Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Alohashorts]Is this a report or a an auto dealership commercial?[/QUOTE]

I'd like to have the ride of my dreams for no money down!

SS started off with a pretty neat idea, though, with the sauna, jacuzzi, and the karaoke room.

I only went when they first opened. I was invited to try their sauna but after a while, it started making me tired, and I got worried that it might inhibit my performance... of what I really went there for.

And then, my first provider there very very very reluctantly went into the jacuzzi with me (I don't remember her name), and warded off most of my "attacks."
I thought that banging in the jacuzzi would be something different, so I was all excited, but no go. Disappointment #1.

Disappointment #2: I asked if I could pork her in the karaoke room, and she said, "No, we don't do that!", and looked really shocked at me. She then asked me, "You really wanna sing?" I told her, no, of course not.

I wanted HER to sing. Into my pink mic! I'm wit da DJ! I'm IN the DJ!
Ha!

It would've been just like this Japanese porno I saw where actor was pounding the girl on the couch of a karaoke room.
The director had the mic, and I think he was telling her "Sing! Sing!"
So, she'd sing a few words, and the actor would start really going to town on purpose, so all she could sing was, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
It was hilarious and hot at the same time, and I wanted to re-create that in the karaoke room at SS. Again, no go. Hence, Disappointment #2.

Did any of you guys get serviced in those areas?

I visited sporadically after that (very sporadically), but I never saw anything I liked. So I never actually partook or went past the door since they first opened.

Am I making sense? I just got back from a rough night of drinking.
More tired than drunk now, though...

Primal Needs Sleep

Aloha, fellow hobbyists

Just returned from an interesting session at ch. Originally intended to visit Erica at Tokyo where I had previously struck gold and was gobsmacked with gfe on the first try, but the mama said she was off and to come back tommorow morning. Ayuh. I should have chosen that option but instead I ended up walking to crystal healing. I thought the world would still work out like it should, being that I went there before and had Penny (who I believe did not use her real name when she gave one, being that I've never seen a review for a penny at ch) with satisfying results. I ring the bell, mama jun recognizes me and ushers me in, and tells me to strip and wait. After a bit, a taller korean girl walks in and begins with a massage. Small kine awkward, even with attempts to converse. She tells me her name is T. I remember reading a review of her from someone, favorable at that, so I lightened up a bit. On the flip, she goes into HJ, possibly to get out of fs. Eventually we go into mish and things go downhill. She must have had a long day or something because a couple minutes in she goes "hurry up and cum, I'm getting sore".

I attempt to oblige, but I'm still a ways from finishing, and her coaxing is getting more and more frequent, when all of a sudden animated korean conversation erupts from outside and T looks me in the eyes and says "Hurry up. There's a new customer outside". Fuck shit, danger, abort! Abort! At this point I realize I'm not finishing any time soon and think fuck it, and have her finish with HJ. Her "come on"s and exasperated quiet sighs continue into the HJ and she's trying to do it while redressing and by the time I finish I'm over the whole thing. Don't think I spent more than half an hour there. Best part about the whole thing was a tie between the mama groping me before she left to get T or the scent of the shampoo in the shower reminding me of this haole girl I was boning a couple months back. A fiasco to be sure, but it was a learning experience, and the service was still good the first time I went there.

lsa?
Erica (couple weeks ago): 7/8/9
T: 7.5/5/4

[QUOTE=Magnod]Thanks for the update. Is she still by Liliha? She's the short one with big bolts right? How was her massage?

Thanks[/QUOTE]You got the bolts right! They're fake but WGAF! Her massage is good but could use a little more pressure and she is still by Liliha.

Late on Tuesday night I decided to seek some relaxation at King Relaxation (1507 South King Street), because I had a discount coupon from an old PennySaver. Ooooops ... wrong choice! As I approached the open door, I noticed our "Friends in Blue" from the Honolulu Police Department gathered inside. Looked like a bust. That's one party I wouldn't want to attend, so I didn't waste any time before departing. :(

Anyone know if places like Pine Tree and Nirvana take credit cards? Just curious, since i just got my Hawaiian Airlines Mileage card and I want to use it for almost everything now since i'll be earning mileage.

[QUOTE=Devorzon]Anyone know if places like Pine Tree and Nirvana take credit cards? Just curious, since i just got my Hawaiian Airlines Mileage card and I want to use it for almost everything now since i'll be earning mileage.[/QUOTE]

I believe VIP offers double points on Wednesdays. :)

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Late on Tuesday night I decided to seek some relaxation at King Relaxation (1507 South King Street), because I had a discount coupon from an old PennySaver. Ooooops ... wrong choice! As I approached the open door, I noticed our "Friends in Blue" from the Honolulu Police Department gathered inside. Looked like a bust. That's one party I wouldn't want to attend, so I didn't waste any time before departing. :([/QUOTE]Swung by there this morning on my way to work. The "Open" sign is lit, and the outside door is closed, but they are open for business. According to Mama Jun, who has a front-row seat from her window at Crystal Healing, several girls were involved and one guy was in handcuffs. These busts tend to involve immigration, gambling or license issues, rather than prostitution arrests, although those are not unheard-of.

[QUOTE=Devorzon]

Anyone know if places like Pine Tree and Nirvana take credit cards? Just curious, since i just got my Hawaiian Airlines Mileage card and I want to use it for almost everything now since i'll be earning mileage. [/QUOTE]
Personally, I wouldn't use credit cards for any transaction that could even implicate prostitution. That creates a permanent record of the transaction that could potentially be embarrassing in some situations.

[QUOTE=Ho Brah]

Small kine awkward, even with attempts to converse. She tells me her name is T. I remember reading a review of her from someone, favorable at that, so I lightened up a bit. On the flip, she goes into HJ, possibly to get out of fs. Eventually we go into mish and things go downhill. She must have had a long day or something because a couple minutes in she goes "hurry up and cum, I'm getting sore".

I attempt to oblige, but I'm still a ways from finishing, and her coaxing is getting more and more frequent, when all of a sudden animated korean conversation erupts from outside and T looks me in the eyes and says "Hurry up. There's a new customer outside". Fuck shit, danger, abort! Abort! At this point I realize I'm not finishing any time soon and think fuck it, and have her finish with HJ. Her "come on"s and exasperated quiet sighs continue into the HJ and she's trying to do it while redressing and by the time I finish I'm over the whole thing. Don't think I spent more than half an hour there. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for your report. That provider has had some previous bad reviews on the forums, both under the name "T" and her other names. (For example, one customer had reported that she shit on the sheet and then was vomiting in the bathroom.) Hopefully you told the mama of your dissatisfaction with the poor service. Personally, I think the older providers at CHM usually give much better value. If I had been treated in that disgraceful manner, I would have just stopped the session and asked the mama for another lady.

[QUOTE=Daaboy]New guy here. Posted a report in Escorts, and I figured I'd add in my AMP adventures. Again, I suck with names but here's the one's I can remember.

Maya at PT. She's no longer there, but damn that girl was my favorite. Cute Korean with huge fake boobs and a solid body. BBFS all the way on her many, many times.

Yuri at VIP/PT/wherever the hell she is now. Super cute Korean girl. Probably one of the prettiest AMP chicks I've been with.

Nancy at China Spa. Pretty sure she still works there, but haven't gone in a while. Chinese girl. Very skinny, cute face, real boobs. Loud when you're banging her. Use to see here a few times a month and after she felt comfortable, we would go BBFS no CIP.

Junko at Whatever Nirvana use to be called several years ago. Man, I didn't know this chick was so famous. Really good BBBJ, but i hear she's only a MT now. A definite MILF.

Lol, hmm I can't really remember anymore names. I use to frequent the AMPs along Ward alot. Imo, Pink and the one next door have the cutest girls of the WARD AMPs, but the one called Rappongi has the skankiest ones. I once had a girl Jennifer over at Rappongi that did BBBJ and almost BBFS, but she stopped me half way and had to cover.

The other one Rose Mari sometimes has a nice mix of asian and local chicks. I've always seen this Flip looking girl. Never tried her though because her boobs were too big for my taste.[/QUOTE]Don't be crying when you get tested and have positive results. You need help my man.

Tried to get a time but she was booked tonite..anyone know if it is worth the money? Times are tuff lately

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Thanks for the advise to read the forum guys. I have been reading quite a bit just to get the feel for things. One thing that worries me I guess would be that these sort of establishments seem to chage quite often.

Whther it be from busts, or girls moving from here to there, I was looking for some opinions to my questions in a more immidiate fashion.

So, if I were to go tonight, or tomorrow night, what would your suggestions be?????

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Late on Tuesday night I decided to seek some relaxation at King Relaxation (1507 South King Street), because I had a discount coupon from an old PennySaver. Ooooops ... wrong choice! As I approached the open door, I noticed our "Friends in Blue" from the Honolulu Police Department gathered inside. Looked like a bust. That's one party I wouldn't want to attend, so I didn't waste any time before departing. :([/QUOTE]Yikes! Brought back memories from PT a few months ago that I'd like to forget.

Even though they couldn't do anything to me they did take down my personal info so I am in their records somewhere probably.

I wonder who the guy was at King's that mama saw in handcuffs?

Hopefully not a customer, but maybe somebody who had a warrant or something.

Inside reporter. LOL!

[QUOTE=Badboy808]Don't be crying when you get tested and have positive results. You need help my man.[/QUOTE]Do me a favor and save your preaching for Sunday.