goes to her phone and then walks out to "get water. " Doesn't help clean me up. Doesn't return for what seems like awhile. She returns, doesn't initiate for MSOG, so I have to. She clearly doesn't want to, so I don't try since the vibe is off. I just lay there with her, make small talk until maybe closer to my time is up. I get dressed by myself while she plays on her phone, and then walks me to the door.

So that's it. Really just a sad dream, especially given all the positive reports. Again, hate to leave a bad report, but I want to be honest. I've had a disappointment once or twice, but I never had a sad dream like this.

[QUOTE=Smdiw81;4183030]Got stood up by Karina, so took a chance on Emilia. CivicSI's intel is incorrect. She is not young and not cross eyed. She is mid 30's. Pretty face, decent bod. Little chubby with great tits. Long curly black hair but with one side shaved. Looks ok.

She is friendly but limited language skills. However, her other skills and menu are lacking. Only light kissing. No real BJ. No DATY. Would not recommend.[/QUOTE]That description is pretty spot on for the girl that was going by Monika as of last week. But that ad, for "Monika", as already pointed out, was taken down. Still based on your description I'm pretty sure you saw "monika". She had a similar review to yours previously.

I saw her a few days ago, also when stood up by Karina. I agree w the physical description. She's def thicker but curvy and I'd say still has nice figure. If I saw her in a bar I'd hit on her. And yes she has excellent breasts. There was LFK with moments of DFK, and DATY for me. Maybe a YMMV situation. It was CBJ but I didn't inquire about no cover. Spent time in mish and doggy. She appeared to be into the doggy part but could have easy been acting of course. Either way I appreciared it. She did try to get me a round 2, but the soldier was not cooperating. Personly I'd visit again. Full disclaimer: I'm still new to the hobby so you can take this review w that bit o knowledge.

[QUOTE=Szs74;4183667]I hate to leave a bad report (especially if everyone else has been saying positive things about her), but I just want to be honest. I had a bad dream with NG Karina earlier this week. It's possible I caught her on a bad night, or that I'm too ugly for her, etc.

Make an appointment, arrived on time. However, she was in the middle of dinner. I get it, girl's got to eat and you don't know if people break appointments or not. Still, I show up, asked to wait in room for awhile so she can finish eating. She comes in, I pay for an hour, we start kissing. She doesn't do DFK, but even just LFK is terrible because she had just eaten chilli fries. I kid you not.

Doesn't let me DTY, goes straight to CBJ. Maybe less than 30 secs before she CG. Doesn't feel fun, so we switch to Mish. I finish, she quickly goes to her phone and then walks out to "get water. " Doesn't help clean me up. Doesn't return for what seems like awhile. She returns, doesn't initiate for MSOG, so I have to. She clearly doesn't want to, so I don't try since the vibe is off. I just lay there with her, make small talk until maybe closer to my time is up. I get dressed by myself while she plays on her phone, and then walks me to the door.

So that's it. Really just a sad dream, especially given all the positive reports. Again, hate to leave a bad report, but I want to be honest. I've had a disappointment once or twice, but I never had a sad dream like this.[/QUOTE]I'm starting to put the puzzle together here, I believe Monika and Kasia have switched their names and phone numbers to appear "new". My bad expierence started with Kasia back when she first arrived in December. NG is usually good in service. I can stand by that, however lately they have been recruiting shitty performers. It all started with Kasia who has been in town for too darn long now. She needs to go. I am starting to think she is teaching these newer girls how to become shitty performers. Kasia has a different business model. She's not here to have fun, she's here to make easy money and give shitty services. Karina used to be at the Nagle location. I have not seen her since she moved to the Belmont location. Maybe she was contaminated with Kasia. Gents for now it is safe to say NG is a no go until they clean up. Very disappointed with the current performers.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;4183886]I'm starting to put the puzzle together here, I believe Monika and Kasia have switched their names and phone numbers to appear "new". My bad expierence started with Kasia back when she first arrived in December. NG is usually good in service. I can stand by that, however lately they have been recruiting shitty performers. It all started with Kasia who has been in town for too darn long now. She needs to go. I am starting to think she is teaching these newer girls how to become shitty performers. Kasia has a different business model. She's not here to have fun, she's here to make easy money and give shitty services. Karina used to be at the Nagle location. I have not seen her since she moved to the Belmont location. Maybe she was contaminated with Kasia. Gents for now it is safe to say NG is a no go until they clean up. Very disappointed with the current performers.[/QUOTE]CIVIC; I couldn't agree with you more. NG used to much better; we need to demand better and hopefully a better lot will come through or some of the earlier SP's will return.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;4183886]Gents for now it is safe to say NG is a no go until they clean up. Very disappointed with the current performers.[/QUOTE]I feel the same. It appears these current ladies are milking the brand at whatever cost for a few dollars more.

Here's a handy trick. Besides checking birth certificates, one good way to tell if a woman is really a woman is by the elbows. Women's elbow hyper-extend a bit past straight. For example, look for a sexy pose where she's leaning with her hand on a table or on her hands and knees. If her elbows extend beyond 180 degrees she's def a female. That's hard to fake.

[QUOTE=JessieJames92;4182125]She was a he before.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glideon99;4184013]Here's a handy trick. Besides checking birth certificates, one good way to tell if a woman is really a woman is by the elbows. Women's elbow hyper-extend a bit past straight. For example, look for a sexy pose where she's leaning with her hand on a table or on her hands and knees. If her elbows extend beyond 180 degrees she's def a female. That's hard to fake.[/QUOTE]I am and always have been male. I have always been able to hyper-extend my elbows past straight, enough so that I got a lot of ohh's and ahh's in my school days. The same is true to some extent in my knees, which can be a problem sometimes if I misjudge a step and plant wrong. I have no idea how common or uncommon this trait is in regard to gender, but would not consider this a definitive test.

[QUOTE=ChaoticRandom;4183694]That description is pretty spot on for the girl that was going by Monika as of last week. But that ad, for "Monika", as already pointed out, was taken down. Still based on your description I'm pretty sure you saw "monika". She had a similar review to yours previously.

I saw her a few days ago, also when stood up by Karina. I agree w the physical description. She's def thicker but curvy and I'd say still has nice figure. If I saw her in a bar I'd hit on her. And yes she has excellent breasts. There was LFK with moments of DFK, and DATY for me. Maybe a YMMV situation. It was CBJ but I didn't inquire about no cover. Spent time in mish and doggy. She appeared to be into the doggy part but could have easy been acting of course. Either way I appreciared it. She did try to get me a round 2, but the soldier was not cooperating. Personly I'd visit again. Full disclaimer: I'm still new to the hobby so you can take this review w that bit o knowledge.[/QUOTE]I was also stood up by Karina, she ended up texting me in the PM after the radio silence in the AM. I just happened to be in the area so I stopped by. I actually did see Karina, small spinner with the bad ankle. I have to say my experience was a bit better than what I read but not by much. She allowed DATY and CG, cleaned me up afterward but refused to give a BBBJ. She was sweet and fun to talk to. I saw Monica while there with the shaved head and huge wrinkled ass, she was super rude. Karina offered me a Paczki on the way out (they were on the stove) and Monica came out of her room, said something snarky in Polish and shut the box before I could take one out. Definitely wait until a new crew comes in or just stick to the spinner, what ever name she is using right now.