Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Navin Johnson]
Just wanted to quote the above because this is why the service continues to be bad at some places. Why go back if you didn't get anything? Especially for what you paid. For $35 more you probably could have seen an escort and had no problems whatsoever. For $110 you could go to any of the places in Malden that I generally find lacking, and still got more than a massage out of it.

Do yourself a favor and try anyplace else in Boston or the North Shore and get a sure thing for less money. Hell, go see Linda who took over in Unique Hair in CT. She's not a looker, but I heard she'll give you your money's worth.[/QUOTE]
It was not bad service, it just was not great service.I go because I like the massage. As you should know sometimes you do not get HR on your 1st visit. They either don't trust you or think your LE. I did get a feeling that something might happen plus after reading SO"S report I will give it one more try. Again the girls don't hurt your eyes & have big racks which is a + in my book. Now if nothing happens next time I will not return. Just like Jolin's palce in Braintree/Quincy. I have been a few times & received a very good massage with no extras while everyone on the board kept saying they were getting HR. I think I have that LE look.

Hello fellow pervs,

I am new to this forum but, some of you will remember as being one of the more active members of the Boston massage community. I have been relatively inactive for almost two years but the loins are stirring and I'm jumping back in.

To give you an idea of how long I've been around I got a handjob at the Intermission Lounge and my all time favorite masseuse was Diane at the Old English Health Spa.

I came across this ad and it intrigued me. The thought of a sensual massage and a lapdance was too much to resist.

I've been emailing back and forth, the girl "Trista" seems nice enough but somewhat inexperienced. She keeps insisting no happy ending eventhough I have yet to ask about a HE, only trying to determine her tipping policy.

Her latest ad is as follows:

[quote]Reply to: [email]pers-974732809@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2008-12-30, 4:19PM EST

Hi everyone!!
Alot of men enjoy strip clubs but don't like the sleazy scene that can entail. That's why I am offering private striptease to lapdances in the privacy of home. No bouncers or dollar bills hanging on a rope. The lapdances are touching encouraged, so no hands under your legs! Just sit back, relax, and enjoy.

A nice striptease that turns into a lapdance and ends with a nice massage to work out all that has just been worked up. I work my way from full costume down to thongs so . . . .try it out. Naked and in your lap. :) The massage is held on a table and I am a licensed massage therapist.

GET A DANCE AND MASSAGE FROM A PROFESSIONAL IN BOTH FIELDS!!

Rates are $125/hr plus tips(optional) READ THIS PLEASE! No sex or sex acts, nothing that would classify as illegal. No F.S, or H.E. This is strictly dance and massage. t would be greatly appreciated.'[/quote]

Had some south shore business and dropped by the new place on Hancock. Large-ish office building and fairly busy at 7pm, so I kind of stuck out knocking on the door that read "Heavenly Massage". Not a biggie for me but I know some of you are very worried about not being seen.

Dark office, two girls and the cuter one is leading me in the room. The fact that I setup an appt is barely acknowledged, which leads me to wonder how often we'll get bumped by walk-ins once they get busy.

Asked her name, she said Janie. Matched the previous intel.. except maybe not, more later. The other woman didn't actually look much older but just not very appealing, glasses and not really outgoing. That might have been Kim, but it appears she was in charge.

I ask for the first time discount, which turned out to be a mistake. Knocked the .7 down to .6 but lotsa grief later. Lay down undraped, 'cause there's actually nothing to put over. Janie comes in, covers me with something light and disposable, like a hospital towel?

She proceeds to give me a very light massage and I tell her she can apply more pressure. This is the only time I have regretted saying this, as she applied a torque wrench to my shoulders and upper back. I told her to skip the upper back and move downwards. Now she's on the defensive, you like? Yes, better, lower, even better, yes.

She kept applying pressure as if there were pressure points on every inch of my body. I've had Shiatsu and pressure points applied and they are *not* located everywhere. I'm not sure she has much actual massage experience, but then I figured I'm not really here for the massage, am I?

Finally, when she's working on my legs and gluts we get some very nice teasing. She's circling the field and my butt's touching the ceiling, time for the flip, ok!

Now this is where things get weird, and Gonzo's rule[i][1][/i] is applied. She's massaging my chest (covered again) and as I put my hands on her legs, she pulls away. Hmm.. ok, one way touchie maybe. Then she asks if I like massage, I point at the clock to indicate we still have some time, say we're not done yet and attempt to place her hand.

She pulls away and tells me she doesn't want to get in trouble. Ok, we talk a bit, she's new here, it's her first day (which means maybe it isn't the same Janie as previous reports? Maybe Janie is an alias for "girl who's not owner"?) and then she goes to speak w/the other girl, who clearly is running things. Comes back in, apologizes and now I'm visibly pissed. I try to point out the frustration in being teased, but that gets me nowhere. Ask where she came from and she says Vegas. Hmmm... I share a bit of personal info about Vegas (I'm being deliberately vague here) while I'm in the process of putting my clothes on. Something clicked for her in what I shared with her.

Now she comes up to me and makes *really* nice to me - very sexy, urging me to lie down on the table and proceeds to undress me.

Turns out she assumed I was a cop, since she had been warned and by declaring myself a first timer I was branded. Wearing motorcycle boots and jacket probably didn't help either. Bottom line, I don't think most cops share personal info easily.

I suspect that Janie didn't give many actual massages in Vegas because her HR techinique was as exquisitely efficient as her massage skills were awful.

She's in her thirties, nice rack and very cute. I suspect more is on the menu based on her previous locale, but since I don't get down that way much I'm not sure I'll have the chance to try.

Based on her interactions w/the owner/manager (AKA "not Janie") and the fact that she left the door slightly open while finishing me off, I think the place itself is fine with HE and leaves it to the girl's discretion.


[1][i]"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" -
Hunter S. Thompson[/i]

Hello fellow pervs,

Some of you will remember as being one of the more active members of the Boston massage community. I have been relatively inactive for almost two years but the loins are stirring and I'm jumping back in. I've been around for a while, to give you an idea just how long, I got a handjob at the Intermission Lounge and my all-time favorite masseuse was Diane and Old English.

I came across this ad and it intrigued me. The thought of a sensual massage and a lapdance was too much to resist.

I've been emailing back and forth, the girl "Trista" seems nice enough but somewhat inexperienced. She keeps insisting no happy ending eventhough I have yet to ask about a HE, only trying to determine her tipping policy.

If anyone can provide me with info it would be greatly appreciated.'

[quote]Reply to: [email]pers-986116604@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-09, 10:44AM EST

Hi everyone!!

Alot of men enjoy strip clubs but don't like the sleazy scene that can entail. That's why I am offering private striptease to lapdances in the privacy of home. No bouncers or dollar bills hanging on a rope. The lapdances are touching encouraged, so no hands under your legs! Just sit back, relax, and enjoy.

A nice striptease that turns into a lapdance and ends with a nice massage to work out all that has just been worked up. I work my way from full costume down to thongs so . . . .try it out. Naked and in your lap. :) The massage is held on a table and I am a licensed massage therapist.

Rates are $125 plus tips(optional) READ THIS PLEASE! No sex or sex acts, nothing that would classify as illegal. No F.S, or H.E. This is strictly dance and massage.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Stressed Out]while I agree with a lot of your post sometimes it is better to leave out the details. And none of us can say that they have always given out all the details publically in a review. We all play the game when needed. [/QUOTE] SO, maybe it's really common, but I've never been asked and I would add that little detail.

I don't think it's much of a problem with the usual MPs, but there's the potential for a lot of fluff reviews, as we've seen happen with another board that shall remain nameless, where girls would barter great reviews for reduced fees or freebie extras.

I agree that we all omit details, it's important to keep those omissions balanced. If I say a girl gave such a terrible HR that I couldn't finish and I omit the fact that it was the third MP of the day, that's an important detail to omit. Or the girl was rushing me but I omit that I paid for a half hour and we were 25 minutes in on the flip.

Or when I say her boobs scared me and I omit that I prefer 'em small.

Hey folks been on the DL list from recent minor surgery so my hobby has been limited by recovery and limited funds from limited work.

Will Spa B get overexposed I took a walk in one afternoon to grab a pamphlet of their prices. They are going to be taking the vacant shop nextstore so you can get a hair cut soon too maybe. In the near future

The receptionist is very pretty and very nice. She would be a big draw.

Does the place offer some time in a hot tub. I don't mean with the masseuse?

It is pricey. But on the other hand time is money if you place value on your time then the extra 20-40 bucks may be a wash compared to time drivng to RI. And you invest time driving back and forth from RI to MA. Hey I just may have talked myself to going. Review could be upcoming.

[QUOTE=Table Shower]I forgot to post a report on Chinese Massage in Watertown when I stopped in there a few weeks ago. It was a pretty spur of the moment trip since I had not heard anything about the place. Only that I was driving along Rt 20 at 8pm one night and happened to see the sign with the phone number in the window. I called and figured an AMP open until 10pm had to have something going for it so why not give it a shot.

Upon going in, they have you choose if you want 30, 60, 90, or 120 minutes. I paid $60 for a 60 minute one. This girl Lacy then took me to a room. Although there are signs up saying draping is required, she did most of it without any draping at all. So that seemed like a good sign. A little language barrier with this girl but it wasn't too bad.

She spent time massaging all parts of may back, arms, legs with me face down. Then came time for the flip. She could tell I wanted a happy ending and started asking if I would give a good tip. I said I would and then she wanted to know how much. So I said $60 and that seemed good to her. She then proceeded with a good happy ending including her sticking her finger up my ass a lot. So if you like that kind of stuff, you'll like her finish a lot. She was also fine with me roaming a little and touching her ass leading up to the finish but seemed a little more shy about it than most girls might be.

She then got me cleaned up and did some more massage after the finish. Overall, I might have been there a bit less than an hour but it was close. Not an incredibly friendly place, but I'd say it's worth a visit if you are in the area. [/QUOTE]Chinese Massage in Watertown on Main Street.

Tried the place 2 days ago, I paid $60 for a 60 minute one. And endup. 4 for tips. They told me Lacy does not work in this palace in more, she moved to NewYork. I had Lily very conservative women, minor Roaming and the place was not warm and friendly.

Looks = 7+ (skinny with glasses l)
Massage = 5 (asked for medium, and used here elbow a lot)
Roaming = 3 (has a great ass, but long pant and long sleeve shirt)
Teasing = 2 (very little, some light butt play, ignored the boys until the flip)
Ending = 2 (it was not good and start the negotiation process at that moment and asking for more money)

Got a full hour. Usual price. I will not go back.

Still My favorite place Please Street SPA in RI and Lilly’s in RI

[QUOTE=Diogenesbarrel]SO, maybe it's really common, but I've never been asked and I would add that little detail.

I don't think it's much of a problem with the usual MPs, but there's the potential for a lot of fluff reviews, as we've seen happen with another board that shall remain nameless, where girls would barter great reviews for reduced fees or freebie extras.

I agree that we all omit details, it's important to keep those omissions balanced. If I say a girl gave such a terrible HR that I couldn't finish and I omit the fact that it was the third MP of the day, that's an important detail to omit. Or the girl was rushing me but I omit that I paid for a half hour and we were 25 minutes in on the flip.

Or when I say her boobs scared me and I omit that I prefer 'em small.[/QUOTE]

No arguments here. If I was going to give a review of a girl or a place then those details are essential. My only arguement was if a place was trying to keep low flying then the details might be legitimmately left out to protect their wishes. This seems to be a contradiction where a certain masseuse wants reviews but the place doesn't. After all the end result might be a great place tightening up or getting closed which we don't want.
Now about those little boobies...where do I find them!!! Be safe brother. SO

[QUOTE=AsianLPGAfan]Hey folks been on the DL list from recent minor surgery so my hobby has been limited by recovery and limited funds from limited work.

Will Spa B get overexposed I took a walk in one afternoon to grab a pamphlet of their prices. They are going to be taking the vacant shop nextstore so you can get a hair cut soon too maybe. In the near future

The receptionist is very pretty and very nice. She would be a big draw.

Does the place offer some time in a hot tub. I don't mean with the masseuse?

It is pricey. But on the other hand time is money if you place value on your time then the extra 20-40 bucks may be a wash compared to time drivng to RI. And you invest time driving back and forth from RI to MA. Hey I just may have talked myself to going. Review could be upcoming.[/QUOTE]

As far as i know they don't have a hot tub (or owned up to one). They do have a sauna that they will let you use if you get there early. And yes the receptionists are dolls. There are 2 that I've run into. The blonde is very pretty in a girl next door type of way. the brunette is more of a 'model' type with make-up and such. Neither do massages (as far as i know) but I would be first inline for either. They have been talking about expanding for awhile. i didn't know they had moved on those plans. I'll have to ask next time I go. Let me know who you see. I have seen several but there are a lot left to see. SO

Left work early a couple of weeks ago. Called a place I've been wanting to try called Bamboo Valley on Batterymarch in Boston. Called one hour ahead to make an appointment. They countered with a time 3 hours later. I told the girl I'd try them another times. She asks me to hold.comes back and says she can do the time I requested. Get there and I'm led into a room. Told to undress and the girl leaves. I notice the timer says 45 minutes and I'm thinking ". 7 for a 45 minute massage? It better be good. " Then I notice the folded up towel and the bottle of cheapass baby oil I see in all the asian places and I'm getting a good feeling about the place. Get on the table undraped and a minute later the girl comes in and promptly drapes me. There goes the good feeling I was getting. She does work on me for a full hour, not 45 minutes like I thought. But she works the entire time on my back and legs. No flip. No tease. I even tried moving the drape away and she placed it back. When I left the room, I notice they have a shower I could have used according to the pamphlet I saw on the desk when I was paying. She never offered the shower. Tipped her $. 1. I would have tipped $. 2 if she had worked on my front even if nothing happened. I might try it again. Once more but there are better places even for a legit massage.

[QUOTE=Top Floor]Left work early a couple of weeks ago. Called a place I've been wanting to try called Bamboo Valley on Batterymarch in Boston. Called one hour ahead to make an appointment. They countered with a time 3 hours later. I told the girl I'd try them another times. She asks me to hold.comes back and says she can do the time I requested. Get there and I'm led into a room. Told to undress and the girl leaves. I notice the timer says 45 minutes and I'm thinking ". 7 for a 45 minute massage? It better be good. " Then I notice the folded up towel and the bottle of cheapass baby oil I see in all the asian places and I'm getting a good feeling about the place. Get on the table undraped and a minute later the girl comes in and promptly drapes me. There goes the good feeling I was getting. She does work on me for a full hour, not 45 minutes like I thought. But she works the entire time on my back and legs. No flip. No tease. I even tried moving the drape away and she placed it back. When I left the room, I notice they have a shower I could have used according to the pamphlet I saw on the desk when I was paying. She never offered the shower. Tipped her $. 1. I would have tipped $. 2 if she had worked on my front even if nothing happened. I might try it again. Once more but there are better places even for a legit massage.[/QUOTE]


Am I getting it right that you tipped $110?

First I want to apoligize for my double post at the end of December. I was having problems with my posting and membership. When I noticed my first post not making it on the site I decided to rewrite it, therefore it looked strange I guess. But thanks to Jackson I'm back.

In the past couple weeks I dropped by centennial again and saw Gemmini, I did not have a good session since she has no idea how to massage. Little to no tease and would not even join me in the birthday suite. Did get some serve but it was not great (CBJ). Did not want FS since I detected an odor when she dropped her pants to her knees. Cost was the usual hse fee of $6 and tipped her $4, she wasn't happy and I told her I was not either. Told her I come for a massage along with other things. Now this was at 1pm and she told me I was the first customer of the day! You would think they would have given me the moon since busness is down. So as I left I told Maria if she wanted more busness she should drop the hse fee. With that I left telling her that there is better service out there.

Another time I dropped by Ge's, saw Ge and had a great time. He technique at the end is super and all for $1 is pretty good.

I may head down to Prov in the next week or so and see if I can get a date with this pink girl at 1021 I kee reading about. They say she gives a soapy body rub to die for. I'll let you know, till then have fun!

[QUOTE=Hjfetish]Am I getting it right that you tipped $110?[/QUOTE]No. She wasn't that good. Tipped $10.00

[QUOTE=Hjfetish]Am I getting it right that you tipped $110?[/QUOTE]
I am sure he tipped $10 not $110 but goes to the issues of dropping this ridiculous $ $1 $1.0 code! We're not confusing LE just fellow mongerers.

Went to FY in Arlington Friday about 5pm. I called ahead when I was 10 mins away, and also asked if Tracy or Nicole were working, so they would know I'm not 1st timer. In truth, this may as well have been my first time. I was there about 6 months ago and got completely shut out. You can read one of my first posts asking about FY.

So, I get there on time, and don't even have to ring the bell.the door wasn't locked! Have you ever seen that before? The gal who came out said in very broken English that they were busy and asked if I had appt. I told her I had called and yes, they told me to come right over. She apologized and asked me to wait for 15 minutes. Normally I would just leave and come back, but it was darn cold out so I decided to sit in their little reception area and read a magazine from 2007.

Within 10-15 minutes, one of you pervs did in fact leave, and I was ushered right in. She was a slightly older (40? ) petite gal dressed in Jeans and a sweater-shirt. She collected house fee and asked if I wanted TS. I said yes. Probably coulda done without it since the massage room was nice and toasty whereas the TS room was pretty cold. But then again, the TS does give her a chance to clean up the parts that she's (hopefully) gonna be touching more later. All in all, the TS was fine and she had me at full-attention on the flip so she could be properly introduced.

Went back to the room, and lay down undraped. She didn't ask how I wanted the rubdown, but I was satisfied with her style. It wasn't as hard as I usually like, but it was pretty comprehensive and actually sensual. Right from the start, she made lots of non-accidental contact with the boys and went up the crack, while still continuing the massage.

I made some small talk and asked her name. Sounded like "cherry" but her pronounciation was pretty tough. Found out later it was probably Shirley. At one point, Nicole came in (I was in the room all the way up front that has their little office attached). Shirley draped my bare ass while Nicole was there. I didn't care either way, but thought it was a nice gesture.

When Nicole left, Shirley announced that she was going to do my legs. OK, fine. She did a nice job on the legs, feet, and butt. There was even more intentional teasing between my legs and cheeks. She hadn't used too much oil, so before the flip she just used the draping towel and rubbed me once-over and I was pretty clean.

Then the flip. No drape. She did some light teasing on chest and privates, then asked me "what do you want to do". The way she asked made it sound like there was more on the menu than just HE. She was starting to make the universal HJ gesture when I said that's what I wanted. For some reason, I just didn't have any appetite for anything more. Right as she was starting, the phone rang (her cell? ). She went and quickly stopped it and was very apologetic. Even though it was an interruption, I was impressed by how she handled it, and she obviously silenced it so it wouldn't bother us again for the next few minutes.

I will say that she has good experience with the HJ and built it up slowly, even before reaching for the oil. I was able to roam, but frankly her clothes were not easy-access and I was fine with just letting her do all the work. She leaned over and sucked on each of my nipples for a while too. She continued to build up speed and was moving in for the kill.

Then, something a little different. I must have responded positively to her finger going down to my ***hole, so all of a sudden she basically went berzerk on my anus while pumping Mr Johnson vigorously. I don't think she had her finger up there, but rather was kinda giving it a noogie with her knuckle. Although it was a bit of a surprise, it did the trick, pretty fast actually. She went and got a hot towel and cleaned me up.

She sprayed some alcohol onto a paper towel and wiped my stomach and hands. That's a nice touch, but the fumes of the alcohol almost gagged me (I'm very sensitive to that). She asked me who I had seen the last time (I had already told her Nicole, so I told her same thing again). I tipped her. 4 and she thanked me without counting it, and said she'd see me next time.

Frankly, the non-haggle tipping is one of the best reasons that I will go back to FY. As a few of the recent posters have shown, stopping to negotiate while she's got your dick in her hand is a real turn-off. All in all:

Face: 6-7 body: 8 (petite) TS: 6 Massage: 8 Extras: 8

Shirley should be on the "approved" list. Anyone feel free to correct me if I've got the name wrong.

JP