Massage Parlor Reports

I'm pretty new to the OC, any suggestions on where I can get a shave and a handshake?

[QUOTE=BenderOver;6167013]Well, that's disappointing about King. I've seen MMS chatting with a couple of pretty hot young ladies in the front area who'd I love to exercise with. But we're getting more reports that this place is no HE as opposed to good HE. If this keeps up, I won't be returning to try my luck out again. The massage wasn't good enough for me to waste an hour like that.[/QUOTE]I had a cute girl at Kings tell me "next time" 8 or 9 months ago at but she was gone the next weekend. Nothing even close since. Neither King nor Palms has ever been more than legit for me. But like Scarface Capone says it might be my smelly old cock. But all the gilfs at Happy Feet are worth the climb up the stairs. The redecorated rooms make it a tad more private than in the past. Just wake up the pps when you get there.

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6167223]I had a cute girl at Kings tell me "next time" 8 or 9 months ago at but she was gone the next weekend. Nothing even close since. Neither King nor Palms has ever been more than legit for me. But like Scarface Capone says it might be my smelly old cock. But all the gilfs at Happy Feet are worth the climb up the stairs. The redecorated rooms make it a tad more private than in the past. Just wake up the pps when you get there.[/QUOTE]I went to Kings upstairs place a while ago and got nothing. Mid-afternoon weekday and there were kids running around as well. The downstairs girl looked nice though but they sent me upstairs because nobody was available downstairs.

[QUOTE=FlipOnOver;6167113]Is Candy from Temptation at Best Massage on 17th?

Rubmaps list a Candy as recently as August of this year.[/QUOTE]Correct, I'm overdue for a visit as well.

[QUOTE=AlCapone2006;6166995]That's the number to the 80's Jenny song. xxxx309.[/QUOTE]Your good Rookie!! Yeah Coco in La Palma then turned to Rose in nirvana!! Making 400 k plus per year. 2 nice homes! Now in the same penitentiary as Capone!! Uncle Sam wants his money back.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6165994]Not saying there's not a Lulu, just I've never met with a Lulu. Lucy, yes, and a benjie+ might just get her starkers, stroking your pole, a tit in your mouth and your mouth devouring her well-coiffed cooter. Just maybe.

Mr. P.[/QUOTE]Mr. P. pretty sure she said her name was LuLu, something double for sure, but not CoCo or YoYo, I'd have remembered that. She was washing the front window when I walked up at 10 AM sharp. She was tall ish, not fat, not a looker, probably late 30's to mid 40's, and gave a decent massage with a nice slow release. Guess that doesn't narrow it down too much. I'll have to go back and ask for her by that name and see what happens.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;6167013]Well, that's disappointing about King. I've seen MMS chatting with a couple of pretty hot young ladies in the front area who'd I love to exercise with. But we're getting more reports that this place is no HE as opposed to good HE. If this keeps up, I won't be returning to try my luck out again. The massage wasn't good enough for me to waste an hour like that.[/QUOTE]I was there just a few months ago. Pulled a tired old granny with jeans and a canvas smock. Never came close enough for me to explore. No tease whatsoever. Kept me covered the whole time and then said "finished". There was a hottie working the counter on the way out, and I was thinking WTF is she doing at the counter and not in the room with me? Anyway, a hard pass after that experience. Would like to hear from some mongers with a different outcome.

[QUOTE=Bango;6167431]Correct, I'm overdue for a visit as well.[/QUOTE]Cany on 17th has the Viet DDs. HJ / CBJ place on the corner by a dentist. A bit expensive but you'll leave with a smile on your face. Hard as F to find anyone under 40-50 years old these days. Any Korean parlors out there?

I found one Thai lady in Costa Mesa, and 10 grannies.

Happy hunting.

L&L. Went to see Mia again. Wanted an hour but she stiffed me time even though I was keeping track. Fingers would trail and tease more since it was my 2nd time. Massage was ok. On flip I asked if she offered more, she wanted $$ for CFS, We settled for $. 2 for CBJ and DATY.

BW -.

Linda. Decent massage didn't seem to rush. Asked for UTC, we agreed on. 6 she finished the massage afterwards, which I liked.

Sally. Speaks decent English, decent massage as she works on specific muscle groups. Allows UTC (top), nothing bottom. Only fingers though, no tongue. Slow release and buildup, was pretty great. Finished massage after.

SH -.

Helen. Decent massage, felt rushed tbh, but she was experienced and knew what she was doing. Sweaty UTC (top), HJ was a jackhammer, . 5 tip.

Happi - (next to cozy acu therapy).

Tiffany. Only provider that was there, super hole in the wall joint looks like. . 4 for hhr laid down on table. It sounded like another monger came in, and she took him to the next room, oiled up and massaged him real quick. Cleaned up and came to me after.

Barely any massage, told me to flip, wouldn't quote, just handed me my wallet and asked me to pull them out. Wants. 8 for a HJ. Said only. 6.

Got UTC (top) and some OTC (bottom) play, little tongue action upstairs. Said next time it'll be more for that. In and out in 5 minutes.

Gave me a side hug as I was leaving, saying we know each other now, next time it will be more relaxing.

Has anyone seen Birdy at Haven or any of the newer girls there? Or Seventeen just down the street.

I have been to Miley at Seventeen and she's alright. Lyn at Haven is tiny but booked up most of the time as she's only there on Mondays.

[QUOTE=OhheYandy;6168910]Has anyone seen Birdy at Haven or any of the newer girls there? Or Seventeen just down the street.

I have been to Miley at Seventeen and she's alright. Lyn at Haven is tiny but booked up most of the time as she's only there on Mondays.[/QUOTE]Any more info on Miley? Does she actually try or just making some quick cash? I had her on my to-do list. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ZzzBoy14;6169031]Any more info on Miley? Does she actually try or just making some quick cash? I had her on my to-do list. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have not seen her myself but have read 2 reports on her, both were more negative than positive.

[QUOTE=OhheYandy;6168910]Has anyone seen Birdy at Haven or any of the newer girls there? Or Seventeen just down the street.

I have been to Miley at Seventeen and she's alright. Lyn at Haven is tiny but booked up most of the time as she's only there on Mondays.[/QUOTE]I also have the same problem booking with lyn. Very attractive and petite Asian but also dislike the fact that she only works 1 day per week. I call her old reliable because you can never go wrong with a session with her. I haven't seen jazzy in the lineups as of late who was also a solid option.

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BW -.

Sally. Speaks decent English, decent massage as she works on specific muscle groups. Allows UTC (top), nothing bottom. Only fingers though, no tongue. Slow release and buildup, was pretty great. Finished massage after.

Gave me a side hug as I was leaving, saying we know each other now, next time it will be more relaxing.[/QUOTE]Yep Sally is the go-to BW girl if you want to drain as much precum and semen from your body as possible. It's intense.

[QUOTE=RayWalters;6169088]I have not seen her myself but have read 2 reports on her, both were more negative than positive.[/QUOTE]Oops I didn't do my homework. She has a terrible review in the Nuru thread. That's some $$ saved, phew.

King massage: went here and saw a hot mms. Got a decent skinny somewhat young (late 30's?) Asian lady. She took me upstairs to another place and it was just us. Thought I was going to score but throughout the massage, she kept her distance where I had zero chance of wandering. On the flip, she again strategically placed herself where I can't reach. 7/10 massage and didn't leave happy. This seems to be a legit place but mms was freaking hot. Too bad.

Edinger & Fairview: stopped by hear and got an average Asian lady mid 40's. Massage was 6/10. Allowed roaming and on flipped asked for FS. She wanted $180 and got down to $140. Not sure if FS is allowed here but she kept telling me to hurry after only 2 minutes of mish. No door just curtains and we were in the corner. She kept looking at the door and said no more after about 4 minutes of quiet banging since I couldn't be loud. WTF? Wouldn't give money back and mood was ruined. I wasn't going to make a scene about illegal activities so I left.

SH: first time here and got somewhat chubby lady. Was in room at the back where it was well lit and people kept walking by. Didn't even have a curtain, just some wooden wall that didn't even cover the whole door. Lots of people talking and whole environment was not relaxing. Surprisingly was able to get a handy even though the mood was all wrong. Decent massage but I'd prefer the bigger curtain rooms upstairs at BW.

I only monger about 6 times a year so these last 3 visits were disappointing. Hopefully I'll be able to get out once or twice more and end the year on a good note.