Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MarcMo;4621739]Great visit last night. Kelly is mid-twenties, maybe 5'5", a little thick and wears braces. Not a model but nice rack and full butt. Nice, friendly girl. Table shower thorough and sensual. Great massage, head to toe and almost too firm at times.

After $. 40 tip she ran her teddies over my back, giving gentle kisses all the way up and down, incredible teasing got me rock hard. Great head and she seemed to enjoy the FS as much as I did. Will repeat, highly recommend.[/QUOTE]You weren't kidding. She was amazing.

[QUOTE=McMuffins;4626204]Hey fellas,

Long time lurker first time poster. PM me with any suggestions for any improvements.

Visited LS over the weekend, called for Momo and was told she was on vacation so opted for and hr with Tutu. And oh boy she did not disappoint. In she walks tight body, tall (probably like 5'7), and full of energy. She instantly puts her arms around me gives me a nice smooch and grabs ol slim jimmy. This is before I even paid the standard. 70 house fee. Fee is paid walks me to the TS and the energy and vibes stay constant throughout. We were both goofing around with each other the whole time. After giving a nice thorough cleaning paying good attention to the boys we walk back to the room and I get one of the best massages I've ever gotten in a long time. I asked for medium soft pressure and she was spot on. Sat on my back and really worked my shoulders and neck. She even joked and said "You need to visit me more so you will be less tight". On flip opted for CFS. Hit that mish and dog pound to completion. Cleaned me up and finished up massage working my chest and thighs. Total damage $$ full hr received. Not sure if she will be gone when Momo gets back but def worth a visit ASAP.[/QUOTE]Is this the Momo that tells everyone she is from Las Vegas and her father just died and she seems so miserable LOL like late 20 early 30's.

Wow!

$200 for a nice table shower a nice massage and CFS with a 30 something nice looking Asian -.

And pampered for an hour. Sounds like a great time.

Congrats!

I'm normally a 30 MinuteMan and don't do hours but these days I'm becoming more and more inclined to do hours. I know.

An hour with a quality escort runs about $200 and since I can not do 2 pops in an hour -- I may as well start.

Visiting MPs for some relatively young and decent looking Asian flavor and get seriously pampered before I kill for at least 10-15 good minutes -.

And then get pampered some more. Before I leave. I think I'll try to do that. Every now and then.

Thanks for helping me see the light.

BTW.

I just did an escort hour with a 22 YO -undisputed. Fine -ass Latina lady for a total of $220 and had her act as.

A stand in for someone I maybe should have married 30 years ago and it was a real hoot LOL!

Thanks again!

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

[QUOTE=McMuffins;4626204]Hey fellas,

Long time lurker first time poster. PM me with any suggestions for any improvements.

Visited LS over the weekend, called for Momo and was told she was on vacation so opted for and hr with Tutu. And oh boy she did not disappoint. In she walks tight body, tall (probably like 5'7), and full of energy. She instantly puts her arms around me gives me a nice smooch and grabs ol slim jimmy. This is before I even paid the standard. 70 house fee. Fee is paid walks me to the TS and the energy and vibes stay constant throughout. We were both goofing around with each other the whole time. After giving a nice thorough cleaning paying good attention to the boys we walk back to the room and I get one of the best massages I've ever gotten in a long time. I asked for medium soft pressure and she was spot on. Sat on my back and really worked my shoulders and neck. She even joked and said "You need to visit me more so you will be less tight". On flip opted for CFS. Hit that mish and dog pound to completion. Cleaned me up and finished up massage working my chest and thighs. Total damage $$ full hr received. Not sure if she will be gone when Momo gets back but def worth a visit ASAP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CroftonCyber;4626443]Don't know how far it is from you. But Glen Burnie Acupressure (near Annapolis) gave a wonderful p-massage last time I was there.[/QUOTE]This would be Pepsi?

[QUOTE=SuperJimmy;4626803]Wow!

$200 for a nice table shower a nice massage and CFS with a 30 something nice looking Asian..[/QUOTE]I wonder if that included the $70 house fee. If so it was $270 total and he overpaid by fifty to sixty bucks. Standard FS tip is now $140 and house is either $70 or $80 for an hour. If it really was $200 total then good for him. He got her down from the expected $140 to $130. I still miss the days when FS was house fees plus a Benjamin.

[QUOTE=REdwards2231;4626772]Is this the Momo that tells everyone she is from Las Vegas and her father just died and she seems so miserable LOL like late 20 early 30's.[/QUOTE]Not that I know of. The Momo I had was energetic and funny.

[QUOTE=LesTosterone;4627096]This would be Pepsi?[/QUOTE]Yes. I saw Pepsi, she was a lot of fun.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;4627661]I wonder if that included the $70 house fee. If so it was $270 total and he overpaid by fifty to sixty bucks. Standard FS tip is now $140 and house is either $70 or $80 for an hour. If it really was $200 total then good for him. He got her down from the expected $140 to $130. I still miss the days when FS was house fees plus a Benjamin.[/QUOTE]I have never paid over 200 for AMP FS. Its 60 for the house fee and 140 tip nowadays. They will almost always take 100 if its all you got and you play dumb. I don't do this because its simply not cool. When you get top notch hotties like Apple at VIP it is a real value. In terms of price vs talent and consistency AMPs win hands down. The downside is also the consistency. It is generally the same experience and similar rules at an AMP. It's pretty rare to get an AMP provider who offers additional menu items like Greek or bbj. In my experience it doesn't matter how much you offer them.

[QUOTE=McMuffins;4627668]Not that I know of. The Momo I had was energetic and funny.[/QUOTE]Real skinny thing tiny waste, bolt on's?

Went last week to see ivy and she is petite and pretty! Nice rack and decent in the back! Def a pleaser!

[QUOTE=PootyLover;4628380]I have never paid over 200 for AMP FS. Its 60 for the house fee and 140 tip nowadays. They will almost always take 100 if its all you got and you play dumb. I don't do this because its simply not cool. When you get top notch hotties like Apple at VIP it is a real value. In terms of price vs talent and consistency AMPs win hands down. The downside is also the consistency. It is generally the same experience and similar rules at an AMP. It's pretty rare to get an AMP provider who offers additional menu items like Greek or bbj. In my experience it doesn't matter how much you offer them.[/QUOTE]It depends which AMP you go to. I go to RL Therapy that is covered in the Columbia / Jessup section. At least half the ladies I see do a BBBJ. They are a little older than the ladies at the GB AMPs, but I think the older ladies are more fun anyway. I am in my middle 60's, so they are young enough for me.

For everyone's information. I went by Laurel today. It was closed with a sticker sign on the door that said "Not Acceptable for Occupancy" or something along those lines. I didn't really read it closely because I just wanted to leave. Just wanted to give a heads up to everyone.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;4621964]Shaved or natural kitty?[/QUOTE]Every AMP provider I've seen (10 or so) has been shaved, which I like. A lot.

[QUOTE=Bubba26;4630857]For everyone's information. I went by Laurel today. It was closed with a sticker sign on the door that said "Not Acceptable for Occupancy" or something along those lines. I didn't really read it closely because I just wanted to leave. Just wanted to give a heads up to everyone.[/QUOTE]Yet another reason why it's good to call ahead. Tutu will be missed for sure.

Stopped by over lunch on Wednesday the parking lot was empty but I didn't care, place looked closed was not the case you enter into a waiting area and a ring the bell behind a locked door, I like this setup. Drew Ola, OMFG she was smoking hot. Early twenties petite, awesome natural perky C's and little round bottom. She looks like the super hot chicks in the ads, I'm glad I don't live close as I'd be broke. TS was great attention in all the right places. Massage started with a towel folded on my back and two hot steamy towels placed on top. Was a most unusual warming sensation she used a combination of hands, elbows & knees to give me a super relaxing massage. On the flip things really warmed up. Ola is a dream doll wish I could just take her home with me.