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This reminds me on an old joke. Guy goes to a brothel and is enjoying some daty. He feels something in his mouth and spits it out, it's a pea. He shrugs and keeps going. Next a piece of corn, then rice. Finally he pulls his head to a side and says, 'Lady are sick or something? Her reply, Naw, but the guy before you sure was!
[QUOTE=Satya;2381693]Just the fact that someone else's dick was in there is enough to put me off and maybe cum as well.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TopJob;2383302]This reminds me on an old joke. Guy goes to a brothel and is enjoying some daty. He feels something in his mouth and spits it out, it's a pea. He shrugs and keeps going. Next a piece of corn, then rice. Finally he pulls his head to a side and says, 'Lady are sick or something? Her reply, Naw, but the guy before you sure was![/QUOTE]I first told that joke almost 50 years ago exactly like you have. Fantastic!
I used to frequent at ml and they are no longer open. I seeing 905 on here can someone please please pm me the info.
[QUOTE=Dos1234;2384071]I used to frequent at ml and they are no longer open. I seeing 905 on here can someone please please pm me the info.[/QUOTE]Have you seen where new members are told to RTFF. You say you have been to ML often but where are your reports? If you search back 3 or 4 days ago a senior member posted some pertinent info on 905 related to the bus line. You can PM me if you like.
Stopped in a couple weeks ago. Was let in by a middle aged provider and she was also my attendant. Face was a 5 body was a 5. Massage was very nice. But nothing spectacular. Was offered a HE by the hand motion. I hinted for more and she shakes her head no and makes the hand motion again. So that was fine. All in all. I was there for the full hour. Got a decent massage and a HE. And left very relaxed. . 6 and. 4 tip.
Hit 905 during the weekend. They tried to stick me with Kim, who is nice but way too old for my tastes. Started to walk and in walks Trey / Lee. She is still in her early 40's but her body is tight and in great condition. Th e back walk and table shower were fantastic. She stripped and unveiled some great tits, large see's maybe close to the's. I'm a sucker for tits, literally. Straight BJ but before she went down she stood overtop of me rubbing her pussy and dancing, really hot. Tipped and extra 20 above the normal rate because I enjoyed the show. Call ahead and make sure she is there weekends only.
All female masseuses gone and rates increased.
[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2386275]All female masseuses gone and rates increased.[/QUOTE]But you didn't mention whether HE was still on the menu?
BD.
If you like your thrill.
From Mr. Bill,
Then Kung Fu.
Is right for you.
[QUOTE=ButterDog;2387922]But you didn't mention whether HE was still on the menu?
BD.[/QUOTE]
Any experience to share for 1959 Joppa Road: Asia massage reflexology?
[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2386275]All female masseuses gone and rates increased.[/QUOTE]If my last post was added to this one, then the picture is getting clearer all the time, this all has something to do with the licences (I think). There is still one women there, (maybe a 5.
Lost of 2 points due to age). With no playing what so ever, not even a bump. I think they have to appear to only doing feet due to the big filled thingy with water that's in the room.
And oh ya no tables just what looks like a recliner chair, I will say getting a massage in a chair was interesting (full body). Something you would only want to do once. Don t ask me what.
Made me think it would be fun. I guess I was thinking lap dance cross massage, silly me, trix are for kids. Smile, that makes about as much sense as me sitting in a chair getting a massage.
7840 a wash. Tried this placed yesterday. Older provider. Massage was good. House was forty. He at end but asked 1 for it. Talked her down to forty with tits out. Was ok. In old house. Atmosphere was poor at best but seemed safe.
HEY.
I'm back in bmore. Haven't posted here in over a yr. Can 1 of the regulars inbox me about 905. Location and who to see ect. Ill be in bmore for the next yr for work so the favors will def be returned as any of the old guys here know I'm a playa LOL. Be safe all. And remember INBOX. Thanks.
My last four trips have taken me to spots outside the beltway, because they were convenient and closeby. I must admit that I was scepticle of the reception I would receive, after the few reports posted here. Let me say that I had better than positive visits at the new spots. Service was good for what I went there for, and pricing was within limits. Even as a first time walk in, I was shown a very positive experience. Prices have climbed a little, but are well within reason. I will be staying local for now.
GTR.
Lomi Massage. I have searched the postings here but fund nothing.
I was wondering of anybody has tried Lomi yet?
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;2393092]My last four trips have taken me to spots outside the beltway, because they were convenient and closeby. I must admit that I was scepticle of the reception I would receive, after the few reports posted here. Let me say that I had better than positive visits at the new spots. Service was good for what I went there for, and pricing was within limits. Even as a first time walk in, I was shown a very positive experience. Prices have climbed a little, but are well within reason. I will be staying local for now.
GTR.[/QUOTE]Was in one along there recently and on the flip noticed a finger sized hole through the ceiling tile centered above the table near the curtain, declined the extras. Very energetic massage by provider, worth house fee.
Took One For the Team:
Since its my birthday week I am treating myself with massages and trying out some new places as well as revisiting some old.
Last Thursday: Elkridge: Halfway decent looking massuse but haven't been there in a long time. Wanted tip money upfront. Usually a no-no for me to do that but did it anyway because it had been awhile (almost six months or so). Needless to say a disappointing massage and seemed to watch the clock at best.
Monday (of this week) Belair Rd (across from KFC). Went in but hightailed out of there when I saw the old mamasan and she was going to do me.
Still Monday checked out the other Belair establishments near Jiffy Lube. Walked in and out both places. Checking them out.
Tuesday (today) Returned to the one across from KFC. No one there no one picking up the phone.
Belair by Jiffy lube I concurred and went in this time around. Massage decent. Not erotic. So no tip from me. Smarting from thurs experience. No upfront tip.
Moravia: Actually a really good massage. Not erotic but very good massage.
Any of the above repeatable? Moravia has great massage techniques if that's what your lookin for.
Peace Out.
[QUOTE=Winefan;2394152]Lomi Massage. I have searched the postings here but fund nothing.
I was wondering of anybody has tried Lomi yet?[/QUOTE]Yea as she Is a total cock tease. A good massage but HJ so lack lusting it was a waste of time. I saw her four times last year just for a massage and lost interest. Married to a marine who comes home during the day place is nice and clean.
I've checked this place out and lisa and sandy sure know how to please had a great time there.
[QUOTE=ChrlieBrown;2395039]Yea as she Is a total cock tease. A good massage but HJ so lack lusting it was a waste of time. I saw her four times last year just for a massage and lost interest. Married to a marine who comes home during the day place is nice and clean.[/QUOTE]LOL, the Husband have any idea she's handing out HJ?
Hit up 2805 and saw the young girl Johanna, not bad looking but HJ is very lackluster.
[QUOTE=ChrlieBrown;2395039]Yea as she Is a total cock tease. A good massage but HJ so lack lusting it was a waste of time. I saw her four times last year just for a massage and lost interest. Married to a marine who comes home during the day place is nice and clean.[/QUOTE]Do those incredible looking hooters come out during the massage? Other roaming allowed? That might make up for the other poorly executed services.
Thanks for the update.
I believe I will just hit Timonium again.
Not amazing service, but solid.
[QUOTE=ChrlieBrown;2395039]Yea as she Is a total cock tease. A good massage but HJ so lack lusting it was a waste of time. I saw her four times last year just for a massage and lost interest. Married to a marine who comes home during the day place is nice and clean.[/QUOTE]
Anyone been? Seemed nice on the phone but not sure if the extras are there.
Went to lotus in Eldridge. Pretty easy to find but Ina busy parking lot. Waiting at the door kinda sux bcause folks in their cars can see you while you wait on a response for the bell. Greeted by Kim. Rooms don't have doors only curtains. Kim looks 50 but attractive and fun personality. See cups and nice caboose. Got a shower and then back walk followed by a very hard massage (which was fine with me). No negotiations necessary as Easter bunny hid the candy where it could be found.
Looks - 5.
Body - 8.
Personality - 8.
Massage - 7.
Endings - 8.
Stay safe.
J.
Appreciate the advise and knowledge of the sage senior correspondents, as I add to add my young padawan observations. Back to 8620 today with same provider. After filp and whispering, was told in clear english "we don't do that. " EOF.
Has anybody been to this place [URL]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/4924770815.html[/URL] ? Any reports.
[QUOTE=Papuk;2396902]Has anybody been to this place [URL]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/4924770815.html[/URL] ? Any reports.[/QUOTE]That is a very high end area, I live very close. I cannot imagine someone working out of the house there giving even a HE. Let me know of you know different. Where did you find that ad?
[QUOTE=Papuk;2396902]Has anybody been to this place [URL]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/4924770815.html[/URL] ? Any reports.[/QUOTE]It has been over a year since I visited there, but when I visited it was an excellent legitimate massage. She used to have in her ad that men must keep on their underwear. If anyone knows if things have changed, let us know. But I would still recommend for an excellent massage.
[QUOTE=RKirk;2397204]It has been over a year since I visited there, but when I visited it was an excellent legitimate massage. She used to have in her ad that men must keep on their underwear. If anyone knows if things have changed, let us know. But I would still recommend for an excellent massage.[/QUOTE]I have not been but from the looks of the ad and missing key phrases like private rooms and such it looks legit to me.
[QUOTE=JoeF1987;2395144]I've checked this place out and lisa and sandy sure know how to please had a great time there.[/QUOTE]Do you mean Brock Bridge Plaza in Laurel?
LexLuther.
[QUOTE=RKirk;2397204]It has been over a year since I visited there, but when I visited it was an excellent legitimate massage. She used to have in her ad that men
must keep on their underwear. If anyone knows if things have changed, let us know. But I would still recommend for an excellent massage.[/QUOTE]I came across on CL.
Looks like there's one less option on York Road.
[QUOTE=Scumbler;2400454]Looks like there's one less option on York Road.[/QUOTE]I was calling all day Saterday, wanted to try out and see what it was like and try out. Hope they are not closed. Can someone PM me if you been here before like to know how it went wonder if the girls are working somewhere else if in fact cloud 9 is close.
Stop in on Wednesday, had good time skip TS went right to massage on flip nice ST and she was accommodating and I went home in the rain with a smile on my face😃128515; paid 1. 6 up front.
Visited KFFC on York today, Mr. Bill said "no girl masseuse, she leave and no come back. " Guess that's open to interpretation.
Also to report: saw two strollers while driving on Harford between NP and the city line around 5:00.
I am told this gal works in a Philly AMP. I may have to take a road trip.
[URL]https://vimeo.com/122394702[/URL]
[QUOTE=GingerMan;2404652]I am told this gal works in a Philly AMP. I may have to take a road trip.
[URL]https://vimeo.com/122394702[/URL][/QUOTE]I haven't seen that particular girl, but I can confirm that that spa uses pictures of their real girls. Fun City, also in philly, does the same thing. Those two AMPs are better than anything in Baltimore. There are other AMPs in Philly that are almost as good.
[QUOTE=Horsetrader;2404755]I haven't seen that particular girl, but I can confirm that that spa uses pictures of their real girls. Fun City, also in philly, does the same thing. Those two AMPs are better than anything in Baltimore. There are other AMPs in Philly that are almost as good.[/QUOTE]Been to Bella maybe 6 x - 3 with Hanna. All are worth the trip. It's a unique old building. Very different from the strip mall storefronts in MD and all providers are exceptional. Calling ahead is highly recommended, maybe required.
So, one of my local AMPs that is FS offers 4 hands. I've been to AMPs across the country and am no stranger to the processes, but I have never taken the plunge for 4 hand. Especially at a FS establishment. Do I tip both? Would I receive FS from both? Senior members feel free to PM.
Thanks!