Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OrdLover;6591253]Is there any free parking around Sxl area. Or is it purely all meter parking? And how much is the meter in that area?[/QUOTE]I think your question was answered but considering the house fee + tip, spending a few dollars on parking should be the least of your concerns.

[QUOTE=JusticeOnce;6591340]Where and what is SxL? TIA.[/QUOTE]Lrn2 google.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;6591437]Is this the Emily who had been here before, rather slim and younger? If its the one I am thinking of she used to be L2 only before covid.[/QUOTE]Yes, that same Emily.

[QUOTE=LC310;6591539]Is Kelly at SXL Nails offering BBFS? She must be asking 3 hundos or more because she is greedy AF![/QUOTE]This, I don't know for sure but you are probably correct.

[QUOTE=MichiBob;6591628]With Cindy was it 60 for house fee + 2 Benjamin's? Or was it 2 Benjamin's total? Pricing here in Michigan at our best AMPs in battle creek and Jackson is usually 60+140 for an hour FS. Often bb. Thinking of venturing in to try SXL.[/QUOTE]House + tip, not total. Pricy, yes, but still cheaper than the faux VIP these other places offer at 3 benjys.

The last thing I will add is that sometimes you just have to go out and try a spot if you're interested. Not throwing shade but there are enough bread crumbs here on this site and others to lead you in the right direction. I think some of these other reviews, constantly gushing over the same 2 or 3 spots, have spoiled some to the point they need to be spoon fed info on where to actually go. Not my style. I enjoy the hunt for those under-reported and UTR spots and I've found plenty of gems along the way. I'm just waiting for the DM that asks how to bang a girl, hahaha. Get out there, do some hunting, and if you find something interesting share it here (or DM me, hahaha). Return the favor!

[QUOTE=Mitsom;6591477] Also why I always park around the corner. Never out front or within visual of the facility. Also always do a drive by before parking.

Stay safe out there fellas.[/QUOTE]Oh, I'm seeing reports that newer cars are pretty much unrestricted data collection machines for the car companies. They collect and sell it all. Hoping we can get some reasonable laws in place. So yeah, parking a little ways away, or taking an Uber and stopping down the street, might be a good practice.

[QUOTE=RichL1234;6588299]Went to HCS on Irving to visit Angela. She is just a sweetheart of a person with a great body to match. She was s probably up there in the top 10 as far as massage skills go. She will tease the fuck out of you, but I've come to the realization that you ain't getting anything more than L1 from her. I'm okay w / that because her skills, pleasant demeanor & spunk will keep me going back. As my other reviews have noted. If she ain't there it ain't worth going.

70/ hr. 50 / hhr.

Tip -. 6.

Angela - 5'5" , 105 lbs, small A cup, and a killer butt that you can palm w /1 hand. Mid 30's(?) With the energy of a 19 y/o

Treat her right.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the review. The place is literally down the street from me within walking distance. Always wondered what kind of service they provided.

[QUOTE=OrdLover;6587475]Does anyone know who does a great ball massage? The only one I know that does a good one was Kendy on Touhy but she have a GPS. So I stopped seeing her. I have asked my regulars if they knew how to do it. They all tried but it wasn't the same. Pm is fine.[/QUOTE]May I ask what you mean by Kenedy having "GPS?" I do not understand what that means. Maybe because I am old.

She does a great massage but talks way too much.

Thanks for the comprehensive list! I keep forgetting about rubrankings, but see now that there are some more realistic photos on there. I don't have much to add, other than Laura and Sarah still look the same from 5 years ago. And if Kylie's photo is real, then that is Kylie from youwannaseeme, who is full GFE over there. There are some wild reviews of her on The othER review website.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6589170]CLM recently started this practice where they will use multiple photos of a girl, and only some of them are real and then rotate them. The first time I saw that happen was with Salma. Her early photos were her, now they use some bombshell lingerie model. I don't know if they do that when demand slows down for a girl or what.

Adele has three photos floating around at various times on their website or rubrankings page. One was definitely real because she wore the same outfit when I saw her. And she's definitely not blonde and probably never was LOL.

Ok here are the girls on the roster who I can confidently say are using their photos and the photos are reasonably accurate. I might not have booked appointments with all of them, but I sometimes like to meet other girls after an appointment is over so I'll know who is who.

Natalie.

Suzie.

Bella.

Cassandra.

Lily.

Leila.

Athena.

Paoula's new photo (the one taken outside in a bikini is either fake or inaccurate).

Amida (although she's got a gut that she's great at hiding in all her photos).

Zara.

Melissa.

Kylie.

The ones I know are fake are:

Camilla's new photos.

Adele's new photo.

Salma's current photo.

Sandra.

Danielle's current photo.

I'm pretty sure both Hanna and Adele are using the same fake model.

Julie (note: real Julie is actually hotter IMO than her fake double).

I'm on the fence about Claudia. She has multiple photos and some seem more accurate thsn others.

The others either I'm not sure, haven't met them yet, aren't on the roster this week so I don't see their photo, or haven't seen them in so long (like Laura and Sarah) that I can't comment anymore on the accuracy.

If anybody has met any of the girls i haven't listed, please feel free to add your thoughts. I'm curious to know about the others.[/QUOTE]

Read through Baggio57's report and went out to SxL with cock in hand. Called prior and booked Emily.

Paid house fee of $60 for a half. Out came Emily. Holy fuck. 9/10, very pretty. 25 yrs old, slim, small but shapely ass. Gorgeous face, shiny black hair. Best Asian girl I've seen at a parlor.

Good massage for 10 minutes. Asked what I wanted and told her a friend sent me for full service. She said ok but with condom. Said I didn't have one but I'm clean as a whistle. She refused. I plead my case for 5 minutes and shescoming around asks how much. I say I was told 140 would do the trick she balks and says only BBBJ for that.

Now I know I fucked up here so I don't want to hear it from you guys about how its simps like me jacking up prices.

So I say how much to rawdog and she goes $260. My cock is hard in her hand, she's looking hot as fuck. I pull out the cash and hand it to her.

She strips nude. Skin is tight, soft, flawless. Big nips on her small tits. Squeeze her small ass. Fuck her in mish, doggy, cg, standing doggy, pull out and bust on her tits.

Now her massage was really good. So I ask her to do it and upgrade to the hour for 20 more.

Damage. $80 house + $260 = $340.

Horrible deal, I get it, but she was a 9 out of 10 for me. Young, hot, bareback. Just one round too. I know I paid too much but it's a tale as old as time. Hot girl with my cock in her hands dictated the prices.

[QUOTE=Flipper12;6592581]Read through Baggio57's report and went out to SxL with cock in hand. Called prior and booked Emily.

Paid house fee of $60 for a half. Out came Emily. Holy fuck. 9/10, very pretty. 25 yrs old, slim, small but shapely ass. Gorgeous face, shiny black hair. Best Asian girl I've seen at a parlor.

Good massage for 10 minutes. Asked what I wanted and told her a friend sent me for full service. She said ok but with condom. Said I didn't have one but I'm clean as a whistle. She refused. I plead my case for 5 minutes and shescoming around asks how much. I say I was told 140 would do the trick she balks and says only BBBJ for that.

Now I know I fucked up here so I don't want to hear it from you guys about how its simps like me jacking up prices.

So I say how much to rawdog and she goes $260. My cock is hard in her hand, she's looking hot as fuck. I pull out the cash and hand it to her.

She strips nude. Skin is tight, soft, flawless. Big nips on her small tits. Squeeze her small ass. Fuck her in mish, doggy, cg, standing doggy, pull out and bust on her tits.

Now her massage was really good. So I ask her to do it and upgrade to the hour for 20 more.

Damage. $80 house + $260 = $340.

Horrible deal, I get it, but she was a 9 out of 10 for me. Young, hot, bareback. Just one round too. I know I paid too much but it's a tale as old as time. Hot girl with my cock in her hands dictated the prices.[/QUOTE]How was that a horrible deal? You spent $40 more than VIP for an apartment girl, got a great massage and barebacked a hot little Asian. You're not getting that at any of the apartments for that price. If I had $40 more on me and knew that's what it would take to go bare, I would have gladly paid it. If it was worth it to you, that's all that matters, not what someone else thinks. Well done.

[QUOTE=Englee;6592432]May I ask what you mean by Kenedy having "GPS?" I do not understand what that means. Maybe because I am old.

She does a great massage but talks way too much.[/QUOTE]I didn't know either so I googled it: Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I assume the girl knows she's hot so the personality weight on the bakers scale is barely off the platform and the price for the pastry is sky high.

[QUOTE=Mitsom;6592743]I didn't know either so I googled it: Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I assume the girl knows she's hot so the personality weight on the bakers scale is barely off the platform and the price for the pastry is sky high.[/QUOTE]I look at GPS as the girl thinks she is way hotter, rare and more valuable than other girls that charge far less that we would consider equal or better than her.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6592129]What is the problem with them? I was thinking of a visit, thanks!

W Buck.[/QUOTE]Looking at his post English is not his native language. I'm guessing just another house throwing dirt.

[QUOTE=Englee;6592432]May I ask what you mean by Kenedy having "GPS?" I do not understand what that means. Maybe because I am old.

She does a great massage but talks way too much.[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome.

[QUOTE=Mitsom;6592743]I didn't know either so I googled it: Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I assume the girl knows she's hot so the personality weight on the bakers scale is barely off the platform and the price for the pastry is sky high.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6592790]I look at GPS as the girl thinks she is way hotter, rare and more valuable than other girls that charge far less that we would consider equal or better than her.[/QUOTE]Yes that is the problem. All you horn dog thinks that she is WAY younger than she is. She is literally a grandma. She have a grand kid and she is probably in her 60's. She just hides it better than the other Asian mt. And yet everyone complains about the other grannies that looks their age and gives a lot better service than Kendy. Most of us either don't get to touch her or just OTC. A very small percentage of us get to utc. I feel a lot of you younger guys that see her as young then either you are high as hell when you see her or you don't see alot of Asian. And the funny thing is she always busy as hell and yet at Rivers spa that is less than a block away is always empty as hell.

[QUOTE=Baggio57;6592597]How was that a horrible deal? You spent $40 more than VIP for an apartment girl, got a great massage and barebacked a hot little Asian. You're not getting that at any of the apartments for that price. If I had $40 more on me and knew that's what it would take to go bare, I would have gladly paid it. If it was worth it to you, that's all that matters, not what someone else thinks. Well done.[/QUOTE]Honestly she was so fucking sexy! I've banged some hot little things from SA and agencies too so not my first rodeo here but goddamn her skin was so smooth and tight. And thar bare little pussy! Jesus christ. Good massage too.

So you didn't hit it bare? From how I read your report I thought you hit it bare.

[QUOTE=Flipper12;6592857]Honestly she was so fucking sexy! I've banged some hot little things from SA and agencies too so not my first rodeo here but goddamn her skin was so smooth and tight. And thar bare little pussy! Jesus christ. Good massage too.

So you didn't hit it bare? From how I read your report I thought you hit it bare.[/QUOTE]Nope. I made the mistake of saying yes when she asked if I had a condom. She didn't budge after that and I didn't have any more cash to sweeten the deal. Next time though.

Ruby. Monica. 30 min at standard.

Very nice, a little weird. Very giddy and giggly but like in a drunk (way, but I don't think she was. Just a little unique. Man-mades, which are not my thing, and I realized after the fact her subtle perfume was actually that scented lotion shit that gets all over which I fucking hate. Very cute little rear. Overall fine won't rush to repeat.

[QUOTE=LiquorThnPoker;6592504]Thanks for the comprehensive list! I keep forgetting about rubrankings, but see now that there are some more realistic photos on there. I don't have much to add, other than Laura and Sarah still look the same from 5 years ago. And if Kylie's photo is real, then that is Kylie from youwannaseeme, who is full GFE over there. There are some wild reviews of her on The othER review website.[/QUOTE]Yup, same Kylie. She is probably the best deal at CLM at the moment. +100 for full open menu GFE for a 30 m fuckfest is something no other girl there can match.