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[QUOTE=Tonto2037]And that's why I have never done lunch? It always comes back to bite you; one can never be too careful, eh?? Only kidding, I bet lunch with you would be a real hoot? lol![/QUOTE]

Are you kidding. Lunch with Ilapp these days is like the funneral of one of your parents. He has been so much fun lately I just want to crawl into a casket after eating with him, cause I already feel depressed and dead.

FF

PS. Found a great freckled PSE redhead out of State. Trying to get her to travel to Indy.

I need some advice.

I have been trying to see a few providers for 6 months now.

1. Misty, I even met in person but will still not schedule an appointment without a reference.

2. Courtney, called misty after I provided work verification, and made it clear that I did not have a date with misty. When misty told her sje did not have a date with me Courtney cancelled our date.

3. Bella Donna sent me her prescreening information and said to fill out as much info as I was comfortable with. I sent all info except my Facebook page and she said that due to me not filling out the form completely she could not see me.

4. Blaire was nice enough to schedule with me but a day prior to our meeting and I had to cancel due to a work event. She will not see me now.

5. Every out of town provider, and local worth seeing require references.

6. Most Indy providers are fat and actually charge? What the f? I get that for free, attractive ladies at that.

7. I am married so can only partake every once in a while. I have refs. I'm not new to the business. Some providers I've seen still remember me. Yet these Indy locals want NEW refs!

8. Indy providers will not accept references from out of state providers unless they saw someone local they've already seen?

9. Indy providers are selective of which other Indy providers they accept local provider refs from!

10. God damn. What happened to the days of "ae you a cop? No. Are you? No. Let's have fun the. "

I'm actually am an attractive guy in a bad marriage and really just need a sexy ladies company for a while. Can someone explain to me how to get past this ridiculous screening of indiana so I can establish the credibility of a true hobbits worth seeing?

[QUOTE=Daville]I need some advice.

I have been trying to see a few providers for 6 months now.

1. Misty, I even met in person but will still not schedule an appointment without a reference.

2. Courtney, called misty after I provided work verification, and made it clear that I did not have a date with misty. When misty told her sje did not have a date with me Courtney cancelled our date.

3. Bella Donna sent me her prescreening information and said to fill out as much info as I was comfortable with. I sent all info except my Facebook page and she said that due to me not filling out the form completely she could not see me.

4. Blaire was nice enough to schedule with me but a day prior to our meeting and I had to cancel due to a work event. She will not see me now.

5. Every out of town provider, and local worth seeing require references.

6. Most Indy providers are fat and actually charge? What the f? I get that for free, attractive ladies at that.

7. I am married so can only partake every once in a while. I have refs. I'm not new to the business. Some providers I've seen still remember me. Yet these Indy locals want NEW refs!

8. Indy providers will not accept references from out of state providers unless they saw someone local they've already seen?

9. Indy providers are selective of which other Indy providers they accept local provider refs from!

10. God damn. What happened to the days of "ae you a cop? No. Are you? No. Let's have fun the. "

I'm actually am an attractive guy in a bad marriage and really just need a sexy ladies company for a while. Can someone explain to me how to get past this ridiculous screening of indiana so I can establish the credibility of a true hobbits worth seeing?[/QUOTE]I noticed alot of Indy girls have come down on rates or run specials. That might be why there is increased demand so they can turn guys away. There is a website that will verify you but I don't know it, I've seen some ladies state they accept that info. I wouldn't give too much info though. It will make for trouble when the girl is busted.

[QUOTE=Daville]I need some advice.

I have been trying to see a few providers for 6 months now.

1. Misty, I even met in person but will still not schedule an appointment without a reference.

2. Courtney, called misty after I provided work verification, and made it clear that I did not have a date with misty. When misty told her sje did not have a date with me Courtney cancelled our date.

3. Bella Donna sent me her prescreening information and said to fill out as much info as I was comfortable with. I sent all info except my Facebook page and she said that due to me not filling out the form completely she could not see me.
Sounds to me that you should quit your job as a vic cop. Your story doesn't ring true.

4. Blaire was nice enough to schedule with me but a day prior to our meeting and I had to cancel due to a work event. She will not see me now.

5. Every out of town provider, and local worth seeing require references.

6. Most Indy providers are fat and actually charge? What the f? I get that for free, attractive ladies at that.

7. I am married so can only partake every once in a while. I have refs. I'm not new to the business. Some providers I've seen still remember me. Yet these Indy locals want NEW refs!

8. Indy providers will not accept references from out of state providers unless they saw someone local they've already seen?

9. Indy providers are selective of which other Indy providers they accept local provider refs from!

10. God damn. What happened to the days of "ae you a cop? No. Are you? No. Let's have fun the. "

I'm actually am an attractive guy in a bad marriage and really just need a sexy ladies company for a while. Can someone explain to me how to get past this ridiculous screening of indiana so I can establish the credibility of a true hobbits worth seeing?[/QUOTE]

Sounds to me like you should quit your job as a vice cop. The whole store sounds kind of fishy to me. Come on, 6 months and you are still a virgin.

[QUOTE=Fudge1]Sounds to me like you should quit your job as a vice cop. The whole store sounds kind of fishy to me.come on, 6 months and you are still a virgin.[/QUOTE]I've had opportunities. But I can't justify spending money on women who should be paying me. Not just to get a referral. Maybe my standards are high but a vice cop? Uh. No. I've provided my employment.

[QUOTE=Fudge1]Sounds to me like you should quit your job as a vice cop. The whole store sounds kind of fishy to me. Come on, 6 months and you are still a virgin.[/QUOTE]From what I've been hearing, the vice-cops get a lot of sex for free from hookers.

Daville sounds like an Uncle Leo. Why can't these guys stick to the truck stops and streets?

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Are you kidding. Lunch with Ilapp these days is like the funneral of one of your parents. He has been so much fun lately I just want to crawl into a casket after eating with him, cause I already feel depressed and dead.

FF

PS. Found a great freckled PSE redhead out of State. Trying to get her to travel to Indy.[/QUOTE]

OK my Freakish Friend, I have two words for you, bet you will never guess. It's kind of like my way of saying "Hi" when it comes to you it would seem. At least you only have to be depressed once in a while after sitting down to dine with me; think what it must like to be me, I can never get away from myself, even when I do listen to all those voices in my head. ( Or could that be one person with many "voices") Mmmmm? Wow, I feel pretty special though, now you think of me just as you did your wife.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Wow, I feel pretty special though, now you think of me just as you did your wife.[/QUOTE]I'm confused by your simile. Does that mean FF thought of you "like a wife", or thought of you "as fondly as his wife", or only thought of you "when he DID his wife"?

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[QUOTE=HandfulOfWheel]I'm confused by your simile. Does that mean FF thought of you "like a wife", or thought of you "as fondly as his wife", or only thought of you "when he DID his wife"?[/QUOTE]

I don't believe as big a Freak as he is he would think of me as his wife, or even his GF, but at least I know he doesn't hold all wives in disdain. If he thought of me as fondly as he did his wife, now his ex-wife, I know for a fact that he then would not stoop so low as to share a meal or a libation with me; that amount of fondness, or more specifically lack thereof, is pretty much reserved for only her. I would take comfort in knowing that if he thought of me only when he had done his wife that I would so rarely have crossed his mind he would have forgotten me entirely. Hell, if he only thought of me when she gave him a BJ I never would have crossed his mind at all. What I meant to say was rather that his wife, much like having lunch with me, always left him feeling dead and depressed inside. At least he was smart enough to get rid of her, or at least as much as is possible for those of us with exes, we know how little that sometimes is.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I never liked you anyway. So does this mean we can't do lunch anymore? It always sucks to lose one of the good guys, Take care, and if you ever want to buy back a couple of pics you know how to find me.[/QUOTE]And to think, I always thought of you as my ATFH, AllTimeFavHobbyist.

I will always have time for you my friend.

I think HOW, you and I have a date don't we?

Wanted to put a quick note here for Rachelina, she is visiting Indy for the first time and is staying 10 days. I met her today and was quite impressed. She is a cheerfully sexy young lady. She was totally professional in the business sense but at the same time really quite skilled and approachable. She is over on the E (where you can read all those "best ever" reviews, including one from me which should post tomorrow) and also has a profile on P411 in case you use that for referencing.

You can get a pretty good impression of her from her pictures, she does look just like that and they give an idea of her personality as well. She will only be here a couple more days but, I'll just say, I would definitely see her again.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I don't believe as big a Freak as he is he would think of me as his wife, or even his GF, but at least I know he doesn't hold all wives in disdain. If he thought of me as fondly as he did his wife, now his ex-wife, I know for a fact that he then would not stoop so low as to share a meal or a libation with me; that amount of fondness, or more specifically lack thereof, is pretty much reserved for only her. I would take comfort in knowing that if he thought of me only when he had done his wife that I would so rarely have crossed his mind he would have forgotten me entirely. Hell, if he only thought of me when she gave him a BJ I never would have crossed his mind at all. What I meant to say was rather that his wife, much like having lunch with me, always left him feeling dead and depressed inside. At least he was smart enough to get rid of her, or at least as much as is possible for those of us with exes, we know how little that sometimes is.[/QUOTE]

The next time someone asks me to describe my ex-wife, I'm using this.

[QUOTE=Daville]I need some advice.

I have been trying to see a few providers for 6 months now.

Really I am an attractive guy

If you was as ugly and hiedious as myself you might get lucky like me.