Downtown Report- Thursday, 8/6
I have mixed feelings about the Downtown scene. On one hand there are the pros: the cops generally don't care about mongers picking up SWs there, it isn't a residential stroll, most of the girls are clean, young, and fairly attractive, and (at least in the summer time) there's an abundance of them working the stroll on most nights.
The cons are small, but huge gripes. One: I REFUSE, let me repeat.... REFUSE to pay $ or more to fuck in my car in an alley. Sorry, but this is truly beneath me. If you're going to set upscale prices, at least have a god damned place with a bed in it to fuck on. I'll be damned if I pay a buck+ only to have someone either catch us or call the cops on us and risk losing my money and not getting my lizard milked. That's it. I think that's the biggest gripe of mine. It's ironic when you see girls strolling right in front of the Sheraton but dont have rooms there. Of course, in my travels, I have run across some CL girls who had rooms at the Sheraton or BWI who came out to make some quick change on the street. But most of the time this is just not the case. My only other gripe is when a SW quotes $$. No, sorry. Someone else might pay that much, but I don't do business for more than $ when I'm Downtown. And I've been very successful, snatching up some really attractive ones for sometimes as low as .60. I wish more of you guys would monger this area and help lower the asking prices!!
Sorry, I had to rant. These objections reflect most of what I experienced last night, and in the end all I had was my right hand and a sock to go home to. Happy I kept some money in my pocket for a change, I guess that's the silver lining. On the upside, this is by far the best stroll in Baltimore. I mean, really, are the cops just trying to keep prostitution contained to this area? I have, and have seen so many others, picked up SWs literally right in front of LE and they just keep right on moving. Hell, even the girls talk shit to the cops. Of course, we dont see the ULEs playing as mongers, and the SWs always have that nagging fear. I wouldn't say it's a free for all here, but it's as close as you're going to get in this city or most other places. Kinda reminds me of Hunts Point in the late 80s and early 90s before Mayor Juliani brought in his cleanup crew. I think we should take advantage before some overly-ambitious mayor comes along and decides to shut down our playground in Baltimore.
Alexis of Brooklyn - and the Thrill of LE presence.
Alright, so on a whim I decided to try one of Av's girls to see if the general forum was right about him, or if this "point to point" service had some benefits.
So Tony gives me the number of Alexis. At first, I thought the situation was a dud because for a good 30-45 mins, I'd text her "where are you" and she'd respond "I don't know what you are talking about". So I get on here and PM Tony (about 20 times) that he is full of it, there is no WSW with that number. Eventually the situation gets cleared and I find that she is in Brooklyn on #th and Pat. So I head over there and texted her where to meet. She tells me to "come up several streets and park. [she'd find me]". Well, no sooner that I text her I see her do 8 LEs park right up on my car. At this point I am thinking "Tony fucked me over, she's working with LE". I had not told the chick exactly what I drove, I just told her I drove a chevy. Luckily I drive a tinted SUV and just hid in the back seats, scrunched down, hoping they won't spot me. I am spazzing and this chick keeps calling and texting me to find where I am exactly. I eventually just shut my phone off because the one pig parked next to me heard my ringtone at one point and looked straight at my car and pointed his light in my direction. Yeah, by this time I was ready to bash Tony's face in, but freaked so bad about being caught that I was too stiff to move. At one point, I think I found myself curled on the floor with a towel over me (oh, btw I should mention I just spent about $40 at the bar. This idea of being a kid hiding under a "sheet" seemed genius to me at the time). From time to time I look up to see what's going on and I can see that the LE is checking the plates and cab of an older lincoln/cadiallic about 75 ft in front of me on the other side of the road, which did provide me some relief about the situation (still not enough to move). About 10 minutes later, the LE dispersed in a hurry with one of them hanging the scene for another 5 mins or so.
I turned my phone back on and I have 10 texts and 1 voicemail with some angry chick. Essentially she saw the cops and kept walking down #th st, but never thought to stop and check where I was before contunuing, she just kept strolling and strolling. I tell her where I was again, and she called me back furiously (I did not know at the time, however, I was still muting my calls until the last pig drove off) about wasting her time walking so far up the street. She starts heading back to me, and once again, as soon as she is in view, several marked LEs stroll by my car. It's been about 25-30 minutes of this shit and I told her that her area was hot for me to stay any longer, I'd meet her back a ways on #th st on the other side of pat. I pull off and park and tell her exactly where I am at. Then Alexis shows me how stoned (or slightly unintelligent ways) she was. I see her and call her, giving her directions of how to get to me (not but 200 ft away from her). I tell her to go left. And Alexis goes right. It takes me several minutes to tell her she is going the wrong way and to comeback to the corner she was at. She comes back, I tell her I am now straight ahead of her, to keep walking. So she turns right again and continues "straight" of her original course. And just when I thought that, with the process of elimination she'd figure out what st to walk, I get her back to the corner and she starts re-tracing back up #th st where she had originally come from 7 mins before that.
So the thought she is working with LE has completely vanished, she could be of no help to them, she can't follow simple instructions. I finally tell I'd make a pass, to Watch me and follow. So after what seemed like an hour chasing this chick all over Brooklyn, she finally hops in.
This chick is cute 5'5 slender brunette, A cups and smells very fresh (besides that of cigarettes). No track marks seen, she seems pretty stable and sane. [stats provided later]
Of course both of us are edgy, you don't see that many LE cars in one area, unless of course you are passing a barracks/station. After a cigerette or two, she finally calms down. She leads me back to her place. I was slightly cautious when she made several phone calls to leave the door unlocked and such, but I figure I am 6'2'' 225 lbs and she is all of 90lbs when wet, if the situation seems funky I'd bail and run. My car was parked very close by and was of easy access. We walk in and there is timid large man, watching a movie under a blanket on a sofa in the front room. I quickly analyze him to be not of a threat, as he rolled over as if he was ignoring the thought Alexis was bringing me in to her room. She walks me back to the back room and locks the door (whew, time to breathe finally). We negotiate BBBJCIM for $30 (not bad). After all the chasing around, I was just too tired to try for more. Her service was excellent. Nonrushed and she put some real enthusiasm into it. 10 mins in, she made 1 remark that I was going to kill her mouth taking so long; I think this was a remark rather than a complaint, because she went right back to work. I grabbed her head and thrust he mouth down on to me with one hand while grasping her itty A cup in the other. I exploded into her mouth where she stopped about half way because she just could not hold anymore in her mouth and almost choked. She apologized and cleaned my goo off me. We sat around for 10 mins shooting the shit, learning about each other's history (all the while she remained topless prancing around me). She walked me to the door and we went our separate ways.
All in all it was a great experience (even with the LE thrill. But hey, I laugh looking back at it now).
Stats
Face: 9
Body: 8.5 (just wished she had a little more meat to her)
Attitude: 9 (once we finally got up with each other)
Skills: 8 (she got me several times with her top teeth, but overall great experience)
If I saw her at a bar, and her history was a little cleaner, I'd probably pick her up and date her.
Bravo Tony. I'll have to enjoy FS with her another time. So besides your three girls, what else you got up your sleeve?
