Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FartCity;2793306]A friendly recommendation. Don't discourage other members from providing information, as per the official rules of this board. ROFL.[/QUOTE]Hey Bro, I was not being smart, and I definitely do not discourage anyone from providing information. Just provide information that you don't need to read 4 times to figure out what the heck you're talking about. LOL Sneezing and medicine cabinet? Do you see any other posters doing that? Just saying. There is no reason to post stories with drawn out code words. The forum is named USA SEX GUIDE, Sections for Streetwalkers, etc. Do you really think anyone reading these forums don't know what is going on? Many just start off with "had a dream" which is ok. You had a dream and she made you pop 3 times with a great blowjob, and then flashed her tits, Well said.

Have fun and stay safe.

Beware guys! I'm just going to be short and simple [URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/o-you-will-lve-my-sklls-o/10688267[/URL].

Great overal massage by blonde lady Jan. Nice lady, but looked totally beat up like somebody sucker punched her in her face. Gave me some cofee and water, and a great massage. Really nice lady.

Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2792597]Rolling on the floor sneezing my ass off.[/QUOTE]We love you long time.

Agree she's very nice.

But she's also batshit crazy. Saw her a few times last summer. Each time she had a new "I got assaulted and beat up and robbed" story.

And don't let her touch a drop of alcohol. Asking for trouble.

I think she has some psychological problems, and maybe really was beat up in her childhood or something. Just be aware.

[QUOTE=JimmyD76;2794209]Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.[/QUOTE]

As a traveler in business from L. A. I'm new to this hobby. Where can I get a great massage, no drama, with any extras in this city? Went today to 4 Seasons, got a decent massage, no extras, felt afraid to leave DNA or fingerprints. Entire time I was at this Illinois spa, cameras everywhere. So when do I get non surveillance massage? Went to see Camden this week, good experience. Jan on Arsenal and Hampton, good, but no extras and she was too shy to mention, and sad lookin. You fellas got any suggestions, where I could get a no frills massage, that includes a he. ?!

[QUOTE=CubWin1908;2794692]Agree she's very nice.

But she's also batshit crazy. Saw her a few times last summer. Each time she had a new "I got assaulted and beat up and robbed" story.

And don't let her touch a drop of alcohol. Asking for trouble.

I think she has some psychological problems, and maybe really was beat up in her childhood or something. Just be aware.[/QUOTE]When I seen her she was at Union Station " Hard Rock" She took the Metrolink. There - we hit a cheap hotel on Watson. I drove her back to IL to catch it there. No telling what she runs into on her trips. Really didn't want the drama so I stayed away after may 1st visit.

[QUOTE=LongNeckWill;2793635]Beware guys! I'm just going to be short and simple [URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/o-you-will-lve-my-sklls-o/10688267[/URL].[/QUOTE]Why are these ads in the escort section. Its wrong just wrong. They are trying to trick the guys not into that stuff. Don't be fooled some of them can pass for being female guys!

Looking to get an Asian girl massage. Any advice on where to go? I'm from L. A. ,and new to this hobby, here in St. Louis, Chesterfield areas. Just moved here, last week too. Already saw Jan on Arsenal, Hampton, and the redhead near downtown, both have nothing much extra, but pleased overall with massages.

Looking to get an Asian girl massage. Any advice on where to go? I'm from L. A. ,and new to this hobby, here in St. Louis, Chesterfield areas. Just moved here, last week too. Already saw Jan on Arsenal, Hampton, and the redhead near downtown, both have nothing much extra to offer besides full body rub, but pleased overall with massages.

Looking to get an Asian girl massage. Any advice on where to go? I'm from L. A. ,and new to this hobby, here in St. Louis, Chesterfield areas. Just moved here, last week too. Already saw blond on Arsenal, Hampton, and the redhead near downtown, both have nothing much extra to offer besides full body rub, but pleased overall with massages.

[QUOTE=EddieBoy1;2794884]When I seen her she was at Union Station " Hard Rock" She took the Metrolink. There - we hit a cheap hotel on Watson. I drove her back to IL to catch it there. No telling what she runs into on her trips. Really didn't want the drama so I stayed away after may 1st visit.[/QUOTE]I've ridden the MetroLink hundreds of times, esp to Sporting events. I've never seen any problems. If I ever do I'll do my best to stop it. I usually get on in East St. Louis, occasionally Washington Park. I find it very safe.

[QUOTE=JimmyD76;2794205]Great overal massage by blonde lady Jan. Nice lady, but looked totally beat up like somebody sucker punched her in her face. Gave me some cofee and water, and a great massage. Really nice lady.[/QUOTE]Not to be "that guy", but she probably fell. When I saw her, early in the day, she was so drunk she could barely stand up. Fell and caught herself more than once. I'm surprised to see the positive reviews. It was the single worst experience I've ever had. Severe emotional / mental / addiction problems.

[QUOTE=Simplycool;2793557]Hey Bro, I was not being smart, and I definitely do not discourage anyone from providing information. Just provide information that you don't need to read 4 times to figure out what the heck you're talking about. LOL Sneezing and medicine cabinet? Do you see any other posters doing that? Just saying. There is no reason to post stories with drawn out code words. The forum is named USA SEX GUIDE, Sections for Streetwalkers, etc. Do you really think anyone reading these forums don't know what is going on? Many just start off with "had a dream" which is ok. You had a dream and she made you pop 3 times with a great blowjob, and then flashed her tits, Well said.

Have fun and stay safe.[/QUOTE]I get it. It's silly. It's supposed to be. My personal policy is, I'm not going to be part. In any way. Of material that could be used as part of a criminal investigation. Can you imagine that being used? No you can't. Do you really want your posts on here to end up in criminal court? You give a good report without being specific. I thought it was entertaining. Hopefully you'll like my future reports better.

[QUOTE=JimmyD76;2794209]Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.[/QUOTE]Got link or contact information? PM.

Had a visit with susan. Not much to look at but if a rusty trombone is on your radar she's your girl! Price is very reasonable and the service is always with a smile!

[QUOTE=Aristides;2791903]Be careful there, I have been across the street at another business where they had cops set up taking pictures through the window of the people coming and going from that massage parlor. How do I know that? I asked the business owner why was there cameras set up pointing the the massage parlor across the street? And she told me the cops asked her if they could use her office to set there because they suspected it was more than a massage parlor. I was planning on going there until that happened. Granted they are still open (new managment? Different police chief? Granted that was two years ago, and the world changes every 30 days in this world, just wanted to share my experience.[/QUOTE]They are 4 blocks from LEO and 2 blocks from a big baptist church. Nana must be crazy. Old location was in the back of an office building in another city.

[QUOTE=FartCity;2795277]I get it. It's silly. It's supposed to be. My personal policy is, I'm not going to be part. In any way. Of material that could be used as part of a criminal investigation. Can you imagine that being used? No you can't. Do you really want your posts on here to end up in criminal court? You give a good report without being specific. I thought it was entertaining. Hopefully you'll like my future reports better.[/QUOTE]

If you are so worried about posts being used in court (which I assure you they cannot unless you admit to posting them) then why are you even here posting anything. By your logic, participating on this board qualifies as being part of a criminal conspiracy and yet you keep posting. In addition, even admitting you posted them means nothing. All you have to do is say you made it all up. The police have no proof you did anything wrong unless you show them proof and short of a video of you handing a girl money and explictly say "this is for sex" then there is nothing the police can do to you.

Stop acting like you know what you are talking about and go away.

[QUOTE=ChetFont;2796094]They are 4 blocks from LEO and 2 blocks from a big baptist church. Nana must be crazy. Old location was in the back of an office building in another city.[/QUOTE]I was in Baltimore this summer and there is a long-standing parlor directly across from a police station. No worries by the guests at all.

Wanted to stop at Super Spa. Few vehicles in lot. Older lady hanging at door of Fuji waiting for me to exit vehicle. Says come here they're busy. We have young girls. Then says same place. I figure maybe she is right and go.

Got the older lady. Doesn't look bad, but would not do her. Looks rough to me. Over paid for a flip at 10 minutes. Won't be back. She was erratic and just didn't care for her.

Later same day hit 4 seasons. High hopes with buzzer and she looked like she could be a good time. Piss poor massage and hurried. Wanted 70 for hour and said 50 for half. Went ahead and did it since I was there. Big mistake. Won't be back there. I actually told her to stop massage and I just left.

I dreamed of visiting Sunshine, Lamplighter Sq. 50/60 minutes. Good massage but nothing else, draped really enforced, and the manager receptionist may enter any time without even knocking at the door, really dislike that. They ad free shower that they didn't do. I would not repeat until positive reviews are posted.

[QUOTE=Secretariat65;2791796]Met by 40 ish fairly attractive Asian. Fifty for your. Nice massage. Some teasing but nothing more. DIY ending. Can you say broken record AMP review.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fbm014;2796872]Wanted to stop at Super Spa. Few vehicles in lot. Older lady hanging at door of Fuji waiting for me to exit vehicle. Says come here they're busy. We have young girls. Then says same place. I figure maybe she is right and go.

Got the older lady. Doesn't look bad, but would not do her. Looks rough to me. Over paid for a flip at 10 minutes. Won't be back. She was erratic and just didn't care for her.

Later same day hit 4 seasons. High hopes with buzzer and she looked like she could be a good time. Piss poor massage and hurried. Wanted 70 for hour and said 50 for half. Went ahead and did it since I was there. Big mistake. Won't be back there. I actually told her to stop massage and I just left.[/QUOTE]Had a similar dream. Was going to try Fuji for the first time and was intercepted by said older hag who dragged me to super spa. I figured whatever. After getting naked in the room she says she'll be back and exits. She comes back with a younger chick. I really had no clue what the hell was going on because I can barely understand them. I said I'll take her. She seemed nervous at first but I wasn't coy about what I wanted. Her name was Sky. After bs massage and upsell clothes came off. Clothes came off CBJ in 69 position although although I wasn't allowed to touch her hairless puss even though it was in my face. Dreamed I hit that tight hole, cleaned up and left.

My first dream at Superspa was better. Ended up with Susie a goofy broad late 30's early 40's. Massage was kind of freaky, ass and behind the balls play. Eventually CBJ (these chicks seem pretty sanitary). Dreamed I banged her tight puss cleaned up and left. Paid too much but when you naked and hard it happens. Those were my first and left likely last trips to that place.

[QUOTE=JimmyD76;2794209]Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.[/QUOTE]There seems to be a lot of varied YMMV stories on this chick. I saw her recently due to price and location. She is a red head now and very skinny. Her bruised eye and arm came from a home accident at least that's what she told me. Said her name is Jenny. She actually had a very cool personality but there is something off. Opted for half hour. She used too much oil for my liking. She had no problem going for it on the flip but ironically enough seemed very shy. She agreed she was shy and likely shouldn't be doing "sensual" massages. Got her in her underwear but again, was shy and no touching. She is very thin, but I don't believe she is a dope head, too intelligent and conversational. Said she is 40 but may be a little older. Actually liked her personality laughed a few times. I won't return though and would not recommend more than the $80 half hour. From reading the reviews, there seems to be varied experiences with her so YMMV.

[QUOTE=MkeMike;2797397]I dreamed of visiting Sunshine, Lamplighter Sq. 50/60 minutes. Good massage but nothing else, draped really enforced, and the manager receptionist may enter any time without even knocking at the door, really dislike that. They ad free shower that they didn't do. I would not repeat until positive reviews are posted.[/QUOTE]Went last week and had the same experience. No teasing, never even uncovered my butt. On the flip, the massage was done through the sheet. Definitely won't return.

Thought her name was Jan. But it's jennie, guess. Can't understand why she'd be drunk off alcohol, she is a diabetic, and saw she had a pump for that. I asked her, she said she takes insulin, and is a brittle type 1. She and I were talking, she's cool, former gymnast, ballet dancer, an works at a nursing home at night, caring for elderly. Said she lives the job. She has anorexia, and stuggles with that. Overall, drug free, does smoke cigarettes she's 90#,if lucky. Very pretty face, eyes.

[QUOTE=LowdownOne;2797947]Had a similar dream. Was going to try Fuji for the first time and was intercepted by said older hag who dragged me to super spa. I figured whatever. After getting naked in the room she says she'll be back and exits. She comes back with a younger chick. I really had no clue what the hell was going on because I can barely understand them. I said I'll take her. She seemed nervous at first but I wasn't coy about what I wanted. Her name was Sky. After bs massage and upsell clothes came off. Clothes came off CBJ in 69 position although although I wasn't allowed to touch her hairless puss even though it was in my face. Dreamed I hit that tight hole, cleaned up and left.

My first dream at Superspa was better. Ended up with Susie a goofy broad late 30's early 40's. Massage was kind of freaky, ass and behind the balls play. Eventually CBJ (these chicks seem pretty sanitary). Dreamed I banged her tight puss cleaned up and left. Paid too much but when you naked and hard it happens. Those were my first and left likely last trips to that place.[/QUOTE]There is way to much dreaming going on here, its more fun when it is real than a dream. What I would like to know is did you sneeze in her medicine cabinet?

Wife will be out of town this weekend, so planning some fun. Anyone have recent elections on be&F? I noticed three ads are much more provocative now. Do they still keep the doors cracked?

How about Peking in Clayton. Used to be good but last time I wad there it was no teasing, totally legit.

Thinking of trying Four Seasons or the nail place. Any recent info? Have heard good and bad on both. I like a good massage before any fun starts.

Please PM with info. Happy to answer any questions anyone has for me too. Thanks!

Curious if anyone has been to Sun Li massage, near watson, ([URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinese-grand-new-sun-li-massage-314-484-87568970-watson-rd-st-louis-mo-63119/18273533[/URL]). I saw a few ambigious reviews but nothing that seemed too endorsing. Would like a massage with a delightful ending, they can keep their orifices to themselves. Feel free to PM or respond on here.

Jennie at Hampton OfficeMax is nice. Gives a full hour or half hour. Asks for no extra money or tipping. She's a type 1,diabetic, does a great job. No extra tho. Total stress relief, and attractive.

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[QUOTE=DogMan69;2798913]Curious if anyone has been to Sun Li massage, near watson, ([URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinese-grand-new-sun-li-massage-314-484-87568970-watson-rd-st-louis-mo-63119/18273533[/URL]). I saw a few ambigious reviews but nothing that seemed too endorsing. Would like a massage with a delightful ending, they can keep their orifices to themselves. Feel free to PM or respond on here.[/QUOTE]I did a report on Sun Li (under another username, I got confused and made two different accounts). It was about a year ago, and I have not and would not repeat. For me it was not ambiguous. My report below:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5157-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=2340835&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2340835.

Mary at A Healing Place gives an awesome massage. Hits all the right spots. I always leave relaxed and stress free. Call or text her at 314-XXX-5807 to make an appointment.

Mary at A Healing Place gives an awesome massage. Hits all the right spots. I always leave relaxed and stress free. PM me for phone number to text or call for appointment.

14 posts in 5 days as a member then banned.

Is this some sort of record.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;2799521]14 posts in 5 days as a member then banned.

Is this some sort of record.[/QUOTE]Must have been a Flying Knight or Blonde " Jen " in disguise. I can verify. Not a standard rub and more than a TUG.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/80-80-80-80-special-full-body-rubsmutual-touch/13776596[/URL]

I was wondering if anyone knows of a place / provider to get a massage that leaves you happy in the end while also being an actual massage. I want an actual massage where the provider is happy to make me happy while also providing a decent massage at the same time. I'm aware of the fuji places like that in IL but I'm looking for something closer in STL that actually provides a massage / happy, not looking for any orifice action. They can wear a burka for all I care during the massage. Feel free to PM me. Thanks for your advice and guidance!