Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=Joshu64;3234178]Which pictures are you talking about? The only pic on the ad of a person does not belong to her (Search it on google and you will see what I mean).[/QUOTE]I'm talking about the one in the ad. Like I said, she's lighter skinned than the pic in the ad, but she still looks as good as whoever is pictured in the pic.

[QUOTE=Rianrav;3233636]Has anyone been to Mali Thai on northwestern.[/QUOTE]Tried this place once. Didn't catch providers name. Typical middle age thick Asian. Good massage, not therapeutic, but enjoyable. Towel draping over the midsection. No joy on the flip. I won't be going back.

I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;3235153]I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]You forgot to mention that directly across from the elementary school there is an oakland county sherrifs sub station.

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;3235153]I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]I've been there twice as mentioned earlier and it was DIY and even that wasn't super easy to achieve. Same for Mulan on the north side of M-59, been there at least a half dozen times and nothing but DIY.

That being the case, as long as they aren't offering HE I think they'll last just fine. Nothing illegal about a dude finishing himself right?

[QUOTE=FloppyMcStiffy;3233350]That is not the one I was referring to. It's in the strip mall with the post office. I'll try and stop by later this week and see what's going on. These massage parlors are like cell phone stores, there's one on every corner now.[/QUOTE][URL]http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/5959540523.html[/URL]

This place has been there I'm pretty sure over 2 years. I would love to hear how it goes. I have not gone in because it seems like its just legit. But if it is a good place and everyone leaves happy. I can walk to it!!

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;3235153]I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]I drove by that place Thanksgiving Day and it was open for business. There was one customer car parked out front.

Anyone ever been to Tijuana spa on van dyke? Couple good looking ladies there on the massage section of bo. Any intel?

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Went here a couple days ago. The place was dead and the girl- somewhat cute American-ized looking early 30's Asian chick said that business was slow. I had been here 2 x before and had a positive experience. In between the time I walked in and finally got into the massage room after shower and spa, I had to wait 2 x while my girl was busy (and I heard toilets flushing).

The table shower was good, she wasn't shy at all and the massage initially showed she had no real massage skills yet. She was new and was all over the place. Typically I like AMPs because I'm not dealing with a metro Detroit crackhead BP girl, I get a decent massage along with some aggressive pounding. Throughout the hour that I was at Brownstone, she gone for 3-4 x (probably peeing) and when the lights dimmed down and she undressed, she looked pregnant. She kept drinking water- to stay hydrated - all traits of a preggo chick. She looked like 5-7 months along. Still B cup titties but clear definition of not just a gut, but a baby gut (don't call me clueless. I have 2 kids so I have experience with this).

She is new and is trained to get as much $$ as possible but for you ass-clowns that are giving Asian housewives $1. 2 to 1. 4 for FS, STOP, go home and jerk off in the mirror. You are fucking things up for us. So, I get treated like a total cheap ass for giving her $ for FS and she refuses / ignores the BBBJ and goes straight to putting on the rubber and she puts a wad of lube up her vag. I, of course test the waters and see if she will allow me to fuck her ass but she gets real defensive. I don't know if it was that, or just her protecting her womb from awesomely sculpted 265 lb frame (LOL) but she had her right hand the whole time down in her bag, protecting her vag or somehow blocking her asshole. I told her to stop with the hand shit. I went limp as a chimp 2 x, used 2 covers and banged her for a good 10+ minutes until I gave up and was continuously criticizing her for "sucking at fucking". I wanted her to leave the room and get my $$ back so I could just jerk off onto the dimly lit floor (sorry bros) but she called me fat and made fun of Stanley (my power tool). I don't take shit from people so despite pounding her presumably preggo pussy, I procured my precious $ back. Mamasan knocked on the door and wanted to know what the commotion was about. Preggo was hysterical and I was calm and collected and in a nice but stern manner demanded my $ back. She stared into my eyes and said that she knows me. She honored my request. I said that I would be back to spend my $$ there, but not with that chick- she's no good.

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Had a dream about Nikki recently. In the dream, she had a decent location in a private office suite. She responded quickly to my initial phone call and then texted from there.

Rates 60/90 for hh / hr massage, 150 for hr bodyslide / nuru.

Room itself is decently clean, a little sparse. Massage table is set up and Nikki lays down clean towels for you to lie on.

Also, Nikki does live up to the pics, Smoking hot AA girl, nice naturals, perfectly flat stomach and nice toned ass. A bit lighter-skinned than the picture. Small and petite.

While I've never had a true, 100% legit nuru, this is probably as close as I've come, and it was excellent. She starts off with a great massage using lots of unscented baby oil. As I chose the nuru, she was down to just panties. She worked her way up my legs to my back, and gradually began incorporating more and more of a bodyslide until she got up on the table and slid herself all over me. The massage was pretty damn good overall. Not the best therapeutic massage (but still surprisingly good), but in terms of relaxation and what I was there for, it was excellent. She also allowed touching. I ran my hands over her ass and legs and there was no objection. After a solid 45 minutes of massage, she had me flip over and started massaging my front. She did a great job teasing and then slipped on a rubber glove for the finale. She also slipped off her panties and let me roam while she took care of business.

Quite the gem, honestly. Amazing demeanor, friendly as hell, enthusiastic, hot as balls. May be a little steep, but well worth it IMO. Until someone can find a "true" nuru anywhere in the area, Nikki's the best around.[/QUOTE]I keep reading reviews about this girl but I had a very different experience than all of you. I was excited to try her after reading how attractive everyone has said that she is, so I scheduled an hour massage. When I showed up to her location (large four-story business complex) she gave me the exact location on the second floor. Upon entering the room I saw what I honestly would describe as a very average looking African American girl who is probably around 27 years old. Unless I got a different provider (which I would be surprised because I specifically asked her before meeting up if there is more than one provider, and she said absolutely not she works alone) then I completely disagree with your description of her being "smoking hot. " I would guess the provider that I saw was maybe 5"4' and 120 lbs, not overweight by any means but definitely not a "perfectly flat stomach. " She also had a pretty saggy chest area. I either have very different standards than others (as there have been many reviews saying similar positive things about this provider) or I got a different girl. The girl I saw was very obviously not the girl in the picture. Just wanted to provide my review so others aren't convinced to go see her based on the other rave reviews of her.

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;3235153]I went by this place today and there is NO way in Hell I'd ever step foot in there. It is directly in front of Milford High School and about 100 yards north of an Elementary school. How long is that place going to be open? I can't believe it lasted a week let alone a day!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]Why not, they don't do outdoor massages do they?

[QUOTE=MarkoFromTrpja;3236205]Anyone ever been to Tijuana spa on van dyke? Couple good looking ladies there on the massage section of bo. Any intel?[/QUOTE]Every review says legit, no HE.

[QUOTE=TheDee;3236257]I keep reading reviews about this girl but I had a very different experience than all of you. I was excited to try her after reading how attractive everyone has said that she is, so I scheduled an hour massage. When I showed up to her location (large four-story business complex) she gave me the exact location on the second floor. Upon entering the room I saw what I honestly would describe as a very average looking African American girl who is probably around 27 years old. Unless I got a different provider (which I would be surprised because I specifically asked her before meeting up if there is more than one provider, and she said absolutely not she works alone) then I completely disagree with your description of her being "smoking hot. " I would guess the provider that I saw was maybe 5"4' and 120 lbs, not overweight by any means but definitely not a "perfectly flat stomach. " She also had a pretty saggy chest area. I either have very different standards than others (as there have been many reviews saying similar positive things about this provider) or I got a different girl. The girl I saw was very obviously not the girl in the picture. Just wanted to provide my review so others aren't convinced to go see her based on the other rave reviews of her.[/QUOTE]How was the massage? BJ? FS?

[QUOTE=Mmis90;3236671]How was the massage? BJ? FS?[/QUOTE]The massage was okay, relaxing but not therapeutic. She offered a HE but I declined. Not sure about anything else she offers.

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Got bored last night decided to try somewhere new tbh I didn't really research too much it was late so I decided to check out Therapeutic Massage on Merriman definitely legit no HE but the massage was actually amazing so it wasn't a complete waste.

[QUOTE=Mmis90;3236671]How was the massage? BJ? FS?[/QUOTE]You never know about this game we are playing, that's why we keep cumming back for more! LOL Thnks, she was on the top of my list for my MO-TOWN fuck weekend, looks are a great thing but, I want to know how the massage, rest of the time, was? Do you really think you would get that"pic girl" for $150?(cum on Brothers)! The old man once told me, "the hotter the looks, the sooner Jr. Gives up to the face!" drk.

Anyone try this befor?

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Here is my two cents on SUPA Wellness.

I have been here multiple times and find the providers to be good. My last provider was April. I would guess her age was about early 30's and a very nice body. The back massage was very average. (7 out of 10). On the flip was UTC and OTC and the finished with a HE. The damages was typical for services provided. No other services were provided or implied. I am planning on being a repeat customer.

I really do not think the pics are real but here the BP Ad for your reference [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-young-gorgeous-do-not-miss-real-pics/27194462[/URL].

[QUOTE=TugHunter;3234741]Tried this place once. Didn't catch providers name. Typical middle age thick Asian. Good massage, not therapeutic, but enjoyable. Towel draping over the midsection. No joy on the flip. I won't be going back.[/QUOTE]Is it required to tip for legit. How much, if so. Thanks bro.

[QUOTE=FlipFan;3175069]I had a awful massage and a no interest at all HJ at the one in the holiday plaza. Would never go back.[/QUOTE]I agree the parlor in holiday plaza is very overrated.

[QUOTE=Ehssantalal;3237551]Anyone try this befor?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-young-gorgeous-do-not-miss-real-pics/27194462[/URL][/QUOTE]I was one of the first customers at this place. I have repeated, although less frequently now as the girls are not as young, not as hot, and less willing to give what I'm looking for without a HUGE tip. The girls are still younger and prettier than most AMP girls, but attitude counts for something in my book. When I'm on the table, I'm looking for an experience that leaves me feeling like she likes her job. I leave happy, but unhappy about the negotiations and the girls attitude.

[QUOTE=TugHunter;3237784]I was one of the first customers at this place. I have repeated, although less frequently now as the girls are not as young, not as hot, and less willing to give what I'm looking for without a HUGE tip. The girls are still younger and prettier than most AMP girls, but attitude counts for something in my book. When I'm on the table, I'm looking for an experience that leaves me feeling like she likes her job. I leave happy, but unhappy about the negotiations and the girls attitude.[/QUOTE]Thats the problem, they HATE their job. As I keep saying, its about money and nothing else. Most are married women and certainly not looking for a boyfriend. . as I have said many times, tips dictate the talent in the area. These girls all know one another from New York. . the word goes around that customers in Michigan are cheap and wala, you have older, uglier workers because the young talent won't come here.

It would be easy to believe this had I not done some travelling but. I don't get it. I've taken my cheap Michigan ass to other parts of the country and found 2 things: a variety of girls old and young (mostly old), and the same expectations for rates and tips.

The only exception is Vegas where all bets are off. Pun intended. But even Vegas has AMPs with a scene similar to here including rates / tips.

[QUOTE=HeeJung47;3238638]Thats the problem, they HATE their job. As I keep saying, its about money and nothing else. Most are married women and certainly not looking for a boyfriend. . as I have said many times, tips dictate the talent in the area. These girls all know one another from New York. . the word goes around that customers in Michigan are cheap and wala, you have older, uglier workers because the young talent won't come here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Averily;3238842]It would be easy to believe this had I not done some travelling but. I don't get it. I've taken my cheap Michigan ass to other parts of the country and found 2 things: a variety of girls old and young (mostly old), and the same expectations for rates and tips.

The only exception is Vegas where all bets are off. Pun intended. But even Vegas has AMPs with a scene similar to here including rates / tips.[/QUOTE]Averily, you are 100% right! I to do a lot of traveling for my Buss. And you can, after many years of, wasted money, time, pics, know what type of provider, the cost, tip, services, you are going to get, expect, from the loct. Before you read any board reviews. That being said why do we keep cumming back for more? ,When I go to a AMP, my head game is to learn about them: money, tip, what makes them suck, fuck, they are older, from New York, 2 kids, left there kids, family, to make money in the USA, not interested in us, sex, sucking your cock, fucking your ass, just the tip! (Most So why do we keep cumming back? These providers haven't really been fucked in years! "Dump, go", really isn't a good fuck you know! Drk.

I went about a month ago and this is probably one of my go-tos that is actually somewhat close to me. Most women are typical AMP age (40's) but they give great massages, a fair amount of teasing and typical HE. Haven't tried for more but I'm guessing that is an uphill battle.

Have done some OTC action, haven't really gone UTC yet but it is possible.

80 hr and 40 for the tip because the massage is just so good.

Traveled to M-1 twice during the last 3 weeks. Enough of you guys said enough good things about Yellow that had to see myself. Did find her attractive with just my body type. Decent massage (with her clothed) with an oral ending (she undressed at the flip) that unfortunately was a little on the toothy side. Still a decent enough time so I returned a few weeks later.

Second visit decided to play first and massage second in hopes we'd finish as we started. Plan didn't work out exactly that way as nothing was offered after the massage other than a time to go feeling. I didn't have my watch so not sure how much time may have been left but don't think I had been there but 45 minutes. Got the feeling they were a little busy and she had another room to visit. Also, she called herself Shampoo this time which got me wondering if Shampoo and Yellow are the same person or twins? Sure thought she was the person I saw the first time who said she was yellow. Any comments from you guys on this would be appreciated. All in all, a decent place except that it was a little on the chilly side. 130 total to mamasan both times.

[QUOTE=Perusing;3238976]Traveled to M-1 twice during the last 3 weeks. Enough of you guys said enough good things about Yellow that had to see myself. Did find her attractive with just my body type. Decent massage (with her clothed) with an oral ending (she undressed at the flip) that unfortunately was a little on the toothy side. Still a decent enough time so I returned a few weeks later.

Second visit decided to play first and massage second in hopes we'd finish as we started. Plan didn't work out exactly that way as nothing was offered after the massage other than a time to go feeling. I didn't have my watch so not sure how much time may have been left but don't think I had been there but 45 minutes. Got the feeling they were a little busy and she had another room to visit. Also, she called herself Shampoo this time which got me wondering if Shampoo and Yellow are the same person or twins? Sure thought she was the person I saw the first time who said she was yellow. Any comments from you guys on this would be appreciated. All in all, a decent place except that it was a little on the chilly side. 130 total to mamasan both times.[/QUOTE]Yellow and Shampoo are the same person. She used to go by Shampoo then switched names awhile back. Using either name gets her though.

Next time try Annie. Very petite, nice fake cans, and just as much fun (although her English is not that good).

[QUOTE=Rianrav;3237690]Is it required to tip for legit. How much, if so. Thanks bro.[/QUOTE]I feel a tip is always customary. I usually tip 20 for legit, drop it to 10 if poor quality legit. Tip $30 or $40 if I'm smiling by the end- sometimes more for extraordinary effort or if I get to spend time with their goodies. I don't tip extra if she's hot, I figure that's a consideration of repeat visits since I don't typically go back to see old hags. I never give extra if they give me the sad face when I give them the tip, I just never go back to see them. Lots of places to visit and new girls every few months. I always try to take into account that I've had FS visits with reasonably hot girls that act like they like the job for 140 to 150, so that establishes the upper limit. The cost is not the issue for me, it's value for the money. I could get an unenthusiastic, uninterested dead fish experience at home but choose to seek out the illusion of happier times.

[QUOTE=Philiip214;3238968]I went about a month ago and this is probably one of my go-tos that is actually somewhat close to me. Most women are typical AMP age (40's) but they give great massages, a fair amount of teasing and typical HE. Haven't tried for more but I'm guessing that is an uphill battle.

Have done some OTC action, haven't really gone UTC yet but it is possible.

80 hr and 40 for the tip because the massage is just so good.[/QUOTE]I have been there over 5 times and always left satisfied with the massage and the ending. Both are high quality.

[QUOTE=HeeJung47;3238638]Thats the problem, they HATE their job. As I keep saying, its about money and nothing else. Most are married women and certainly not looking for a boyfriend. . as I have said many times, tips dictate the talent in the area. These girls all know one another from New York. . the word goes around that customers in Michigan are cheap and wala, you have older, uglier workers because the young talent won't come here.[/QUOTE]Whether they HATE the job or not, they need to leave the customer with the fantasy that they LOVE the job or they won't get much repeat business. I tend to search for a provider that acts the part, then stick with her until she stops. Bobbie at Majic Health for example. Jenny at Hawaii in Lansing for another example.

I have yet to read of the NY spa that is filled with fresh faced 18 year olds that give pornstar performances (at any price). I'd like to know the name of it, and I'll schedule an extended trip to NYC.

Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=TugHunter;3239105]Whether they HATE the job or not, they need to leave the customer with the fantasy that they LOVE the job or they won't get much repeat business. I tend to search for a provider that acts the part, then stick with her until she stops. Bobbie at Majic Health for example. Jenny at Hawaii in Lansing for another example.

I have yet to read of the NY spa that is filled with fresh faced 18 year olds that give pornstar performances (at any price). I'd like to know the name of it, and I'll schedule an extended trip to NYC.

Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Bobbie was awesome. My first AMP experience.

[QUOTE=Mmis90;3239421]Bobbie was awesome. My first AMP experience.[/QUOTE]I agree with some of that. But tell that to the girls. FYI, most asian women don't like sex to begin with, so it makes them hate the job even more. As far as spas in NY, theres over 1700 massage parlors there. Good luck. Just telling you that we are one of the states where the girls don't want to come and alot of it has to do with the tipping. I don't make the rules. Sorry.

[QUOTE=Dennerb;3239079]I have been there over 5 times and always left satisfied with the massage and the ending. Both are high quality.[/QUOTE]This spa now features the best looking girls in the area. Yoko, ruby, and lisa are all pretty, slim, give great service and are worth every penny.

[QUOTE=HeeJung47;3239629]This spa now features the best looking girls in the area. Yoko, ruby, and lisa are all pretty, slim, give great service and are worth every penny.[/QUOTE]Ignore this guy. He's a troll and a phony. Doesn't know what he's talking about.

I had been planning on trying the thai massage place in keego harbor today but when I got there, there was two guys on scaffolding directly above the door. I had been wanting to try keyla (goes by Kay in her more recent ads) so I exchanged a few texts with her and headed to southfield. She works out of apartment building, which appears to also be her residence. She greeted me at the door and I must say she is really attractive. She did not have green hair as she does in the pic and she's a little on the thicker side but I was pleasantly surprised that she actually looked like the pic. She led me to a room where she has a massage table right next to her bed. She told me to get undressed and lie on the table draped or undraped. She gave a relaxing massage, which wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but it was nice. About half way through she started brushing the twins "accidentally". I gave her the traditional lift of the butt to let her know it was ok. After that she did quite a bit of teasing of the balls, butt and shaft. She did allow some over the clothes roaming. Twice I tried to put my hand down the front of her pants, but she politely moved my hand back to her ass. After the flip she continued with some light massaging of my chest and legs. She then gave me a really nice HE. During the finish she popped the top to reveal some really nice, rather large tits. Also, While I was cumming she smiled, indicating she was as pleased with the job she had done as I was. Overall she seemed like a really sweet girl. I felt really comfortable with her, no negotiating for a tip and she didn't seem to hate what she does. I will repeat in the future. The only real downside for me was that she uses a lot of baby oil and didn't do a great job cleaning it up. If you go be prepared to leave oily. The damage was $. 80 and I gave her $. 40 for the tip. She never counted the money while I was there which I also thought was a nice touch. She gave me a hug on the way out and asked me to come back again. Be nice to her if you go.

Anybody have any outcall massage experiences?

Very interested.

[QUOTE=Mrtim495;3190728]Sunny skies sounds nice. What was the damage there?[/QUOTE]80 for the hour and 4 p tip, I start laying up and she goes for a nice he with dirty talking then she moves to the massage. At the end she has you roll over again for a 2 ed pop, really skilled in the hand department.

Met Abby 2 weeks ago for a massage, damage is 100 flat for about 45 min at her house, nice area. Nice firm massage with lots of teasing toward the end, uses her nice long hair to tease as well as her huge tits. They're fake and massive but a little to firm for me. On the flip good handwork with porn star level dirty talking, then offered Russian which I gladly did till the pop, cleaned me up then I was on my way. Will repeat.

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