Streetwalker Reports

After driving threw the barron waste lands of phillips, beaver,: and sanjaun I find myself in the ville an doing the hooker 500 feeling like mad max because it to is a barron waste land. And right when I say fk it an head back to civilization who do I see short blond reminisce of a pawg (she has lost wieght).

If you like older skilled woman, with a THROAT to go broke for she is the one. After entering the terro dome (my back seat) the battle begians lots of ball lick an suck slow deep mouth thrust while I massage that clean ball kitty an watch that ass giggle she looks up at me a says FUCK me I want you! So beeing the gentleman I am I had to oblige her request an strap up an put her in the pretzel. For some good deep slow stroking with her ankles by her ears until her legs start to quiver an shake an then came the hammer of Thor! Untill my cup runith over. After dropping her off by the senoco I see short brunette holy an another curly haird dirty blond. Great hump day start.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2601039]Who do I talk to around here about not being able to log in for USA provider ads. Its suposed to be the same log in information.

[blue]Use the contact us link on the other site. Hint; Registering on the other site would be a good first step.

[url]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/signup.html[/url]

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Awesome, thanks. I'm 90% sure I got it figured out thanks to this.

Yesterday morning around 530 am I was driving around. I saw this dirty blonde hair thin girl at 48th and Main. I though she was Lindsey but I was wrong. She jumps in the car and she introduced herself as Jordan. She doesn't look bad. Good personality and no rush. Nice grip on BBjCIM. Pretty good job, affordable and did some trick with her front teeth. Anyway I would repeat if I find her again.

[QUOTE=PetterPetter;2602285]After driving threw the barron waste lands of phillips, beaver,: and sanjaun I find myself in the ville an doing the hooker 500 feeling like mad max because it to is a barron waste land. And right when I say fk it an head back to civilization who do I see short blond reminisce of a pawg (she has lost wieght).

If you like older skilled woman, with a THROAT to go broke for she is the one. After entering the terro dome (my back seat) the battle begians lots of ball lick an suck slow deep mouth thrust while I massage that clean ball kitty an watch that ass giggle she looks up at me a says FUCK me I want you! So beeing the gentleman I am I had to oblige her request an strap up an put her in the pretzel. For some good deep slow stroking with her ankles by her ears until her legs start to quiver an shake an then came the hammer of Thor! Untill my cup runith over. After dropping her off by the senoco I see short brunette holy an another curly haird dirty blond. Great hump day start.[/QUOTE]Pp bro. You going hard lately. I think I'm about to pass you the torch. I'm tryna take a break but deez hoes keep calling my phone.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2602707]Awesome, thanks. I'm 90% sure I got it figured out thanks to this.[/QUOTE]You did get it figured out and I think your ad is rather well done. Nice pics as well.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2602842]Pp bro. You going hard lately. I think I'm about to pass you the torch. I'm tryna take a break but deez hoes keep calling my phone.[/QUOTE]In the words of Bone Thugs ITS TBE FIRST IF THE MONTH.

[quote=petterpetter;2603262]in the words of bone thugs its tbe first if the month.[/quote]it aint trickin' if you got it!

Ran in to Christine nice girl but hi as hell and tripping about some guy following her. Nice BBBJ till she threw up in my lap. Fucking gross. She said she was a stripper at Scores. And also she normally works off New kings only fingered pussy a bit but seemed tight bald and clean she also said she would go Greek.

Caught up with Cuba all I can say is the girl BBBJ out does porn and she doesn't quit until the sprung leak has no more leakage. Now have to get her and Alyssa together for a suck off.

[QUOTE=PussyTamer;2604045]Ran in to Christine nice girl but hi as hell and tripping about some guy following her. Nice BBBJ till she threw up in my lap. Fucking gross. She said she was a stripper at Scores. And also she normally works off New kings only fingered pussy a bit but seemed tight bald and clean she also said she would go Greek.[/QUOTE]I would be afraid to go Greek she may poop on you.

I'm sorry fellow Swan lovers but I have no love for Angie in Hooterville. She is desperate chick jumped I my car told her get the fuck out she say 2. 5 jacks for her time I let her know her time will have at the clinic with all the shit in her face and lips tryn to cover it with cakes of makeup but can't hide dirtiness but, just steps out yelling why'all mf cheap bastards and walks off not closing my door attempted to run her ass over but used my better judgement the ***** kicks my door closed leaving a dent, I jump out to approach her she yells to the top of her lungs somebody help me repeatedly, and some dumb ass monger got a great show and then drives off with crazy ass this girl is fuckn looney fellow Swan lovers be careful of this crazy SW but when I see her I'm beating that ass.

[QUOTE=GottERdon34;2604290]I'm sorry fellow Swan lovers but I have no love for Angie in Hooterville. She is desperate chick jumped I my car told her get the fuck out she say 2. 5 jacks for her time I let her know her time will have at the clinic with all the shit in her face and lips tryn to cover it with cakes of makeup but can't hide dirtiness but, just steps out yelling why'all mf cheap bastards and walks off not closing my door attempted to run her ass over but used my better judgement the ***** kicks my door closed leaving a dent, I jump out to approach her she yells to the top of her lungs somebody help me repeatedly, and some dumb ass monger got a great show and then drives off with crazy ass this girl is fuckn looney fellow Swan lovers be careful of this crazy SW but when I see her I'm beating that ass.[/QUOTE]Ok. I understand you mad bro. But I would advise you to let it go. Damage (to your car) is done. Revenge at worth the possible trouble it may bring you. A SW ain't got much to lose. Can you say the same? Be easy.

Yesterday at lunchtime.

Sorry for the late report bros. Got a little busy yesterday. Short thick dark / black haird pawg black tank top nips pokeing out blue an white daisy dukes pawg ass an titties that stopped traffic an mad the vaulters circle an circle. Not sure if she was working or not because including myself three others tried to scoop while she went from andys back to her room directly across the street. Damn I wanted that one in the words of poni I was scrapping all change an shiting out tbe letus famn near went in to oder a samich to try an get her. Any info she kinda reminded me of a darby build short an thick.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2604473]Ok. I understand you mad bro. But I would advise you to let it go. Damage (to your car) is done. Revenge at worth the possible trouble it may bring you. A SW ain't got much to lose. Can you say the same? Be easy.[/QUOTE]When I know they have the potential of having such volatile behavior and to prevent them from damaging my car, I tell them we need to buy some raincoats- take her to store- give her, lets say, $1. 50- once they exit the car and go in store, I leave. This way you don't have to worry about them slamming doors and breaking windows or other damage to your car. I hate when these biatches slam my car door when they get upset! Like CB1 said, she has nothing to lose so don't even put yourself in that situation.

Fixing the dent may cost you a few hundred but if you get into a physical altercation that lands you in jail, by the time you bond out, pay attorneys fees, the embarrassment, and everything else, you'll be glad to have paid for the dent. But, it's up to you how you want to handle it.

Spotted a WSW in the area of O'Steen yesterday. Stopped to give her a lift, did not have time to partake. Said her name was Crystal, somewhat cute, 5'7" or so cute body. Gave her a ride to the store, said she left her phone in a friends car, so no digits. Anyone know who this girl is, and any info?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Smokie1201;2604964]Spotted a WSW in the area of O'Steen yesterday. Stopped to give her a lift, did not have time to partake. Said her name was Crystal, somewhat cute, 5'7" or so cute body. Gave her a ride to the store, said she left her phone in a friends car, so no digits. Anyone know who this girl is, and any info?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hooterville Crystal. She cool. I've seen her about 5 times over the past year. I only repeat when it's worth it. Ghostxx been looking for another shot at her.

[QUOTE=Ddiggler;2604287]I would be afraid to go Greek she may poop on you.[/QUOTE]What? Why afraid? That's the best part, getting corn kernels out from the mud hole. LOL.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2601825]No! MJ is 18 brunette about 5'10 very thin 105 lbs (NO Bolt-ons).[/QUOTE]I know who he is talking about, I've dealt with her on many occasions but damn can't think of her name. Blk hair very thin with bolt-ons and homeless. She is actually from H-ville. She probably was on her pipe if she was acting sprung and she's wayyyyy too old to be MJ. Hell if you catch her again, get her to take out the falses and then oh my my my. She's one whom can hold a conversation and isn't a bad chill girl if you're in to that. Sorry I can't think of her name. I've even ckd a couple of voicemails from her hoping she left name but didn't. Go drop your boat in the river at the boat ramp and you should find her. I can say she's never been drama in my presence. Just. 02.

Does any body on here know from experience what will happen if you get caught picking up a SW?

[QUOTE=GottERDon34;2604290]I'm sorry fellow Swan lovers but I have no love for Angie in Hooterville. She is desperate chick jumped I my car told her get the fuck out she say 2. 5 jacks for her time I let her know her time will have at the clinic with all the shit in her face and lips tryn to cover it with cakes of makeup but can't hide dirtiness but, just steps out yelling why'all mf cheap bastards and walks off not closing my door attempted to run her ass over but used my better judgement the ***** kicks my door closed leaving a dent, I jump out to approach her she yells to the top of her lungs somebody help me repeatedly, and some dumb ass monger got a great show and then drives off with crazy ass this girl is fuckn looney fellow Swan lovers be careful of this crazy SW but when I see her I'm beating that ass.[/QUOTE]Sorry you had the drama. But reading it. I got say that is some funny sh*t. Maybe one day you can look back and laugh, but for keeping your head let it go! Chalk it up as a learning experience.

I see Jen 2 is back from her JSO cruise. Anybody seen her. She back to her old area of residence?

Mr see.

[QUOTE=MrC;2605722]I see Jen 2 is back from her JSO cruise. Anybody seen her. She back to her old area of residence?

Mr see.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen but I know where she staying. It's not a motel but it's in the general area of Lane ave.

CB1.

Street be talking to me.

Jen 2 has finished her JSO cruse. Has anyone seen her at her old stroll.

Mr see.

Got lucky early this morning and spotted her leaving the kangaroo. Scooped her up, said she left phone in someone car. She put on a little weight as it went to her hips on legs. Went to my spot, got slow vaccum cleaning, some ball licking then tight kitty smashing for 2 Jacksons. Her kitty is so tight.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2604996]Hooterville Crystal. She cool. I've seen her about 5 times over the past year. I only repeat when it's worth it. Ghostxx been looking for another shot at her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605725]I haven't seen but I know where she staying. It's not a motel but it's in the general area of Lane ave.

CB1.

Street be talking to me.[/QUOTE]I know you said you have a S. O. So how you keep up with all these damn girls names homie? LOL. Either u have them written down somewhere with their names, locations, and a description of them or u have an incredible ability to compartmentalize these chicks from your SO. I be forgetting dem shits soon as they get out my car. LOL. I haven't even hit up the street scene in months cause I just bought a house. But I am getting antsy. My monger wife is retiring and my wife is getting boring LOL. So imma need more relief soon. Lmao.

[QUOTE=Anonymous123;2606291]I know you said you have a S. O. So how you keep up with all these damn girls names homie? LOL. Either u have them written down somewhere with their names, locations, and a description of them or u have an incredible ability to compartmentalize these chicks from your SO. I be forgetting dem shits soon as they get out my car. LOL. I haven't even hit up the street scene in months cause I just bought a house. But I am getting antsy. My monger wife is retiring and my wife is getting boring LOL. So imma need more relief soon. Lmao.[/QUOTE]This hobby has been my getaway from my real life. I have a good memory especially for names and faces of women. And Hoe problems, ain't no problem. But S. O. Problems can be solved by hoes. I'm a few days from being free. Then I can hunt civilians too.

I got a few provider friends. No monger phone and they respect my personal life. Texts always ok. They keep me in the loop. I even got a line too the gray bar so I hear who coming and going lately.

Scooped up Mary Jane on San Juan a couple days ago around 530 am. First time meeting her, she claims to be 18 and living with her Dad nearby. Decided to go for BBBJ because of time constraints. Her head game was good but felt kinda rushed. She didn't seem high but she did state its harder for her to get high anymore on her favorite powder and plant. During the mic check she kept asking if she could work my stick with her hand, so I put her mouth where it belonged but she kept trying to talk to me while doing her mic work, it was a little distracting / annoying. Overall I would pick her up again because one cannot be to petty but would ask her not to try and talk with a full mouth. She wanted to make. 40 but gave her. 25 instead. Sweet girl, can hold a conversation, will pick up again. Stay Safe Stang.

[QUOTE=JaxStang13;2606831]Scooped up Mary Jane on San Juan a couple days ago around 530 am. First time meeting her, she claims to be 18 and living with her Dad nearby. Decided to go for BBBJ because of time constraints. Her head game was good but felt kinda rushed. She didn't seem high but she did state its harder for her to get high anymore on her favorite powder and plant. During the mic check she kept asking if she could work my stick with her hand, so I put her mouth where it belonged but she kept trying to talk to me while doing her mic work, it was a little distracting / annoying. Overall I would pick her up again because one cannot be to petty but would ask her not to try and talk with a full mouth. She wanted to make. 40 but gave her. 25 instead. Sweet girl, can hold a conversation, will pick up again. Stay Safe Stang.[/QUOTE]MJ does stay with her dad off Lake Shore and she is 18. She is so young but been in the game for like 3 years. SMH. FYI her nose candy habit is why she rushes because she has a hard time breathing out her nose. It's like she has a permanent runny nose. She said I am the only person to ever notice that she can't breath good during BJ. That's why the rush. I told her she need to learn to stick shift to catch air. And stop asking "are you almost there?" But she hard headed like normal teens.

Looking to do some vocal preaching in Cuba. Anyone got good contact info?

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2606940]Looking to do some vocal preaching in Cuba. Anyone got good contact info?[/QUOTE]I sent you her math!

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2606940]Looking to do some vocal preaching in Cuba. Anyone got good contact info?[/QUOTE]She's posting on BP now. Just search Cuba.

Anybody seen or have digits on Crystal from hooterville?