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[QUOTE=FSmith9009;5346261]Anyone dream of Pink vanilla?
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/cum-see-me-in-theboro-again/535150673213[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a dream about her when she was in Winston. Good BBBJ, bfs, cim. For more details, see my post in the Winston forum.
[QUOTE=MrSmithwick;5345974]I've run across this ad a time or two. Thought about reaching out but unsure because there are no face pics. Did a little research and turned up a few things that were promising but nothing redeeming about details of a visit. I am sure she probably will not give all the services I like but that's ok as I am flexible if otherwise service is good. I'm not into rubber suckers though.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/hidden-gemsky/885796352668[/URL][/QUOTE]Link is dead.
[QUOTE=MrSmithwick;5345974]I've run across this ad a time or two. Thought about reaching out but unsure because there are no face pics. Did a little research and turned up a few things that were promising but nothing redeeming about details of a visit. I am sure she probably will not give all the services I like but that's ok as I am flexible if otherwise service is good. I'm not into rubber suckers though.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/hidden-gemsky/885796352668[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her posts off and on in the Greensboro STG site.
[URL]https://callescort.org/984-275-9125[/URL]
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/cc/38557685[/URL]
[URL]https://callescort.org/984-275-9125/videos[/URL]
[URL]https://backpagegals.com/escorts/female-escorts/washington-d-c-8604888[/URL]
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/let-me-put-a-smile-on-your-fac/685551633305[/URL]
No name, great looking pictures. Researching number has a few hits, but has anyone verified yet with a call and visit?
I went to meet with this one, definitely no 28 yo, she must be on her mid or late 40's,however she still has a very sexy body, face not so good for my taste, she remind me to roxi the one from winston, she even use a blonde wig too, everything seem to be fine and a good visit, she was very talkative and friendly, she was hosting in a good hotel and a very clean room with candles and all, she was clean and smelling good, she seem to be sober, not signs of demons but I may be wrong, so everything started ok, with some conversation and she being cool, however after we started the play things went down, specially for what you expect from an experienced MILF, which they are normally good sessions, rushed bbj, we agree in some other things that she didn't follow thru, she was only into doggie because she has some leg issues, so all of it was a big turn off for me, not the best experience but I would repeat only if I can't find some one else and also for the price as always YMMV.
[URL]https://winston-salem.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/qv-60-all-nite/308568245156[/URL]
[QUOTE=MistaGreen;5346144]So I noticed some of you fine gents want a review of Cassie. Well here goes.
A few months ago I dreamt of Cassie (3 months ago) I texted her about 1030 am. Got a quick response met up with her about an hour later at a 3 star hotel off Wendover. I pull up she comes down to let me in the side door. Wearing t-shirt and sweatpants. Get to room and it's messy. She derobes and you can tell she's put on a few pounds over her pics. Quick to say her mouth hurt. No cg complained in k9, kept saying to slow down. After I got turned off I just pulled my britches up and left. Before I left I noticed some size 15 red Jordan's at the door. So I know she's got to pimp. I wouldn't repeat personally but YMMV she is a cute girl but just a complainer. If I want to hear complaining I could just stay home and save a buc40. Some evidence of candy use. Everything was covered. Might be worth going to a qv once to test her out. Maybe she just didn't like my old man self.[/QUOTE]I had basically the same visit, and that's why I only went back once because. Benefit of the doubt. So two crappy visits and I'm done.
She is a won't bother to repeat for me. But like I said. I am repeating with Kat. She gets a thumbs up from me for sure.
As always YMMV be smart be safe.
Dreamt of Demii again recently. It had been several months since I last saw her and she hasn't changed much which is great! Experienced BBBJ, daty, and cfs in mish and K9. Very sweet sensual MILF. I enjoyed seeing her and would likely see again. Treat her nice and she'll treat you better. YMMV.
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/demii-ready-to-play-336-536-2610/34516818[/URL]
Anyone dream of her? Looks almost TGTBT.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/let-the-fun-begin-heather-the/701922629382[/URL]
[QUOTE=FSmith9009;5347727]Anyone dream of her? Looks almost TGTBT.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/let-the-fun-begin-heather-the/701922629382[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been trying, but the least shell take is 150,a big pass for me.
[QUOTE=LovesPoon;5344491]Seen her before when she was posting in Graham. Legit. Nice girl. Not sure why she moved to Gboro.
LP.[/QUOTE]She's asking for donation of 100 roses for qv which is a NO for me. But I'm sure she'll get that here instead of Graham LOL.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-and-waiting-when-you-wan/777223864071[/URL]
I went to see this lady for a qv it was a waste of donation.
She rushed never even got me fully erect.
She said we were not undressing.
She had company on the way and the whole visit.
She was very mechanical.
Her post says she’s 25 she has not seen 25 in 20 years
Will not repeat.
[QUOTE=BTownMan14;5347794][URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-and-waiting-when-you-wan/777223864071[/URL]
I went to see this lady for a qv it was a waste of donation.
She rushed never even got me fully erect.
She said we were not undressing.
She had company on the way and the whole visit.
She was very mechanical.
Her post says shes 25 she has not seen 25 in 20 years
Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Same # pulled up this ad. Was this what she looked like? Sorry to hear you had a bad experience but thanks for sharing.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/waiting-on-you/831060868877[/URL]
[QUOTE=FSmith9009;5347807]Same # pulled up this ad. Was this what she looked like? Sorry to hear you had a bad experience but thanks for sharing.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/waiting-on-you/831060868877[/URL][/QUOTE]This is why you don't pay upfront! They start rushing, We ain't even getting undressed! Company is on the way! We must hurry. Bye! I Leave! No "service" fo me, No cash for you!
[QUOTE=BTownMan14;5347794][URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-and-waiting-when-you-wan/777223864071[/URL]
I went to see this lady for a qv it was a waste of donation.
She rushed never even got me fully erect.
She said we were not undressing.
She had company on the way and the whole visit.
She was very mechanical.
Her post says shes 25 she has not seen 25 in 20 years
Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]You're lucky--at least she didn't do a "cash and dash" with you, like she did with me last year. This one is a thief, a liar, and a serious candy user. Everyone needs to stay away from her--at the very least, she's a huge disappointment, and at worst she's a thief.
[QUOTE=BTownMan14;5347794][URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-and-waiting-when-you-wan/777223864071[/URL]
I went to see this lady for a qv it was a waste of donation.
She rushed never even got me fully erect.
She said we were not undressing.
She had company on the way and the whole visit.
She was very mechanical.
Her post says shes 25 she has not seen 25 in 20 years
Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]She has had many, many bad reviews. Cash and dash, thief, etc. Put a post next time, if you don't see a name to research.
[QUOTE=PreAlan01;5348028]She has had many, many bad reviews. Cash and dash, thief, etc. Put a post next time, if you don't see a name to research.[/QUOTE]There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brown-eyed-country-girl/816500107983[/URL]
[QUOTE=Cadesix;5345087]I got a second visit with Kat and I was very happy with it. She's great. She is busy setting up the place she's living in. Slow but sure. She is also getting into videos and onlyfans stuff too. If you haven't. And you like spinners with skills. She's way better in person than her pics.
As always. Ymmv. Be smart and safe.[/QUOTE]Pics are her. She is out of the regular viewing area. Outside the city limits. Went to see her. Did not donate the amount requested. I told her didn't have it and what I had. She accepted. Nice BBBJ. Got me to full attention. She laid back and put her legs straight in the air. Nice little taco. Good grip. Had her wrap her arms around her legs pulled to her chest. Started slow and then went at it for a furious 5 minutes. LOL. Emptied a large load in the bag. Will repeat if she accepts my donation and in the area.
As always, YMMV.
LP.
[QUOTE=Cadesix;5346965]I had basically the same visit, and that's why I only went back once because. Benefit of the doubt. So two crappy visits and I'm done.
She is a won't bother to repeat for me. But like I said. I am repeating with Kat. She gets a thumbs up from me for sure.
As always YMMV be smart be safe.[/QUOTE]Thanks I am taking Cassie off the to do list. I would go see Kat but 100 roses for a qv is too much for me. She's all yours guys LOL.
Anyone ever met up with this one.
[URL]https://www.eros.com/carolinas/files/6791230.htm?[/URL]
Anyone who can point me to some cute spinners would be appreciated. Race is no issue.
Becareful guys, burlington pigs are working hard.
[URL]https://winston-salem.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/cum-plz-me-looking-fo/771584468742[/URL]
[QUOTE=FSmith9009;5348058]There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brown-eyed-country-girl/816500107983[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, same old pics all the time. High mileage, low entry fee, and not so good service. Usually in a dump motel too.
[QUOTE=FSmith9009;5348058]There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brown-eyed-country-girl/816500107983[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw that provider a very long time ago. She was entertaining in a camper at one time. It wasn't bad service but wasn't fun by any means and definitely didn't return not even in a pinch. Guess she has just continuously gone downhill. She's got to be 50 ish by now.
You guys had some recommends and I gave them a shot. My apologies for not taking anything for the team lately but it's dry out here. Same faces every week, bad reviews and otherwise sketchy providers. Here are a handful of my visits.
Rain is a decent provider, you can tell she's got some underlying issues with the candy. She was hard to connect with but I didn't give up, I just let it ride till it just worked out. She accommodated everything at a stellar consideration. Decent spirited BBBJ. Complained a little about doing it for a longer than she wanted, but we worked through it. Got solid and dove in the cat BB Went CG, Mish and then K9. Nice little ass on her, tight kitty and got the job done quick finished with CIP. Cleaned up and got out of there. Figured a handler would be making rounds soon so I didn't want to be bothered with that.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/crack-an-in-this-p-and-f-me-u/210461904466[/URL]
Finally connected with Gabrielle. Mature lady that has been in the game a while and knows what she is doing. Almost mid grade location off Wendover. She did in fact give a good BBBJ, I commend her for that! She really makes the effort to please and is attentive. Just did mish and stroked it till I filled the bag. I would see her again but not anytime soon, mainly because she is not quite my forte. Great service nonetheless.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/upscale-italian-queen336-717-2/701592977109[/URL]
Didn't see bobbi or Priceless. Whatever she calls herself. I did reach out to see what her rates are and seems she is open to 70/15 -100/30 - 160/60 Said I could go see her at one of the sketch locations off gate city. I honestly didn't realize it was her till I went back to check reviews and such. It's sad, based on photos, she's pretty damn cute and doable. I left that for the other fellas that don't know. I initially declined because there was no way in hell I was going to mentioned location. Had bad times there some time back. But when I did some back checking on her, I completely declined and blocked her number.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/priceless-ready-to-have-sum-fu/477767641387[/URL]
No Name Ebony girl. Has stolen photos from internet. Wastes time and is probably fake. Wants 80 for a lollipop only and 120 for QV. Pass on that. There have been a handful of times I have seen someone with fake photos and turns out they are decent looking and give decent service, they are just trying to be discrete from their Civvy life. This is probably not the case here.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/limited-time/010859567546[/URL]
Another Chocolate girl. Reached out to her and she has GPS. Wants 120 qv and 140 qv with BBBJ, 80 for just CBJ and 100 for BBBJ. Fucking ridiculous! I tried to negotiate a little with her to at least see if she was real and looked good but she didn't bite. She just wanted her GPS rates and that's it. Never had a BJ Covered or uncovered that was worth 80 or 100 for 5-8 minutes worth of work. LOL.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/choclate-sensation/380460430768[/URL]
The GPS is real out here! I am also tired of the stupids ads "Upscale" That's one word providers use in this hobby that they have no clue what it means. Their ad says "Upscale" so they immediately think they can charge more since they know how to spell and use that word in a sentence. On the flip side, they will have you showing up at a dump motel, 30 burned cig Butts in the ashtray, Filth everywhere, dirty sheets, nasty ass bathroom and stinky cooter. Yet they are "Upscale" With that said, I know this is STG arena and it comes with the territory but some of these girls COULD be stellar and they are too Methed up to realize it.
[QUOTE=MrSmithwick;5349259]You guys had some recommends and I gave them a shot. My apologies for not taking anything for the team lately but it's dry out here. Same faces every week, bad reviews and otherwise sketchy providers. Here are a handful of my visits.
Rain is a decent provider, you can tell she's got some underlying issues with the candy. She was hard to connect with but I didn't give up, I just let it ride till it just worked out. She accommodated everything at a stellar consideration. Decent spirited BBBJ. Complained a little about doing it for a longer than she wanted, but we worked through it. Got solid and dove in the cat BB Went CG, Mish and then K9. Nice little ass on her, tight kitty and got the job done quick finished with CIP. Cleaned up and got out of there. Figured a handler would be making rounds soon so I didn't want to be bothered with that.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/crack-an-in-this-p-and-f-me-u/210461904466[/URL]
Finally connected with Gabrielle. Mature lady that has been in the game a while and knows what she is doing. Almost mid grade location off Wendover. She did in fact give a good BBBJ, I commend her for that! She really makes the effort to please and is attentive. Just did mish and stroked it till I filled the bag. I would see her again but not anytime soon, mainly because she is not quite my forte. Great service nonetheless.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/upscale-italian-queen336-717-2/701592977109[/URL]
Didn't see bobbi or Priceless. Whatever she calls herself. I did reach out to see what her rates are and seems she is open to 70/15 -100/30 - 160/60 Said I could go see her at one of the sketch locations off gate city. I honestly didn't realize it was her till I went back to check reviews and such. It's sad, based on photos, she's pretty damn cute and doable. I left that for the other fellas that don't know. I initially declined because there was no way in hell I was going to mentioned location. Had bad times there some time back. But when I did some back checking on her, I completely declined and blocked her number.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/priceless-ready-to-have-sum-fu/477767641387[/URL]
No Name Ebony girl. Has stolen photos from internet. Wastes time and is probably fake. Wants 80 for a lollipop only and 120 for QV. Pass on that. There have been a handful of times I have seen someone with fake photos and turns out they are decent looking and give decent service, they are just trying to be discrete from their Civvy life. This is probably not the case here.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/limited-time/010859567546[/URL]
Another Chocolate girl. Reached out to her and she has GPS. Wants 120 qv and 140 qv with BBBJ, 80 for just CBJ and 100 for BBBJ. Fucking ridiculous! I tried to negotiate a little with her to at least see if she was real and looked good but she didn't bite. She just wanted her GPS rates and that's it. Never had a BJ Covered or uncovered that was worth 80 or 100 for 5-8 minutes worth of work. LOL.
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/choclate-sensation/380460430768[/URL]
The GPS is real out here! I am also tired of the stupids ads "Upscale" That's one word providers use in this hobby that they have no clue what it means. Their ad says "Upscale" so they immediately think they can charge more since they know how to spell and use that word in a sentence. On the flip side, they will have you showing up at a dump motel, 30 burned cig Butts in the ashtray, Filth everywhere, dirty sheets, nasty ass bathroom and stinky cooter. Yet they are "Upscale" With that said, I know this is STG arena and it comes with the territory but some of these girls COULD be stellar and they are too Methed up to realize it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info an taking the time to let us know.
[QUOTE=MrSmithwick;5349259]The GPS is real out here! I am also tired of the stupids ads "Upscale" That's one word providers use in this hobby that they have no clue what it means. Their ad says "Upscale" so they immediately think they can charge more since they know how to spell and use that word in a sentence. On the flip side, they will have you showing up at a dump motel, 30 burned cig Butts in the ashtray, Filth everywhere, dirty sheets, nasty ass bathroom and stinky cooter. Yet they are "Upscale" With that said, I know this is STG arena and it comes with the territory but some of these girls COULD be stellar and they are too Methed up to realize it.[/QUOTE]STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.
[QUOTE=OldManRiver;5349637]STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.[/QUOTE]Best description ever! LOL.
[QUOTE=FSmith9009;5348058]There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
[URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brown-eyed-country-girl/816500107983[/URL][/QUOTE]Like they always say. YMMV as I have had nothing but good times with Brenda.
[QUOTE=OldManRiver;5349637]STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down..[/QUOTE]You tell no lies Sir!
Seen this one a in Winston. She is legit. Nice kitty. Big boobs. She does pretty good BBBJ. Never seen a pimp around. She works out of a house in a sketchy neighborhood. Would only repeat again in a pinch.
[QUOTE=JazzzFann;5350061]Seen this one a in Winston. She is legit. Nice kitty. Big boobs. She does pretty good BBBJ. Never seen a pimp around. She works out of a house in a sketchy neighborhood. Would only repeat again in a pinch.[/QUOTE]Who is she? Any link or a picture?
[QUOTE=OldManRiver;5349637]STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.[/QUOTE]This was absolutely hysterical. A much needed laugh. Thank you.
Any reviews on this one? Rates etc.
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From out of town.
Lmfaf. You said it to a Translator for 99% of these so called "providers". What are they providing? The shity service they provid?. Smh. I'm going to start asking them to pay me instead.
[QUOTE=SlutsLover;5350338]Who is she? Any link or a picture?[/QUOTE]Sorry. Here's the link [URL]https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-playful-ready-to-please/261446569831[/URL].
Jessie Rae, Looks a little rough around the edges. Anyone seen her? Only other Jessie I pull up shows a thief and way different photos.
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[QUOTE=HdPlumber75;5350450]Any reviews on this one? Rates etc.
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From out of town.[/QUOTE]Have tried for weeks to reach out to her and no response every single time. Tried different numbers and so on. I'm guessing she see's only regulars she knows and posts ads to let them know she's available so she doesn't have to reach out to them for discretion.
[QUOTE=SlutsLover;5350338]Who is she? Any link or a picture?[/QUOTE]That is Megan from Winston. She has been around for sometime in and around Akron Rd. Sometimes I see her with guys in Annabelles. Not bad in a pinch. She has lost weight and boobs are very saggy. Can be expensive beyond a QV. Has her baby daddy nearby but he stays back. House is very sketchy and the neighbourhood is even sketchier but no one has bothered me the couple times I seen her.
[QUOTE=Wftosser;5350439]This was absolutely hysterical. A much needed laugh. Thank you.[/QUOTE]I really liked your name! Now I like your perspective an sense of humor great post.
[QUOTE=AttLook;5351063]I really liked your name! Now I like your perspective an sense of humor great post.[/QUOTE]That was meant for his post.