Escort Reports

[QUOTE=DennyPas;2719162]I can't speak for the first ad. Although those type events never seem to live up to the hype, I'm not speaking from experience only reviews. Katy, however, is a sweet plain-faced young woman with the largest fullest breast I've seen in while. I highly recommend her not only because of her tits but because of her service, cleanliness, set up, and lack of rushing.[/QUOTE]Awesome I will see about hooking up with her this week. She isn't partial about race, is she? Have heard a lot of Europeans can be picky if you don't dress up a notch.

[QUOTE=AnimePsyco;2719534]Awesome I will see about hooking up with her this week. She isn't partial about race, is she? Have heard a lot of Europeans can be picky if you don't dress up a notch.[/QUOTE]Katy and her older friend (who both share an apt) have no issue with race. There is a 2 call system. They will have you stand across the street from their window to scope you out. Then you will be let in to their clean 2 room set up. Amenities include a bowl of candy, water or juice and a great overall attitude. 120/ hh no negotiation. No need to go for the hr, there is no rushing.

[QUOTE=Wiseman2;2717196]I watched the Heisman ceremony and as I watched I got a messenger from a friend who was a friend of a friend. I messed with her once and I thought she might want to be a UTR. It didn't work out but no big deal. We were conversating and we hit it off. She is young 19 and a student at a major university. I told her about my fetish she said no problem so I met up with her and she went after each other and I enjoyed it. She claims she wants big money LOL but I told her what economics were. I got a picture of her and will keep you posted.[/QUOTE]Hey Wiseman, hows it goin? I would be most grateful if you could send me a link so I could write this one. She looks super hot!

[QUOTE=MoneyMack;2717322]I beat it once. Pics are the best you'll see the pics are great angles which explains why I saw her. Nothing spectacular but it ain't the worse either. I'd give her a strong 6. 5.[/QUOTE]Erm. Which one the one on the top or bottom?

[QUOTE=AnimePsyco;2719902]Erm. Which one the one on the top or bottom?[/QUOTE]The top ad. I couldn't read the bottom one. BTW whatever happen to that cute Asian chick that would work out over by prospect PK? Wouldn't mind seeing her for old time sake.

Last week I visited Alexandra. She has been talked about on this thread previously and posted some new pics on BP.

[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/welcome-to-alexandra-very-szexy-and-very-hot/70045181[/URL]

She does have a pretty thick accent but I was able to understand her and who doesn't love a sexy accent? It was a typical 2 call system, she was a little scattered and almost sent meto the wrong room but called back to give me the correct info. When I got there she seemed very happy to see me. We got down to business, 120/ hh, and loved kissing. Stuck to miss and doggie and have no complaints. Photos are real and definitely recommend, will be going back soon.

Even though this may not be the correct thread, I found this on BP. It's an AMP. It's on a pretty busy street (Flatbush), but the place is a little hidden. Made an appointment and was definitely satisfied. I saw a couple of other employees there and all were 5/10, nothing special. Another hobbyist was also there but they made sure that we never saw each other. The service was nice, starting with a thorough TS, followed by a weak massage, then rolled over for full service. Was $60 for massage, then $100 for FS. After she tried to get more butI was not paying and she gave me a CBJ even after I finished anyway. She started on top then I finished in miss. They have a couple of different girls so would like to try them out. If you're into AMPs at all this is a solid location. Highly recommended, girls are very giving and was not robotic at all.

[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-massage-body-slide-new-staff-and-new-management/63574324[/URL]

[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/80specials-juicy-kitty-juicy-booty-gorgeous-face-small-waist-13475643290/69041798[/URL]

So contacted this one, seemed friendly enough over the phone, agreed to services I was looking for and decent price. The moment $ changed hands it all went down hill. She has a phat booty but with burn marks and a bunch of other marks lord knows how it got there. Story changed of what she does and doesn't do, then started rushing talking about she is tired and has other appointments. Was taking calls during session and making appointments. Head game was good because she has no gag reflex but that's it, that's my only good thing to say. Didn't even finish, took my loss and moved on.

YMMV but never again for me.

[QUOTE=MoneyMack;2722493]The top ad. I couldn't read the bottom one. BTW whatever happen to that cute Asian chick that would work out over by prospect PK? Wouldn't mind seeing her for old time sake.[/QUOTE]Did people refer to her as the "phat booty korean" or something like that? Haven't seen abything relating to tjat myself.

[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-thick-sductiv-bombshll-killr-curvesnic-bbscu-fcbig-booty/64029268[/URL]

Just saw this looks like a dime any info?

Edit: called upthe number. Seem d a tad snappy and condescending. I asked what the service included and she was like "you know where you got this number from, I mean, backpage. Come to the bedroom- - blah blah blah." Umm lady some people don't offer greek or even top That why I was confirming.. Not too motivating but Some providers were angels on the phone only to be crackheads, etc..


[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70-spacials-incall/70248514[/URL]

Cute little shorty. Seemed nice on the phone 70 for the quickie may be working out of a hotel but she hasn't sent me the address yet.

Edit: yup hotel

[QUOTE=AnimePsyco;2725298][URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-thick-sductiv-bombshll-killr-curvesnic-bbscu-fcbig-booty/64029268[/URL]

Just saw this looks like a dime any info?

Edit: called upthe number. Seem d a tad snappy and condescending. I asked what the service included and she was like "you know where you got this number from, I mean, backpage. Come to the bedroom- - blah blah blah." Umm lady some people don't offer greek or even top That why I was confirming.. Not too motivating but Some providers were angels on the phone only to be crackheads, etc..


[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70-spacials-incall/70248514[/URL]

Cute little shorty. Seemed nice on the phone 70 for the quickie may be working out of a hotel but she hasn't sent me the address yet.

Edit: yup hotel[/QUOTE]Speaking of which no. 2 was shit. Smelled like shit bent over and I was done, so fed up between that and the journey I didn't wven want to argue a refund. Avoid this.

1 stinks.

2. doesn t do head.

3. No tit sucking.

4. 2nd girl made it look awkward as fuck.

5. Clogged up toilet.

6. play by play calling system.

I didn't realise the price of a half until it was too late.

Fuckin worthless bitches. Hate usin that word but they desrve it.

*STAY AWAY*.

[QUOTE=AnimePsyco;2725430]Speaking of which no. 2 was shit. Smelled like shit bent over and I was done, so fed up between that and the journey I didn't wven want to argue a refund. Avoid this.

1 stinks.

2. doesn t do head.

3. No tit sucking.

4. 2nd girl made it look awkward as fuck.

5. Clogged up toilet.

6. play by play calling system.

I didn't realise the price of a half until it was too late.

Fuckin worthless bitches. Hate usin that word but they desrve it.

*STAY AWAY*.[/QUOTE]Full review:

Called her up asked the fee and what she does, seemed nice enough but seemed a tad timid. I figured it's been a while prolly wouldn't be that bad. Oh man, what a fucking loss, cold as fuck long ass bus rides on a Saturday night, all concluded with with an awkward intro by the two sharing the room, one Hispanic and the one shown in the pictures. Both looked very nice for young girls, but that's where their good points end. STANK, literally, to say the least. AVOID. AT. ALL. COSTS!!

Nothing much to really say here. She told me she didn't do head when she said she did over the phone, was going to take her doggy before I even penetrated I hit hit with an order I knew was going to get worse if I went in, went soft instantaneously. I've been there before at least a few times and it always ended up with me with slight nausea of if I pursued it further. Broke camp and told I'm done, didn't even look her in the eye. Told she can keep the money with a tinge of pity for her in my voice, not like I would get any kind of refund, they were speaking to what sounded like a pimp on one another's phone. Final insult to injury I couldn't even use the fucking bathroom because the toilet was somehow clogged with shitty toilet paper. Dunno how the fuck you work out of a room and don't even have a properly working bathroom, guess that explains a lot. Probably the worst fucking experience ever. At least I left with a nut after this, but I taken so far aback it felt like I was on an Alabama bus in the 50's.

[URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/here-2-please-and-leave-ur-d-i-c-k-extra-w-e-t-ms-squirrtpound-this-booty-baby/70332194[/URL]

I want to first start off by saying have your money and stay far away from this escort. Okay so here's how it went down. She gave me a address when I show up I'm out in the cold for about 5 minutes waiting thinking to leave. She eventually shows up at the door. I walk in like thinking great it's a room in the back looks plesant. Boy oh boy was I wrong she leads me downstairs (kind you it's so dark I didn't even see her face yet. When I enter this small box sized room with a blowup bed and was completely filthy. Her body on the other hand made me stay a lesson I had to relearn the hard way. She takes all of the sheets off of the bed and tells me I can sit (bed was dirty) so she says she will be back walks off, another 2 minutes or so walks in only thing on my mind we're about to get down to business. She does not remove any of her clothing what so ever she has a dress with a stocking kind of thing on.

She starts with CBJ while answering her phone and texting The outfit that she wore left NO real grip of her ads or breasts which was a let down. I was so eager to bust a nut and get out that I said I'm ready now her title says come pound etc. Etc. She doesn't even remove the dress just moves the stockings down and gets into doggie she's utters out "my only rule is "no pounding" going against her post title. I say okay. I start stroking when I thrust into her cheek not even hard, she says if you do that so hard it's going to be a problem. It's has if I had to take the slowest strokes in my life mind you she's still on the phone calling clients. I hurry up and bust my nut, and hurry and gets dressed as fast and possible walked out the room upstairs and left. In my head I told myself never to come here again.

While it being late and me being tired I had to make this post because I don't want anybody going through the anger of a dumb escort.

Again pictures are worthless but we fall for it every time. Wake the girl up ask questions. If she sounds retarded and doesn't have anything to say move on. Look at the back page pics and see if their is anything that is out of place. Different names etc. With more and more girls in the games it's a win win situation for the hobbyist.

[QUOTE=Rdealholyfield;2725630][URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/here-2-please-and-leave-ur-d-i-c-k-extra-w-e-t-ms-squirrtpound-this-booty-baby/70332194[/URL]

I want to first start off by saying have your money and stay far away from this escort. Okay so here's how it went down. She gave me a address when I show up I'm out in the cold for about 5 minutes waiting thinking to leave. She eventually shows up at the door. I walk in like thinking great it's a room in the back looks plesant. Boy oh boy was I wrong she leads me downstairs (kind you it's so dark I didn't even see her face yet. When I enter this small box sized room with a blowup bed and was completely filthy. Her body on the other hand made me stay a lesson I had to relearn the hard way. She takes all of the sheets off of the bed and tells me I can sit (bed was dirty) so she says she will be back walks off, another 2 minutes or so walks in only thing on my mind we're about to get down to business. She does not remove any of her clothing what so ever she has a dress with a stocking kind of thing on.

She starts with CBJ while answering her phone and texting The outfit that she wore left NO real grip of her ads or breasts which was a let down. I was so eager to bust a nut and get out that I said I'm ready now her title says come pound etc. Etc. She doesn't even remove the dress just moves the stockings down and gets into doggie she's utters out "my only rule is "no pounding" going against her post title. I say okay. I start stroking when I thrust into her cheek not even hard, she says if you do that so hard it's going to be a problem. It's has if I had to take the slowest strokes in my life mind you she's still on the phone calling clients. I hurry up and bust my nut, and hurry and gets dressed as fast and possible walked out the room upstairs and left. In my head I told myself never to come here again.

While it being late and me being tired I had to make this post because I don't want anybody going through the anger of a dumb escort.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that bro. Do you have her name or another BP post of hers? That link you posted is dead. Thanks. Just want to make sure that I don't see her.

[QUOTE=Rdealholyfield;2725630][URL]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/here-2-please-and-leave-ur-d-i-c-k-extra-w-e-t-ms-squirrtpound-this-booty-baby/70332194[/URL]

I want to first start off by saying have your money and stay far away from this escort. Okay so here's how it went down. She gave me a address when I show up I'm out in the cold for about 5 minutes waiting thinking to leave. She eventually shows up at the door. I walk in like thinking great it's a room in the back looks plesant. Boy oh boy was I wrong she leads me downstairs (kind you it's so dark I didn't even see her face yet. When I enter this small box sized room with a blowup bed and was completely filthy. Her body on the other hand made me stay a lesson I had to relearn the hard way. She takes all of the sheets off of the bed and tells me I can sit (bed was dirty) so she says she will be back walks off, another 2 minutes or so walks in only thing on my mind we're about to get down to business. She does not remove any of her clothing what so ever she has a dress with a stocking kind of thing on.

She starts with CBJ while answering her phone and texting The outfit that she wore left NO real grip of her ads or breasts which was a let down. I was so eager to bust a nut and get out that I said I'm ready now her title says come pound etc. Etc. She doesn't even remove the dress just moves the stockings down and gets into doggie she's utters out "my only rule is "no pounding" going against her post title. I say okay. I start stroking when I thrust into her cheek not even hard, she says if you do that so hard it's going to be a problem. It's has if I had to take the slowest strokes in my life mind you she's still on the phone calling clients. I hurry up and bust my nut, and hurry and gets dressed as fast and possible walked out the room upstairs and left. In my head I told myself never to come here again.

While it being late and me being tired I had to make this post because I don't want anybody going through the anger of a dumb escort.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jswizz21;2726063]Thanks for that bro. Do you have her name or another BP post of hers? That link you posted is dead. Thanks. Just want to make sure that I don't see her.[/QUOTE]

Yeah man next time post the number in her ad. I love seeing who to avoid more than I do who to see.