Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=AlMelrose;2106469]Ho,

Thanks for the report. I have read tff but still have questions. I am a fat middle-aged Chicago suburban guy, I will be driving my son to St. L in mid July. I really want to hit Wash Park on the way home. It sort of sounds like the Cicero of the 80's. Any of these places near a hotel? I would prefer to park my car at a hotel and walk to the places so I can get hammered and not worry about a DUI. However, it seems I will really be out of place and should not be walking. Any suggestions?

Thanks,

Al.[/QUOTE]I agree with our other board members here, do not get hammered and walk through the area. In fact, although it doesn't bother to me to be in this area after dark in the parking lots, I will not walk in the area or stop at local see-stores, gas stations or ATMs day or night. (And I used to work in Compton, CA).

If you want to get hammered with a girl, take one back to your room with a bottle or two. But lock up your valuables first.

There is a slightly dumpy no-tell across from Miss Kitty's called the Econ Inn. It is actually the best streetwalker hotel in the immediate area. I assume they rent rooms for more than a couple of hours at a time. It isn't horrible, but a motel 6 will feel like a Hilt*and after this. It is the least-bad choice. But only Miss Kitty's and maybe Larry Flin*'s club are walking distance, and I still wouldn't do it.

I was in STL to get some things done and desired a little me-time. I started at Dollies since I was thinking I wanted to get serviced and get back home. I paid my two-dollar admission fee and bought my five-dollar beer. Chatted with Torre for a couple of moments as I waited for my beer. Sat down and let the parade begin. One by one everyone walked by and squeezed my little friend, and rub their breasts in my face to see if I wanted some company. Most times it seems like I can't catch anyone's attention. I got a stage dance from Torre. She pulled no punches in trying to get me to do a private. She offered oral for .50 and FS for 1. I let her know that I am not a fan of their tiny booths and that I am low on cash anyway. We agreed on .4 for CBJ. Behind the beads / door she went all out to make my little guy very happy. All the way up until the very second I started to explode. She stopped. I felt a bit short-changed, but is was a great effort.

If you want a decent hotel -- NOT within walking distance -- go on Priceline and do the "Name Your Own Price". Choose both Collinsville-Fairview Heights and O'Fallon and put in a bid for $40 ($35 during the week). You should get either the Extended Stay America in O'Fallon or the Super 8 in Collinsville. Both are decent two-star hotels around 10-15 minutes from Washington Park.

Okay, after my experience at Dollie's, I was thinking that I would stop by see-mows for a beer and see what was going on. Nothing. I next stopped at Cheeks.

I was at the bar ordering a beer and I ran into Unique. Over the years I have been introduce to more than one girl with that name. This on is in her mid-twenties, blonde straight hair, Bee-cups, nice-tight body a few tats. (Face 8+, body 8, attitude 10). She said she travels now and is only here for a week at a time. She asked me if I had .2 on me. I said yes, and she said she wanted to get a VIP and treat me well. I explained my empty pockets, and she told me not to worry. (I worried).

We got into a room that didn't lock, undressed and sat on a long couch, then, she started with a full contact nude lap dance. She got down and stated a CBJ then straddled me for a while. She and I did a few more positions over the next few moments. She bent over the couch and had me pound her from the rear. She then finished me orally. The whole time the voice in my head was yelling OMG this is so cool and how am I going to pay her? She handed me her bra to clean up since she wasn't prepared yet. She said that all she wanted from me is what I could afford out of my pockets. I handed her a wad of cash that couldn't have been more than .50 total. She kissed me and thanked me. She went to write down her number, but was besieged by what I assume to be a regular and another guy in a holding pattern a few tables away. I have been nailing girls in strip clubs for 30 years, I can't think of any better right now.

Thanks for all the info guys and for scaring the ScheiB out of me. I might just have my son fly down to STL, but Washington Park is on my bucket list. However, from some of the reports, it could be the last thing I do on my bucket list! Might just make sure I depart before 10 pm and just drive home, unless an overnight take-out is available.

Now that I've thoroughly besmirched the reputation of Washington Park, let me say that there are plenty of fine, upstanding people living in Washington Park, but it just takes a few evil ones to cause lots of havoc. And if the evil ones are also junkies, then they're extra motivated to cause havoc. Now I guess I'm besmirching junkies, so let me say I'm sure most junkies are not evil, but a person who is both evil and a junkie is a bad combo. And these "combo fellows" have caused incidences inside the parking lots of EVERY strip club in Washington Park. These combo dudes are not to be underestimated in their penchant for violence. In just the last few years, several people, including an attorney, have died inside East Side strip club parking lots.

[QUOTE=AlMelrose;2107494]Thanks for all the info guys and for scaring the ScheiB out of me. I might just have my son fly down to STL, but Washington Park is on my bucket list. However, from some of the reports, it could be the last thing I do on my bucket list! Might just make sure I depart before 10 pm and just drive home, unless an overnight take-out is available.[/QUOTE]As long as you follow the advice that the other guys posted, you'll be fine. II've had many fun trips to Dollies, both day and night, and never had any problems. I wouldn't walk in this area if my car caught fire, but driving through is fine. Personally, I stay stone cold sober in this area, as I have MO plates, and the cops will watch you like a hawk if they see you. Twice now I've had them follow me to the highway, little did they know I was glad to see them.

Take your trip, scratch it off your bucket list, and just think of it like buying a car. Never accept the first price, there's always room to negotiate.

Two Blue, a few years ago the motel across from Miss Kitty's had been newly renovated, so it was actually a nice place to stay in--better than a Motel 6. Today, I guess it would be a toss-up between the Miss Kitty's hotel and a Motel 6. But Al Melrose, you wouldn't want to stay overnight in this dangerous Washington Park neighborhood. I used to get a thrill staying overnight close to the strip club and street walker action, but now all I get is a scary feeling. I've been mongering 20 years and would never stay overnight in Washington Park again. Take KC Questor's great advice and visit Priceline for a safer hotel a few exits away. Rosco.

I have spent many hours in WP and I go during the day and during the night. Best advice is to stay sober and vigilant and go to the clubs and that IS IT! The Econo is a safe notel but other than that and the clubs stopping for food (church's fried chicken) or Gas or anything else can be hazardous. There have been multiple people shot at the quick marts and gas stations over the years.

Get In...Get Your Nut...Get Out.

[QUOTE=Rosco2;2107962]Two Blue, a few years ago the motel across from Miss Kitty's had been newly renovated, so it was actually a nice place to stay in--better than a Motel 6. Today, I guess it would be a toss-up between the Miss Kitty's hotel and a Motel 6. But Al Melrose, you wouldn't want to stay overnight in this dangerous Washington Park neighborhood. I used to get a thrill staying overnight close to the strip club and street walker action, but now all I get is a scary feeling. I've been mongering 20 years and would never stay overnight in Washington Park again. Take KC Questor's great advice and visit Priceline for a safer hotel a few exits away. Rosco.[/QUOTE]Rosco, I have no doubt that this was a nice place at one time not so long ago. I have been there a dozen times. But, the last time I stopped there, there was no hot water and no towels in the room. The girl I stopped in there with (who just got off work at Miss Kitty's) went to the office to get a towel and said they charged her $5. The room is clean and it looks nice, but the turnover that come with being a hot-sheet hotel may be too much for them to handle.

On the upside, they do sell condoms at the bulletproof window for either 2 or 5 dollars...I can't remember. I carry them and baby wipes in my car. I am a ****.

I was on vacation this week and after spending a couple hours with an old neighbor who works at Penthouse (and has one of the best bodies I have ever seen), I headed to Cheeks to see my regular girl there. I mistimed the day to night shift switch and ended up there an hour early. Unfortunately and old acquaintance from WG was working, named Luxury. This is a BIG (tall and wide) AA girl who is always so drunk she forgets we have met before and that every time she has been a raging ***** to me. Encounter 1, at WG, was when I was there to see a regular, Dana. Luxury came to talk to me and even though I told her I was there to see someone else, she sat there and after 20 minutes asked for money for her time. Told her no and she got pissed then yelled at Dana when she came over to talk to me. Next trip, same crap. There to see Kylie when Luxury and her friend decided I looked bored and while Kylie was in a VIP, they 'staked their claim' even though I told them I was there to see someone else. They went up to dance and Kylie came over to me before going to do our VIP. Luxury runs over to Kylie and tells her that I am off limits. I told her I was there to see Kylie and she gets in Kylie's face to the point the doorman has to step in. I left but Kylie texts me later saying Luxury jumped her in the back and told her to stay away from other girls customer.

Bringing me to this week. She comes right over to me and starts begging me for money. Told her I was there for the night crew and my regular. Do you think she stopped? No. She tried to get me to buy her a shot, then dinner (to take home to her kids) and then gets pissed when I get up and walk to the other side of the bar to get away from her. I tried to be nice but she is so desperate for money there it doesn't matter. I think she probably gets most of her money from annoying guys to pay her to go away. Apparently she found out who I was there to see and said something to her before leaving for the night. Luckily my regular knows she is full of shit and was laughing with me about it later.

Just a word of warning to you all. Stay away from Luxury at Cheeks.

Stopped by dollies Saturday after noon and thanks to previous reports dodged spending time with Hailey. Did see Autumn but see was busy with another customer. Decided to spend my time with Miss B. We sat and chatted for a while before moving behind the beads. She worked me over and it ended way too soon. My half and half was almost all head. But that was not her fault. She said $ but as I was a nice guy she would go for. 8.

[QUOTE=AlMelrose;2106469]Ho,

Thanks for the report. I have read tff but still have questions. I am a fat middle-aged Chicago suburban guy, I will be driving my son to St. L in mid July. I really want to hit Wash Park on the way home. It sort of sounds like the Cicero of the 80's. Any of these places near a hotel? I would prefer to park my car at a hotel and walk to the places so I can get hammered and not worry about a DUI. However, it seems I will really be out of place and should not be walking. Any suggestions?

Thanks,

Al. [/QUOTE]I disagree with some of the other folks here. The ONLY bar within walking distance to a hotel / notel is Miss Kitty's. Maybe Hustler witch is a 3 minute walk perhaps. I have never tried walking there. The Econ Inn across the streed from Miss Kitty's is the ONLY one. It is aroud 45 bucks a night. I guess they also charge by the hour. Two out of the three times I have been there the room I got also had two porn channels on the TV. I have never had any trouble in the area, althought I can imagine it can be rough just from the looks of it. DO NOT WALK BETWEEN THE BARS. Drive to Dollies and get what you are after and then go to Miss Kitty's and watch and fondle the girls when they dance for you. By the way the Econ Inn had two unused condoms in the drawer that was under the phone. LOL! The last two times I have been to Dollies I could have gotten take out but I was not lookiing for that at the time. Hope all this also helps along with the other posts.

I was at Cheeks on Monday and was told see-Mowes was raided Sunday. I haven't seen anything in the BND about it. Does anyone have any infor related to this or is this just a rumor? BTW there were only 2 cars in the see-Mowes parking lot when I went by.

[QUOTE=Sparky140;2112842]I was at Cheeks on Monday and was told see-Mowes was raided Sunday. I haven't seen anything in the BND about it. Does anyone have any infor related to this or is this just a rumor? BTW there were only 2 cars in the see-Mowes parking lot when I went by.[/QUOTE]Sometimes these raids are license checks or such nonsense, I was at a club one night with 4 cop cars looked like a raid but they were just checking licenses not sure what the overkill was for.