Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6338525]IF one has a "regular" provider (to me, enough times a year where they actually remember you) I think a small gift at the Chinese New Year is appropriate. Target card for $20. Starbucks if that's too pricey. This whole enterprise is really just a business arrangement, and happy business relations go a long way to things running smoothly.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Except bringing someone a gift card is a nice gesture. Bringing someone roses is a romantic gesture. They aren't the same.

[QUOTE=JulianSorel;6338821]Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/24815-s-western-lomita/22854200.html[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the damage?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6339074]I always had a feeling that the drug of choice was K and not alcohol. I would advise you that lots of K is cut with fetty and you could end up dead, and shit.[/QUOTE]In a different world, when things were not like they are now, there lived a young boy. He was misled by a beautiful Asian vixen. Once they went to a hacienda in Rosarito for a week of partying with the kids. In Mexico, you can buy viles at the vet, cook then up in the oven, and load your bullets for a week of shenanigous debauchery. Piles of powder of all types, molly, dancing, philosophy, and weird stuff. I snorted one too many on the golf course were I found a dandelion that I blew on to make a wish.

In the K-hole I discovered myself on a giant marshmellow that suddenly started expanding and inflating pushing me up into the sky, then past the clouds towards the moon, then past the solar planets and onward. It was kind of scary but being on a soft marshmellow made it less scary and more fun as the expansion time increased to incomprehensible speeds. Faster, farther fuck. I felt I died and arrived at a place were I knew everyone and they welcomed me in. Asked me what took me so long?

That is when I quit drugs for good since there is no easy path.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6338826] I listened to you gents so as not to cause irrational spikes in the market.

Here is something for Priscilla. Looks like the lobotomy is back.

[URL]https://www.pharmather.com/ketamine.html?twclid=2-9gbm832mrrczs5twbfn1wm26[/URL][/QUOTE]This was perfectly timed as $SPY was testing VWAP and failed. The previous three consecutive days were dip buys. Puts here made people riches.

I'm visiting LA later this year for the first time. What's your thought on looking up massage parlors on gmaps and seeing if the shop has okay reviews and are open late. Bad approach?

[QUOTE=JulianSorel;6338821]Checked out ABC massage and met a cutie named Mia. She is definitely under 30, probably around 25 ish cute Asian American chick. Service was great she allowed the entire enchilada. CBJ, cfs nice sexy body and smooth skin.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/24815-s-western-lomita/22854200.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Stopped by based on your review. The grand opening sign looked over 30! They had no clue about anyone named Mia. After seeing who was available, bee lined it out of there.

[QUOTE=PineappleFlow6;6339503]I'm visiting LA later this year for the first time. What's your thought on looking up massage parlors on gmaps and seeing if the shop has okay reviews and are open late. Bad approach?[/QUOTE]Try rubmaps for those more relevant to this website.

[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6338205]That's the place but the May I know is 5'2". There is a taller girl but no clue what her name is.[/QUOTE]I must have gone on a bad day. No famed Masumi or May / Jenny. Instead, the lineup was Ava, and some other older thai girl, whose name I forgot. They are both beyond 40's and looked it. They were wearing that "clown makeup" that is popular with some Thai girls. There was also a Megumi that tried to convince me she was Masumi. I have seen actual pics of Masumi so she was unsuccessful. She was about 5'7' in height wearing sweatpants and looking sloppy, but her face was semi-OK, but her body didn't look that appealing in the sweatpants either. So, I declined and left disappointed.

[QUOTE=PineappleFlow6;6339503]I'm visiting LA later this year for the first time. What's your thought on looking up massage parlors on gmaps and seeing if the shop has okay reviews and are open late. Bad approach?[/QUOTE]A pretty foolproof way, ironically, is to look on Yelp specifically for bad reviews.

If you see the following it's an AMP.

1. They tried to get us to tip in advance!

2. I made an appointment but when I showed up they were full.

3. It was an awful massage. How is this place in business?

[QUOTE=Murrican;6339864]A pretty foolproof way, ironically, is to look on Yelp specifically for bad reviews.

If you see the following it's an AMP.

1. They tried to get us to tip in advance!

2. I made an appointment but when I showed up they were full.

3. It was an awful massage. How is this place in business?[/QUOTE]Here is a shortcut.

Wharf.

Goldfinger.

8155.

Avoid any place on Lincoln boulevard that is touted here.

Any reports on this place? Thanks.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6339859]I must have gone on a bad day. No famed Masumi or May / Jenny. Instead, the lineup was Ava, and some other older thai girl, whose name I forgot. They are both beyond 40's and looked it. They were wearing that "clown makeup" that is popular with some Thai girls. There was also a Megumi that tried to convince me she was Masumi. I have seen actual pics of Masumi so she was unsuccessful. She was about 5'7' in height wearing sweatpants and looking sloppy, but her face was semi-OK, but her body didn't look that appealing in the sweatpants either. So, I declined and left disappointed.[/QUOTE]Always call ahead to book an appointment else you might end up with left overs that aren't as desirable. There's only 3 right now worthing seeing IMO at this place. Natalie, May, and Jacky. Natalie's mainly only M-F. Forgot the availability of the the other two.

[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6340519]Always call ahead to book an appointment else you might end up with left overs that aren't as desirable. There's only 3 right now worthing seeing IMO at this place. Natalie, May, and Jacky. Natalie's mainly only M-F. Forgot the availability of the the other two.[/QUOTE]Saw Natalie and she's cute! I realized I've had opportunities to see her but the booker she used to work with would always cancel last min. I told her about that she was surprised. But sounds like she won't be going back anytime soon. On the other hand I will be coming back here. I also noticed the thai yoga place is getting a lot of business because they are confusing it with this place. I went to see Mai first at the yoga place thinking it was may, now it all make sense anyways.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6339838]Try rubmaps for those more relevant to this website.[/QUOTE]Will do, thanks!

Anyone ever met with Lila Lovee -.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/lilaalovee888[/URL]

Thanks!

[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6340519]Always call ahead to book an appointment else you might end up with left overs that aren't as desirable. There's only 3 right now worthing seeing IMO at this place. Natalie, May, and Jacky. Natalie's mainly only M-F. Forgot the availability of the the other two.[/QUOTE]I can second what BC said. Natalie is solid and May is worth a try as well. She has 2 days off during the week and not tall. Darker complexion with nice tits and great nips. I also tried Ava who is decent looking but terrible attitude and service. Personally, not a fan of Jenny either.

Remarkable Pattaya Thai Lea dream, but only on Sundays. Tall, young, visual, gentle, accessible Botox-like lips for about the standard damage.

Anyone visit these guys before? Booking via telegram, seems to be Ukrainian / Russian girls rotating throughout.

Any reports / intel much appreciated.

Also anyone know if BiancaAmor is back in action?

Any place on the west side offer table shower?

[QUOTE=JimPalm;6342885]Remarkable Pattaya Thai Lea dream, but only on Sundays. Tall, young, visual, gentle, accessible Botox-like lips for about the standard damage.[/QUOTE]Ad? Contact info?

[QUOTE=Propaganda123;6345542]Anyone visit these guys before? Booking via telegram, seems to be Ukrainian / Russian girls rotating throughout.

Any reports / intel much appreciated.

Also anyone know if BiancaAmor is back in action?[/QUOTE]Ad for Ukrainain / Russian girls in WeHo?

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6345967]Ad for Ukrainain / Russian girls in WeHo?[/QUOTE][URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/4177903d-ca6d-4ccf-b0dc-ab03087c8dc3[/URL]

Some dude here reviewed it, but in typical fashion, no information about price or helpful details.

[QUOTE=Propaganda123;6345542]Anyone visit these guys before? Booking via telegram, seems to be Ukrainian / Russian girls rotating throughout.

Any reports / intel much appreciated.

Also anyone know if BiancaAmor is back in action?[/QUOTE]She was a real diamond. It's too bad that place shut down.

I know a majority of the providers on these apps provide a very legit massage, but I was told by one of the Soothe therapists that a lot of their providers don't follow standard rules and that the owner of the company doesn't care one bit if sexual activities take place during sessions. Any have a good experience like this? Nothing better than a nice ending to a great massage.

[QUOTE=Deypsh;6346232]She was a real diamond. It's too bad that place shut down.[/QUOTE]The no ho pad died because the owner of the house fell in puppy love with one of the hoes.

There was much drama when the owner's wife found out. She had no idea that hubby was running a bordello.

A few of the girls have made it over to the "landale" pad. The one that has a shit brigade of drug addicted thatmall girls.

No sightings of Bianca or eve.

[QUOTE=RudyRude;6345603]Any place on the west side offer table shower?[/QUOTE]No, but Mary offers a tongue bath.

[QUOTE=Deypsh;6346246]I know a majority of the providers on these apps provide a very legit massage, but I was told by one of the Soothe therapists that a lot of their providers don't follow standard rules and that the owner of the company doesn't care one bit if sexual activities take place during sessions. Any have a good experience like this? Nothing better than a nice ending to a great massage.[/QUOTE]I see potential here. Keep me posted please if there's any updates.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6346516]The no ho pad died because the owner of the house fell in puppy love with one of the hoes.

There was much drama when the owner's wife found out. She had no idea that hubby was running a bordello.

A few of the girls have made it over to the "landale" pad. The one that has a shit brigade of drug addicted thatmall girls.

No sightings of Bianca or eve.[/QUOTE]Where is the landale pad? I don't use thatmall much anymore.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6346802]Where is the landale pad? I don't use thatmall much anymore.[/QUOTE]It was on coldwater at riverside by the little brown church and across from this deli that doese BBQ on the weekends.

They recently had to move due to mongers fucking it up by, yep, you got it, bringing flowers to hookers.

It is now across the street. If a girl is on thatmall in the "studio city" area she is at the pad.

The deal is the girls charge 160 for 45 minutes of massage, and they pay I think like some percentage a throw. Then if a gal wants to fuck you, all the extra is for the girl. The house mom pays rent, towels, etc.

It is a good deal, but the place has all the warmth of a Walmart break room.

[QUOTE=Deypsh;6346232]She was a real diamond. It's too bad that place shut down.[/QUOTE]Do you know what happened? They had quite an operation there.

[QUOTE=AnthonyPat11;6348701]Do you know what happened? They had quite an operation there.[/QUOTE]From what I heard, long story short, boy meets girl, boy marries girl, boy and girl save up some money, boy and girl buy a rental house in the valley.

Boy decides to rent the place to a booker who runs a bordello out of the house.

Boy falls in love with one of the prostitutes and does not tell wife. Boy gets in fight with prostitute (maybe she was a non pro?) and tells booker to take the prostitute off the rotation.

Some how wife finds out that her husband is running a nondisclosed den of iniquity in their community property house (see California Family Code sections 721 and 1101 for the consequences of such nondisclosure). Wife demands the place be shut down.

Looking for any MP's that are known to offer BBBJ.

Hit the Wharf as a walk-in trying to get Kiki. No luck she's booked Solid with appointments. Tiffany was available and gave her a try. Great massage but she kept answering the door. My 45 minutes went over an hour with all the start and stops. She also decided to negotiate / up sell mid stroke, which I didn't appreciate. The extra time made my meter expire and I got to ticket to boot! Probably won't go back without setting up appointment with Kiki in advance.

[QUOTE=SeaHawks22;6349058]Hit the Wharf as a walk-in trying to get Kiki. No luck she's booked Solid with appointments. Tiffany was available and gave her a try. Great massage but she kept answering the door. My 45 minutes went over an hour with all the start and stops. She also decided to negotiate / up sell mid stroke, which I didn't appreciate. The extra time made my meter expire and I got to ticket to boot! Probably won't go back without setting up appointment with Kiki in advance.[/QUOTE]If by Kiki you mean the mamasan, that is pretty sad if she is booked.

Tiffany has all the romance of a step sister studying to be a nun. Kind of a dumpy body, and way too "you all right baby" and "you got such big cock honey" -.

The only girls there worth it are Dora and Yuyu and maybe Cynthia, she is the poorman's Dora.

As for a ticket, you must not be from the westside. If there ever is free parking you take it even if you have to walk. There is free parking at the parking lot on Broxton and Wilshire, not 200 meters from the wharf. Unless you are a fat monger who bangs hot young Asians on Sawtelle, you can walk. Not sure if you can park in the back of wharf.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6349460]If by Kiki you mean the mamasan, that is pretty sad if she is booked.

Tiffany has all the romance of a step sister studying to be a nun. Kind of a dumpy body, and way too "you all right baby" and "you got such big cock honey" -.

The only girls there worth it are Dora and Yuyu and maybe Cynthia, she is the poorman's Dora.

As for a ticket, you must not be from the westside. If there ever is free parking you take it even if you have to walk. There is free parking at the parking lot on Broxton and Wilshire, not 200 meters from the wharf. Unless you are a fat monger who bangs hot young Asians on Sawtelle, you can walk. Not sure if you can park in the back of wharf.[/QUOTE]No worries. They told me they have a spot.

[QUOTE=Domino727;6350926]No worries. They told me they have a spot.[/QUOTE]Did you park in back of Dora?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6351093]Did you park in back of Dora?[/QUOTE]But she did let me feel her naked ass. As smooth as a GOP congressman.

But she told me no prodding with my fingers down her ass crack.

But I have the feeling that with just the right amount of benjis, she will "crack".

[QUOTE=Domino727;6351562]But she did let me feel her naked ass. As smooth as a GOP congressman.

But she told me no prodding with my fingers down her ass crack.

But I have the feeling that with just the right amount of benjis, she will "crack".[/QUOTE]Did she give you any idea of her schedule or of the meaning of those terrible tattoos.

I wharfed it over the weekend.

The staff was Susan, Kiki, and Yuyu.

When I walked in Kiki was sitting down with a fuck who looked like former VP pence, I guess he was pissed off that sasabune was closed and wanted some of that chinchilla meat that was being cooked by the staff.

I asked for Yuyu. I have no idea why, but I think Kiki likes me and she ushered me in to meet with my hot young asian Yuyu. She did not even collect a fee.

I bumped into Yuyu and I was so confused from the blood rushing to my groin, I barely could choose between room 2 or 3. I entered room 3 and in a major break of protocol, handed Yu yu the 40 door fee.

I proceeded to get undressed and although I made record time, Yuyu barged in just as my dick broke free of my chonies. I asked her to come back in a second. I then proceeded to get face down and yelled, come and get it in Chinese.

She came in and noted that I had not seen her in a long time. She asked soft medium or hard and I said I just wanted her to be gentle to my crack. She took off the towel, and it was game on.

There was no massage and I have already noted that on my yelp review. She did not use oil on my back and simply caressed my balls like she was making garlic knots. She grabbed my penor from underneath until I was so hard that my dick touched the center of the earth.

I turned over, she still wore a mask, and this time did not take off any clothes. But her dick work and anal teasing was spectacular. She went slow, she juggled my balls and knew not to insert her entire arm up my shitter.

She said that I was hard and as I neared closer to the end, I let the expletives fly. I was like oh fuck and ah fuck and um fuck.

And then she started, and it was not you so strong superman, no, this was real shit you know what I am saying. She said you going to fucken cum and you want to fuck and you are fucking hard. She did not stop until I had to call the obscenity monitor.

I was properly drained and gave her 100.

She is only there on the weekends. Next time I am going to bring some toys.

[QUOTE=DasBunka;6342453]I can second what BC said. Natalie is solid and May is worth a try as well. She has 2 days off during the week and not tall. Darker complexion with nice tits and great nips. I also tried Ava who is decent looking but terrible attitude and service. Personally, not a fan of Jenny either.[/QUOTE]Wish I'd seen your comment earlier. Tried the place this weekend amidst the heavy storm and only Ava was available. Decent body, natural B-cups with a tight ass. Supposedly 26-30. Passable back-walking skills but nothing fancy. Horrible attitude when it comes to extra. Quoted me 300 for CFS. So no thank you.

Does anyone frequent any Thai AMPs that also provide FS? LA or SFV?